Doctor of Healing

"What are you thinking about?" Director Liu's lover asked, "Did you ask someone to go fishing tomorrow morning? You old men, why do you like fishing? Director Zhao from the Intervention Department is the same, everyone seems to be sick. Like."

"Huh?" Director Liu was too familiar with his lover, and her tone of voice was wrong, as if she meant something.

His lover didn't say anything else, just took the vacuum cleaner to vacuum the dog hair at home.

Gouzi also felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere, so he ran back to his kennel immediately.

"What's the matter?" Director Liu sighed, and put aside the fact that Ji Xiang broke more than 100 records.

The house was on fire, and it was on fire inexplicably, but Ji Xiang's record-breaking matter was not that important.

"Xiaosun's lover in our unit has been going fishing at five o'clock every day recently." Director Liu's lover said in a muffled voice, "You fishers! She always has some doubts and asks me what's going on, I don't know."

Director Liu laughed, "There must be something wrong! Tell Xiao Sun to catch the rape."

"What?" Director Liu's lover stopped what he was doing and looked at him sharply.

Although the atmosphere was a little off, when it came to fishing, Director Liu couldn't help opening his mouth.

"First of all, it's obviously too late to go fishing at five o'clock. Counting, the journey time is at least half an hour, plus going to the ground to make a nest and adjust the drift. After the whole set, the fish mouth is gone. This is still a leisure time. .

If there are too many fishermen and you go out at five o'clock, there must be no fishing spots. "

"Then what did he do?"

"Imagine it." Director Liu said, "If it's morning exercise, it's fine to be aboveboard. I haven't heard of any shrew who won't let her husband go to morning exercise."

Speaking of shrews, Director Liu's lover's face changed, but Director Liu was so excited that he didn't notice.

"If it's a foot massage, it's already over in the second half of the morning. If you go at five o'clock, you might hit the lock. If you don't open it, you think it's like a hospital, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year?"

"You mean... to find a little lover?" Director Liu's lover asked.

"I guess so." Director Liu said with a smile, "The husband of the other party may still be a fisherman. He goes fishing at two or three o'clock in the morning. Who knows that his house will be stolen."

"!!!"

"That husband might set off with his fishing gear at two or three o'clock in the morning, and Xiao Sun's husband would go out at five o'clock, which is just the right time. In two hours, the bed is still warm, the beauty has finished washing, and the first fishing in the morning is ready."

"It's too much!"

"Hey." Director Liu chuckled, "Normal, normal, such an obvious thing..."

Speaking of this, he suddenly remembered that his lover just seemed to ask him if he was going fishing.

This is so special!

He dug a hole and sank himself into it.

"I don't go fishing." Director Liu immediately explained, "You remember Director Zhao."

"The topic was changed too bluntly." Director Liu's lover said blankly.

"To be honest." Director Liu pretended to be calm and said with a smile, "President Zhao participated in the medical technology competition when he was young and set a record for knotting. The so-called record is that. But more than 20 years No one broke it."

"It has something to do with you?"

"One of my staff, Gui Peisheng, broke the record more than 100 times today."

"???"

"I don't know exactly what happened. It is said that he tied more than 1 knots a minute. Alas, I am really old. I have to leave some things to young people."

"More than 300, is it very high?"

"Of course, it's amazing!" Director Liu praised, "They are having dinner, and when they talk about this, they have to take me over to explain it clearly."

Director Liu's lover's eyes burned with vigilance.

"I'm definitely not going. What time is it? Wouldn't it be nice to just sleep at home and sleep?"

"You know what's interesting."

Director Liu didn't think too much about it, he behaved rightly, and he wasn't afraid that the family members would be jealous.

He was only puzzled by Ji Xiang, this kid is too capable!

If the record is broken, it will not cause any sensation, but once the record is broken more than 100 times, what do you think of Dean Zhao's previous record?

Just as he was thinking, Director Liu's cell phone rang.

"Hey?"

Chapter 100 Urology Emergency Department

Ji Xiang trained in the operating room of the system and achieved remarkable results.

This is his first time starting from level LV9, it just feels different.

The system NPC teaches meticulously, and Ji Xiang learns quickly.

The high-level surgery brought Jixiang a completely different feeling from before.

"Go here first."

After one operation was over, the system NPC suddenly interrupted the rhythm.

Ji Xiang was taken aback, "Teacher, I'm okay."

With that said, Ji Xiang looked at the system panel in the upper right corner of his field of vision again.

The basic stamina is still there, no problem.

"There are system tasks." The system NPC said, "How many times you practice here is not for practice."

Oh?

Ji Xiang stared at the system panel, and soon, the system issued a task.

[Emergency Mission: Emergency!emergency! !

