Entertainment: let you down to earth, you go to pick up white jobs

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Su Meng, what the hell have you done?

It's so easy to write a new song for our family Ziqi, but why is it still singing pigs?

……

Amidst the complicated moods of countless people, the guitar sounded, and the relaxed and cheerful melody made many people's eyes shine.

Amidst the sound of the guitar, Deng Ziqi sang.

"Pig! You have two holes in your nose, and you still have a snot when you have a cold~~~"

"Pig! You have pitch-black eyes, you can't see the side even if you look around~~~~"

Pfft~~~Many people spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

Are you really singing pig?

But... this song seems to be interesting!

Many people couldn't help but smile on their faces.

"Pig! Your ears are so big, you can't hear me calling you stupid~~~"

"Pig! Your tail is curly and curly. It turns out that you can't do without it~~~"

"Pig head, pig brain, pig body and pig tail, a good baby who is never picky about food."

"Sleeping until three shots in the sun every day, never brushing teeth, never fighting~~~"

This song is really interesting.

Deng Ziqi herself sang in a good mood.

Although there is only one guitar, the singing is full of fun.

After singing the last line, Deng Ziqi was so blessed that she imitated the pig's voice and hummed twice.

Immediately, there was complete joy in the live broadcast room.

"Hahaha, this song is really interesting."

"I didn't expect Ziqi to sing this kind of song? I laughed so hard."

"Wrong, is Master Su still able to write this kind of song? The group that just made labor and management cry, now makes labor and management laugh so hard?"

"Emmm... My grandparents are smiling now, have I saved my ass?"

"Ziqi is so similar to meowing like a pig? From now on, I would like to call you the Goddess of Pig!"

Su Meng walked over with a smile and patted the big fan of pork.

"Everyone, don't forget, we are selling pork now!"

ah?Everyone at the scene and in the live broadcast room was dumbfounded...

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In a conference room of the county government, the county magistrate is presiding over a meeting.

At this moment, the door of the meeting room was knocked suddenly.

Before he could speak, the secretary hastily walked in.

Seeing this scene, the county magistrate couldn't help but frowned slightly.

This secretary seems a little ignorant.

At this moment, the secretary seemed to have lost his soul, and he was in a daze.

"County Chief, it's not good, County Chief, something serious happened!"

Um?The murderous look in the county magistrate's eyes shot out directly, and he squeezed out a few words from between his teeth.

"Tell me, what happened to the county magistrate?"

Still in a daze, the secretary said subconsciously.

"Didn't deputy county magistrate Luo go to that Su Meng to sell pork?"

"It turned out... it sold like crazy!"

"It's not just that the goods we prepared are all sold out."

"And our county has received a lot of calls, all asking to buy pork by name!"

"According to the preliminary data collected by several departments, the pigs in our county...even the piglets are not enough to sell!"

What?A group of people in the conference room were stunned.

How is this possible?

The county magistrate still couldn't believe it, so he hurriedly asked.

"Are you serious? Those pigs in our county are sold like crazy?"

"Yes!" The secretary nodded fiercely, with a look of disbelief.

"There are still many people who say that they don't want pork, they want to buy live pigs, and they want to take them back as pets!"

"What else... pigs are so cute, why do you want to eat them?"

"Fuck!" The county magistrate jumped up and gestured with his hand.

"You mean, many people want to buy those pigs that are hundreds of catties and keep them as pets?"

"Yes!" The secretary said firmly.

"It's this kind of pig that's bigger than you, the county magistrate. They want to keep them as pets..."

The scene suddenly fell into an eerie silence, and someone silently extended a thumbs up.

This secretary... really has no bright future...

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"Teacher Deng, you have worked hard! You have worked hard!"

As soon as Deng Ziqi came down, deputy county magistrate Luo went up to greet her, with a smile on her face.

"The county called me just now. The live pigs and pork in our county are selling well!"

"Thank you Teacher Deng, thank you Teacher Deng!"

"You sing this song really well!"

Deng Ziqi was also grinning, not yet sober from the cheerful atmosphere of the song.

"You're welcome, it's all written by Su Meng."

"Well written, well sung!" Deputy County Magistrate Luo said excitedly.

"You are the benefactors of our county. On behalf of the 30 people and 10,000+ pigs in the county, thank you!"

"With this item alone, farmers in our county can increase their income by thousands of dollars this year!"

Hearing this sentence, Deng Ziqi suddenly became proud, as if she had done a very sacred thing.

Deputy county magistrate Luo suddenly felt blessed and opened his mouth to say something.

"Mr. Deng, can our county invite you to be the spokesperson for our pork products?"

"You sing so well, you will definitely bring our pork products out of the Dragon Kingdom and into the world!"

"Okay!" Deng Ziqi, full of sense of mission, agreed without even thinking about it.

"I'm willing to do such a great thing without charging a penny!"

"It's an honor to be the spokesperson for pork...pig...pork?"

It wasn't until this moment that she reacted.

But...it's too late!

Deputy county magistrate Luo had already taken out his cell phone and started yelling.

"County magistrate! Great news! Teacher Deng Ziqi has agreed to be the spokesperson for our pork products! And it's free!"

"County magistrate, hurry up and arrange someone to draw up the contract, and contact Teacher Deng Ziqi's studio!"

"Also, get all the Propaganda Departments in our county mobilized!"

"We must let the people of the whole country know the news in the shortest possible time, and sell our pork to the whole country!"

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In the live broadcast room, the netizens who heard the news immediately exploded.

"Fuck! Ziqi is going to endorse pork? This style of painting..."

"Pig Goddess! Pig Goddess! Pig Goddess!"

"When I think of Ziqi standing next to the pigsty and singing the song of pigs, I really can't get enough of Bengbu."

"Wang Ziqi is really caring.

......"

"Since Su Meng let go of himself, these female stars have also let go? It's not enough to have an old beggar, but also a pig goddess?"

"Now it seems that Liu Tianxian is the only one left who can barely maintain his image."

"You have already said that you are reluctant! It will be a matter of time before the fairy sister is dragged down by Su Meng."

Deng Ziqi collapsed powerlessly on the ground, all thoughts were lost for a moment.

It's over!Now the deal is done, and people all over the country know that I have endorsed pork.

How can I go back on my word?

my image...

……

Pig Goddess Deng Ziqi?

5555...I really want to sing a song right now...

I have two holes in my nose and I still have snot when I cry~~~

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In front of the camera, Su Meng walked over again carrying a big bag.

"Come on, come on, what we're going to bring next is the special products from Huayin County, Shaanxi Province, Chinese toon and Chinese prickly ash."

Sichuan peppercorn?Toon?

Is this product getting more and more interesting?

In the live broadcast room at this time, countless people have already forgotten why they came.

He just watched the live broadcast with great interest, anticipating what Su Meng would do this time.

Will you write another short composition, or write another song?

Hmm... With the Goddess of Pig, will the Goddess of Pepper and Toon be far behind?

Under the eyes of everyone, Su Meng finally spoke.

"As you can see, what I hold in my hand is... I hold... a paddle"

what is itEveryone is looking forward to it.

Under the gaze of countless people, Su Meng's face suddenly twisted, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitched.

The mouth opened wider and wider, wider and wider.

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