The owner of the white matter shop, a concerned sister who scared me to tears

[Upstairs, you are wrong, it should be that there is no live broadcast in heaven! 】

In a row of comments, someone suddenly mentioned Baishipu again.

【Have any of you seen the Fengtian funeral shop?The boss is a handsome little brother! 】

[Who is free to visit the Baishipu? 】

[The owner of the funeral shop accurately predicted the departure of Brother Ku, why do I feel that something is wrong? 】

[Brother, you think too much, do you think reality is anime?Grim Reaper Online Ga people? 】

[Thinking carefully, I can only say that if I have more contact with the dead, I may really be able to predict some things. 】

【Damn it, I just scolded the Baishi shop owner, nothing will happen, right? 】

[Anyway, I've already deleted the comment, I don't want to go underground with Brother Cool! 】

[At first, I thought it was the owner of Baishipu advertising randomly, but now it seems that it is a precise positioning! 】

[Have you noticed that there is only one person on Brother Baishi's watch list, and that is Brother Ku! 】

【hiss!Think carefully! 】

[The weather is 37 degrees, why do I feel chilly! 】

I'm afraid Brother Ku didn't expect that after he died, he could still have a surge in traffic.

Although most people thought it was unlucky, some people still clicked on Chen Xiao's homepage out of curiosity.

When they found out that it was really a funeral shop, they all ran to Chen Xiao's top advertising post and left messages: [I have no intention of clicking on it, bad luck go away! 】

There are thousands of similar messages.

A small number of curious people clicked a follow.

Chapter 6

The next morning.

"Brother, wake up! You are on fire!"

A crisp and tender voice rang in Chen Xiao's ears, and a pair of slender jade hands shook his arm vigorously.

"Fire? Where is the fire?"

Chen Xiao woke up instantly and stood up straight, only to see Chen Xiaoxiao covering her mouth and laughing.

Chen Xiaoxiao is Chen Xiao's younger sister, but not her own.

Both of them were picked up by the former owner of Bai Shi Shop. After the old cheap dad passed away, the siblings were left to depend on each other.

"Brother, you are very angry."

Chen Xiaoxiao pointed to the small tent, covered her mouth and teased.

"Go, go, little girl, you don't know how to be shy at all, get out quickly."

Chen Xiao got back under the blanket in embarrassment, and waved his hands.

After finishing speaking, he immediately said again: "Wait, what did you just say was on fire? Whose house is on fire?"

"It's not that it's on fire, it's your Douyin that's on fire, with [-] fans!" Chen Xiaoxiao paused every word, and said seriously with a pretty face.

"Ten thousand followers? What's going on?"

Shocked, Chen Xiao got out of bed again, immediately picked up the phone, and when he turned on Douyin, he saw the message 99+ in the background.

After some understanding, I realized that it was the follow-up effect after the "Jiangcheng Parkour King" died.

"This wave of free advertisements is worth it!" Chen Xiao was in high spirits.

(successfully predicted a death)

(The first stage task progress: 1/3)

(You can get novice rewards after the task is completed)

Words suddenly appeared on the virtual screen, Chen Xiao was taken aback for a moment, and then looked forward to it.

——— There are rewards for co-authoring.

He thought it was a system for predicting death.

After a brief moment of excitement, Chen Xiao turned to Chen Xiaoxiao and said, "Go and play by yourself, I'll brush Douyin again."

Chen Xiaoxiao frowned, the old brother was not like this before, but since he inherited the white matter shop, he seldom went out, he would make origami figures or play with his mobile phone all day long.

Could it be that

Are you secretly looking at beautiful ladies while playing on your phone?

think of this,

Chen Xiaoxiao felt a little sympathetic to his elder brother.

He's obviously super handsome, not much worse than those movie stars, but he doesn't have a girlfriend until now, and stays with a bunch of paper figurines every day.

She once saw Chen Xiao staring at a girl paper figurine in a daze.

The eyes are straight, but don't hold back something wrong, right?

Chen Xiaoxiao suddenly thought of his little tent, and his face turned red.

The two grew up together. She is no stranger to small tents, but she never took them seriously until she became more sensible.

Before going out, Chen Xiaoxiao turned her head to look at Chen Xiao, seeing him staring at the phone and giggling, she couldn't help sighing.

Brother, this is going to be scrapped!

Then he thought, anyway, he is not biological to his elder brother, so why not just be his girlfriend?

"Bah bah bah! What am I thinking! We are brother and sister!"

With this thought, Chen Xiaoxiao's cheeks turned red quickly.

He glanced at Chen Xiao again, and was relieved to see that he hadn't moved.

but,

A certain string in her heart seemed to be plucked by someone, and she could no longer calm down.

