The owner of the white matter shop, a concerned sister who scared me to tears

The owner of Baishipu, a concerned sister Zhou who scared me to tears Author: Concentrate on coding

Summary:

Traveling through the parallel world, Chen Xiao inherited a funeral shop.

One time to swipe the video, swipe to a parkour anchor.

A virtual screen appeared in front of my eyes:

(Customer ID: Jiangcheng Parkour King)

(Death chance: 100%)

Chen Xiao paid attention and left a message: Fengtian Baishi Shop, a one-stop professional funeral service, 8% off if you book in advance!

An hour later, the anchor died.

Netizens are stupid!

Call for accurate advertising!

After doing this several times, the netizens were stunned, who is the contemporary Reaper Online?

One day, Chen Xiao saw Sister Zhou's live broadcast, and a follower made Sister Zhou cry.

Chapter 1 Traveling through time, opening a funeral shop

"Fengtian Burial Shop, a one-stop professional funeral service."

"Fengshui in the cemetery, good and bad funeral, ceremonial caravan, customized paper figurines... I will serve you wholeheartedly."

"You are welcome to call, 138..."

In Jiangcheng, a suburban crossroads, in an old, dilapidated residential building, Chen Xiao edited a profile and uploaded it to his Douyin APP personal homepage.

Now is the era of short videos, and all walks of life are trying to gain traffic and expand revenue by making short videos.

Chen Xiao is no exception.

It has been half a year since I traveled to this parallel world named Blue Star.

Ever since Chen Xiao inherited this Fengtian funeral shop, the business in the shop has become extremely sloppy.

After all, the funeral industry like Baishipu is different from other industries, and there are no repeat customers in this industry...

All the guests were basically entrusted by their families to come and be buried in peace.

In the short term, it is unlikely that there will be multiple deaths in a family, so business will become increasingly difficult.

In desperation, Chen Xiao adhered to the principle that mosquito legs are also meat, and independently learned how to make short videos such as video editing and post-dubbing, and registered many website accounts, just to advertise his funeral shop.

Looking to increase revenue by acquiring customers online.

After all, the shop is located in the suburbs, and there is not much traffic at ordinary times. If he doesn't want to find a way to expand his business, he may become the first time traveler in history to starve to death.

Normally, Chen Xiao would occasionally broadcast a live broadcast to chat with water friends for a while, but unfortunately, the popularity has been quite bleak.

There are only a dozen or so uncles and aunts in his live broadcast room all year round, and they come to accompany Chen Xiao to brag for a while when they have nothing to do.

Although there are some elderly people who have no children under their knees, finding Chen Xiao in advance is also to prepare for an emergency and to prepare for the future.

But it's impossible for Chen Xiao to urge others to belch earlier to make things easier, right?

This is the embarrassment of the funeral industry, other industries can sell services or goods.

Only the funeral industry... Not only can't take the initiative to sell to customers, but they even have to wish people good luck and longevity...

But if everyone is really happy and happy, everyone in this business will have to burp!

No, after Chen Xiao edited the profile of Douyin's homepage, he was surprised to find that a dance anchor lady who followed him last night actually unfollowed him.

And also sent a message in a private message that made Chen Xiao want to cry without tears.

User-Rabbit was so anxious that he bit someone and sent you a private message: [I paid attention to you because you look handsome, but I didn't expect you to be a funeral worker... What a bad luck, I'll close it and say goodbye, never see you again! 】

Chen Xiao smiled helplessly. Many people do have discrimination and prejudice against this special industry, and there is nothing to do about it.

Only bigger and stronger!As long as he earns enough money, no one will care how he got started!

Chen Xiao quickly put aside the words of the dance hostess, and began to scan short videos to actively seek business opportunities.

Douyin has the same city function, which can filter out users in the same city for him.

After paying attention to some elderly people who are not in good health, Chen Xiao will take the initiative to attack each other, and ask each other for a while, and when they get to know each other well, they will occasionally open a live broadcast to invite grandparents to enter the live broadcast room to chat about their lives.

Big data thieves are powerful these days, the more you look at something, the more you will be pushed.

So much so that when other people of the same age watch short videos, they are all young ladies with fair skin, beautiful black silk and long legs.

And Chen Xiao's short video app...is different from others - he always goes to various parks to practice Tai Chi for fitness.

Or an aunt who dances in the square.

Or it is an old man who walks birds, drinks tea, raises flowers and plays chess.

This is not bad, more often, what Chen Xiao brushes up is the sick old man who goes in and out of the hospital every three days, lamenting that the older he gets, the worse his health becomes.

But Chen Xiao doesn't care, he is now focused on making the funeral shop a good job!

After watching the video for a while, Chen Xiao randomly selected a few lucky guys to comment.

As a result, after seeing his information, people responded one after another telling him to go away!

【Let me see you early in the morning?what!Leave far away! 】

[Don't get involved!Although my mother is 68, she is in very good health!No need to bury a dragon! 】

[Young man, listen to people's persuasion to eat enough, what's wrong with being young, you have to do this!Tsk tsk...]

[What a young man, why did he do something for nothing? 】

……

Most people don't like to see Chen Xiao very much.

Normally, he doesn't bother arguing with others in this situation, and just moves his little finger to swipe away and continue to swipe the next video.

Just at this moment, a video with millions of likes appeared in front of Chen Xiao!

As we all know, the push logic of short videos depends entirely on the user's usage habits, and it is unlikely to recommend video content that users do not usually pay attention to.

But there are exceptions, such as popular videos that have already gone viral, or video bloggers actively spend money to buy and post them.

