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Ok?

Qiao Yuan exclaimed, then searched out of curiosity, and found some news.

Compared to before, the Internet was as if it was purified, but now I can see some fragments of words. It seems that the recovery of the spiritual energy is gradually becoming impossible to hide.

I just don't know what strength this foreign spirit is, what is its habit?

Compulsory filming?

What kind of hobby is this?

Incomprehensible.

"Hiss, it's so scary, alas...May the world be peaceful. Does our country not provide material assistance? Great love knows no borders..."

"He tui, upstairs, can you say such things? I strongly despise you, not only do I despise you, I also despise those who don't despise you!"

"Yes, yes, in this case, the Leshan Giant Buddha should be moved away and erected!"

"At this moment, the rice bowl in my left hand suddenly became a bowl, the soy milk in my right hand became a jade bottle, the straw became a willow branch, my mobile phone became a Buddhist scripture, the barbecue on the table suddenly became a vegetarian meal, and the electric lamp above my head began to emit Buddha light , the chair you were sitting on became a lotus platform, and you have to come to the group to see the true Buddha!"

【"Pretty and free dove of peace" has been kicked out of the group chat by the administrator】

Ok?

It's a bit strange that the administrator actually appeared!

Qiao Yuan has joined this group for more than half a year. It is a large group of 800 people, with only one group owner and one manager.

The group owner and management basically don't talk about it. The group owner said the most... There are no ghosts in this world. Anyone who dares to spread rumors will be kicked out.

The identity is quite mysterious, and the other group of friends do not know.

"Administrator domineering, good kick!"

"That's right, come here... send some pictures to the administrator, and reward him!"

"Give it to me first, let me check it a priori, not all vulgar fans are worthy of management!"

"..."

Then there was another rainbow fart in the group.

After looking at it for a long time, I didn't see anything meaningful.

It seems all is well.

But thinking about what happened some time ago, maybe it wasn't Taiping in Liyang City, and he couldn't get in touch with that circle with his connections.

A circle of awakened and strange spirits!

I have always been looking for things in the circle of ordinary people, like looking for a needle in a haystack, with little hope... because if ordinary people know about some things, it means losing control.

What kind of people should be in what kind of circles.

Qiao Yuan had an answer in mind, so he sent a message to Li Xiaoling.

"Li Xiaoling, do you have any other spirit friends? Men and women are not limited, as long as they are in good health and their hobbies are not too perverted..."

Li Xiaoling: "What do you want to do?"

Qiao Yuan: "It's nothing, it's just that I haven't moved my body for a long time."

Li Xiaoling: "..."

……

Inside the apartment.

Li Xiaoling looked at her phone with a hesitant expression, then returned to the previous page, and a top group appeared in front of it.

The name of the group chat is [Family Love Each Other]

This is a group chat that it added not long ago. It is full of various spirits. The number is not large. There are only more than 50 people scattered all over the world.

Unlike those bloodthirsty spirits, the eccentricities of the spirits in the group are relatively normal.

The most important point is that they have never harmed anyone!

"A new batch of tea has recently come in, does anyone need to try it?"

A group friend sent such a message, Li Xiaoling clicked on its personal homepage, and then clicked on a video, and he could clearly see that this was a strange spirit who was addicted to tea.

In the process of frying tea, he personally enters the pot and stir-fries with the tea leaves. In its words, it can be blended with the tea leaves.

Its nickname is 【Green Tea】.

"..."

Then another ghost nicknamed [Sea King (40/100)] sent a message.

"Man, I want a man! Sisters, find me a man [crazy expression]"

This is a ghost that especially likes men. Its hobby is to date 100 men aged 18 to 20 at the same time, and its progress has reached 40 at the moment.

According to Li Xiaoling's guess, within a year, this foreign spirit will complete this achievement - beheading a hundred people!

Of course... this is just the beginning.

In the group, this strange spirit also revealed his ambitions, dating 100 at the same time is just the beginning, its goal is the stars and the sea, the next goal will be more difficult, it will have to date 100 awakened men at the same time.

Just thinking about it is exciting!

The hobbies of foreign spirits and foreign spirits do not communicate with each other, Li Xiaoling said that he could not understand.

What would happen if its hobby met Qiao Yuan?

Some bad images appeared in Li Xiaoling's mind, and then she covered her mouth and laughed.

"..."

"Good afternoon, ladies, have you eaten yet?"

At twelve o'clock, a strange spirit spoke on time. Li Xiaoling's eyes lit up, and she quickly ignored Qiao Yuan and sent a voice message in the group.