It's like discovering a new continent.

Chen Xiao didn't know Chen Xiaoxiao's complicated thoughts at all.

He lay on the bed and started watching the video.

(Customer ID: Uncle Lu shows you the world, chance of death: 1%, cause of death: very small chance of choking on drinking water)

(Customer ID: Sister Lan is super pretty, chance of death: 1%, cause of death: there is a very small chance of accidents when taking the subway)

(Customer ID: recycling second-hand wife, chance of death: 10%, cause of death: small chance of running a red light and causing an accident)

……

After watching for a long time, the mortality rate was all lower than 10%.

"System, can it only show those with a death rate higher than 50%?" Chen Xiao asked in his heart.

The system did not answer, but the death prompt on the virtual screen disappeared.

Chen Xiao rowed for a while, and finally saw a potential customer.

This is a video of playing chess. An old man has been defeated repeatedly. This is his 199th defeat, and he is determined to win the next challenge.

The chess live broadcast is very boring, but with the gimmick of repeated defeats, it still attracts a group of fans, and many people want to see when he wins.

(Customer ID: Chess Match)

(Death chance: 80%)

(Cause of death: I hadn't won a game of chess in half a year, but I finally won today. I was overjoyed and had a heart attack. Life and death were hanging by a thread.)

(time of death: one hour later)

"Eighty percent death rate? Although it's not a must, it's already very high. Let's talk about advertising first."

Thinking about it, Chen Xiao clicked on the comment area to leave a message: [Fengtian funeral shop, a one-stop professional funeral service, you can get 8% off if you book in advance, and you can choose from a variety of packages, so you can worry-free after death]

Then he clicked on the homepage of "Chess Meets the Rival", clicked a follow, and sent an advertisement in a private message:

"Master, you are not young, and you have heart disease. It is right to book a set meal first. Fengtian Baishipu will make you worry-free after death. If you book in advance, you can get a [-]% discount!"

Undoubtedly, Chen Xiao's message was questioned by fans, and many people called it [unlucky].

Chen Xiao didn't care. Birth, old age, sickness and death are human nature. Everyone has a bad day. Everyone is unwilling to face this problem directly. He has nothing to say, but just laughs it off.

Coincidentally, just after he sent the private message, "Chess Match" started the live broadcast.

The uncle said: He will broadcast the whole game live.

Chen Xiao was not interested in playing chess, so he posted an advertisement in the barrage again, then swiped away.

When the uncle saw the advertisement and private message, he was so angry that he had a heart attack before he even played chess.

He lived to be more than 70 years old, and it was the first time that someone from Baishi Shop asked him to advertise!

Chen Xiao was scrolling through the short video, and Chen Xiaoxiao's voice came from outside the house.

"Brother, get up, wash up and have breakfast."

"understood."

Chen Xiao responded and got up yawning.

After simply eating breakfast, he continued to watch videos.

After Chen Xiaoxiao washed the dishes, she sat across from him and stared at him.

It seems that being my brother's girlfriend is also quite good.

He knows the basics, looks good, doesn't drink or smoke.

Apart from being a little lazy, a little bit home, and a little poor, there is nothing wrong with it.

Thinking of this, Chen Xiaoxiao's cheeks flushed again.

"What's wrong with you? Have a fever?" Chen Xiao frowned.

"No, no, I'm fine."

Chen Xiaoxiao spoke incoherently, got up in a panic, and ran back to her room.

"What's the matter with this girl? It's not very hot in the hall, is it?" Chen Xiao murmured puzzled.

But he changed his attention after a while, because potential customers were posted on Douyin again.

This is a delivery boy who is delivering food live.

The popularity of the live broadcast room is not high, only a few fans are chatting.

It's not easy for the delivery boy, and he wants to make more money to support his family by starting a live broadcast.

But these years live broadcasts are not so easy to do, often less than 10 people are popular, but he is still persisting, looking forward to becoming popular one day.

(Customer ID: Riding a donkey into the world)

(Death chance: 100%)

(Cause of death: Car accident)

(Time of death: within half an hour)

Chen Xiao posted a barrage:

[Fengtian funeral shop, one-stop professional funeral, 8% discount for advance booking, a variety of packages for you to choose, you will have no worries after you get married]

Afterwards, he clicked to follow and posted an advertisement in a private message:

"Brother, you have worked hard. The takeaway is risky. You need to be cautious about the funeral. Welcome to order the one-stop service of Fengtian Baishipu. If you book in advance, you can enjoy a [-]% discount."

Chapter 7

After sending the private message, Chen Xiao quit Douyin and put down his phone.