Entertainment: let you down to earth, you go to pick up white jobs

"Little Martial Uncle, Little Martial Uncle, put on makeup for me too."

"I also want to look better."

Su Meng glanced at him expressionlessly, and said calmly.

"Your background is too bad, let's talk about it after reincarnation in the next life."

Pfft~~~ Xiao Yueyue almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

Su Meng took off his makeup on his own, without showing mercy.

"Not only is it ugly, but your aesthetics can't keep up."

"Don't talk about anything else, just talk about the cross talk you prepared for the Spring Festival Gala earlier, what is it?"

"It's the size of the two of you, and you wear such fancy coats."

"I know, I know you are two people."

"I don't know, I thought you were two double-door refrigerators."

Xiao Yueyue clutched her chest, feeling as if a thousand arrows were piercing her heart.

Su Meng became interested and continued to complain.

"I also watched the video of your previous rehearsal, and you are not wronged at all!"

"It's not enough to pull out and shoot for 10 minutes!"

"What kind of crap? Going up is also embarrassing to the patriarch!"

"Do you want to do magic tricks? It's just that crap, you can drill someone under the table, and you need a magic guide?"

"Change into roasted chicken? You might as well eat roasted chicken, it's easier to be on the trending list!"

Xiao Yueyue was about to be scolded and cried by him.

But what can be done?

This is the junior uncle, although he is young, he is also an elder!

……

Su Meng shook his head and continued.

"And your burdens, are they too old-fashioned?"

"Without a theme, just make up a few jokes to fool people?"

"Still playing homophonic stalks? A high-chair man is bold, bold and arrogant...isn't it embarrassing?"

"¨If you go to the Spring Festival Gala, if I am the director, I will point the camera at the young people on the scene."

"Do you think they will have a blank face, or a look of disdain, or embarrassment and buckle up three rooms and two halls on the ground?"

Xiao Yueyue was about to cry, and said weakly.

"It's mainly the Spring Festival Gala's request for cross talk..."

"Fart!" Su Meng glared at him.

"In the final analysis, it is because you are busy with commercial performances now, and you are rarely willing to focus on creation!"

Although young, what he said made Xiao Yueyue blush, wishing to dig a hole and get in.

"Uncle, it's a good thing you took me to play a sketch, otherwise I would be ashamed if I went to the Spring Festival Gala..."

"That's not the case." Su Meng shook his head and said lightly.

"Your master has a saying that is good, it all depends on your peers to set it off."

"Although this cross talk is embarrassing, it's even more embarrassing if you can't stand up to other people."

"Take that photographic sketch, for instance."

"For the Chinese New Year, everyone wants to have fun, who wants to see them fight on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala?"

"It's so loud, it's like five thousand ducks chirping."

Behind him, several couples of actors in couple costumes suddenly froze and stayed in place.

……

Su Meng continued to remove his makeup, without noticing his surroundings, and continued.

"There are still a few talk show actors, just let go of the acting, why are you nervous?"

"Isn't it good to show the state of the usual performance?"

"Although limited by the requirements of the Spring Festival Gala, the burden is not painful, but the audience can understand."

"But you're so nervous that you're about to pee...Who would want to watch you wet the bed at the Spring Festival Gala?"

I don't know when, the backstage has become silent.

Many people were dumbfounded.

Su Meng didn't know it, and just talked to himself.

"There are also those family farce sketches that are staged every year, all of which are in the same pattern."

"Almost all of them are ugly men with beautiful women, and then the men are frustrating men who are afraid of their wives but love to play tricks but are not bad in nature. At home, the wives control the money."

"The image of a woman is aggressive and unreasonable, and she gets angry and messes around because of trivial things."

"The two quarreled over trivial matters, and used some outdated Internet stalking during the bickering, and then relied on two outsiders to persuade them, and finally made dumplings together with He Meimei."

"With this kind of vulgar routine, you can write eight novels in one day if you just grab the street from Feilu Novels."

"And even got a bunch of messy people up to act in sketches."

"It looks good, but if there are no subtitles, can you hear what she said clearly?"

