Entertainment: let you down to earth, you go to pick up white jobs

"I want the whole world to know that this pigsty is contracted by you!"

"One day, your name will appear on our family's menu!"

"Stop talking!" Duan Jiangping desperately clutched his chest, as if he was being stabbed in the heart with a butcher's knife.

Sister Qin sighed, a trace of pity flashed in her eyes.

"Boss, condolences!"

"Also, boss, please turn off the lamp."

"This photo is so clear that your nose hairs are running out..."

……

On the commercial street, Hua Chenyu posed in a hanging posture, which immediately caused a burst of screams.

"Huahua is so handsome! Huahua is so talented! Huahua raps so well!"

Hua Chenyu smiled slightly, feeling complacent in his heart.

Sure enough, I am still very popular, and finding an excuse to separate from Deng Ziqi is definitely the right choice.

He bowed slightly pretending to be reserved.

"Everyone knows, I'm recording a show now, and I have to earn money by myself."

"The street performance I performed just now, if everyone is satisfied, don't be stingy with your wallet~~"

As he spoke, he blinked his eyes pretending to be cute.

Suddenly, the ignorant girls screamed again.

They opened their wallets one after another, throwing piles of banknotes over...

……

A nearby KTV has already been surrounded by Deng Ziqi's fans.

Deng Ziqi held a few skewers of barbecue in her left hand and half a bottle of beer in her right hand, and ran back and forth in each private room.

Every time I went to a private room, I pulled the fans to sing and dance.

Behind her, the photographer following her was about to lose her leg.

I couldn't help complaining in my heart.

You are still recording the program now, why do you feel like you have completely forgotten about it?

You are a big star, why are you acting like a crazy girl?

But how can this be?

He's a big star, and the director didn't stop it, so I'm so helpless.

Tonight, I must go to the Red Romance Massage Shop and give my thighs a good massage...

……

"Xiao Yueyue's foundation is still a bit poor, and this job is a bit unrefined."

Uncle Yu smiled, looked at the screen and commented.

Instead of being angry, Guo Dagang had a smile on his face.

"Although the foundation is poor, the popularity of the audience is really good."

On the screen, Xiao Yueyue opened his mouth, and a section of Allegro suddenly went haywire.

The onlookers, grandpas, aunts, and fans immediately started booing with a "Woo...".

Immediately there was a burst of laughter.

Not only is there no dislike for his mouth, on the contrary, he likes to hear it.

Xiao Yueyue arched her hands around in embarrassment.

"Everyone, although my allegro skills are not very good, it can still be considered hard work, right?"

"Everyone who has money will hold a money market, and those who have no money will hold a personal market. Give us two small coins and let us have a meal~~."

"After all, I'm so cute, the big guy will feel bad if I'm hungry and thin, right?"

His cheap swishing appearance made the crowd burst into laughter again, and many people subconsciously wanted to pay.

Xiao Yueyue said quickly.

"Everyone, I am not good at my craft today, and I am really embarrassing to Master."

"I'm too embarrassed to accept you for giving too much, so I'll just charge 80 yuan."

"Well... Although I'm not good at craftsmanship, I have a big face. The 80 yuan is my face."

The crowd burst into laughter again.

But according to his intention, they were all given a small amount of one or two yuan.

Seeing Xiao Yueyue holding these small coins and making a flower, Liu Tianxian next to him suddenly said quietly.

"You have such a big face, and you only sold it for 80 yuan. You are really...not expensive!"

Xiao Yueyue froze, and said with a mournful face.

"Tianxian'er, don't expose me, okay?"

"Grandfathers and aunts all call me Little Master!"

"For us craftsmen, being called a master is the recognition of my craft."

Liu Tianxian nodded, and casually made another cut.

"Well, you are a little master. When Su Meng played the suona, he was called a master!"

Xiao Yueyue choked and couldn't say anything.

When the onlookers saw such a scene, they all laughed out loud.

Sister Immortal, you have been fooling around with Su Meng for a few days, how come you have learned how to play tricks?

……

Netizens ran back and forth in several live broadcast rooms, all of them went crazy with joy.

"Hahaha, this episode of the show is really lively, I'm so happy."

"There is so much money in front of Hua Chenyu, I can't help but want to grab it."

"Deng Ziqi's fans are so happy. Listening to Ziqi's concert up close makes me so hungry!"

"Hahaha, Tianxian'er, you have turned bad, I still like your pure and reserved appearance, how about you recover?"

"As an ordinary citizen, I have to complain, Su Meng, you sold out all the food, what do you want me to have for lunch?"

"I feel sorry for Da Mimi for a second. Su Meng claimed that taking her to beg for food would make him rich, but he ended up asking for two biscuits?"

"From now on, please call me by my stage name Su Qi'er, or by my nickname—the king of goods in the vegetable market!"

……

At the entrance of the vegetable market, Su Meng smiled and stopped.

Behind him, Wu Yangyang was full of people.

These people who follow Su Meng now, although many of them are fans of the previous boss, but many of them are new fans of these two issues.

There are also quite a few fans of other stars who switched over.

There are even many curious passers-by.

But at this time, everyone is the same.

Everyone's body is covered with big bags and small bags.

Pork, sweet potatoes, ginger, green onions, radishes... there are so many things to see.

Some of them had two live chickens hanging around their necks, clucking from time to time.

Those who know this scene know that this is a fan.

I don't know, I thought it was where the fleeing army came from.

Su Meng smiled triumphantly at Boss Yang, and his tone was a little embarrassing.

"Big honey, have you seen it? Is it because of my popularity? These are all my fans."

Boss Yang couldn't help giving him a blank look. Just as he was about to open his mouth to complain, a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl in the crowd suddenly shouted.

"My crush is Su Meng, so what's the matter with you, Su Qier?"

The crowd fell silent for a moment, and then laughed wildly.

Only Su Meng froze in place with a bewildered expression.

This voice seemed to inspire everyone, and they all spoke in a hurry.

"My fan is Mr. Su Ba, what's the matter with you, Su Qier?"

"My fan is Master Su, what's the matter with you, Su Qier?"

"My fan is Su Qi'er, what's the matter with you, Su Meng?"

"My fan is Su's best man, so what's the matter with you, Su Qier?"

"My fan is AKA Kabuda Meng, what's the matter with you, Su Qier?"

"I have a crush on Liu Tianxian's noble son's father, so what does it matter to you, Su Meng?"

Su Meng couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

As a little fresh meat, shouldn't my fans be all ignorant girls?

Then the problem is coming.

This year's fans...how did they become so skinny?

……

Seeing a group of fans so skinny, Su Meng snorted coldly and said loudly.

"Since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unrighteous!"

"Next, I will announce bad news!"

Seeing his serious face, the others also became curious.

Su Meng chuckled and said loudly.

"Look at your pockets, have they been emptied?"

ah?Many people subconsciously touched their pockets, and their expressions changed immediately.

Just now one by one was on the top, and they bought them wherever Su Meng went.

Looking at it now... Fuck, I actually spent all my money in the vegetable market?

Su Meng smiled coldly, putting on a vicious look.

"Yes, I have a showdown, I will stop pretending!"

"I've been cutting the leeks of my fans just now!"

Cut leeks?

This term made many people's faces change.

Nima is now a celebrity who cuts fans' leeks, is he so confident?Don't pretend yet?

A fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl in the front row burst out laughing suddenly.

"Brother, you really know how to joke."

"Although I spent all my pocket money, it didn't fall into your pocket."

"And all I bought were vegetables, and I ate them at home, but they ended up in my stomach."

Many people in the crowd suddenly realized.

You have led me into a ditch!