The owner of the white matter shop, a concerned sister who scared me to tears

———The visitors are Zhang’s father and daughter.

"Come on, come in and sit down." Chen Xiao greeted.

"No, no, no, today is the day of Yiwei month and Yihai in the year of Kuimao, a cloudy year and a cloudy day. You said that we will hold a funeral for Xiao Fan today." Zhang Youqian waved his hands repeatedly.

"Oh, yes, don't tell me I almost forgot, I'll set off as soon as I get ready, isn't Xiao Fan's house not far away?" Chen Xiao said.

"It's not far, it's in the countryside of this city." Zhang Youqian said.

"Okay, I'll change clothes."

Chen Xiao nodded and looked at Chen Xiaoxiao.

"Sister, I'm going to have a funeral, do you want to join me?" Chen Xiao asked.

"Of course!"

Chen Xiaoxiao nodded without hesitation.

Although their cheap father has no skills, he has a complete family, all kinds of Taoist uniforms, and he is full of style.

In the early years, he bluffed many dignitaries.

It's just that when we entered the age of science, all demons and monsters were defeated.

Baishipu gradually declined.

Soon.

Chen Xiao changed into a feather suit with a star crown, his face was like a crown of jade, and he was wearing a dignified and handsome young man.

Chen Xiaoxiao changed into a Taoist nun's attire.

The ancients have a poem that says: pupils cut water waist like a beam, a piece of black gauze wraps cold jade.

It describes the beauty of the Taoist nun.

Although Chen Xiaoxiao is young, she is like a clear lotus flower.

It can only be viewed from a distance, not to be profaned.

Seeing Chen Xiaoxiao, Zhang Yue felt a little envious, although she considered herself a beauty.

But compared with the former, the temperament of the two is very different.

The former is a fairy in the sky, and the latter is a mortal beauty.

Can't be compared.

"Mr. Zhang, I'm ready here, let's go." Chen Xiao said.

"Okay, two real people, please!"

Although Zhang Youqian had a broken arm and was wearing a plaster cast, he still struggled to raise his hand and made a "please" gesture.

Chen Xiao nodded slightly, activated the Qi Watching Technique, and swept across the two of them.

Zhang Youqian's imposing manner is like a rainbow, showing a dazzling golden color, which heralds great wealth and a smooth future.

Zhang Yue is much more interesting, first it is light red, and then bursts of purple, which is beyond words.

The light red symbolizes peace and wealth, and no worries about food and clothing, which is in line with her status as a daughter.

The subsequent purple symbolizes that her life will encounter a turning point and her fate will change suddenly.

Her fate is somewhat similar to that of Chen Xiaoxiao.

The reason for the sudden change in Chen Xiaoxiao's fate was Chen Xiao.

What about Zhang Yue?

Chen Xiao didn't know, and didn't want to know, he just smiled meaningfully.

Facing Chen Xiao's expression that seemed to be a smile but not a smile.

Zhang Yue touched her nose anxiously, she had the illusion of being seen through.

Zhang Youqian was much calmer, if Chen Xiao wanted to do something, he couldn't resist at all.

So I put my mind at ease.

Longteng Village.

This is a riverside fishing village.

In the early years, the villagers mainly lived on fishing.

After entering the 21st century, almost all the young people in the village went to work in the city, only some old and young women remained.

Xiao Fan's hometown is located here.

After negotiating with his family, it was finally decided that the funeral will be held in the village and he will be buried in the mountain behind the village.

"My son, you died so badly!"

"How can you have the heart to let my mother send a white-haired man to a black-haired man!"

"My son, you are so cruel."

Xiao Fan is not married yet, and is a single-parent family, with only an old mother and a younger brother.

His old mother was holding the urn and was crying.

His younger brother is tall and big, but he is a gangster. He bullies and dominates the market all day long in the village. Many people in the village are afraid of him.

Fan Di glanced fiercely at Zhang Youqian and his party.

When he saw Chen Xiaoxiao, he couldn't help showing an anxious expression. Such a beautiful girl, and a Taoist nun, almost satisfied all his XP.

When looking at Zhang Yue, he also flashed a look of astonishment, this is also a rare beauty.

Looking at the bodyguards behind Zhang Youqian again, he secretly shook his head.

He can't afford to mess with these people.

