This simplification is outrageous

Qiao Yuan: "..."

"Isn't it? Could it be that you caused a lot of trouble outside, and others want to arrest me and threaten you?"

Qiao Yuan: "..."

"Could it be that my strange spirit card is not approved?"

……

What is this all about!

Qiao Yuan stopped Li Xiaoling's wild thinking and opened the door to see the corpse.

"Look at this, do you have any ideas?"

Li Xiaoling narrowed her eyes, carefully observed the half of the corpse, and then looked at Qiao Yuan with a serious face.

"Qiao Yuan, there is something I have to tell you seriously."

Call ~

Here comes, finally here!

Qiao Yuan took a deep breath, the moment finally came.

"You are also a person with status now. I have attended the public lectures of the Security Bureau before, and I have gained a lot. During your absence, I have already become the president of the Yueyang City Spirit Association and the spirit mental health consultant. .”

"The association's guidelines are to promote the mutual growth of harmless alien spirits and human beings, to create beauty, harmony, and civilization..."

"Speak human." Qiao Yuan said.

"So... when did you start collecting corpses?"

"Why are you becoming more and more like a foreign spirit?"

"If you have a problem in your mind, I can help you."

Qiao Yuan: "..."

Educated yourself?

"I'm going to open a mental health clinic. If you have time, you can come and have a look. As my first patient, I'll give you a [-]% discount..." Li Xiaoling said with a straight face.

At this moment, Qiao Yuan looked at Li Xiaoling, and unexpectedly found a holy white light around the opponent's body, and it became stronger and stronger until finally, it enveloped the entire room.

Like an angel!

"If you are short of money, just tell me, I can get a membership card, you first turn off the illusion, let's get down to business!"

"On this half of the corpse, there is an inexplicable but familiar feeling, similar to yours. I want to hear your true thoughts."

Qiao Yuan told the story of what happened in the forbidden place in detail.

……

The mechanical clock on the living room wall ticked.

The light and shadow shining into the house kept moving, and the scene remained silent for half an hour.

"wait for me a while."

Li Xiaoling put down the spatula in his hand, took out his mobile phone and clicked on a video.

"You look at this?"

Qiao Yuan: "?????"

Curiously, she leaned over and took a look. In the video, a long-legged beauty was showing off her thighs, but it can be seen from the deformed wall that they were definitely elongated.

But there is one thing to say, at least visually it is very comfortable.

"What do you want to say?"

"Do you know who she is?"

"I don't know, she didn't show her face."

"..."

Switch to next video.

This time it was a beautiful woman dancing again, just like before, only showing her legs, not her face.

"Do you know who she is?"

"do not know."

"..."

In the next ten minutes, Li Xiaoling found some videos one after another, all of them were legs without exception, and asked the same questions.

Until finally Qiao Yuan snatched the phone.

"Don't look for them, who knows who they are just by looking at their legs!"

"So you also know that you can't recognize a person just by looking at their legs!" Li Xiaoling said vigorously.

Qiao Yuan: "..."

……

It was my own mistake.

After calming down, Li Xiaoling expressed her true feelings frankly.

It is indeed very familiar, but not that familiar, at most only a little more familiar than ordinary spirits.

This proves nothing!

Qiao Yuan touched his chin.

What Li Xiaoling said is also reasonable, after all, he was tested in a laboratory and his memory was affected.

"Then it's okay. I was thinking too much. I thought it was your... um... friend or something in that world."

"Aren't you my friend?"

"..."

At this time, it was quickly revealed.

At the end, Li Xiaoling picked up the spatula to cook again.

Soon a delicious meal was served on the table.

"You didn't hallucinate, did you? Did you do this?"

"You... who do you look down on!" Li Xiaoling pretended to be angry.

Qiao Yuan gave a thumbs up with a smile.

The two started a warm dinner.

meal room.

Li Xiaoling casually mentioned something.

