Zhang San performed supernormally and sent in the hammer

When I quit the live broadcast room before, there were not many followers.

After entering the live broadcast software at this moment, Zhang San was stunned for a moment.

The number of my own followers has reached hundreds of thousands.

But maybe because of this time period, not at night, few people are free.

A few minutes after Zhang San opened the live broadcast room, there were only more than 100 viewers.

This is because these people clicked on the broadcast notification.

Otherwise, less.

[Lawyer Zhang, you are finally online. 】

[Since watching the video of you sending the hammer hammer in with your extraordinary performance. 】

[I pay special attention to your live broadcast room, just to learn a little trick about going to prison every day from you. 】

[No, I made a mistake. 】

[It is to learn more legal knowledge. 】

Chapter 054 I Didn’t Expect to Have a Mine at Home, I’m Still a Mine Master

"This netizen really knows how to joke."

"But legal knowledge, you really need to learn more."

"Because there are many times when I commit a crime without knowing it."

"I have encountered a case before."

"I only found out about the crime after I checked the information."

"A restaurant."

"Two wells were drilled, no tap water, no official water."

"I dug two wells to steal water."

"Everyone said, what should be the crime?"

[Convicted of theft. 】

【Because he stole it privately. 】

"wrong."

"There is a dry well on the side of the road, surrounded by grass, but there is water in it. You poke it with a bamboo pole a few times, and you will find water flowing out of it."

"You use a water pump to pump water for home use, that's called theft."

"So illegal mining should be charged."

[Damn, water is mine? 】

[Lawyer Zhang, you're not kidding me, are you? 】

[If it is really a mine, then can I brag everywhere, saying that my family has mines, and there are quite a few mines, ten mines. 】

"The bottled drinking water you usually buy at the canteen."

"What's written on it?"

"Write mineral water!"

"Do you think it is a mine?"

[It turns out that it is really a mine. 】

[I didn't expect that I was still a mine master. 】

[Tomorrow when I go to my girlfriend's house to propose marriage, when her mother asks about my family situation. 】

[I just said that there are ten mines in my family. 】

[If she later says that I lied to her, I will show her Lawyer Zhang's video. 】

"You can try it."

"Maybe it will be done."

"Okay, the next knowledge point."

"There was a man who ate a pheasant nine years ago. Of course, this pheasant is a wild chicken, not the chicken you think."

"After eating, he hung the pheasant feathers in the living room to show off."

"Someone saw it later, took a photo and posted it online."

"Saw by the police."

"May I ask if you can catch him now?"

[Pheasant is not a protected animal. 】

[Definitely can't catch him. 】

"Have you eaten?"

"If you have eaten it, go and surrender yourself."

"Although the pheasant is a chicken, it is a second-class protected animal."

"If you eat one, you will be sentenced to up to five years in prison."

"How long is the statute of limitations for a fixed-term imprisonment of less than five years?"

"ten years."

"And the one I just mentioned, the one who ate pheasant nine years ago."

"Has the statute of limitations expired?"

"Never had."

"You can still sue."

"So eating pheasant is also against the law."

"Everyone before the video, are you already looking up the last time you ate pheasant, when was it?"

【correct. 】

[However, what I just found out is that the chicken I ate last time was not the pheasant you mentioned. 】

[It is a domestic chicken that costs money. 】

[That kind of chicken that is eaten once for a few hundred yuan, no matter how you eat it, it will not constitute the crime of eating wild animals. 】

"It does not constitute the crime of eating wild animals."

"But if you are caught, you must be detained for at least 5 days. If you are a frequent visitor, the circumstances are serious and you will be detained for more than 10 days and less than 15 days."

【Amitabha. 】

【Good good good good! 】

[Benefactor, if you speak up and aboveboard, someone will definitely supervise you. 】

[I still don't want to eat in the future. 】

[Tell me the address, and let the old monk help you suffer. 】

【fart. 】

[I intend to go to the eighteenth floor of hell after death. 】

[I don't need you to help me replace this crime. 】

[Lawyer Zhang, please continue talking. 】

"Then I will continue."

"Tell me something close to your actual life."

"In recent years, everyone has lived a good life and likes to travel abroad."

"But I would like to remind everyone that valuables purchased from foreign countries must be declared."

"My buddy's buddy likes to collect watches."

"I brought a watch from overseas."

"But no declaration."

"At last he was caught."

"Guess how much that watch is?"

[I have seen the world. 】

[About 100 million. 】

"Guess again."

【200. 】

"Be bold and continue to guess upwards."

[Could it be 300 million? 】

"3000."

[Sorry, I haven't seen the world. 】

[Lawyer Zhang, please continue talking, when I was farting just now. 】

"Then let's guess again, how much is the amount of tax evasion?"

【600. 】

"That's right, it's 600 million."

"But there are a lot of people who don't want to pay."

"Because everyone thinks it's too much."

"If you don't pay it, it may constitute the crime of smuggling ordinary goods."

"Once this crime is committed, the penalty will be more than 10 years."

"And you have to confiscate your watch."

"A fine will be imposed."

"So everyone pay attention."

"It's still safe for people like me who don't wear a watch."

"Okay, let's talk about that much for today."

"Talking too much, I'm afraid everyone won't be able to digest it."

"If you have any questions, you can ask."

[Lawyer Zhang. 】

[I had a case here before. 】

[Li Si's daughter fell into the water. He is very good at swimming, and everyone in the village knows it. 】

[But he just didn't save his daughter. 】

[Still standing aside and staring. 】

[Zhao Liu from the village passed by and saw it, and asked Li Si to save people quickly. 】

[Li Si heard, can you control it? 】

【Is this yours? 】

[Zhao Liu hears this and beats Li Si. 】

[And said to Li Si, can't you get down to save people? 】