Datang: God-level son-in-law, salted fish will become stronger

A chili almost made Li Er faint.

Yuchi smiled and said: "Fatty Cheng is like this, if you can eat five of these things together, I will give you all the wine today."

Cheng Yaojin looked at him, frowned, and sneered.

"Do you think I'm stupid?"

"When I saw you, you didn't hold back any good farts."

"I don't know you yet. You are plotting against me at first sight. I don't want you to do that."

As he spoke, he took a sip of the fine wine on the desk.

Seeing that he was not caught, Yu Chigong rolled his eyes, then his heart sank, he picked one up and put it in his mouth, and said casually: "Fatty Cheng, otherwise, I'll eat eight, and you will spend all the wine tonight." Give me a drink."

At this time, Yu Chigong only felt his scalp go numb, and a ball of fire rushed to his throat and burned all the way to his stomach.

But he still pretended to be calm.

See him like this.

Cheng Yaojin believed it was true, and said disdainfully, "How can I be afraid of you?"

As he spoke, he picked up five peppers with one chopstick and put them in his mouth.

Just a few chews.

Cheng Yaojin felt that his mouth had lost consciousness, his face was flushed, and he was sweating profusely, as if he had put two kicks in his mouth.

Yuchi Gong! ! !

I grass you uncle! ! !

A terrifying roar resounded in the hall.

Cheng Yaojin immediately jumped up from the heat.

at this time.

There was no sound in the hall, and everyone's eyes were on Cheng Yaojin.

This......

What's the situation.

Afterwards, the maid at the side hurriedly brought a jar of clean water and handed it to Cheng Yaojin.

Cheng Yaojin picked up a jar of water and poured it into his mouth.

My dear mother.

Cheng Yaojin almost lost his breath.

At this time, Yu Chigong who was sitting beside him felt like a thorn in his throat, like a pins and needles, like a thorn in his back.

He felt that he was playing a little too big.

He didn't expect Cheng Yaojin to have such a big reaction.

Li Er stood up, looking at the two of them with ice-cold eyes.

"You two die for me!"

Chapter 1115 Who is this general, so brave! (1/3)

Listen to Li Er's words.

Yuchi Gong was startled, then stood up and walked towards the front of the hall.

Cheng Yaojin handed the jar to the maid at the side, then strode forward, looking at Yu Chigong with murderous intent in his eyes.

This shit is murdering me! ?

"Hehe..." Yu Chigong smiled awkwardly, and said in a low voice: "Fatty Cheng, I'm joking with you, you won't be angry with me, I really didn't mean it, you see I just also I ate."

"Well, I won't drink any wine tonight, and I'll give you all of it."

Humph......

Cheng Yaojin ignored him and walked forward angrily.

See him like this.

Yu Chigong quickened his pace and followed.

"Knowing the festival, knowing the festival..."

"Bite gold, bite gold..."

"Boss Cheng, Brother Cheng, I really made a mistake this time. I apologize to you, but you must not sue me."

Yu Chigong was really flustered at this moment.

He was really afraid that Cheng Yaojin would sue him if he was unhappy.

moment.

The two stepped forward.

Li Er looked at the two of them, his brows were deeply furrowed, and his face was gloomy.

"Tonight's New Year's Eve banquet, what a grand occasion, can't you let me save some time!? Can't you let me live again!?"

"Aren't you two sincerely opposing me!?"

"Say!!!"

"Whose idea was it between the two of you this time!?"

"If I don't give you something powerful, you don't know why the flowers are so popular!!!"

Li Er spoke sharply and clenched his fists.

He almost rushed down the imperial steps and gave each of them a foot.

"that......"

"this......"

Yuchi Gong faltered and hesitated, silent like a cicada, not daring to speak.

What happened today was indeed his fault, he did not expect Cheng Yaojin's reaction to be so great.

Followed by.

Cheng Yaojin frowned, and muttered: "Your Majesty, calm down, today's matter has nothing to do with Heitantou, it's me... I don't know what's in that pot, I want to taste it, but I didn't expect It's so spicy."

"Your Majesty, I... I know I was wrong."

Hearing this, Li Er nodded slightly, and said in a deep voice, "How many sticks did you eat for such a big reaction?"

If so.

He decided not to argue with Cheng Yaojin anymore.

After all, he had such a bad intention today, just to see who was so curious to eat that pepper.

Cheng Yaojin stretched out a slap, weakly said: "Five."

five? ? ?

Five peppers in one bite?

Who is this general, so brave!

Li Er took a closer look, Cheng Yaojin's mouth was still a little swollen.

Ugh.......

Why is this kid so curious?

At this time, Li Er felt a little guilty. If he had told them in advance, Cheng Yaojin would not have suffered such a big loss.

Sin, what a sin.

Followed by.

Li Er continued to ask.

"Zhijie, why did you yell at Jingde just now? Could it be that he framed you?"

"If it's really him who framed you, you can tell me that I will be the master for you."

At this time, he just remembered that when Cheng Yaojin scolded Yu Chigong, it was at the top of his lungs.

heard.

Cheng Yaojin turned his head to look at Yu Chigong.

Yu Chigong looked at him flatteringly, full of flattery.

Immediately, Cheng Yaojin saluted and said: "Your Majesty, it's really not Heitantou who harmed me this time, I'm just curious and has nothing to do with him."

Today's matter was calculated by Yuchi Gong.

But he knew that Yu Chigong was just joking with him, and he didn't expect the matter to come to such an extent.

At this time, wearing small shoes for Yuchi Gong was more or less disrespectful.

Hear this.

Yuchi Gong breathed a sigh of relief.

terrific.

Fatty Cheng is really interesting.

He gave Cheng Yaojin a big praise in his heart.

"Okay, then you two go back, don't make trouble anymore." Li Er waved his hand, signaling for the two to back down.

Since Cheng Yaojin didn't admit it, he didn't need to pursue it.

Although he knew in his heart that most likely it was Yu Chigong who played tricks.

Otherwise, Cheng Yaojin wouldn't be so stupid as to eat five peppers in one sitting.

But thinking about it now, this guy deserved it.

Are you curious, don't you ask, don't you try?

Isn't it a serious illness to suffocate five peppers in one breath?

in the temple.

Yu Chigong walked beside Cheng Yaojin, and said in a low voice: "Fatty Cheng, you are really kind, I was wrong today, and I will make arrangements for you some other day."

"Is that what you said?" Cheng Yaojin glanced at him.

"That's right." Yu Chigong patted his chest, "If you want the moon in that day, I'll pick it for you."

"Okay." Cheng Yaojin nodded, "Go, you go pick it, and I will light a firework to send you up later."

Yuchi Gong: ...

After the little episode.

The dishes in Liangyi Hall are all complete, today's dishes are very rich, there are no less than [-] kinds of meat, eggs and vegetables, but the quantity of each is not much.

Qin Mu's original intention was to let everyone have a taste.

Followed by.

Li Er stood up, glanced at the hall, and said slowly: "Today's New Year's Eve dinner is relatively simple. It is a hot pot banquet that I asked my son-in-law to prepare for us, but you guys, don't underestimate today's hot pot. This red soup pot is spicy. Hot pot, spicy and spicy, very refreshing."

"I advise you not to try it lightly, but if you like it, you can't stop."

"I can't bear it, Zhijie is a living example."

"Don't be polite, big guy, let's start."

Li Er gave an order.

The civil and military officials who couldn't wait for a long time, picked up their chopsticks one after another.

Empress Changsun virtuously picked up two pieces of kidneys and put them in Li Erguo, "Your Majesty, please eat more kidneys to make up for it, the concubine can't eat it."