The owner of the white matter shop, a concerned sister who scared me to tears

[I have memorized the Jue by heart, and then I have no idea what to do! 】

[I bought a few paper figurines and went home, but my parents almost kicked me out of the house and scolded me for being unlucky]

[Laughing to death, fortunately I neither memorized nor learned, just watch it for fun]

[It’s about, don’t you know which piece of material you own?You can't learn advanced mathematics well, but you still want to learn magic? 】

Some fans were a little excited and wanted to learn spells, but more of them chose to play poorly.

Because they know that they can't learn at all!

……

White Cloud View.

Master Baiyun was presiding over the morning class when his phone vibrated suddenly.

It turned out that it was an old friend Xuan Yuezi who sent a WeChat message: "Little Fairy is on the air, today I will learn a new spell: Golden Light Curse!"

The muddy eyes of Master Baiyun instantly burst into light and became extremely clear.

How can I care about the morning class, and immediately got up and said: "All disciples practice on their own, and leave for a while because of the teacher's business."

The disciples looked at each other in blank dismay. Recently, the master seemed to be very busy, talking about something, and sometimes he had to check his mobile phone while eating.

Obviously, he taught them before that they should not talk when they eat or sleep, and not to play with their mobile phones while eating.

A few people in the know, such as Fan Xuzi Zhang Xu, remained silent, took out their mobile phones, and clicked on Chen Xiaoxiao's live broadcast room.

Chapter 103 Immortal Cultivation Must Obey the Law of Conservation of Matter

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Chen Xiao recited the mantra of "Golden Light Curse".

The second daughter listened attentively, trying not to miss a single word.

[It's so difficult, I can't understand it at all]

[Heaven and Earth Xuanzong, the root of ten thousand qi.Inside and outside the Three Realms, only the Tao is the only one... It makes my head big to hear]

[I was looking up ancient Chinese dictionaries, reading while looking up, but I couldn't understand]

[Brothers, you don’t need to memorize it anymore, there is a magic spell of "Golden Light Curse" in Baidu, I will give you a screenshot]

[Then the question is, what is the next step after memorizing the Judgments? 】

【What else can I do? Let’s start practicing. As for how to practice, that’s another price.dog head.jpg]

[I feel that I am only one threshold away from learning spells. If I cross this threshold, I will be a cultivator]

The fans followed suit, but soon gave up.

Although there is a magic spell for this Golden Light Curse on the Internet, everyone doesn't know where to start.

But there are also a small number of people who show thoughtful expressions. These are Taoist masters from all over the country.

"Brother, this jue is so difficult, can you read it again?" Zhang Yue said shyly.

"Gee~ Stupid... Stupid..."

At this time, Little Tangdou yelled, and then made a childish voice.

"Is this little jelly bean talking?!"

Zhang Yue was startled, and stared blankly at Little Tang Dou.

【Fuck! 】

[Fuck!Little jelly beans can talk! 】

[Long time to see, Canary can speak! 】

[Little Jelly Bean really became a master this time! 】

[The bull is beeping! 】

[Two more sentences from Little Tangdou! 】

[Brother Baishi has eaten so many panacea pills, and if it goes down to tens of billions, it's time to talk]

[Brother, you reminded me that the little jelly beans are worth tens of billions, and they eat more than a few dozen panacea]

The fans were also stunned, and they sent bullet screens to express their shock.

"Even Xiao Tangdou has memorized it, you haven't memorized it, you are really stupid." Chen Xiao raised his eyebrows and said with a smile.

"Little Tangdou, have you memorized it?!"

Hearing this, Zhang Yue was stunned again.

"Xuanzong of Heaven and Earth... the root of ten thousand qi... the golden light appears quickly...covering the real person."

With a very immature voice, Little Tangdou recited hundreds of words of scriptures intermittently, "Junior Junior Sister... stupid."

"..." Zhang Yue was completely stunned, with complex expressions on his face, including shame, surprise, but more of disbelief.

[Fuck!real or fake!I heard that right! 】

[Magic shines into reality! 】

[Brother Baishi raises birds that are smarter than me, so I just memorized the first sentence, Heaven and Earth Xuanzong, and I can't read that word in the second sentence! 】

[The fourth sound of qi is the same sound as that of gas]

[You said, you can learn spells even if you don't know jelly beans? ! 】

[If it is other birds, I dare say it is impossible, but this is a bird raised by Brother Baishi, it is hard to say! 】

[I suddenly had a feeling that maybe Little Tangdou had learned the Golden Light Curse first, and even the junior sisters might not have learned it yet! 】

【It's hard to say! 】

The fans were also stunned. It was magical enough for Xiao Tangdou to speak, and he was able to recite the law completely.

