Hands on hips, scolding Lin Tian angrily!

Then, Sha Niu even rushed over, ready to beat Lin Tian, ​​seeing her momentum, she didn't seem to be lying.

Damn it, it's worth it! !

Uncle can bear it, but aunt can't bear it either!

"Enter the expression state option function, I choose hi, I choose hi, don't make a mistake."

Without hesitation, Lin Tian hurriedly spoke loudly, as if I was afraid of you.

brush--

In an instant, Sha Niu transformed into a well-behaved, cute, quiet girl, her angry expression disappeared, and there was a sweet smile on her face.

This transformation was so fast that it was completed in the blink of an eye. Lin Tian had to sigh with emotion that this technology was also against the sky.

"Brother Xiaotian, is there anything silly girl can do for you?"

A pleasant voice sounded, but it was Silly Girl who spoke, with a questioning look in her eyes, very humane, just like a real person.

"Silly girl, what functions do you have?"

Although Lin Tian already knew it in his heart, he still asked. He wanted to hear the silly girl say it in person, so that he would feel at ease.

After all, those functions are too dreamy!

Even dreaming, I dare not do that!

"Brother Xiaotian, silly girl has many functions."

Hearing this, the silly girl smiled sweetly, then stretched out her right hand a little, and a screen appeared out of thin air in front of her, and then said:

"Enter Function Options:

1: Communication function!

2: Traffic function!

3: Analyzing Human Emotional Functions!

4: Computer function!

5: Social order maintenance function!

6: Memory function!

7: Virtual world function!

8: Business planning service function!

9: Formatting function!

10: Medical function!

11: The Ultimate Battle Feature!

12: Space-time shuttle function!

13: Stealth function!

14: Love love features!

15: Change function! "

Lin Tian smacked his tongue secretly, his eyes full of excitement and anticipation as the various functions were spoken from the silly girl's mouth.

"Amazing, my girl!"

Lin Tian praised without hesitation.Hearing what Sha Niu said in person now, he felt unprecedentedly comfortable, and great pride arose in his heart.

have such a powerful phone

The world is so big, there is nowhere to go!

At the same time, I also feel that our country is really strong, capable of cultivating such powerful scientific researchers and researching such powerful silly girls!

It is worthy of being the largest country in the world today!

In all aspects, it crushes other countries in all aspects!

"It's really amazing. My favorite is the last six functions, especially the space-time travel. That's what I dream of!"

Lin Tian said with emotion.

The last six functions are all his favorites. As for the first functions, although they are also very powerful, they are dispensable and not so overbearing.

Especially the space-time shuttle is the best among them. In the past, Lin Tian dreamed of going back to the past, but he knew that it was impossible.

But now, it can be realized!

"Brother Xiaotian, what function do you want to choose?"

At this time, a pleasant voice sounded, Lin Tian quickly came back to his senses, frowned, and fell into deep thought.

After a while, he stretched his brows, he already had some calculations in his heart, and then slowly opened his mouth and said:

"Silly girl, turn on the communication function and call my master."

"Okay Brother Xiaotian, I have called your master, do you need video access?"

"Access!"

beep-

Then, a beep sounded, and in the mid-air in front of Lin Tian, ​​a screen was projected, and a picture slowly appeared on it. The picture showed that in a virgin forest, on a boulder, there was an old man with white hair and a childlike face, Sitting cross-legged and meditating.

The old man looked to be six or seventy years old, but he had white hair and a childlike face, and was dressed in a white robe, like a master of Taoism.

It's like a fairy descending to earth.

But at this time, the old man's body rang his ringtone:

'I can't afford to be hurt, I really can't afford to be hurt, I hurt you until I was in the dark, I called you, why didn't you answer, I hate you so much that I can't forget...'.

"Hahaha, shit, the song hasn't been changed for hundreds of years, and the old man doesn't know what to think."

Looking at the picture on the screen, Lin Tian couldn't help but smile knowingly, seeing the old man, he felt extraordinarily happy.

In those years, the old man treated him like his own son, not because of relatives, but also taught him all kinds of skills. This kindness is simply beyond the sky.

Those few years of practicing martial arts with the old man were also his happiest time.It can't be compared with the orphanage.

"Hey! Who?"

On the screen, the old man took out his mobile phone and saw an unknown number displayed, so he connected and asked.

"Old man, it's me!"

Lin Tian shouted to the screen in the air.

"Damn! Little bastard, it's you. You've been fooling around for a few years, and your wings are hardened. Even the master doesn't bark anymore. When you come back, I'll see if the old man doesn't break your dog legs!"

