"It's not over yet, don't be too happy!" The little old man said with a stern face, his expression a little uneasy.
Although the little old man said so, he knew that the situation was over.
Sure enough, a few minutes later...
"General! You're gone!"
The uncle patted the table excitedly and said.
"Haha...haha...I ended the losing streak...haha..."
The uncle laughed so hard that he was out of breath, and suddenly his body froze and he fell straight down.
"What's wrong with you, Old Liu? Are you okay?" The little old man panicked, and hurriedly supported the uncle.
The people watching chess nearby also called 120 for an ambulance.
[Fuck!Uncle Liu won't get too excited, let's go]
[It's just a faint, the old man lacks energy and blood, just passed out! 】
[Do you still remember the Baishipu advertisement? 】
[I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but Brother Baishi cursed another person to death half an hour ago! 】
[What the hell?Curse who?Wait, why do you use it again]
[It was a delivery man, Baishi was advertising in the delivery room, but the delivery man was hit by a car, and died a miserable death. Now many netizens go to the delivery man's homepage to remember him! 】
[Not only the takeaway guy, just yesterday, Bai Shige also cursed a parkour anchor to death, there were millions of people watching in the live broadcast room, the parkour guy fell from a 380-meter-high building! 】
【I go!So god? !What's the name of that white man?I have to pay my respects! 】
【It seems to be called Fengtian or something】
[Fengtian Baishi Shop! 】
[Now is the age of science, what a mess, don't promote feudal superstition! 】
[This kind of thing is better to be believed than not to be believed! 】
Seeing these bullet screens, some diving viewers in the live broadcast room were shocked, and ran to search for the ID of "Fengtian Baishipu".
I don’t know, I’m scared.
Seeing that Chen Xiao's top post is full of messages: "I don't intend to open it, bad luck go away!"
The new influx of people also copied the message one after another.
Not long after, Jiangcheng officials issued a notice: "Liu XX suffered a heart attack and died on the way to the hospital. The Jiangcheng police appeal to the general public not to be overjoyed or sad, especially those who are old, and to maintain a peaceful mood."
As soon as the announcement came out, some fans of "Chess Match" came to leave a message:
[Fuck, Uncle Liu is really a mess? ! 】
[No mistake, this is the official notice]
[The owner of the funeral shop is really amazing. He has a total of three people on his follow list, and every time he follows one, one will be added soon! 】
[Brothers upstairs, be careful, here is the official announcement! 】
[Brothers withdrew, if you have anything to say, please leave a message on Uncle Liu's Douyin]
There were tens of thousands of relevant messages, but after more than ten minutes, the messages were inexplicably cleared.
Apparently, the river crab master started to work.
A large number of melon-eating netizens flooded into Uncle Liu's Douyin homepage.
Uncle Liu never imagined that after he died, Douyin would gain 10,000+ followers.
Yangcheng.
urban village.
A fat man in bell-bottoms and an undershirt stares excitedly at a computer screen.
He is a certain blog V with more than 300 million fans. He usually attracts a large number of fans by publishing some sharp comments on current affairs.
He keenly noticed that "Fengtian Baishi Shop" is a very good hot spot!
Simply put, it can fire!
And it exploded!
Immediately,
He opened the Word document and started typing with a crackling sound.
quickly,
A [-]-word copy was finished.
After refining it, he opened a certain blog and clicked publish.
Soon.
An article, boarded the hot search:
"Reaper Online Harvesting?Or is it hype?Jianghu Laobai tells you about two or three strange things recently"
The article is eloquent and vivid, describing the three murders that happened yesterday and today.
These three murders seem to be unrelated, but they have a common feature, that is, they clicked on the "Fengtian Baishi Shop", and the murders appeared not long after.
At the end of the article, "Jianghu Laobai" quoted classics, telling the origin of Baishi in Longguo, and all kinds of strange events related to Baishi shop that happened in history.
Jianghu Laobai ended with this sentence: "The dead are gone, and the living are like this. May you and I be safe when the god of death wields the sickle again!"
Obviously, the "Reaper" in the article refers to "Fengtian Baishi Shop".
Once the article was published, many marketing accounts followed suit and reposted it. Public accounts, hot headlines, pilipili... major platforms continued to discuss it.
Countless netizens left comments:
[Since when did Jianghu Laobai still tell ghost stories part-time? 】
[Now is the age of science, what kind of hot chicken funeral shop, that is the ghosts and monsters of the old era, sent directly to the crematorium to be cremated, and the ghosts will be burned to ashes for you! 】
[People must have a heart of awe, the things passed down by the ancestors for thousands of years have their own reasons, anyway, I believe it]
【That Fengtian Baishi Shop is really so clever? 】
【Whoever believes who is a fool】
Although most people regard it as a story and laugh it off.
