Entertainment: let you down to earth, you go to pick up white jobs

The two suddenly fell into an awkward silence...

……

"Hahaha, I laughed to death, this is too funny."

"Sure enough, listening to cross talk is the most enjoyable way to come to Deyun Club."

"Call..."

In the Deyun Theater, the atmosphere was very warm.

At the end of a cross talk, the little master Hou Zhen, who was acting as the host, walked onto the stage with a look of confusion on his face.

"Everyone, you are here today."

"Today we temporarily added a cross talk here."

"Are you willing to listen? Or are you willing to listen? Or are you willing to listen?"

oh?There are also temporary programs?

Everyone in the audience suddenly became interested.

shouted one by one.

"Wonderful to hear!"

Hou Zhen said with a smile.

"You guys all know who the real pillars of our Deyun Club are, they must be Teacher Guo and Uncle Yu."

"But the two of them are getting older and not in good spirits, so they seldom come on stage to talk about cross talk."

"But today, these two are also interested, and want to say such a short paragraph."

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Picking the Jacket", performers: Guo Dagang, Uncle Yu...Su Meng!"

"Okay!" There was a burst of warm cheers from the audience.

But suddenly, it fell silent.

Many people looked at each other in blank dismay, all in a daze.

It is a good thing to be able to hear Guo Dagang and Uncle Yu talking about cross talk on stage, but... Su Meng?

"Ah! Master Su is going to talk about cross talk?"

There was a sudden exclamation from the crowd.

Another person shouted in disbelief.

"What Master Su? That's Su Qier!"

"Allegro! Allegro! Allegro! I want to hear Su Meng's allegro!"

The atmosphere at the scene instantly became lively.

After all, Su Meng has already rounded up the hot search list these days, who doesn't know?

……

Su Meng, who was waiting at the side, was also a little excited.

He came to Deyun Club this time mainly to visit Guo Dagang.

After all, Guo Dagang almost relied on his own power to bring cross talk, which was on the verge of death, to a booming stage.

Su Meng still respected him very much.

They even invited him to drink tea through Xiao Yueyue, and they beat him up on stage.

Because of emotion and reason, it is also appropriate to come and visit.

Unexpectedly, during this meeting, Guo Dagang actually invited him to speak on stage.

Su Meng is proficient in professional-level cross talk, but he didn't have the opportunity to talk about cross talk, so he was a little bit anxious, so he agreed.

As soon as the three of them stepped onto the stage, enthusiastic cheers erupted from the audience.

Some people took out their mobile phones and turned on the video recording mode.

It's fresh, this is the first time Su Meng talks about cross talk!

Although he is not a professional cross talk actor, he is handsome!

Seeing these three people come to the stage, almost all the apprentices crowded in the waiting area, stretching their necks to watch.

It's been a long time since I heard from Master about the scene.

And this time there is a layman?

Although Su Meng beat them with an allegro, but when it comes to cross talk...

To be honest, seeing Guo Dagang and Uncle Yu praise him so much, many apprentices are really not convinced.

……

Su Meng stepped onto the stage without any haste, and methodically cleaned up the microphone first.

First pull your own microphone to a suitable height, and then help Guo Dagang organize it attentively.

Pulling the microphone to a height of about one meter, he said with a smile.

"Teacher Guo, do you think this height is appropriate?"

ah?The audience in the audience froze for a moment, and then burst into laughter.

This is the height of Guo Dagang.

But you are too damaged, right?

Is Guo Dagang that short?

Guo Dagang and Uncle Yu were also slightly taken aback, this is the beginning?

However, both of them have rich experience and don't care.

Guo Dagang pulled his face down and threatened.

"You can think it over carefully, this is my home field, can you still bully me?"

Su Meng straightened his chest, pointed at the audience and said in a whisper.

"Do you know that there is a saying that the audience is the parents of food and clothing?"

"My father and mother are sitting under the stage. If I can't beat you, don't I know how to call you parents?"

He turned his head and bowed his hands to the audience.

"Father, sit down... that three-year-old father, why don't you put down the lollipop first?"

"Okay!" Hearing what he said was interesting, the audience in the audience applauded.

Guo Dagang laughed.

"Okay, let's say hello to everyone first."

"Apprentice Guo Dagang came to the stage and bowed."

"Apprentice Yu came to the stage and bowed."

"Apprentice Su Meng came to the stage and bowed."

Guo Dagang laughed.

"Everyone has seen it too, there is one more person on stage today..."

Su Meng said quietly.

"This is called the third party."

Pfft~~~ The audience laughed again.

There are multiple people between the old couple, isn't it the third party?

Guo Dagang continued.

"This third person is just like many mistresses, that is, he is more handsome."

Uncle Yu made a direct repair.

"Slightly taller than you."

Hahaha... The audience burst into laughter again.

Guo Dagang is joking today, controlling the rhythm.

"Everyone knows that Su Meng is not a professional comic talker, he is a professional actor."

"If what he said today is not good, please bear with me."

Su Meng said cheerfully.

"It's okay, we can't wrong our parents."

"If you are not happy listening, then smash this theater, I don't mind."

"I mind!" Guo Dagang's face turned green.

"As soon as you come here, you are going to smash my Deyun Theater?"

"No wonder the last time you played allegro at the comic exhibition, the organizer had to spend money to eliminate disasters."

"You really are a plague god."

Su Meng's heart is clear, Guo Dagang has been helping him out and praising him secretly.

He is said to be the god of plague, but he is actually pointing at the audience.

People said at the comic show that cross talk has played allegro, and they are not considered laymen.

This is to support Su Meng.

Uncle Yu also chimed in.

"Then we have to talk about it."

"After all, everyone bought tickets..."

"Refund!" Suddenly someone shouted from the audience, causing bursts of laughter.

Without raising his eyelids, Su Meng spoke.

"Mr. Guo, have you seen it?"

"As soon as you came on stage, the audience shouted for a refund."

"Your popularity... tsk tsk tsk..."

Good boy, yes!

Guo Dagang and Uncle Yu also nodded inwardly.

All of a sudden, the two became very interested.

"Is that because of our refund? Isn't that because of you?"

"Me?" Su Meng pointed to his nose, then cupped his hands off the stage.

"Everyone, I'm really sorry. If you really want to refund the ticket, it's okay, just refund it!"

"Anyway, the money you paid for the ticket today will not fall into my pocket."

Hahaha... There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

The whole world knows the reason why the Deyun Club refunded tickets.

Is this the first time someone has said that tickets can be refunded?

Guo Dagang snorted coldly and said lightly.

"As we all know, non-refundable tickets are the tenet of Deyun Club."

"Besides, the ticket window for us is outside, and the ticket refund window is in Afghanistan..."

Su Meng waved his hand and said indifferently.