The owner of the white matter shop, a concerned sister who scared me to tears

[Watch Bai Shige's live broadcast with pay!Stimulate! 】

[Brother Baishi still draws talismans today? 】

[Brother Baishi is so handsome! 】

[What kind of hot chicken and white matter, in the age of science, watch the live broadcast rationally! 】

[Heizi get rough! 】

[Strongly request Brother Baishi to give me a house manager, I will block every sunspot like this! 】

【Same request! 】

There are so many bullet screens that I can't see them at all.

"I won't be drawing symbols today, so let's take everyone to watch the video." Chen Xiao said.

[Swipe video?The anchor is making an international joke?Douyin with hundreds of thousands of fans? 】

[I like to look at it or not.roll! 】

The barrage was divided into two factions, and they quarreled.

Chen Xiao ignored it and swiped the video.

[Fuck, this is my mother's video, Brother Baishi is merciful!Don't pay attention! 】

[The anchor's hobbies are very special, why do you always get old ladies and old men? 】

[Brother Baishi is looking for potential clients? 】

[Brother Baishi is online, let the idlers stay away! 】

The barrage kept speaking.

(Customer ID: Fairy Xiaodan)

(Death chance: 89%)

(Cause of death: Depression, died of overdose of sleeping pills)

(Time of death: within twelve hours)

This is a beautiful ancient dance. The young lady is very beautiful, with a pair of bright eyes that seem to be able to talk, and she is so beautiful.

But no one expected that such an ancient beauty would suffer from depression and die soon.

Chen Xiao shook his head secretly, showing no regrets.

What about the prosperous appearance?

can't escape

Can't avoid it

Birth and death.

Chen Xiao liked the video, and then left a message: [Fengtian Burial Shop, a one-stop professional funeral![-]% off if you book in advance, we will serve you wholeheartedly! 】

After posting the message, he then clicked on the homepage, clicked a follow, and sent the same ad in a private message.

[Fuck!Little Dan is in danger! 】

[It's hopeless, Brother Bai Shi announced the death sentence of the little fairy in front of 100 million fans]

[Brother Baishi told you to die on the third watch, the King of Hades dare not keep you until the fifth watch!No matter how good-looking she is, she’s still just a pink skull, what a pity~]

[My little Dan fairy!My favorite ancient beauty!woo woo woo~~~]

[Does anyone know Fairy Xiaodan?Call her quickly, maybe there is still help! 】

[Upstairs, you call Fairy Xiaodan, maybe she thinks you are crazy]

[Forget it, Brother Baishi's official death, from now on you can only see Fairy Xiaodan in favorites]

[What a mess, just follow me, send a message and a private message to announce the death penalty?Do you really think you are the King of Hades? 】

【…】

It is difficult for many people to accept the disappearance of a living life, and of course many people question it.

The popularity of the live broadcast room is soaring, and at this time it has reached an astonishing 200 million!

The live broadcast of many big stars is just like this!

Chen Xiao ignored the barrage and continued to watch the video.

Not long after, a potential customer was swiped again.

(Customer ID: Brother Hao eats all over the world)

(Death chance: 92%)

(Cause of death: Long-term overeating, resulting in constant problems, big and small, and when he ate and drank again, he induced cerebral hemorrhage)

(Time of death: within 6 hours)

This is a well-known eating broadcast with more than 100 million fans. It often uses the theme of eating poor buffets, which attracts a large number of fans.

In the video, Brother Hao, who is as round as a ball, grabs a cuttlefish bigger than his palm and swallows it in one gulp.

After that, the pistol legs, abalone and lobster, and all kinds of meat are all boring.

The video is not long, only about two minutes long, but Brother Hao ate a basin of food.

[It turned out to be Brother Hao, I love watching him eat the buffet the most]

[Everything is boring, I have no appetite at all, I really don't understand what you like about him]

[This person must be at least three hundred catties?The cheeks are black, like corpse plaques, it is not a long-lived person at first glance]

[Brother Hao is from a construction site. He used to broadcast bricks on the construction site, but now he has finally become popular. What’s wrong with eating something good?I see you are all jealous! 】

The barrage is discussing passionately.

Chen Xiao clicked a thumbs up, and then left a message: [Fengtian funeral shop, a one-stop professional funeral!Book in advance and enjoy a [-]% discount! 】

Then click on the homepage, click follow, and private message the advertisement.

[It's over!Brother Hao dies! 】

[Brother Hao also said in the last live broadcast that he would take fans to try the buffet box lunch in Northeast China tonight, it seems that there is no chance]

[Here comes this trick again, can a living person be cursed to death with just a click of attention?If it can be done, I will broadcast Chixiang live! 】

[Screen shot, waiting for you to live broadcast Eat Xiang, if you don't eat at that time, the whole network will hang you]

[Let's talk about it, let's talk about it, don't engage in cyberbullying, let's watch the live broadcast in a civilized manner]

As if the death of "Brother Hao" was announced, many fans were heartbroken, but there was nothing they could do.