But out of curiosity, some people still opened Douyin and searched for "Fengtian Baishipu", and followed it one after another.
Not for anything else, just want to know if it is so evil.
Chapter 9 Newbie Package
……
"Damn it! What the hell did my brother do?"
Chen Xiaoxiao was browsing Douyin, and happened to be scrolling to Chen Xiao's top feed, with 20k+ likes and 2k+ comments, she clicked on it, and the screen was full of [Unintentional click to open, bad luck go away! 】
Click on the homepage again and see that the number of fans exceeds 10.
"Brother, this is going to be popular. There were only 1 fans in the morning, and it became 10 in a few hours! This is the rhythm of becoming a big Internet celebrity, and the money is boundless!"
Chen Xiaoxiao imagined for a while with a face full of excitement.
She wanted to talk to Chen Xiao.
But when he quietly opened the door, he saw that Chen Xiao was sleeping soundly, so he could only dismiss his thoughts temporarily, and turned and went into the kitchen.
Chen Xiaoxiao made lunch and went to call Chen Xiao to get up for dinner.
"Brother, it's time for lunch. You've been sleeping for three hours now." Chen Xiaoxiao yelled.
Chen Xiao woke up in a daze. When deducting the life span, he thought it was just a temporary pain, but he didn't expect that the stamina was quite strong, just like drinking alcohol, his mind was muddled.
"Are you okay? Why do you look like you haven't woken up? You didn't spend the whole night looking at Miss and Sister last night, did you?" Chen Xiaoxiao nagged.
"It's nothing, it's just a headache from too much sleep." Chen Xiao shook his head pretending to be relaxed.
Suddenly, a virtual screen appeared in front of his eyes.
(Successfully predict the three deceased, get a novice gift package)
(System Reward 1: Redemption)
(The host can obtain the instant lifespan when the target of attention dies, and the acquisition ratio is affected by the social value of the target)
(The host can sell its own lifespan to others, or forcibly buy the lifespan of others, the ratio is affected by the target social value)
(System Reward 2: Complete Collection of Basic Talismans)
(The host can make low-level talismans, which requires a certain amount of mental power)
(System Reward 3: Basic Meditation Method)
(The host can improve mental power through meditation)
There are three rewards in total, Chen Xiao's eyes lit up, they are all good things!
It's not over yet, after a while, the system prompts again:
(Start life settlement)
(Customer ID: Jiangcheng Parkour King, instant lifespan is 20 years old, acquisition ratio 5:1, host lifespan: 4)
(Customer ID: Riding a donkey into the world, the immediate lifespan is 18 years old, the acquisition ratio is 6:1, the host's lifespan is 3)
(Customer ID: match against opponent, instant lifespan is 75 years old, acquisition ratio 10:1, host lifespan: 7)
(Settlement completed: the host has gained a total of 14 years of lifespan)
(The current lifespan of the host: 84 years)
A lot of information flooded into his mind, and Chen Xiao wanted to express his inner shock with a sentence of "Fuck!"
The sequelae caused by the previous change of fate against the sky disappeared instantly.
At this time, he was alive and well, as if he had taken a big tonic pill.
The system's rewards are integrated instantly, as if an innate ability.
"Brother, what's the matter with you?"
Chen Xiaoxiao waved her slender hand in front of his eyes.
"It's okay, I just thought of a happy thing."
Chen Xiao recovered, shook his head and smiled.
Chen Xiaoxiao frowned, scratched her head, and thought, my brother has become more and more weird recently, could it be that he is overwhelmed?
Thinking of this, the thought of being her brother's girlfriend came up again, and her cheeks flushed instantly.
"Sister, what's wrong with you? Your face is so red?"
This time, Chen Xiao was puzzled, could it be that the old sister was sick?
I've been feeling weird today, blushing at every turn.
He raised his hand and touched Chen Xiaoxiao's forehead, but he didn't have a fever.
"Eh... the kitchen was too hot just now, I was cooking hot." Chen Xiaoxiao found an excuse, and lowered her head, not daring to look at Chen Xiao.
Chen Xiao didn't think much, his attention was on the system rewards.
The two siblings finished their lunch absently.
Chen Xiaoxiao went to wash the dishes, while Chen Xiao went to the utility room to find a tool for drawing symbols.
After searching around, I finally found a stack of yellow paper, a writing brush and a bottle of red ink.
Theoretically speaking, it is best to use Langhao pen, cinnabar and mahogany cards to draw talismans.
But the conditions are limited, and the family can hardly uncover the pot. How can there be such luxurious equipment.
The writing brush is made of bamboo.
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