The number one soft rice king in the entertainment industry

Chapter 28

"Dong dong dong..."

"Who is..."

In the morning, Su Yang and Qin Shuyao were having breakfast when there was another hasty knock on the door.Su Yang walked to the door helplessly, looked at the people outside who opened the door, and looked at Tang Qing with an unfriendly expression.

"Come on, I'm not in the mood to fight with you right now. Aren't you a poisonous mouth? There is something you can use this time..."

Tang Qing walked in angrily, not knowing why.

"What's the matter, Miss Qing?"

Qin Shuyao asked curiously.

"Have you read Weibo? You haven't seen your expression. Open Weibo and have a look..."

Tang Qing's words made Qin Shuyao quickly open Weibo, and Su Yang also opened the phone.

"Qin Shuyao and Su Yang were scolded, and Song Dazui uttered wild words again..."

"Full of negative energy, Song Dazui scolded Qin Shuyao..."

"Qin Shuyao's fans and Song Dazui's fans started a scolding war..."

Seeing the hot spots on Weibo, Qin Shuyao frowned.Su Yang directly searched Song Dazui's Weibo and clicked in to read it.

Enter Song Dazui's Weibo and see a video posted by Song Dazui.The cover of the video is very eye-catching.

"Qin Shuyao, an ugly artist who should be completely banned."

Seeing this title, Su Yang immediately wanted to scold her.Looking at Qin Shuyao, Qin Shuyao clicked on the video with his mobile phone expressionless.

"Hello, everyone, I'm Song Dazui. Welcome to Dazui Talking About Things. I didn't plan to record a video tonight, but when I was playing on my mobile phone, I found some news that ruined the three views. I feel uncomfortable. First, let's take a look What are these news? Look at this article, Qin Shuyao personally attended her husband's graduation ceremony, such love is enviable. Oh my god, after reading this news, I almost threw up my dinner..."

Song Dazui's face appeared on the screen, full of sarcasm.

"I want to say here: Qin Shuyao, can you stop this ugly hype. During this period of time, all three views have been shattered by you. You are a female singer who is almost 30 years old, and your popularity is about to disappear. , I got a college student husband to hype love. I want to say that this artist really has no lower limit for popularity. First hype the little boy incident, then hype love, and then hype Xueba, this is a good move. "

"Tell me about you, you are almost 30 years old, and you still pretend to be pure like a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl all day long, my God, don't you feel embarrassed? The old cucumber is painted green, what is it pretending Tender?"

"There is also Su Yang, even if you are a top student, that is a disgrace among top students? The school gave you so many scholarships, is it just to let you be a bad face for a has-been singer after finishing college? Hot discussions are appreciated, I want to say that the current network environment must be rectified, and anything can become a hot topic.”

"This kind of atmosphere must be banned. Look at what has become now, entertainment to death, a wedding hype is well known, a university graduation ceremony is suddenly turned into a new song conference..."

Song Dazui's language is sharp, and his mouth is also very poisonous.Originally, this guy was relying on a bad mouth to get in the circle.The most important thing is that this big mouth has attracted the attention of many fans.

This time, Song Dazui directly rubbed off on Su Yang and Qin Shuyao's enthusiasm.

Poisonous tongue, Song Dazui is still very poisonous this time.

Said that Qin Shuyao is a past female singer, said that Qin Shuyao is an old cucumber with green paint and pretends to be tender, and said that Qin Shuyao got married because she was not popular, so she found this way to hype her.

He was not polite to Su Yang, saying that Su Yang was a disgrace among men.Anyway, that means that two people are unpardonable existences, and not banning them is not enough to anger the people.

"This old thing, Nima..."

Seeing Song Dazui's video, Su Yang was immediately filled with anger.It's really embarrassing for this old guy to dare to scold him.

"Honey, you go to eat. I'll scold you back. If I don't scold him for being depressed today, I won't call him Su Yang..."

Su Yang said directly.

