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Guo Dagang stared at the screen stupidly.

On the screen, a few words slowly floated up...

Chapter 102 "Three Judgments on Galileo", do you call this a traditional Peking Opera?

"Su Meng can also sing Peking Opera?"

Duan Jiangping fiddled with the computer with a curious look on his face.

Sister Qin shook her head, also a little puzzled.

"I don't know, but since he can sing Henan Opera, it shouldn't matter if he can sing Peking Opera?"

"It sounds the same to me anyway."

Duan Jiangping almost scolded MMP in his heart, but nodded with deep approval on his face.

"What my wife said is very true."

After complimenting against his will, he didn't dare to speak any more, and just operated the computer with his head depressed.

A moment later, on the screen, with the click of the play button, a few large characters appeared on the screen - "Three Trial Trials of Galileo"!

What the hell?

Duan Jiangping was stunned when he saw the name.

Sister Qin looked puzzled.

"Who is Galileo? Why does it sound familiar?"

"Are you, like Chen Shimei, a heartless person?"

Duan Jiangping couldn't bear it anymore and jumped up.

“Galileo Galilei! Italian astronomer, physicist and engineer, founder of modern natural science in Europe!”

"Known as the father of observational astronomy, the father of modern physics, the father of scientific method, and the father of modern science!"

Sister Qin nodded thoughtfully.

"Sure enough, he is a heartless man who actually gave birth to so many sons?"

Duan Jiangping pointed at her, his lips trembling.

After a while, the arm hangs down feebly, as if accepting its fate.

"You are right, he is a heartless man, a scumbag, and a dog licker!"

"So... happy to be a father!"

But I was about to cry in my heart, what sin did I do, I have to explain so much to an old woman?

Sister Qin nodded in satisfaction.

"Watching the theater, I like to watch this kind of drama that beats the heartless."

……

""Galileo in the Three Trials"?" Uncle Yu swallowed, and his voice was a little astringent.

"Old Guo, is this a traditional Peking Opera?"

Guo Dagang's face was also pitch black.

"That...going to watch a play..."

Xiao Yueyue's face was serious: "No, Master, you read it wrong!"

On the screen, the sound of gongs and drums sounded, and a big painted face in a python robe walked out quickly and stood behind the table.

"Rebellious ministers and thieves are really hateful,"

"Don't believe in God, believe in science."

"Three Tribunals of Galileo,"

26 "The heliocentric theory must be eliminated!"

"Pfft~~~" Guo Qilin burst out laughing.

"Father, why is this play a bit unprofessional?"

"Look at the cross on his hat. How can he have such a painted face?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a small gong sounded on the screen, and the big painted face continued to read.

"I, the cardinal of the Holy See!"

"At the order of the Pope, try the case of Galileo~~~~"

What the hell?

In the Deyun Club, a group of people suddenly became chaotic.

Guo Dagang snorted coldly and said lightly.

"Guo Qilin, it seems that I didn't think twice about letting you drop out of school so early."

"Go back and find a set of junior high school physics books to read..."

……

As the accompaniment sounded, a singing voice sounded from the audience.

"I heard a shout in the church~~~"

Immediately afterwards, amidst the sound of gongs and drums, Su Meng, dressed in a costume, walked onto the stage with the support of a Tsing Yi.

"Su Meng! It's Su Meng! He's really singing!"

Reba jumped up excitedly.

"Don't interrupt, watch a show!" Boss Yang patted her to calm her down.

On the screen, Su Meng continued to sing.

"Here I am, Galileo scholar.

"The bishop sits in the midst of the majesty,"

"It is expected that today I will not escape this cruel punishment~~~"

"Huh? Su Meng's singing is so beautiful!" Reba exclaimed again.

Boss Yang exploded and covered her mouth.

"I said, let you watch the show honestly!"

"Are you here for the show or the handsome guy?"

On the computer screen, the painted-faced bishop shouted loudly.

"Bold Galileo, you can come to the court, why don't you make the sign of the cross?"

"This..." Su Meng hesitated for a moment, then suddenly threw his hands together, as if he had an idea.

"If you have someone in your heart, it doesn't matter if you don't paint!"

……

"Hahaha, I have someone in my heart, so I don't care if I don't paint..."

In the living room, the girl laughed again.

"Grandpa, Su Meng's singing is so interesting."

It's rare that Grandpa didn't criticize her, but nodded his head with approval on his face.

"That's right, the few lines I sang just now are clear and clear, and my voice is really good."

"Isn't he a white man? How can he still sing?"

"Could it be that you used to play suona in an opera troupe?"

The girl scratched her head, not knowing how to explain it.

He had no choice but to change the subject.

"Watching a play, watching a play, this play is really interesting to watch."

On the screen, Su Meng continued to sing.

"Galileo was born in the small town of Pisa,"

The clown priest next to him answered directly.

"Country people!"

Su Meng sang: "Physics and astronomy have been my favorite since young children."

The priest read: "I have been a reactionary since I was a child."

Su Meng sang: "I also looked at the big clock to calculate the swing,"

The priest read: "That is all your fault."

Su Meng sang: "I also watched the bright moon—"

The priest read: "How is it?"

Su Meng sang: "——It's all big holes"

The priest read: "Nonsense."

Su Meng sang: "Writing and teaching can make a living. I lived in Naples, Genoa, Rome, and Turin. I have a wide scientific name."

The priest read: "Still a fugitive."

"Good!" Uncle Yu couldn't help clapping his hands.

All the apprentices were dumbfounded.

Do you still applaud this thing?

Don’t you think it’s against harmony to sing such words in Beijing opera?

But... Violation of harmony is a violation of harmony, but why is it still a bit high?

Guo Dagang also nodded again and again.

"Okay, that's a great song!"

"There are so many people in our Deyun club, but none of them can compare."

Uncle Yu nodded and added.

"And this buffoon is very much like a joker in a cross talk."

"Integrating the fun of cross talk into Peking opera, my little brother really has an idea."

All the apprentices were completely dumbfounded.

Master, sir, have you two been brainwashed by Su Meng?

It doesn't matter how you look at him.

……

On the screen, the plot is still advancing.

The bishop interrogated Galileo to no avail, so he began to interrogate his daughter Maria, asking about the telescope.

The singer who sang Tsing Yi today is a famous Danjiao in the third group, and the singing is full of taste.

"My mother died at an early age, leaving behind my father and daughter for the rest of my life."

"The uncle next door also died early, and his widow and aunt are as beautiful as a fairy."

"My father misses her all day long, and there is no opportunity for a matchmaker to meet her."

"So I made a telescope on the Internet, and sat on the window to satisfy my greed~~~"