This simplification is outrageous

Qiao Yuan inserted the knife back into his back.

Then the bathroom door opened.

A pure-faced woman wrapped in a bath towel came out of it.

Sure enough... the foreign spirit's words were unbelievable, saying that he had no clothes.

fraud!

Call ~

Immediately, the woman spat out a puff of red mist and pounced on Qiao Yuan's face.

Very fragrant, very attractive, very comfortable...

It's like a full body massage, very relaxing.

Slowly, Qiao Yuan's eyes began to blur, and the whole person seemed to be in some kind of hallucination.

"Little brother, do you really want my husband to come back?" The woman smiled confidently.

"Of course." Qiao Yuan said blankly.

Da da……

Barefoot, the woman twisted her body and slowly approached Qiao Yuan. Her body exuded a seductive fragrance of shower gel.

Suddenly... the woman's foot slipped, and her whole body fell on Qiao Yuan.

Qiao Yuan: "..."

……

Time seemed to stop at this moment.

"Little brother, are you lonely?" The woman leaned close to Qiao Yuan's ear and said in a seductive tone.

"Don't do that, you should call your husband." Qiao Yuan said.

The woman let out a chuckle.

"Little brother, I didn't expect you to be so good at playing..."

"If I make this call, how will you repay me?"

As the woman talked, the hands on Qiao Yuan's shoulders began to become dishonest.

On the balcony, the four potted potted plants began to sway wildly.

Do not……

Or rather it was trembling!

Looking at the current scene, those four faces seemed to be stimulated by something.

The whole flower begins to wilt.

Variation occurred.

The woman embracing Qiao Yuan began to emit a cold aura, then her fingernails began to turn red and lengthen, and a venomous look flashed in her eyes.

Just when it was about to cut Qiao Yuan's skin, suddenly...a tingling pain came from his back.

……

"I'm quite serious, you hug me... I can bear it, but you touch my hook, I can't bear it!"

Qiao Yuan's palms began to heat up, and then he pressed against the strange spirit's back.

"Ah~"

The woman let out a shrill scream, and a lot of smoke rose from her back.

Then Qiao Yuan grabbed the foreign spirit's long hair and pulled it hard. With the sound of a broken neck, the woman's head was completely folded at 90 degrees, and a twisted and vicious face appeared in front of him.

"Let you call your husband, are you deaf?"

A burst of strength burst out of both arms instantly, throwing it aside.

Bang!

The woman's body smashed against the wall like a boulder, making a dull impact sound.

Qiao Yuan walked over quickly, stepped on his body, and immediately blood splattered everywhere.

Then grab the coriander in the takeaway box.

"Open your mouth, this is the coriander you want!"

"Eat, you give me to eat!"

……

One minute later, Qiao Yuan washed his hands in disgust, looking at the strange spirit with a mouth full of coriander.

"Is the coriander delicious?"

Underneath, the strange spirit was trembling, and there was a trace of fear in its eyes.

"Now, I'll count to three, call your husband, immediately, immediately!"

"Trick your husband over here so you can live!"

The woman with blood on her face tremblingly picked up her mobile phone and dialed a number.

beep~

Soon, the phone was connected.

"Hey, wife, what are you doing on the phone?" A young man's voice came from the other end of the phone.

"It's okay, I just missed you... just now the water pipe at home broke, I hired a plumber, my body is fresh, come back soon..."

On the other end of the phone, the man's breathing became short of breath.

"Good wife, boil the water first, I'll be right back!"

"Remember to bring coriander!"

"Of course, double cilantro, your favourite!"

The phone was hung up, and the woman looked at Qiao Yuan in fear.

"My lord, you can kill my husband, but don't kill me?"

Qiao Yuan: "Look at your performance!"

……

The next time is torture.

There are many hobbies of this ghost... I like to plant flowers on people's heads, I like to eat coriander, I like to pick takeaway boys...

The first four delivery guys were all killed because they failed to resist the temptation.

In the words of this strange spirit, it is wrong to kill people, but are those delivery guys right?

If they had no evil thoughts in their hearts, they wouldn't be like this!

Typical victim blaming theory!

Qiao Yuan's backhand was two big mouths.

"It's your fault that I hit you. Why do you have a head? If you didn't have a head, I wouldn't hit you in the face, understand?"

Bath towel ghost: "??????"

pop~

"This slap is because you stare at me. If you don't stare at me, I won't slap you. You are wrong!"

"This slap is because you wear too little!"

"This slap is because you didn't look at me directly!"

"..."

……

After half an hour.

Tired from the beating, Qiao Yuan finally stopped, and by the way, lifted the four different potted plants on the balcony.

"Call your husband again!"

After such a long time, the other strange spirit has not come back, did you find something?

Can't let it run away!

The towel ghost crawled on the ground and nodded in fear.

"Don't expose!" Qiao Yuan threatened.

The towel ghost nodded frantically.

"I'm not only talking about the voice, but also the clothes, even the ghosts should be dignified!"

Bath towel ghost: "..."

"Honey, where are you?"

"Honey, I'm almost there. I'm just downstairs. The signal here is not good. Gou Ri's deliveryman..."

The phone signal disappeared completely disconnected.

After a few minutes.

The towel ghost instantly felt a scorching gaze staring at him.

Turning around, it was the red-eyed Qiao Yuan.

"I thought about it carefully, why is your stomach moving when you call?"

"Are you using ventriloquist?"

"what……"

Suddenly, a shrill scream sounded.

Qiao Yuan's blue sword suddenly slashed at the towel spirit.

A bloody head flew out and fell to the ground with a bang bang sound, while the body of the towel ghost fell limply in front of Qiao Yuan.

With a cold face, Qiao Yuan looked at the strange spirit in front of him, its eyes were full of viciousness, it stared at Qiao Yuan firmly, opened its mouth but didn't say a word.

"Singing the oboe is interesting!"

After a few stabs, the strange spirit was instantly wiped out.

【Energy value +38】

……

I just called to say that I was downstairs, and now a few minutes have passed, even if I climbed, I came back.

Qiao Yuan was [-]% sure that there was no such husband from the beginning to the end.

Only this strange spirit!

It just uses its special ability to imitate another voice to delay time.

The foreign spirit is really cunning.

Waste yourself half a day!

Picking up the ghost's phone, Qiao Yuan clicked to confirm receipt, and then ordered a five-star praise.

"The noodles are delicious and the beef is big. I ordered it for the first time, and I am very satisfied. Of course... the delivery guy is also very good, very enthusiastic, and handsome..."

After the five-star praise, Qiao Yuan left the room and told the Security Bureau about the matter here, professionals like them will deal with the follow-up issues.

……

Ding~

The elevator door opened.

"Gou Ri's delivery man, all the elevator buttons on the 30th floor have been pressed. In the future, the food delivery person dares to appear in front of my eyes and meet me..."