"By the way, I just heard from you that the corpses of the first-generation ghosts in the ghost world can bear fruits that can save the price of strange things?"

Qiao Yuan, who was eating and drinking, nodded.

"However, a specific location is required. If fruits can be grown anywhere, then the first batch of awakened people will not be polluted."

Li Xiaoling let out a groan, moved her eyes slightly, dragged her cheeks with her hands and continued: "In this way, it is still beneficial to human beings."

"I've always heard from humans that the dead are the greatest, why don't we find a place to bury it."

Qiao Yuan, who was eating, said without turning his head, "Okay, tomorrow I will entrust my relationship to buy a good feng shui cemetery and bury it."

"Leave this to me, you have worked hard these days."

Qiao Yuan was taken aback.

"Are you okay?"

"I'm good at it. It's unlucky to leave corpses in your door all the time. Don't worry if you leave them to me."

"..."

"Well, I'll make a call, and the matter can be dealt with quickly." Qiao Yuan put down the bowl and chopsticks, and called the person in charge.

……

Liyang City.

A beautiful cemetery.

Li Xiaoling looked into the distance with half of the corpse on his back, and finally picked up a hoe and dug a hole seriously.

Don't say a word, do it yourself.

Soon the tomb took shape.

After looking at half of the corpse for a long time, Li Xiaoling buried it with his own hands.

When he came to the grave, he took out the censer.

A wisp of black smoke rose slowly, and finally formed the appearance of three injections of incense.

On the road not far away, a wooden door suddenly appeared.

"..."

After burning incense, Li Xiaoling turned her head blankly, but there was no one around.

He stared at the grave for a long time, until it was almost dawn at last, Li Xiaoling packed up the incense burner, clapped his hands, and ran towards home.

After returning home, he peeked at the bedroom curiously.

It was found that Qiao Yuan was sleeping soundly, even snoring.

Glancing at the air conditioner that was blowing cold wind, Li Xiaoling tiptoedly covered Qiao Yuan with the quilt, and then quietly backed out.

4Chapter 17 Xiaoqiao Mental Health Diagnosis Center was established!

a few days later.

The weather is clear and blue.

"What, are you serious?" Qiao Yuan, who was drinking hot water, almost spat out.

Sitting on the sofa, Li Xiaoling, who was flipping through a stack of books, pushed the glasses she didn't know where to find, and spoke calmly.

"Didn't I say it before? I am the president of the Yueyang City Spirit Association and a mental health consultant for spirits. The Security Bureau also agreed to open a shop for me to provide counseling for some spirits."

Qiao Yuan took a look at the books printed by the Security Bureau. They were all guidance books on persuading the soul to do good.

Qiao Yuan's scalp tingled with every word.

Qiao Yuan, who was afraid that Li Xiaoling would be fooled by others, picked up the phone and asked about it before he realized the fact.

I don't know when the next blood moon will come, but this does not affect the recovery of more and more ghosts.

According to rough statistics at the headquarters, the awakening of ordinary people and the recovery of ghosts are still showing a slow upward trend.

Although on the whole, facing the human race, the foreign spirits are still only a very small part of it.

But every time they are revived, those dead have a high probability of becoming bloodthirsty ghosts.

……

The probability of a harmless ghost is low. If it is not guided in time, it will turn into a bloodthirsty ghost once it kills.

One ebb and flow is not conducive to the headquarters' plan.

It is still the same sentence, it is impossible for human beings to completely exterminate the spirits, starting from the moment when the blood moon appeared, or even the first batch of people entered the world of spirits.

All this is irreparable!

Eliminating bloodthirsty ghosts and coexisting with harmless ghosts is the goal given by the headquarters.

The specific operation will be arranged by the person in charge according to the actual situation of each city.

It's just that most cities outside of Liyang City are not as optimistic as Liyang City, because there are very few special events in Liyang City.

Especially now that a large number of awakened people are living in this city, the probability of special events has been reduced to the range of the green line.