"Brother, do you really want to start a live broadcast?" Chen Xiaoxiao whispered.

"Of course, we run a funeral shop, and advertising is usually a one-stop way to promote funerals. Now that we are going to start business, we will naturally broadcast it live to fans." Chen Xiao said naturally.

Although Chen Xiaoxiao felt a little embarrassed.

But the elder brother said so, so she had no choice but to start the live broadcast.

The camera was aimed at Chen Xiao.

【sofa!Brother Baishi started the live broadcast!I am the first]

【Front row!Sell ​​melon seeds and peanut soda! 】

[Brother Baishi is so handsome in Taoist uniform!It feels a bit different from the traditional Taoist uniform]

[This is called Yuyi Xingguan, which is a kind of high-level Taoist clothing]

【Increased knowledge】

【The background looks like a mourning hall today, is Brother Baishi doing funeral things? 】

[I seem to hear someone crying for a funeral. Could it be that they are going through a funeral procession? 】

[Often I hear Brother Baishi promoting one-stop funeral services, this is the first time I read it today! 】

【Looking forward】

As soon as the live broadcast room was opened, countless fans poured in, and the popularity soared.

In less than 1 minute, it has reached 100 million popularity.

……

After the family members have finished crying for the funeral, relatives and friends will pay their respects.

Chen Xiao walked to the front of the stage, raised the whisk in his hand, and muttered:

"The supreme decree, surpassing Rugu, ghosts and ghosts, all four lives are blessed.... Order to save the others, and hurry to surpass life."

[Does anyone know what Brother Baishi read?The Diamond Sutra or the Great Compassion Mantra? 】

[It's terrible to be uneducated, this is the curse of rebirth]

【leave!Your compulsory education teaches the mantra of rebirth!I don't know if it's normal? 】

[Isn’t the rebirth mantra Buddhist?Brother Baishi wears a Taoist costume and recites Buddhist mantras? 】

[Another uneducated one, this is the Taoist version of the mantra of rebirth, from the "Taishang Three Caves Divine Mantra", which is said to have been handed down by Taishang Laozi]

【Increased knowledge】

There was a lot of discussion on the barrage, and many people who knew the goods kept speaking.

After chanting the mantra of death, Chen Xiao pulled out a death talisman.

The candlelight illuminates, and the talisman emits a burst of golden light.

Everyone in the mourning hall was stunned for a moment.

Bang!

The talisman suddenly burst into flames and ignited spontaneously.

[Fuck!Brother Bai Shi, bull beep! 】

[I just blinked, the talisman is on fire? 】

【Brother Baishi also knows magic】

[Correct me, this is called a spell! 】

【…】

The barrage flowed crazily.

Everyone in the mourning hall was also stunned. The golden light from the talisman just now was already miraculous. They didn't expect that one hand would spontaneously ignite, and they were really dumbfounded.

The old people in the village were so excited that they kowtowed again and again.

Originally, they thought that Chen Xiao should have little ability because he was young.

Unexpectedly, such a trick was shown, and they were instantly calmed down.

"It's just a little magic trick, what's the big deal." Fan Di muttered in a low voice, with a look of disdain.

"Don't talk nonsense!" His elder stared immediately.

"Cut~" Fan Di pouted contemptuously, without arguing.

Strangely, the smoke from the burning talisman was not blown away by the wind.

Instead, a white thread formed and flew into the coffin.

This made everyone completely dumbfounded.

This time Fan Di was also stunned, this can no longer be explained by magic, it is definitely in the category of metaphysics!

[Fuck!The smoke from this talisman also has automatic navigation? 】

[You're going to laugh at me to death, god damn automatic navigation]

[Brother Baishi makes a move, a bit of metaphysics is normal]

[The person in the coffin eats this cigarette, will he be reborn in the next life to be rich and powerful? 】

[Brother, you think a little too much, do you want to experiment?How about asking Brother Baishi to book a set meal? 】

【joke!joke! 】

This scene brought a lot of barrage, and more and more viewers poured into the live broadcast room.

It's broad daylight, and during working hours, the popularity of the live broadcast has exceeded 1000 million for an unprecedented time!

It can be seen that many people are fishing at work.

Chapter 23 Have a better attitude and find you a good grave

The transcendence ceremony is over.

Next came the coffin and burial.