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"So, you came too—to push him?"

asked the heads of Guizhou.

Liu Bang: "... Heh - what is pushing?"

"That's it!" Someone demonstrated to him.

Everyone in Liu Bang was dumbfounded, no wonder the door of Zhang Er's house was closed tightly.

This is too bad, right?

"No! You are Zhang Er's friend! I have met you several times!!"

"This kid is lying, he also believes in destiny, let's push him together!!"

Suddenly, Qianshou recognized Liu Bang.

Liu Bang was so frightened that his legs trembled, and he quickly said: "Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding!"

"To be honest, I'm here too—to push him!"

The heads of Guizhou were a little disbelieving and said:

"Then how do you prove it?"

"Since you said you came to push him, then push it to us!"

"If you don't dare, hehe, don't blame us for being rude!"

Liu Bang looked at the big yellow teeth of the heads of Guizhou, and he could imagine the tone and taste in them!

He came to Zhang Er's door in three steps at a time.

Tuk tuk - knocked on the door.

Inside, a haggard voice came from Zhang Er, "Who is it?"

"I, Liu Ji!" Liu Bang said.

He is the third eldest in his family, so he is also called Liu Ji.

"Brother Liu Ji, why are you here?"

"Wait a minute, I'll open the door for you."

As Zhang Er was talking, he suddenly thought of something, and asked cautiously, "Is there...is there anyone else outside?"

Liu Bang looked at the eyes of the heads of Guizhou around him, gritted his teeth and said, "No!"

With a creak, the door opened.

Liu Bang was outside the door "Oh--" for a long time, and when the door was pushed open, he directly "pushed" vigorously, and a mouthful of thick phlegm directly stuck to Zhang Er's eyes.

Zhang Er: ...

Liu Ji of my Cao Nima! !

You gave birth to a son without an asshole! ! !

……five.

Chapter 121 Xia Shangqing, I Forbid You To Say That About Yourself! !

Not only Zhang Er, Chen Yu and many other remnants of the Six Kingdoms have been "pushed" by the leaders of Guizhou and dare not go out...

Xia Manman in Xianyang City didn't know about these things.

The joys and sorrows of people are not connected! !

Zhang Er and other remnants of the Six Kingdoms are suffering, but Xia Manman is going to visit her daughter-in-law again.

Two of Xia An's three assignments this time were assigned to him and Xia Wuqie.

Huoxiang Zhengqi water and aphrodisiac powder.

In only three or four days, Xia Manman and Xia Wuqiu finished both homework!

Then His Majesty the First Emperor gave them another assignment...

Like the ministers, write articles!

Xia Manman was embarrassed after hearing this.

He can't write any articles, he is very good at writing prescriptions.

But can this thing be written casually?

It must be impossible! !

Until His Majesty the First Emperor told him that there is no need to be polite when writing the big "[-]" in vernacular.

But Xia Manman still felt a little embarrassed...

He can't write articles in plain language!

Even the reply to Xia An was written by him and His Majesty the First Emperor.

He can write it himself, but Xia Manman has such an advantage: he will never show off, and he is very self-aware! !

Being able to write and being able to write are completely different concepts!

The First Emperor Yingzheng saw him as silly, and secretly asked him some questions:

"You can't brag? You can brag about Daqin! Brag about Daqin and Guizhou leaders!"

When the first emperor Yingzheng said this, Xia Manman knew it.

For bragging, he still has two brushes! !

As Xia Manman walked towards her daughter-in-law, she was thinking about how to blow it in her head.

Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration...

Why don't we just write about the girl?

My daughter-in-law of Daqin, my daughter-in-law of Xianyang City, who can catch up with that! !

Not only are the girls beautiful, but they also have many tricks...

Just trying to conceive, Xia Manman unknowingly arrived at her daughter-in-law.

However, he had just appeared at the door of the nun's house, and everyone in the nun's house, whether it was a girl or a distinguished guest, all turned their heads to look at him.

Then they rushed towards Xia Manman together.

Xia Manman is stupid!

What happened here?

Why not only the girls are so enthusiastic, but even the distinguished guests in the women's house, seeing him is like smelling fishy smell?

"Xia Shangqing, you have so many problems, are they really cured by aphrodisiac powder?"

"I said that every time Xia Shangqing comes, why is she so powerful? It turns out that it is the effect of aphrodisiac powder!!"

"I heard that this aphrodisiac powder has the effect of Mo Dao Sang Yuwan, which is full of rosy clouds?"

"Even if the old man uses it, can the old tree bloom?"

"Hey, what is an old tree? Isn't Xia Shangqing, a rotten tree, able to visit my daughter-in-law every night without getting tired of it?"

"Xia Lang is amazing, there is such a good thing!"

"He didn't take it out sooner... Probably because he was concerned about Xia Shangqing's face?"

"Oh, Xia Lang is such a filial and good boy!"

"Xia Shangqing and you too, how can you eat such a good thing alone?"

"Yes, we all know that you can't do it, but there are many people in this world who are worse than you!"

"They need this aphrodisiac powder more than you!!"

After a group of people gathered around, they uttered words to Xia Manman.

Xia Manman: ...

I'm messing around, it's not over, is it?

Where did this rumor come from! !

Lao Tzu is deadwood?

I can't do it?

I bought a watch last year, you are rotten wood, your whole family is rotten wood.

You can't do it, your whole family can't do it! !

Xia Manman was about to cry...

Why are other things spreading so slowly.

Only things like his "not doing everything well" spread so quickly! !

The people in Xianyang City are so full of food, why don't they have anything else to do? ? ?

"That's for the cattle! It's for the cattle!!" Xia Manman roared.

When everyone heard the words, their eyes lit up!

"No wonder it's so powerful, it turns out that cattle can be used!!"

"Then big size is useful!?"

"This medicine is very effective!!"

"Xia Shangqing, I don't allow you to say that about yourself!!"

"Although the farm cattle are also very fierce, they are still not as fierce as you!!!"

"How do you know that the cattle are fierce? You still..."

"Fuck you, where are you thinking!!"

"Aren't the cows fierce? They can even plow the fields!! They are like you stinky men. If you have the ability, go plow a field!!"

"Aren't you my field, hehehe."

"..."

There was a wretched atmosphere in the whole girl's house.

This is the consequence of not having Xiao Taohong.

Xia Manman suddenly felt that the girls in Xianyang City were no longer attractive!

In comparison, the women in Handan City are more flavorful! !

Xia Manman, this is... her taste has been spoiled, and she looks down on the daughters of Xianyang City...

Alas, let's let go of that thought just now! !

I can't bear it...

A few days later, Xia Manman received another letter from Xia An.

But this time it's not a letter from home, but the article "Bravely Saying "Heh——Push" to the Destiny".

Xia An wrote thousands of words eloquently.

After all, it was an article to be published in a magazine. This time, he didn't say anything outrageous.

The First Emperor Yingzheng and the officials of the Great Qin Dynasty were the first to finish watching.

After that, his heart could not be calm for a long time!

Xia An explained in detail the saying "my fate is up to me", and the saying "man can conquer heaven".

He is in it, wantonly motivating people to make progress.

It is said that as long as they work hard, anyone can create their own beautiful tomorrow with their own hands!

It was in Daqin that he became an official and became a noble.It's not impossible to be a Marquis and a Prime Minister! !

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