Task content: Correctly treat an emergency patient.

Task time: 12 hours.

Task reward: 1000 experience points. 】

After seeing this task, Ji Xiang felt uncomfortable all over, and his whole body became bad.

Could it be that he brushed the task rewards by himself and brushed the system?

Why has he just finished learning the procedure of interventional embolization to stop bleeding, and the emergency task issued only gives 1000 experience points, not even surgery points.

What the hell.

Be stingy, isn't it just a bug.

Seeing that Ji Xiang was stunned, the system NPC laughed.

"Go."

Ji Xiang is also very helpless, although the task does not give any rewards, but he knows the behavior of the system NPC.

Go yourself.

"Teacher, I'll go first then."

……

……

"I'm Mr. Wu from the Department of Urology."

Mr. Wu said to the phone in a serious manner.

Holding the mobile phone, Lu Kai was in the same frame as Mr. Wu, and asked wretchedly, "Mr. Wu, there are not many emergency departments in the urology department. What do you usually do?"

"study."

"Boss Wu, don't talk nonsense, it's not a TV interview, tell the truth."

"Let's take a break, who knows when a phone call will come and we will have to work all night. Although we don't have many emergency departments in our urology department, if there is a torsion of the testicles or a car accident at night, it will take a whole night.

The worst thing was that the little nurses in other departments didn't even try to insert the catheter, and they picked up the phone to call the urology department. "

The more Mr. Wu said, the more he got into the drama, the more he said, the more angry he became, Lu Kai stopped immediately.

He wanted Mr. Wu to say something serious that the audience wanted to see, instead of asking Mr. Wu to tear it up, or to tear it up with the little nurse.

Lu Kai asked a few more questions.

Mr. Wu answered one by one without being impatient.

This is to save face for Lu Kai. In fact, Mr. Wu is also more interested in this kind of popular science video.

"Boss Wu, they say that our urology department is connected to the sewer, what do you think?"

"Don't talk nonsense." Boss Wu said disdainfully to the phone camera, "Feynman was studying at MIT...you know who Feynman is."

"I know, I know, someone who studies atomic bombs." Lu Kai said.

Although it was not completely right, Mr. Wu did not correct it.

"When Feynman was a student at MIT, he had a dispute with his classmates over whether peeing was caused by gravity or pressure."

"..." Lu Kai was taken aback for a moment, all this was going on.

"In order to prove that it was the effect of pressure, Feynman practiced it himself, peeing upside down, and used his own behavior to prove that urination was caused by stress."

"Looking at the pioneers of physics, practical ability is strong."

"Boss Wu, this and..."

"Of course it has something to do with it. If Feynman had urinary stones at the time, how could he be so energetic and stressed to pee upside down."

"Boss Wu, if you drive like this, where is the morality, where is the bottom line, and where is the website!" Lu Kai said with a smile.

"Our urology department treats urinary stones..."

"Boss Wu, gastrointestinal consultation!"

The nurse suddenly yelled.

Mr. Wu gave Lu Kai a vicious look, as if it was Lu Kai's fault that he came to the emergency room at night.

"Here we come! Don't record it, go to the consultation."

"I haven't masturbated all this time." Lu Kai whispered.

Mr. Wu has no interest in this kind of homonym, so he walked out of the doctor's office quickly, pulling on his slippers.

But stepping out of the door of the doctor's office, that damned sense of familiarity arises spontaneously.

Mr. Wu used to hate this kind of feeling, but after getting familiar with it, he thinks it's not bad.

Recently, the technical level has been soaring rapidly, and laser lithotripsy has been approved by Director Liu.

But this damn familiarity!

"Doctor Xiaoji." President Wu yelled before he saw anyone.

"Boss Wu, are you busy?"

Sure enough, Ji Xiang walked over from the corner in the next second.

"Go to the consultation."

"wait a second!"

Ji Xiang said immediately.

"Gastrointestinal, it's an emergency consultation, go find me there."

Although he was facing Jixiang and still had that damn familiar feeling, Mr. Wu made it clear that he didn't wait for Jixiang, but gave the address, and trotted away like a wild dog that had run loose. Go to a consultation.

For gastrointestinal consultation, there are generally only two possibilities-testicular torsion, trauma caused by car accidents, etc.

If they have varicocele, they will seek consultation at night, and if they are hospitalized in the stomach and intestines, they will never even think about seeing the sunrise tomorrow.

Knowing that there was an emergency, Jixiang quickly changed into a white suit and rushed to the gastrointestinal surgery department.

Bleeding received gastrointestinal?Ji Xiang felt something was wrong.

While pondering, he quickened his pace to rush to the stomach and intestines.

As soon as he entered the gate of the ward, he heard screams from the treatment room.