Entertainment: let you down to earth, you go to pick up white jobs

"If you don't have the blessing of the Buddha beads, how can your body cope with eating and sleeping in the open?"

"You can't put your life on the line for a stranger, can you?"

The old monk also showed a bit of embarrassment on his face, but he still shook his head firmly.

"Duyuan, don't say any more, I've made up my mind!"

"Master!" the young monk begged bitterly.

"Even if it's not for yourself, you still think about the common people in the world!"

"There are still many people in this world who need you to save, and you still need to spread the compassion of Buddha to more people!"

"If you fall down, what will those confused people do?"

His words finally moved the old monk.

The old monk heaved a long sigh, and looked at Su Meng with some embarrassment.

"Almsgiver, it is said that you and I are destined, and it is only right for the poor monk to relieve the disaster for you."

"The poor monk is a monk, so asking for money is useless."

"However, the poor monk will continue to travel around the world to solve problems for more people."

"So in desperation, I had no choice but to turn to the benefactor and ask for a little money as travel expenses."

"What's more, the benefactor is dedicated to the Buddha, and you don't want to pay for incense, so you feel uneasy, don't you?"

……

wrong!So wrong!

Why do I feel more and more familiar?

Countless netizens in the live broadcast room were completely confused.

Why is the inexplicable sense of familiarity getting stronger and stronger?

I have never experienced this kind of thing before, so why do I feel so familiar?

What the hell is going on here?

Suddenly, two words faintly floated across the bullet screen in the live broadcast room - selling abductees!

Sell ​​abduction?These two words made everyone stunned.

Why did you mention this sketch all of a sudden?

But then someone suddenly realized.

Fuck!Isn't the words and deeds of these two monks just like the big fool in "Selling Knocks"?

Start by making the problem serious to frighten people.

Then give you the solution to the problem.

I'm still noble and don't want your money.

But due to helplessness, I still have to charge more or less.

Fuck!No wonder I have an inexplicable sense of familiarity? !

Thinking of this, the live broadcast room suddenly burst into laughter.

"Haha 537 haha, I said why are you so familiar, isn't this just a way of selling abductees?"

"At first, I was worried that Su Meng would be fooled, but now that I see it, I'm definitely playing with those two crooks!"

"If it's an ordinary person, I'd really worry about being fooled, but Su Meng is such a fool!"

"Tell me a joke, the two monks fooled people, and they fooled Su Dahuyou."

"Hahaha, I'm dying from laughing. It's not enough to perform "Selling abductee" on the Spring Festival Gala, but also to perform it in the real world?"

"Don't quarrel, don't quarrel, let's see what Su Dafu will do to them?"

Many people were worried that Su Meng would be fooled before, but now that they understand the routine, they are instantly relieved.

Just kidding, who is Su Meng?

A big fool who fooled the people of the whole country on the Spring Festival Gala!

He is the patriarch of fools!

Can you still be fooled by you two little bastards?

Go to the theater, watch a real version of "Selling Abductees"!

……

At this moment, Su Meng's acting skills were already overwhelmed.

It seemed that at this moment, the cook with a big head and a thick neck instantly possessed his body.

Touching his pocket, Su Meng said awkwardly.

"But I just invested in a big project recently, and I don't have much money on hand."

Just willing to pay!

The eyes of the two monks suddenly brightened.

But the next moment, Su Meng's words completely shocked them.

"So... two masters, if I want to buy this string of holy objects, I can only pay... 100 million!"

One... 100 million?

The two monks were stunned, their heads buzzing.

100 million, how much is that?This big fat sheep is so fat?

Seeing their expressions, Su Meng hesitated for a moment, and finally made up his mind.

"I know, 100 million is still too little."

"How about this, I still have a sports car, so I will give you the bicycle... the small sports car!"

"You say that in my situation, you will quit driving in the future!"

"I won't say anything, it's all fate!"

"Thank you~~~"

In the live broadcast room, countless netizens have gone crazy with joy.

Fuck!How about you play your own memes?

……

The two monks at this time have already been dazzled by the huge surprise, how can they think so much?

Su Meng took out his phone and said casually.

"Two masters, do you have an account?"

"Yes, yes!" The young monk suppressed his excitement.

He quickly took out a piece of paper, wrote a series of numbers and handed it over.

Su Meng laughed.

"Yo ho? So proficient? Can you even memorize the account number?"

The young monk was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly felt that something was wrong.

Su Meng ignored him, took the paper and glanced at it, then turned to the old monk and said.

"It's rare for me to meet a master, and I still have a few doubts in my heart, so I ask the master to guide me."

besides?The two monks were stunned for a moment, and then became ecstatic.

Isn't it a one-shot deal in this business?Unexpectedly, there can be repeat customers?

The old monk clasped his hands together, pretending to be calm.

"Please tell the almsgiver, the poor monk must know everything and say everything."

oh?Su Meng raised his eyebrows slightly.

Chapter 143 Fucking two traffickers with bare hands, you call this little fresh meat?

At the door of Wang Dashan's house, Su Meng asked slowly.

"I want to ask the master, I am a Buddhist believer, and I often donate incense money to some temples."

"But what I'm curious about is, why do you offer incense money?"

What?This inexplicable question stunned everyone.

The two monks were also taken aback, with a vague premonition.

But seeing Su Meng's pious face, he was relieved.

The old monk clasped his hands together.

"The incense money shows your sincerity to the Buddha, and it is used to worship the Buddha."

"The Buddha has received your offering, and will naturally bless you!"

"Amitabha, it is only right to worship the Buddha."

Before Su Meng could speak, Grandma Dashan said with a pious face.

Su Meng glanced at her and asked seemingly casually.

"But I see that in the temples, those Buddhas are just a few statues, and they don't know how to eat or drink."

"What I'm curious about is, where did so much money for offering incense to the Buddha...?"

"The main reason is that I donate one hundred and eighty thousand at every turn, and I always want to understand this problem."

One hundred and eighty thousand at every turn?

The breathing of the two monks became a little heavier.

So, this big fat sheep hasn't been cleaned up yet?

The old monk barely suppressed his excitement, thought for a while and said.

"Since the donor often worships the Buddha, it shows how devout your heart is to the Buddha."

"Most of the incense money is used for the maintenance and daily operation of the temple, as well as to protect the life of the monks."

"Oh~~~" Su Meng suddenly realized.

"It turns out that the money was spent on the monks, not on the Buddha!"

"Then the question is, since the money was taken by the monk and the Buddha did not receive the money, why did the Buddha bless me?"

"Buddha is so great. When others take money, he does his work for nothing?"

What?The two monks were taken aback for a moment.

This sentence... seems a bit wrong?

Before they could react, Su Meng suddenly put on a sincere and fearful expression.

"Bah! What am I talking about? How can I say such things? Isn't this disrespectful to the Buddha?"

"If the Buddha hears this, he will definitely punish me!"

Seeing his expression, the two monks let down their guard again.

It seems that this fat sheep is only a little shaken, and it needs to be fired again.

The two monks cooperated very tacitly, and the young monk spoke first.

"That's natural! The Buddha has both compassion and anger!"

"Disrespecting the Buddha is a great sin, and the Buddha will send down the wrath of thunder to punish him!"