Otherwise, it is the short video company's attempt to upgrade the algorithm of blue ocean users. These exceptions will cause a user who has never watched food videos to see eating and broadcasting.

It will also let users who never watch side-by-side videos see stunners.

This is the case with the video that Chen Xiao is viewing now.

He never watches videos of outdoor challenges and extreme sports, but there is a frightening picture above the video.

In the video, a spirited guy wearing jeans, sneakers, a black windbreaker, and long artistic hair is holding a selfie stick and standing on the top floor of a building several hundred meters high.

He sat on the edge of the roof with his legs dangling in the air, holding a selfie stick in one hand and waving vigorously at the screen of his mobile phone with the other, enthusiastically introducing his location.

"Hi, family members, this is the 99th extreme sports video I recorded. After the video is recorded, it is expected to be sent to all my social media platform accounts within three days. Please give a lot of likes and comments. Retweet~ I love you guys, I love you~"

"My family, you can see that I am currently on the top floor of the Binjiang Building, the tallest building in Jiangcheng. It is 370 meters long! It is the tallest building I have parkoured on!"

"Next, I will put my phone on the hat and take you to experience the feeling of running freely at an altitude of 380 meters!"

Immediately afterwards, the anchor with ID: Jiangcheng Parkour King directly mounted his mobile phone on the head-mounted bracket hat, and ran and jumped on the edge of the roof at the top of the building!

During the period, strong winds whizzed by, and very thrilling scenes appeared several times.

Chen Xiao almost thought this guy would fall!Fortunately, he regained his balance in time.

"This is simply a blatant attempt to die!"

Chen Xiao couldn't help sighing, it's really not advisable to rely on this kind of video that may make a mistake at any time to attract people's attention in such a good time.

Maybe this Jiangcheng parkour king has succeeded countless times before, but if he makes a mistake once, he will fall to pieces.

He wouldn't give praise to this kind of person, wouldn't this encourage unhealthy tendencies.

Just when Chen Xiao was about to continue scrolling the video, a cold voice sounded in his mind, and a data panel slowly appeared in front of his eyes.

Chapter 2 Detect the dead, take the initiative to attack!

(The system has been bound successfully.)

(Detection that the dead are about to appear)

(Customer ID: Jiangcheng Parkour King)

(Death chance: 100%)

(Cause of death: 99 times before shooting extreme parkour videos, and passed by death many times. The deceased will unfortunately stumble and fall to death in the live parkour one hour later. The cause of the accident is multiple factors, 'dizziness caused by hypoglycemia' , 'inattention caused by lack of sleep', 'lack of energy when performing high-risk actions on the edge of the roof', etc...)

(Time of death: 1 hour later.)

The transparent data panel in front of him, as well as the artificial intelligence-like voice in his mind, all reminded Chen Xiao of a fact.

He has a system!

Chen Xiao, who read many online articles, naturally understood what the system was. He was only slightly surprised, and then turned his attention to checking the information of the deceased.

It seems that the function of this system is to automatically detect the dead for him!

Moreover, the parkour king of Jiangcheng in the video has already shot extreme parkour videos 99 times before. This guy is really lucky.

Nothing happened until the 100th time!

The accident causes given by the system, such as hypoglycemia, lack of sleep, etc., are small problems that are not enough to cause death for ordinary people, as long as they are treated in time.

But it was this small problem that was easily overlooked by everyone that led to the death of the parkour king of Jiangcheng.

However, the time of death was an hour later, which made Chen Xiao a little curious.

Chen Xiao immediately clicked on the profile picture of Jiangcheng Parkour King, entered his personal homepage, and clicked a follow first.

Jiangcheng Parkour King already has 30 fans, but Chen Xiao doesn't envy him at all. This is all the traffic that he earns his life, and he is afraid that the money will be earned but not spent.

Sure enough, the other party has updated 99 extreme parkour videos.

Chen Xiao randomly swiped a few videos, and each video was extremely thrilling, and he narrowly escaped death.

If someone else goes up, I'm afraid I can't even last three videos.

This parkour king actually had to die a hundred times before being accepted by Hades, which is enough to show the depth of his blessing...

It's a pity that I don't cherish it.

At this moment, Chen Xiao was surprised to find that the Jiangcheng Parkour King had actually started broadcasting.

He quickly entered the other party's live broadcast room.

As expected of a blogger with millions of likes on the video, there were thousands of people in the live broadcast room as soon as the broadcast started, and the popularity continued to grow.

In the live broadcast room, at this moment, by the rooftop of Binjiang Building.

The spirited guy whose ID is Jiangcheng Parkour King is on the edge of the roof of the Binjiang Building, with traffic as small as ants under his feet.

The strong wind blows the spirited young man's long hair fluttering, and there is a kind of messy beauty in the wind.

Seeing the fans pouring into the live broadcast room, the spirited guy almost laughed crookedly.

While greeting the audience enthusiastically, the young man thanked the boss for his airplane rocket Ferrari.

[Whoever is the craziest in outdoor parkour, recognize the parkour king of Jiangcheng!Come on Cool Brother, I look forward to the day you go to the world! 】

[Cool brother is the coolest, cool brother is the most handsome!It's finally on air!Give us some excitement today, I will give you a gift! 】

[Brother's new hairstyle is so cool, I love it so much, can you read the private message, I have my contact information...]

[Wow, Binjiang Building, are you going to live broadcast parkour at an altitude of more than 300 meters today?Looking forward to Ing~]

This group of people who praised Jiangcheng parkour king in the barrage were basically old fans, and they were sure of his strength.

But there are also many people who just watch it with the mentality that it has nothing to do with themselves. Some people work hard to live broadcast, and they enjoy watching it. Even if something happens, they don't need to be responsible.