And this is memorized after only listening to it once!

Chen Xiaoxiao also looked at Little Tangdou in surprise.

Although she has memorized the Jue by heart, can she compare with Little Tangdou?

One is a man, the other a bird,

Is it something to be proud of being smarter than birds?

"What's the fuss? After taking so many pills from me, Little Tangdou's intelligence is not weaker than that of a ten-year-old child. It's just that he has been unable to speak because of his special vocal cords."

Chen Xiao was also a little surprised, but pretended to be calm, waved his hands and said modestly.

"Then...brother, will Little Tangdou transform into a human form in the future?" Zhang Yue asked curiously after being surprised.

"Impossible. With such a small body, how can it become a human being? Even if the gene is mutated, it can only become a small person the size of a palm. No matter how amazing the cultivation is, it must abide by the law of conservation of matter."

Chen Xiao waved his hand again, and said it as a matter of course.

[It's numb!I am numb! 】

[Same! 】

[God damn the law of conservation of matter! 】

[So, cultivating immortals also needs to talk about science? 】

【Then, brother Baishi, what is the scientific law of flying with your sword? 】

[So, the TV series are all lies? 】

Not only the fans are numb,

Chen Xiaoxiao and Zhang Yue were equally numb.

How the hell are you cultivating immortals, and you still tell me the law of conservation of matter? !

At the same time, a hot search was immediately posted on the Internet: "Brother Baishi: To cultivate immortals, you must also talk about science, and you must abide by the law of conservation of matter!"

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Seeing their bewildered faces,

Chen Xiao laughed and said: "Although the little jelly bean can't transform itself, if it learns the art of transformation, it can also transform into a human being."

"Is that different from Transformation?" Zhang Yue scratched her head.

"The difference is huge. Transformation is a physiological and physical change, but the art of transformation only changes the visual effect of human beings. It's like a mirage. You can see it, but you can't touch it." Chen Xiao spread his hands, explained.

"I understand."

The two girls nodded in understanding.

"Brother, in that case, wouldn't we be unable to touch the little jelly beans?" Suddenly, Chen Xiaoxiao asked again.

"It's simple, as long as it changes your sense of touch and makes you think you've touched it, then you've touched it." Chen Xiao said.

"I don't understand very well." Chen Xiaoxiao also scratched his head, understanding every word, but couldn't understand it together.

"Give me a simple example."

As Chen Xiao said, he took her hand and said, "So you have a sense of touch, right?"

Chen Xiaoxiao felt like getting an electric shock, her face was slightly red, and she nodded.

Then Chen Xiao let go of her hand.

After making a handprint, I saw Chen Xiaoxiao raised his hand involuntarily, as if being held by someone.

"For example, I use spells to control your hand, giving you a sense of holding hands." Chen Xiao said.

"It's really like holding hands, it's amazing." Chen Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up, this is the touch of holding hands, but Chen Xiao is clearly casting a spell, and there is no contact.

"Brother, I want to try it too." Zhang Yue said immediately.

After finishing speaking, a blush appeared on her cheeks.

Chen Xiao nodded, also cast a spell on Zhang Yue, and shook hands with her in the air.

【so amazing!Is this how female ghosts have sex with people? 】

【Brother, your angle is a bit tricky】

[So, monsters can still become spirits?Is it just that the concept is different from what we used to know? 】

【It's so profound, I don't understand】

[By the way, why are Little Fairy and Junior Sister blushing?It's just a handshake in the air, as for it? 】

【Don't tell me I haven't found out yet, they don't think about my brother Baishi, do they? 】

[Oh!Rival found! 】

The fans seemed to understand, but the style of painting was suddenly distorted.

After a brief episode,

Chen Xiao recited the Golden Light Mantra again,

Then I told them some key points and let them start practicing.

Chapter 104 Sister Zhou's Phone Call

The second daughter tried hard to practice spells, but the effect was minimal. After most of the day, she couldn't even make her fingers shine, let alone the golden light curse.

Chen Xiao started the live broadcast out of boredom. If he is idle, he is also idle. Why don't he watch the video, maybe he can catch a few people.

But before the hidden customer was swiped out, a call came.

When I saw the call notification, it was still an old acquaintance.

"Pick up a call first, maybe it won't be broadcast live, brothers don't have to wait."

After speaking, he turned off the live broadcast, and then connected the phone.

"Brother Baishi! Help!"

The caller was Zhou Shuyi, sister Zhou who was very popular on the Internet.