There is a trace of charming laziness in the tone, as if just waking up, which makes people think about it.

"No, just woke up, too hungry, poor..."

swoosh~

[WeChat red envelopes (sister’s voice is really nice, remember to eat breakfast)]

Li Xiaoling's eyes were shining brightly, and she poked wildly with her fingers, even leaving an afterimage.

Finally grabbed 66 yuan.

cluck~

Li Xiaoling laughed like a silver bell, her eyes narrowed like a crescent moon, revealing her white teeth, and two dimples on her cheeks were faintly visible.

The ghost that sends red envelopes is very special, as you can tell by its nickname.

【Wolf Warriors (12/100)】

This ghost is similar to the quirk above. Its hobby is to lick the dog, and it never tires of it.

"Thank you brother."

"Goodbye brother, sister is going to take a bath first, we will talk later..."

【War Wolf (12/100)】: "Sister, be careful..."

"..."

Read more: "Brothers and sisters, the human city is not peaceful recently. The same kind oppresses us, and human beings also join in the fun, so we must unite all forces that can be united, read more books and newspapers, and learn to arm ourselves with knowledge"

Wake up and say: "That's right, I'll sleep first, sisters, do you recommend a set of sleeping pillows, lately I always have a stiff neck, when I wake up every morning, my head is always in a different place."

Alcoholic: "I'm not targeting anyone, I just want to say that human beings are trash. Last time ten strong guys PKed me, and they made me drink all of them. Now those people insist on recognizing me as a big brother, and they are talking about it." Offer [-] a month, let me accompany them to participate in the wine bureau, brothers... Should I agree or reject the price of [-]?"

I love to show bad: "Life is short, show bad immediately"

Successfully learn the foreign spirit: "Understand the applause!"

The chat in the group was full of enthusiasm, but at this moment, the group members suddenly decreased by one.

"..."

Then the group leader named [Happy Water yyds] spoke.

"Friends, just now I received a message that a friend in the group died. I heard that he was involved in a whirlpool of awakened people and bloodthirsty ghosts while moving bricks, and unfortunately died... "

Li Xiaoling frowned, and his thoughts became heavy. He knew this strange spirit, and he was considered an old member of this group.

His lifelong hobby is moving bricks. He said he especially liked the feeling of bricks rubbing against his palms under the scorching sun, but he died unexpectedly.

Sure enough, as humans say, tomorrow and accidents never know which will come first.

Especially these alien spirits who are in the cracks, they are not strong in terms of strength, and in terms of courage... Those who have the courage will not join this [Family who loves each other] group chat.

Wake up and say: "When I sleep, I will mourn in silence in my dream."

Read more books: "It's not easy to say goodbye, it's not easy to meet, it's not easy to get together, it's not easy to part.

I love to show off: "Please allow me to show off a little bit."

Green tea: "It's a pity for this friend, he quite likes my tea."

Neptune: "May my ex-boyfriend have a good journey, and may there be bricks to move in heaven!"

Wolf Warrior: "I chatted with it before, and I was a licking dog with me, and it didn't listen... What's wrong with being a licking dog?"

"..."

"@Li Xiaoling, my friend, you have been in the group chat for a month, what is your hobby? We are all family members, please tell us your hobby."

The group owner @self.

Li Xiaoling was silent, thought carefully and answered.

"Sorry, I have no hobbies!"

Li Xiaoling is telling the truth.

Chapter 32 Car Accident Again

Li Xiaoling watched her family chat with each other, and finally made a decision that violated the principle.

"I have no friends, only you and Wang Jing!"

"You want Wang Jing?"

Seeing the message from Li Xiaoling, Qiao Yuan was speechless for a while.

This made him feel suspicious as if he was trying to mess with his friend.

"Li Xiaoling, there is an old saying in my hometown that many friends lead many paths, so...you have to find some spirit friends, don't keep fooling around with Wang Jing, there is no future!"

"Odd spirits should hang out with odd spirits!"

Qiao Yuan persuaded him earnestly and earnestly, looking quite hopeful that his son would become a dragon.

Not long after, Li Xiaoling sent a word.

"You swear that you asked me to find friends not to help you practice!"

Qiao Yuan: "..."

Li Xiaoling: "Say it, tell me you swear!"

Qiao Yuan: "..."

Li Xiaoling: "Why didn't you say anything!"

Qiao Yuan: "Measuring the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain!"

Li Xiaoling: "[Click to load the picture]"

Qiao Yuan frowned, and clicked on the picture.

Boil!