Entertainment: let you down to earth, you go to pick up white jobs

I thought it was two fake monks.

But after hearing Su Meng's analysis, these are still two big fish?

……

Wang Dashan blinked and asked curiously.

"Brother, when did you call the police?"

Su Meng smiled and said softly.

"Thanks to Teacher Yuanyuan."

"We cooperated with each other just now, and she has already gone to the police."

The crowd suddenly realized.

It turns out that Su Meng told Yuanyuan to go away earlier so that she could call the police?

Wang Dashan scratched his head and said puzzledly.

"But it's far away from the police station, and it will take a long time for the police uncle to come here."

"Aren't you afraid that the two of them will run away?"

What?The two liars looked at each other, and suddenly their eyes lit up.

Why am I so stupid?Why didn't I think of running?

This is a big mountain, even if you find a place to make a nest...

The two jumped up from the ground and ran away.

Su Meng chuckled and said to Wang Dashan.

"Dashan, help me find two ropes."

After finishing speaking, his legs exerted strength, and his whole body bounced off in an instant.

Just kidding, with my brother's physical fitness, you two fake monks still want to run?

Under the watchful eyes of countless people in the live broadcast room, Su Meng ran at an extremely fast speed.

In just a moment of effort, he had already approached the two fake monks.

With strength in the legs, the whole person flew up, kicked a person on the back fiercely, and kicked him to the ground.

He didn't stop after landing, and grabbed another person's arm as soon as he stretched out his hand.

Taijiquan exerted strength and directly threw the man up.

With a bang, it slammed hard on the previous person.

Su Meng snorted coldly, walked over and grabbed one with each hand, just like dragging two dead pigs, and then walked back.

Seeing this scene, countless netizens were stunned.

"¨Fuck! Su Meng is too fierce, isn't he? Do one thing and two, and just do it like this?"

"It's too violent! It's too cruel! It's too manly!"

"Isn't Su Meng a little fresh meat with no strength to restrain a chicken? You call this a little fresh meat?"

"What a god, little fresh meat! Li Yunlong, do you want to know?"

"It's so handsome! The leader will rule the world forever!"

……

"Brother Su, the rope!"

The cameraman ran over with the rope.

Su Meng threw it on the ground and said angrily.

"Let me do all the work that can't be done by myself?"

"You were not allowed to carry the coffin last time, so you still want to be lazy this time?"

emmm... the cameraman shut himself off.

How long has it been?

Are you still obsessed with letting me carry the coffin?

However, he did not refute, and quickly tied the two liars tightly.

Su Meng glanced at it, and his eyes suddenly changed a little.

"Your binding method...is very skillful."

"That's it!" The cameraman also looked embarrassed.

"When it comes to binding, I have a lot of experience...err..."

Su Meng stretched out a thumb silently.

"specialized!"

"By the way, your last job...was it working as a videographer in Madou?"

"Ma Dou fell down and then quit?"

……

"there!"

With a loud shout, seven or eight people rushed over.

The leader is Teacher Yuanyuan.

The rest of the people... Su Meng glanced at them, also a little stunned.

Maybe it's because all the men go out to work.

Most of these seven or eight people are middle-aged women, and there are two old men who are not young.

Each of them carried a club in his hand, and some even carried a shovel.good

It's obviously a posture of preparing to do a big job.

Teacher Yuanyuan rushed over and was a little surprised to see the two crooks tied tightly.

"Mr. Su... Teacher Su, are you okay?"

Su Meng spread his hands together and said with a smile.

"What can I do? These two have already taken care of it."

Teacher Yuanyuan was also a little embarrassed.

"The police were far away, and I was afraid that it would be too late, so I first called a few people from the village."

"Unexpectedly, Mr. Su, you have already dealt with these two liars."

"Liar?" The cameraman came to his senses and said loudly.

"Teacher Yuanyuan, have you forgotten?"

"They just wanted to trick Wang Dashan away!"

"Brother Su said, these two are human traffickers!"

Traffickers?

This word changed the colors of Teacher Yuanyuan and the villagers.

The eyes of those two fake monks were also full of hatred.

Teacher Yuanyuan could still restrain herself, but those villagers were angry.

He rushed up and punched and kicked the two fake monks.

Teacher Yuanyuan became anxious immediately.

But she knows, it's being broadcast live now, and I don't know how many netizens are watching it!

She was about to stop the villagers, but was stopped by Su Meng.

"Teacher Yuanyuan, the scenery here is quite beautiful, please introduce it to me."

As he said that, he pulled the cameraman again and said angrily.

"As expected of a cameraman from Madou, isn't he too unprofessional?"

"Didn't you see such a beautiful scenery? Why don't you take more pictures?"

The cameraman was pulled by him, and the direction of the camera also turned around.

The cameraman was about to cry.

Just now you praised me as professional, why is it not professional now?

No, how the hell did I come out of Madou?

I really want to, but I really don't!

Yuanyuan looked behind her, twitched the corners of her mouth, forced a smile and said luck.

"Teacher Su, they..."

"I thought of it!" Su Meng exclaimed exaggeratedly.

The voice was so loud that it drowned out the screams.

"Seeing Teacher Yuanyuan, I couldn't help but get excited about poetry, and wanted to compose an impromptu poem...".

Chapter 144 One day with a knife in hand, I will slaughter all the dogs in the world!

Chapter 144 One day with a knife in hand, I will slaughter all the dogs in the world!

"Seeing such a beautiful scenery, I couldn't help but get excited about poetry, and wanted to compose an impromptu poem..."

Su Meng's words stunned many people in the studio.

Do you still write poetry?

How can you do this?

The corner of the cameraman's mouth twitched a few times, and he said hastily.

"Brother Su, can you still compose poetry?"

"Then I'm all ears!"

But I was secretly complaining in my heart, what kind of poems can you make?

I guess it was that set of rap-style jingles again.

But in order not to carry the coffin, you still have to hold it.

Su Meng closed his eyes slightly, and walked a few steps slowly with his hands behind his back.

This side effect also aroused the curiosity of many people.

This posture seems to be really like that?

Amidst the screams behind him, Su Meng finally spoke.

"Ah~~~~"

"O sea, you are all water!"

"Horse, you have four legs!"

"Yuanyuan, you are so beautiful!"

"Besides the nose and the mouth!"

pff~~~~