Qin Shuyao was very calm, looked at Su Yang, then at Tang Qing and smiled.

"Sister Qing, let's go, let's go eat."

Qin Shuyao said with a smile.

"Aren't you scolding back?"

Tang Qing asked curiously.

"It's fine for my husband to scold me."

Qin Shuyao said with a smile, and then came to Su Yang's side.

"One hundred..."

Qin Shuyao whispered in Su Yang's ear.These words made Su Yang's eyes light up.Fuck, this business is okay.One hundred, mother, if I don't earn another 80 today, I won't be called Su Yang.

Su Yang didn't care about eating anymore, he just sat on the sofa and entered his Weibo and started to get busy.

"Did your mother throw away the person when she gave birth to you and raise the placenta..."

"Your dad should have held back back then, why didn't he spray you on the wall."

"Listen to you, a sense of IQ superiority arises spontaneously"

"You think that everyone in the world is your mother, and you have to give way to you everywhere"

"Any artificial intelligence is no match for a natural fool like you."

"Don't swear at every turn, just say it casually after you have your mother in your pocket."

"Go back and buy two bottles of Fuyanjie to brush your face, okay?"

"I really want to talk about quality with you, but I can't stand you even if I can bear shit and pee."

"With your thief appearance, I know why you can't spit out ivory from the mouth of a beast like you."

"Notre Dame de Paris lacks a bell ringer, you go!"

Su Yang started to post Weibo, and every Weibo was @宋大口.

Soon, some netizens came to join in the fun.

"Damn it, this shit, what a talent..."

"Hahahaha, I knew Su Yang wouldn't watch his wife being bullied..."

"I have learned a lot, so I can still swear like this"

"This bitch doesn't use heavy swearing. He really deserves to be a top student."

"Hahahaha, this scolding is too cruel..."

"What about Notre Dame de Paris?"

"Excuse me, what is the origin of Notre Dame de Paris?"

"I don't know, what is the origin of Notre Dame de Paris? Ask..."

"Damn it, Su Yang is a man of gods, hahahaha, the connotation..."

"Ask the Great God to interpret..."

"Hahaha, science is here. The bell ringer of Notre Dame de Paris is called Quasimodo. He looks very ugly. Hugo described him as: a geometric face, a square nose, and a protruding mouth. God put All the ugliness was given to him. A deformed child abandoned by his parents in front of Notre Dame de Paris, known as the ugly, deaf and dumb bell tower weirdo."

"I'm going, it turns out that's the case, my god..."

When Su Yang scolded Song Dazui, countless netizens came to watch.

Everyone in Song Dazui's mouth circle knows that many artists are not as bad as him.This time Qin Shuyao didn't show up.But Qin Shuyao's handsome husband Su Yang came out.

Unceremoniously and without concealment, he directly scolded Song Dazui on Weibo.

And the swearing words are very exciting, there are so many Weibo posts without repetition.At this moment, the Internet became completely lively, and countless melon-eaters began to watch, and many people who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal even went to Song Dazui's Weibo to encourage Song Dazui.

Chapter 29

"Hehe, that's what vulgar people are like. After a few criticisms, they start to curse. Is this still a top student? That's the level of a top student? Don't embarrass the top student!"

Soon, Song Dazui responded on Weibo.

Seeing Song Dazui's response, Su Yang was suddenly happy.Grandma, if I don't give you something tall, you really don't know how awesome it is.

"You are really the solution set of X+2>4!"

"You are a combination of copper sulfate pentahydrate and antimony"

"When I saw you, I realized that the "reproductive isolation" between humans and livestock is not absolute."

"Your height is a constant function, and your weight is a power function. Standing is a fifth-order complete graph, and lying down is a Mei's triangle. Every year, people who are scared to death by your face can arrange a Fibonacci. You have failed everywhere in your life, and the breadth is incredible. The Langlands program, the depth is as endless as π, and it is so ugly that it will come out to make trouble. The Lagrangian interpolation identity cannot change your bright future, and the reincarnation of Ohm cannot save you, a squat guy with zero resistance. , you sulfur boride..."

