Entertainment: let you down to earth, you go to pick up white jobs

Entertainment: Let you down to earth, you go to pick up white jobs Author: Xianyun Shishiro

Su Meng travels through parallel worlds and becomes a little fresh meat who can only act as a tyrant with facial paralysis. How can this be possible?You have to be grounded!So I participated in the celebrity professional experience reality show, which directly took the style of painting astray.

Director: "Let you be a musician, and you carry a suona to the countryside to pick up free jobs?"

Fan: "My brother's first album to enter the music scene is actually a funeral song? Do I support it?"

Liu Tianxian: "Wearing a beggar's costume and singing the lotus flower falling, do you call this a rapper?"

Xiao Yueyue: "Take me to the ground to perform, and you play with boulders on your chest?"

Hua Chenyu: "Shouldn't I just do something? Are you making fun of me with the erhula "Song of the Crazy"?"

Su Meng: "You say my acting skills are bad? Then should I play "Falling Leaves Return to Roots" and carry the corpse for thousands of miles, or play "Buried Alive" and put myself in a coffin?"

Netizen: "I beg you to be a living person and do something about the world!"

Chapter 1 Overlord professional accountant, you let him down-to-earth? (Seek to collect flowers)

"Do you feel that the stars are on top?"

"Do you think celebrities are unattainable?"

"Today, let us see the other side of the star!"

"Friends from the audience, welcome to the live broadcast of the large-scale reality show "Great Stars Down to Earth"!"

"Here, with their new identities, they will shed their star aura and start a new journey!"

In the screen, the host said loudly.

"We invite our six guests for this season!"

"The little fairy who doesn't eat fireworks in the world——Liu Tianxian!"

"The young music queen from Hong Kong Island——Deng Ziqi!"

"Iron Lady with both beauty and strength—Boss Yang!"

"Xiao Yueyue, a cross talk actor from a poor background!"

"Mesozoic idol singer in the Chinese music scene——Hua Chenyu!"

"The last one..."

The host deliberately whetted his appetite before continuing.

"The hottest idol star at the moment, a professional accountant of the overlord——Su Meng!"

Following his words, several people appeared on the screen one by one, and the barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly became lively.

"Liu Tianxian! Hahaha, I really want to see how Liu Tianxian fell from a fairy to the mortal world."

"The final winner of this season must be Xiao Yueyue. Do you even need to think about it? He was born in a rural area, so he is the most down-to-earth."

"Wow, why do I feel that Boss Yang's figure is getting better and better?"

"Su Meng? The most popular representative of the 'facial paralysis school' in the past two years? The Su Meng who can't act in anything but the overlord?"

"What can Su Meng do? Seeing his face makes me angry. Besides being handsome, what else does he have?"

"Professional Overlord, you let him down-to-earth? How is it possible?"

"Brother Su Meng, come on! We will always support you!"

"Idiot fans upstairs, the appraisal is complete!"

"Hehe, routines are all routines, and reality shows have scripts!"

……

who I am?where am i?What should I do?

Looking at the camera in front of him, Su Meng fell into deep thought.

After a moment of contemplation, Su Meng finally understood what happened.

Simply put, he crossed over.

And the identity of the time traveler can be said to be the beginning of Tianhu, and he turned out to be a top-notch fresh meat who has become popular in the past two years!

However, his popularity can be described as mixed.

Because he is a representative of "facial paralysis" acting skills, he can only play some roles like bosses.

Therefore, it is also known as the "Professional Overlord".

But this time, he was participating in a reality show called "Great Star".

This is a career experience program, six stars are invited, and everyone has to experience some ordinary jobs.

However, the whole program was broadcast live, and the celebrities invited were not small, but it also attracted a lot of attention.

……

"Next, let's extract their occupations!"

The host took out a box, shook it, and said with a smile.

"There are dozens of ordinary occupations prepared here, and all the big stars will obtain their first identities through drawing."

