Age of Star Gods: Opening Binding Monkey King

"Xing Yan, I told you a long time ago that the weakness of star beasts is not necessarily piyanzi; but the weakness of humans must be piyanzi. Why don't you believe it?"

???

Yang Qing, the hostess on the main stage, turned her head in embarrassment at this time, and said to everyone in the audience:

"Hey~hehe...you don't need to panic, this...these are small scenes, I believe everyone can see it~ our players are very distinctive, hehe...hehehe..."

Not only Yang Qing, the hostess on stage, twitched her lips, but even Gongsun Fu, who was watching the battle on the teaching building in the distance, slapped his forehead.

This bastard!

What are you doing!

He forgot he was racing?

This time the game will be broadcast live on the TV station, and it will also be broadcast live on the Internet. Why doesn't he pay attention to his own image?

day!

Gongsun Fu has already begun to think about it now, what kind of reason should he find to get rid of the teacher-student relationship with this guy?

What a shame!

Shangguan Mingyue over there also locked her eyebrows tightly.

coming!

Again!

The familiar scene reappeared.

Su Ming, he always makes some unexpected moves!

Chen Jing watched from the side, her eyes widened exaggeratedly.

"This... this... this Su Ming... can I still have it?"

"Is it too late to change your boyfriend now?"

!!!

At this time, in the auditorium, the audience was already laughing and crying.

What's more, he has already taken out his mobile phone and started taking pictures and videos frantically.

They screamed:

"Awesome, my God!"

"Poke butt boy, you have successfully attracted my attention."

"Don't worry, Dad, I will definitely vote for you."

"Ah, this? Is this the legendary Star God Warrior?"

"It turns out that the Star God fighters are also so down-to-earth when they fight?"

"I'll go! The show is over."

A funny boy stretched out his thumb in the auditorium at this time, screaming vigorously:

"As expected of you and my idol, you are amazing! Not only are you superb at using stick techniques, but you are also a master at stabbing your buttocks."

"One hit, straight to the point!"

"I would like to call you the master of butt poking!"

......

Su Ming on the stage had black lines on his face.

There was an instant in my heart.

It’s over.

It's over!

The handsome niche image he had worked so hard to create collapsed.

This is completely social death.

What would happen if this scene was rebroadcasted?

Will the neighbors know about it?

Will my mother know?

That will inevitably be seen as a joke!

Done!

Su Ming is speechless now, this social death is simply the end of the world for him.

From now on, where is his handsome image and face?

At this time, the referee walked up to the martial arts stage sympathetically, patted Xing Yan who was rolling all over the floor and said:

"This contestant, do you still want to continue participating in the competition?"

On the ground, Xing Yan raised his head slightly, with a look of resentment mixed with a trace of unwillingness.

But when he saw Su Ming, his whole body trembled suddenly, and his eyes fell into deep fear.

With a mournful face, he said, "No, I won't beat you anymore. Quickly, find me a stretcher!"

"Damn, I...I...I can't walk~"

"Woo~"

After the game was over, Su Ming returned to the teaching building.

Several people upstairs cast strange glances at him at the same time.

But everyone was holding back their laughter, and no one dared to speak first.

At this time, the fat man ran up from downstairs excitedly, pointed at the phone screen in his hand and exaggeratedly shouted:

"Su Ming, look quickly, you're on fire!"

In Fatty's mobile phone, a screen was playing.

A boy held a thick dark alloy weapon in his hand, and stabbed the player on the ground in the back all at once.

The latter let out a horrific scream.

It's terrible!

There are more than [-] likes in just ten minutes.

Below, there are nearly 3000 dynamic comments.

Su Ming's face was covered with black lines.

It's over.

The moment of his death, he was actually exposed?

He also saw those funny netizens and gave him some famous nicknames.

[Number 999, Su Ming, the Great Devil! 】

【Invincible! 19-year-old boy with a big butt! 】

[Martial art master, chrysanthemum destroyer. 】

wait... so...

After a while, Chen Jing also said exaggeratedly.

"Su Ming, look quickly, look at your position in the ranking of popular players."

???

Su Ming took out his mobile phone and opened the academy's contestant support page.

hiss~

When he saw the ranking, he took a deep breath on the spot.

Suddenly, he saw that he was ranked first.

On the top of the list, it has easily won more than 3 popularity votes on the first day?

But there are only about [-] spectators at the scene?

day!

In other words, what he did just now was not only spread by word of mouth in the academy; moreover, it was wildly fermented and spread by netizens on the Internet?

Straight to the top of popularity?

And directly threw out nearly 2 votes from the No.2 contestant?

Chen Jing is currently ranked third, with only a modest 5000 popularity tickets.

But just now, Su Ming directly reduced the dimensionality of them and directly ranked first in the popularity list!

The fat man suggested at this time:

"How about Su Ming, why don't we go out and celebrate together today?"

"Look, we all won a big victory today, and you even exaggeratedly rushed to the top of the popularity list!"

"Isn't this... worth going out and celebrating?"

"Hey! Su Ming, are you listening to me?"

Su Ming was speechless at the moment.

It really proves that old saying.

If you plant flowers intentionally, the flowers will not bloom, but if you plant willows unintentionally, they will make shade.

He originally planned to rely on pole dancing to increase his popularity, but he never thought that after being disrupted, he would reach the top of the list in another way.

But... this image has completely collapsed.

At this moment, Su Ming said with ashen face: "All of you leave me alone, I just want to be quiet."

"Jingjing is here." Chen Jing jumped out playfully at this moment, and said comfortingly, "Don't be discouraged, Su Ming, you won the No.1 popularity ranking, isn't that a good thing?"

"Although, the nickname of this boy who pokes his butt is really not very nice, but think about it... we can get the reward of popularity No. 1 by then."

"That's a set of high-end solid wood furniture worth 20 yuan!"

"I think it's worth it!"

After school, several people cheered and planned to go out to celebrate, only Su Ming was disheartened.

Then, they chose a food stall on the street.

Plan to eat a little Malatang, drink some beer, and celebrate.

Sitting on the white plastic chair, Su Ming was full of despair.

As he walked along the way just now, he had already seen many people pointing fingers at him.

Some people even laughed exaggeratedly.

This feeling...for the current Su Ming, it's not very good.

At this time, a little girl who was about five years old from the next table came over, and she tugged at the corner of Su Ming's clothes nonchalantly.

Sweetly said: "Big brother, can you give me an autograph? Yangyang thinks you are very funny~"

Su Ming:! ! !

Are you polite, little friend?

Chapter 60 The Crown

evening.

After Su Ming returned home, he found his mother was still busy in the kitchen.

He breathed a sigh of relief.