"Come on, grandson, it's not that I look down on you, I'm scolding you now, do you understand?"

Su Yang posted a few more Weibo posts, and finally posted a mocking look.

"Fuck, hahahahaha..."

"My mother, so it's okay to swear at people like this?"

"What is this? Damn, I'm a liberal arts student, so I don't understand it."

"Hahaha, I'm so funny, I bet 100 yuan, Song Dazui will never understand."

"I bet 1000, it's no wonder he can understand."

"I ask God to explain, what does this mean? Nima, low culture is too critical, and you can't understand when others scold you."

"No interpretation is allowed, we all maintain a tacit understanding, no interpretation is allowed, let's see if Song Dazui can understand it."

"Su Yang, I'm convinced, a school bully is a school bully, I'm so happy..."

"Haha, let me explain briefly, the solution set of X+2>4 is from 2 to positive infinity. The relative molecular mass of copper sulfate pentahydrate is 250, and the chemical symbol of antimony is Sb, hahaha. As for the last one, it is too brain-intensive. Check it yourself..."

The joy is crazy, and the netizens who are watching are really crazy.

I thought there would be an evenly matched scolding battle, but I never expected that Song Dazui was stunned by Su Yang's simple Weibo posts.

Not to mention that Song Dazui was dumbfounded, many netizens were dumbfounded.

What exactly is this scolding?

There are still some people who are science students who can understand it, and the liberal arts students are really lonely this time.I can only ask the gods for answers on the Internet, and some people go directly to the search engine to see if they can find the answer.

"Pfft..."

Qin Shuyao, who was drinking water after eating, saw Su Yang's Weibo post, and couldn't help but spit it out.

Tang Qing looked at the water on his body, and looked at Qin Shuyao with resentment.

"Well, sister Qingqing, I didn't mean it. Sister Qing, do you understand this?"

Qin Shuyao handed the phone to Tang Qing, Tang Qing was also stunned after seeing Su Yang's Weibo.Tang Qing is also a liberal arts student, so she doesn't understand.

"Su Yang, what are you scolding about?"

Finally, Tang Qing couldn't help but looked at Su Yang and asked.

"you guess"

Su Yang raised his head and looked mean again. Tang Qing, who was so angry with this answer, almost wanted to hit someone with something.This bastard will always be this virtue.If a good person can't stand for a while, he can't stand anymore.

On Weibo, Song Dazui suddenly went dumb.

He didn't expect Su Yang to tear it up directly. He was still very excited when he saw Su Yang scolding Song Dazui.Because scolding can stir up hot spots, the more fierce the scolding, the higher the traffic.

For Song Dazui, traffic is money.As long as there is money to be made, who cares about face.

But now things are completely beyond Song Dazui's expectations.

This shit isn't scolding each other, it's simply being scolded by oneself.This Su Yang posted a series of microblogs, scolding people without repetition.

I made a little sarcasm, this guy actually came up with another high-end way of swearing.I couldn't understand the scolding.

"No matter how eloquent you are, it can't cover up your poor quality. What else can you do besides swearing?"

After thinking for a long time, Song Dazui could only reply with one sentence.

"Hey, considering your IQ, tell me something you can understand!"

"You crow is lying on the pig's butt, only seeing others black"

"You dung beetle on the road, pretending to be a black jeep"

"You toad sitting on a deck chair, prudish"

"You are a toad with a feather duster, pretending to be a wolf with a big tail"

……

"Grandson, I got into a fight with you. If I scold you with a repetitive sentence, I will take your surname from now on. I never scold people, but I will stay with you until the end when I treat a beast like you."

Su Yang continued to post on Weibo.Counting while posting, one hundred and one hundred, this is simply money for nothing.The money came too fast.