Knowing that it was Lin Tianhou, the old man immediately cursed angrily, even pointed fingers, and seemed quite agitated.

But Lin Tian knew that the old man didn't mean to blame him, on the contrary, he cared too much about him, which made him look like this.

"Master, I am calling you today to tell you that I will be away for a few days, and I may not be able to be reached, so don't panic.

Remember to take care of your health! "

Lin Tian said seriously.Now that he got Sha Niu, he is going to go back to ancient times to have fun, but he doesn't know if he can talk in ancient times.

So Lin Tian wanted to tell the old man, otherwise the old man would not be able to contact him and mistakenly thought he was dead.

How sad the old man was!

He is already old, Lin Tian can't bear his sadness.

"You son of a bitch, where are you going? Will it be dangerous? Do you want to come and learn from me for a few years before going out? I will pass on to you those magical powers. The incorruptible body... I will pass it on to you, so I can rest assured!

In short, if you are in danger, you can’t go, the old man is already old, and he is still waiting for you to take care of me…”

Hearing Lin Tian's words at first, the old man suddenly felt something bad, so he quickly tried to persuade him.

In these years, he basically knew what Lin Tian did, and he was always on tenterhooks, worried that something would happen to Lin Tian.

Now, after hearing Lin Tian's words, although there was nothing wrong with what he said, the old man had a faint feeling that Lin Tian was not doing simple things.

"Master, don't worry, this disciple has a sense of proportion, there will be no danger, that's all, take care!"

Lin Tian said with some red eyes.

Although the man did not flick his tears easily, the conversation with the old man clearly touched Lin Tian's weakness.

"You boy...".

beep-

After hearing Lin Tian's words, the old man was about to reprimand him, but the signal was cut off.

He knew that Lin Tian, ​​a bastard, must have hung up on him again.

"Master, don't worry, I will definitely come back to take care of you in the future."

Looking at the screen, the kind old man had tears in his eyes, Lin Tian couldn't help but feel his heart twitch, and murmured.

Afterwards, the aerial image was turned off.

"Silly girl, with the space-time travel function, what age can you travel to at most? Will there be any danger on the road?"

At this time, Lin Tian turned to silly girl and asked.

"Brother Xiaotian, according to the data, it can only travel to 2000 years ago at most. As for whether there will be danger on the road, since it has not been tested yet, the silly girl does not know."

"But in theory, there is no danger!"

Hearing this, in Sha Niu's eyes, the green light was overwhelming, and a string of code data flicked across, obviously analyzing the data.

However, according to her analysis, the space-time shuttle function can only travel to more than 2000 years ago at most. As for whether there is any danger on the road, she doesn't know.

After all, she is just a mobile phone!

It can only go according to the function set by the program, and can only be deduced according to theory, and she doesn't know anything else.

"So that's the case, but more than 2000 years ago, it's okay. Just go to the palace to get some oil and water, and it's all very valuable. If you dig a scene, there may be a lot of priceless treasures!"

Lin Tian murmured thoughtfully.

In this regard, he expressed his satisfaction.

You know, the price of antique cultural relics more than 2000 years ago has always been high. If it appeared in modern times, every piece would be a heavenly rank!

Even a broken cup that looks tattered, or a half-broken saber, can be sold to heaven!

If he went to that era and took the new one directly, the undamaged one directly, the value

Simply immeasurable!

"Brother Xiaotian, are you going to the ancient Taoist screen to steal something? This is illegal."

At this time, Silly Girl asked curiously, while Lin Tian nodded silently.

Nonsense, go to ancient times without fishing for oil and water

Then what are you going to do?

Lin Tian was speechless!

"Brother Xiaotian, a silly girl can't help you do bad things. Once you help you do something that violates morals and violates the law, it will be recognized by the system, and the silly girl's system will also crash.

In this way, you will not be able to come back! "

However, what Sha Niu said was like a bucket of ice water being poured on his head, and he instantly felt chilled in his heart.

Actually, can't do bad things?

Then why go to ancient times?

Lin Tian felt uncomfortable in his heart, but soon, he seemed to recall some information. It seemed that there had been an introduction in this regard, but he couldn't remember it for a while.

"Silly girl, that should limit the number of times, right? And 'picking up' treasures, shouldn't it be illegal?"

Lin Tian asked thoughtfully.

"Yes, you can break the law up to ten times. Once the number is exceeded, the system program will self-destruct, the whole system will crash, and the silly girl will no longer exist."

"However, if it is a treasure that was picked up, theoretically, it is not considered a violation!"

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