"Who will come first?"

"I'll come first!" Xiao Yueyue jumped out directly.

He said cheerfully while shaking the box.

"As we all know, I was born in a rural area, and before becoming a cross talk actor, I worked as a handyman in a restaurant. I also worked a lot of jobs and suffered a lot."

"So this time, I have an advantage. Basically, I do most of the work... Fuck!"

He opened the note and was stunned.

A moment later, Xiao Yueyue showed his note to the camera tremblingly, and said with a mournful face.

"Director, can I smoke again? I'm not afraid of hard work, but I... I'm afraid of heights!"

His performance also made many people stunned.

He subconsciously looked at the note, and saw three large characters written on it—Spiderman!

Suddenly, a pot exploded in the live broadcast room.

"Damn it! Don't you think you're going to magnify your moves as soon as you come up? I feel sorry for Xiao Yueyue."

"Ask if you don't understand, what is Spider-Man?"

"To popularize science, Spider-Man works in the air. He needs to climb and wipe the glass outside the tall buildings in the city. Not only is it very hard work, but it is also dangerous."

"Rationally, I should love Xiao Yueyue, but why can't I help but want to laugh three times? Hahaha..."

……

Xiao Yueyue muttered a few words, then retreated with a mournful face.

The second one drawn was Liu Tianxian.

Her image in film and television dramas has always been fairy-like, and her background conditions are also very good, and she was a proper lady in ancient times.

But today the fairy fell to the mortal world?This also made many people curious.

After a while, Liu Tianxian slowly showed her note, which said impressively - restaurant dishwasher!

Dishwasher?There was joy in the live broadcast room.

For netizens, the contrast is too great.

A little fairy with a fairy air to wash the dishes?Thinking about this picture makes me feel emotional!

Suddenly, countless people made up their minds to chase Liu Tianxian's live broadcast room.

"Next, Su Meng!"

Following the director's voice, everyone's eyes turned to Su Meng.

This facial paralyzed... oh no, what kind of down-to-earth job will he get as a professional tyrant?

……

The new book sets sail, begging for all kinds of data! .

Chapter 2 The system is activated, you want me to play the suona? (Seek to collect flowers)

Su Meng walked to the box with a blank expression, and stretched out his hand to stir it inside.

In fact, he wasn't panicking at all.

For these really big stars, having a modest career seems to be demeaning.

But to him, a fake big star, I was an ordinary person in my previous life, okay?

After a while, he finally grabbed a note and came out.

When he opened it, Su Meng was dumbfounded.

Seeing his expression, the camera tactfully moved over.

Immediately, a few words on the note appeared in the live broadcast room - musician!

This profession... many people suddenly lost interest.

When they come to this show, what they see is the down-to-earth nature of the stars.

But the profession of musician is still too far away for ordinary people.

Besides, Su Meng is also a member of the entertainment industry, isn't it a professional counterpart to be a musician?

What's the point?

But what they didn't know was that Su Meng was already a little more comfortable at this time.

Musician?We have never touched this thing before!

"Musician, what a career!"

Hua Chenyu came over with a look of envy.

"Su Meng, why don't we switch? I'll be the musician?"

Deng Ziqi next to her opened her mouth, but held back.

But the envy in her eyes was not lacking at all.

Hearing what he said, Su Meng subconsciously wanted to nod.

That's right, you can't do this by yourself, you can change it to something else.

But at this moment, a voice suddenly sounded in his mind.

"Ding~ Your Almighty Entertainment Star System is officially activated, and the novice gift pack has been distributed, please pay attention to check it!"

Department... system?

How could Su Meng not know this term?

This is my cheat sheet!

Sure enough, time-traveling and cheating are more suitable, and those web writers in the previous life are sincere!

……

"Su Meng? Give me a quick word, do you want to change?"

Seeing that he kept silent, Hua Chenyu also got a little impatient.

"Don't change!"