Chen Xiao swiped for another half an hour, but did not find any potential customers.

"That's the end of today's live broadcast."

After speaking, he downcasted at the speed of light.

It's not because of anything else, it's just that there are guests at home, and Zhang Youqian's voice came from outside the house:

"Is the real person at home? Zhang is visiting."

Chapter 16 Belief in Science

Zhang Youqian came in in a wheelchair, and the person pushing the wheelchair was his wife and daughter.

"True man! There is no way to repay your kindness and virtue! Please be respected by Zhang!"

Seeing Chen Xiao, Zhang Youqian knelt down excitedly.

But because one arm was broken and unable to support it, it almost rolled down like a ball.

"Mr. Zhang, what are you doing?"

Chen Xiao was startled, and quickly stepped forward to help him up.

His wife and daughter were also startled and hurried to support him.

although,

Zhang Youqian usually treats people with humility and courtesy.

But it has never been like today, when they meet, they salute.

They even had an illusion, as if what Zhang Youqian worshiped was not a human being, but a god!

"Really, thank you so much! If it weren't for your talisman, Zhang would never be able to see you again." Zhang Youqian said excitedly with reddened eyes.

"You're welcome, you bought it with money, and we have a normal transaction, so there's nothing to thank you for." Chen Xiao waved his hand.

"Father, are the talismans you mentioned the ones you bought before?" Zhang Nu asked in a low voice.

"How can those talismans be compared with real people's spiritual talismans? Spiritual talismans, they are all truly blessed with magic power! How can it be the same?" Zhang Youqian shook his head and said seriously.

"Dad~, didn't I tell you a long time ago, you have to believe in science! Talismans and talismans are all lies, how could they have any effect?" Zhang Nu curled her lips and said.

"Tongyan Wuji! Xiaoyue, shut up now!"

Zhang Youqian was taken aback, quickly covered his daughter's mouth, and smiled apologetically: "Really, this is the little girl Zhang Yue, you must not be familiar with her, she is just a little girl who hasn't grown up yet."

"I'm going to college soon, I'm not a little girl, and what I said is correct, as for being so surprised?" Zhang Nu pulled Zhang Youqian's hand away, dissatisfied.

"Qianyuan is right. Now is a scientific society. If there is any magical talisman that doesn't work, you must believe in science!" Chen Xiao nodded in agreement.

Zhang Youqian was stunned when he heard this.

Don't be surprised if someone else said that.

But these words came out of Chen Xiao's mouth.

It's like a cultivator, while flying with a sword, telling you: Believe in science!

"You see, the handsome guys say it's fake." Zhang Yue pursed her lips and gave her father a blank look.

While speaking, she glanced around the room and saw all kinds of sacrificial supplies, she couldn't help asking curiously: "Handsome guy, is your house really a funeral shop?"

"That's right, the beauty wants to buy some candles and ingots, or is it a set meal?

Fengtian Baishi Shop provides one-stop professional funeral services, and you can get a [-]% discount if you book in advance.

You are so beautiful, I can make an exception and give you a [-]% discount. "

Chen Xiao said with a half-smile.

"...Really, Xiaoyue doesn't need it, does she?"

Zhang Youqian was startled again, and said hastily.

"Dad, why are you so surprised again?"

Zhang Yue frowned first, and then said with a smile, "Handsome, you are so humorous. You can provide one-stop funeral services, and you can make reservations in advance? But I don't need it, I'm still young."

"You won't be able to use it for the time being, but it will be useful sooner or later, and it's not uncommon to make an early reservation." Chen Xiao shrugged.

Hearing this, Zhang Youqian heaved a sigh of relief, and quickly changed the subject: "Really, I don't know...do you still have talismans for sale?"

"Spiritual talismans are only sold to those who are destined. If you are destined, you can buy them in my live broadcast room next time." Chen Xiao shook his head.

"I understand." Zhang Youqian nodded thoughtfully.

"Father, why did you mention the talisman again?" Zhang Yue said.

"Shut up! Don't interrupt children when adults are talking!" Zhang Youqian glared at her.

Zhang Yue opened her small cherry mouth, wanting to say something, but faced with Zhang Youqian's shocked gaze, she had to shut it shut.

But then she glanced at Chen Xiao resentfully. Just now, she said that she should believe in science, and then she turned around and sold the talisman to her father?

"Then... real man, when do you think it would be more appropriate to hold Xiao Fan's funeral?" Zhang Youqian asked.

"Three days later, the day of Yiwei month and Yihai in the year of Kuimao, the day of the moon and the moon in the cloudy year, is a good auspicious day for funerals and travel." Chen Xiao said after counting.

"Okay, you'll have to work hard then." Zhang Youqian nodded heavily.

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"Father, you insisted on leaving the hospital regardless of your health, only to meet the owner of the funeral shop? Although he is handsome and humorous, it's not worth your trouble, is it?"