"Ah~~~ It's the Spring Festival Gala right now."

"Instead of working hard on the content, I just blindly pursue the scene and pile up stars."

"Get a few actors to sing, what else can I do besides lip-syncing?"

"It's the same with acting in sketches. Is it possible to act in sketches as an actor?"

"To put it bluntly, the Spring Festival Gala...hehe...it's so out of touch!"

The others had long been stunned.

This is where?

This is the backstage of Yangshi Spring Festival Gala!

You just performed in the Spring Festival Gala and won a lot of applause, and you bombarded the Spring Festival Gala in a blink of an eye?

……

Everyone else's minds were buzzing blank, only Bai Xiaoling didn't care, just pursed his lips and smiled.

"Teacher Su is right. Anyway, I haven't watched the Spring Festival Gala for several years."

"Little Ling understands me!" Su Meng was busy removing her makeup, and continued with a thumbs up gesture.

"This time, Shen Teng and Ma Li's sketch is okay, the burden is also loud, and the acting is also good."

"These two are treasured actors."

"I have a chance later, get a good book and ask them to cooperate..."

"Mr. Su, thank you!" At this moment, Zhu Jiejing walked over with a smile on her face.

She ran over just as soon as she stepped off the stage, and she didn't know what happened before.

"Teacher Su, if you save the stage, our dance will be ruined."

"Sister Zhu, you're being polite, it's just a matter of raising your hands." Su Meng laughed.

"Besides, it's me who caused it."

"Where is this talking?" Zhu Jiejing shook her head and said.

"It's Chinese New Year these few days, Mr. Su is probably very busy."

"After this busy period, I'll treat Mr. Su to a meal to express my gratitude."

"Oh, by the way, the Jiangsu-Zhejiang Conservatory of Music also means the same thing."

They were chatting lively, but they didn't realize that something was wrong with the atmosphere in the crowd.

A few people quietly took back their mobile phones...

Chapter 119 Solve the troubles you caused yourself!

At this time, Duan Jiangping and Sister Qin were already laughing from ear to ear.

The two even specially opened a bottle of wine to celebrate, but their eyes were blurred from drinking.

Sister Qin patted her chest and said loudly.

"Look at our Su Meng, how promising he is! This year's Spring Festival Gala, he is the one who shines the most!"

"That skit was so brilliantly performed. There are a lot of classic lines alone."

"After the Chinese New Year, I will definitely take good care of him."

"Make money! Must make big money!"

Duan Jiangping nodded again and again.

"There is also Bai Xiaoling, which can be said to be a conferred god song."

"This song is amazing, even though there are so many songs in the Spring Festival Gala, none of them can play!"

"There are also Sakura, Beibei Tata and the others, who have also gained a lot of fame and gained a lot of qualifications."

Sister Qin is already full of pride.

"How did our Su Meng's brain grow?"

"No matter what you do, you are a good hand, even your eyes are so poisonous."

"In the past, I actually positioned him as a small fresh meat, and went to be a boss with facial paralysis."

"I'm really blind."

Duan Jiangping subconsciously nodded, and then he was excited and said righteously.

"My wife, how can you say that? Let Su Meng be the overlord, that's my idea!"

"This pot must be mine, no one can steal it from me!"

Sister Qin nodded in satisfaction and patted him on the shoulder.

"Not bad, not bad, you've made a lot of progress recently. If you know your mistakes and correct them, it means you're still a good comrade."

"I'll forgive you generously for what happened before."

"It's Chinese New Year, our movie... Bah! My movie with Su Meng also made some money."

"I will send you 200 million red envelopes soon, which is your private money."

"Thank you, my wife, for your kindness!" Duan Jiangping was so grateful that he was about to cry in his heart.

What movie about you and Su Meng?

It was originally the two of us, okay?

Looking at the income now, it has easily exceeded one billion!

You robbed me of 200 million private house money for investment, and then gave me 200 million after it was over?

You wishful thinking, why are you playing so loudly?

But he didn't dare to refute with his mouth, and said righteously.

"My wife, please rest assured, I will never make the mistakes I made before!"