Age of Star Gods: Opening Binding Monkey King

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Xing Yan pouted.

Said:

"You're so excited, I'm just saying hello to you."

"It's funny just seeing you."

"Hey, Su Ming, do you remember how you were on Trial Island?"

"Yes, that's when you have hairballs all over your body and your buttocks naked."

"Do you remember?"

Fuck it!

Su Ming's face darkened.

Is this man sick?

Why don't you open which pot and which pot to lift?

During that period of time when he was secretly saddened, the darkest day in his life actually became a talking point in other people's mouths?

Are you polite?

Has anyone poked a scar like this?

Do you know how I got here in those few days?

It's too bad, it's really too bad.

The ass is blue from the cold every day when he wakes up.

What kind of pain is this?

Do you know how grandpa felt?

Over there, Xing Yan continued to speak.

"Su Ming, really, my buddy is so impressed with you."

"The first is your amazing appearance, and the second is your deafening shout!"

"Do you still remember Su Ming?" Xing Yan said with an exaggerated expression, "Su Ming, on Trial Island, when we were fighting white jade spiders, do you still remember what you said?"

"Come on, let me imitate it for you and help you recall memories!"

"You guys, quickly drag the white jade spider, wait for me, wait for me to poke its dermatitis!!!"

"Pfft~"

Speaking of this, Xing Yan couldn't help himself, and laughed out loud on the spot.

!!!

On the opposite side, Su Ming's face turned green.

brothers,

Are you finished?

Why do you keep catching other people's black history?

Haven't you done stupid things yourself? ? ?

He looked at Xing Yan and asked:

"I said severe punishment, is there something wrong with you?"

"Does it matter if this white jade spider has dermatitis?"

"Does it really matter?"

"Whether a spider has dermatitis, can you really pay so much attention to it?"

"Why is everyone talking about this?"

"Am I the only normal person in this world?"

"For example, I, Su Ming, I never cared about whether a spider has dermatitis or not."

"I feel like you're all going crazy!"

Facing Su Ming's indiscriminate questioning, Xing Yan was really caught by him.

Yes.

It seems that whether the spider has dermatitis is not very important.

But every time I think about it, why does it still feel so funny?

"Hahaha~" He couldn't control it on the spot, and laughed again.

Su Ming sighed and shook his head.

It’s over.

People in this world are completely finished.

No one is normal.

Only me, Su Ming, is the most normal.

At this time, the host on the main stage had finished introducing the information of the players from both sides. A middle-aged referee in his 40s came on stage, and the bell rang for the start of the game.

"Hey, Su Ming, after returning from Trial Island, I have already reached the silver level. Why, do you think I am not worthy to be your opponent?"

"???"

At this moment, Su Ming was thinking about his flower work.

After thinking hard all day today, he finally came up with his own flower job.

He was going to have a pole dance to break his anger.

It so happened that he had a stick.

If you insert it on the ground, twist your waist~

Isn't it?Is it all done?

But now that he's really on stage, he's a little embarrassing again.

After all, it is a very shameful thing to do pole dancing on stage.

What if someone posted it online?

Was it also broadcasted wildly by netizens?

Wouldn't that ruin the image of a lifetime?

The fat man in the audience reminded: "Su Ming, hurry up, the competition has already started, why don't you show off your talents?"

"If you don't show it again, you will have no chance later!"

"Quick!"

Su Ming on the stage had a dark face, but at this time Xing Yan interjected again.

"Hey, Su Ming, what are you holding back there?"

"Look at how flushed your little face is, do you have diarrhea?"

"Wow~"

Xing Yan exaggeratedly said: "No, no! The competition is in progress, and you actually pulled it in your trouser pocket?"

"Fuck!"

"Su Ming, you are really a fucking talent!"

"How come I have never seen someone as handsome as you?"

"What's wrong?"

"Su Ming, why don't you speak?"

"Could it be that you didn't pull your trouser pockets, but suffered from hemorrhoids?"

"Pfft~"

"Su Ming." Xing Yan held his belly and laughed, "Brother, why don't you just surrender?"

"I'll give you five yuan, why don't you go to the pharmacy and buy a bottle of hemorrhoid ointment?"

As he said that, Xing Yan really took out five yuan from his pocket.

He waved to Su Ming.

"come!"

"Come and get it!"

"Take it to buy some medicine and take care of your chrysanthemum~"

!!!

Here, Su Ming is burning with anger!

I lost it!

I'll go to your uncle.

I didn't see it, is Laozi brewing emotions?

That pole dance, you can dance if you say you can dance?

The emotions that have just been brewed are disrupted by you.

Xing Yan, you have to take full responsibility, you know! ! !

Under the stage, the fat man was busy patting the edge of the ring and kept reminding: "Hurry up, Su Ming, come on talent, I really want to know what kind of talent you are going to perform."

"Hey?"

"Su Ming, why don't you show off your talents?"

"Eh? Why is your expression so serious?"

I saw that Su Ming lifted the stick in his hand at this moment, walked towards Xing Yan step by step with a gloomy face.

The sense of oppression, the gloomy and furious face, was almost full of Xing Yan's pressure.

Xing Yan's complexion changed slightly, and he said nervously, "Su Ming? Hey, Su Ming, don't get excited? Do we have something to talk about?"

"Hey! Don't be so serious, let me tell you, I'm Xing Yan, but I'm a silver player, so I won't be afraid of you!"

"Hey?"

"What the hell are you talking about!"

At this time, Su Ming had already pressed in front of him, and said in a cold voice:

"Xing Yan, don't you like Tipiyanzi very much?"

"Very good, I, like it very much."