Datang: God-level son-in-law, salted fish will become stronger

Li Er was even more furious, and he was so angry that he rushed to the sky!

"Cheng Zhijie! I am your uncle!"

Snapped!

"Ah! Your Majesty, I was wrong, Your Majesty... Ah! Ah!"

Li Er was furious, his eyes were about to burst, "Tell me, what are you laughing at me for!?"

Cheng Yaojin waved his hands submissively, "Your Majesty, I'd better stop talking, I'm afraid you won't be able to accept it."

Li Er grabbed Cheng Yaojin by the collar, "If you don't tell me clearly today, I will chop you up with a knife."

Qin Mu was sitting on the couch, watching to his heart's content, biting the popsicle from time to time, oh...it's so sweet.

Cheng Yaojin is also really good at cooking and loves to play, so this is a fire for himself.

With a mournful face, Cheng Yaojin faltered and said: "Your Majesty...Your Majesty, that's right, didn't we drink last night?"

"I... I don't know, are you out of temper or something, you..."

He looked up at Li Er, but still didn't dare to say.

at this time.

Cheng Yaojin regretted it a little, if he told about this, wouldn't Li Ershe be killed?

Although everyone knows about this, if Li Er's wound is exposed, it may not be good.

See him like this.

Li Er became even more curious, and roared: "Say it! If you don't tell me, I will kill you alive!"

call......

Cheng Yaojin heaved a sigh of relief, it seemed that today he couldn't escape, not to mention that death would be even worse, "Hehe...Your Majesty, it's actually not a big deal, it's just that after you drank too much last night, Say...that you actually...didn't catch any fish last night, it was on purpose..."

Hear this.

Li Er's face turned green.

This......

What is this! ?

I drank too much, and exposed all my old secrets! ?

"Stop!" Li Er raised his hand to interrupt Cheng Yaojin's words, "You don't need to talk about this, I already know it, do you think it's funny?"

"What are you laughing at? Laughing at my honesty, or at your ignorance of Cheng Zhijie and Yuchi Jingde!"

"If you two hadn't come suddenly last night and poured alcohol recklessly, would I have drunk too much!?"

The more Li Er thought about it, the angrier he became. He Baitiao didn't even mention the wine he drank, and he became a laughingstock.

I heard this.

Cheng Yaojin and Yu Chigong lowered their heads again, this matter depends on the two of them, it's really a high-ranking official who crushes people to death.

"Your Majesty...Your Majesty, I...we were wrong, and we will not dare next time."

"Yes, Your Majesty, please spare us this time."

Li Er stared, "You still want to have a next time, come here, both of you, stand here, with your backs to me."

heard.

The two frowned slightly, not knowing why.

Li Er raised his foot and pointed at the fat buttocks of the two, "Go to your mother."

boom!boom!

Before Cheng Yaojin and Yu Chigong could react, they were kicked off the carriage.

Suddenly, two big meat balls flew out of the carriage, which startled the third son who was driving.

But Cheng Yaojin and the two were very skilled, although they fell a bit, it was harmless.

Followed by.

Li Er poked his head out of the carriage, and the corners of his mouth slightly raised, "Zhijie, Jingde, I think you two are too energetic, so you two should stop taking the car, and run along, it's on the left hand side of the carriage." , so that I can see you two at any time."

Cheng Yaojin and the two had not had time to appeal for injustice.

Li Er got back into the carriage, feeling refreshed and joyful, as expected he had better let it out if he was angry.

at this time.

Qin Mu and Changsun Wuji were staring at Li Er.

Li Er came back to his senses and glanced at the two of them.

The atmosphere was awkward for a while.

"Hehe..." Changsun Wuji smiled and said, "Your Majesty, the game just now doesn't count. Let's play another game. The old minister thought of a good move this time."

"Okay, okay." Li Er nodded repeatedly, he had to do something to cover up his embarrassment.

Qin Mu threw the stick into the trash can, lay down on the couch and picked up "Lu's Spring and Autumn Annals".

Wonderful, very wonderful.

At this time, Qin Mu could even hear the panting and heavy footsteps beside the carriage.

Li Er poked his head out from time to time to monitor Cheng Yaojin and Yu Chigong.

Seeing that the two were sweating profusely and their faces flushed, he felt relieved.

outside the carriage.

Li Junxian was driving the lead car.

Hearing the voice behind, Xue Rengui jumped to the roof of the car, sat cross-legged, and looked at Cheng Yaojin and the two running below, full of curiosity.

"Two generals, what are you doing?"

"Why don't you take a good carriage and run up?"

Click.

As he said, he took a bite of the peach in his hand, it was crispy and delicious, overflowing with juice.

"what!?"

"Hey... we... the two of us think the journey is too boring, so we pass the time."

"I ate too much last night, digesting and digesting."

Cheng Yaojin looked at Xue Rengui and said with a smile.

Xue Rengui nodded, and secretly smiled in his heart. He had clearly heard Li Er's furious voice just now, and he thought they must be playing with fire.

"Ha ha....."

"The two generals are really in a good mood, then you two can continue, and I won't bother you."

Cheng Yaojin hurriedly said: "Rengui...give us two of your peaches, look...it looks delicious."

Xue Rengui nodded, "Okay." Then he jumped off the carriage, got into the carriage, took out two, and flew up to the roof of the carriage, "You two generals, take care of it."

Whoosh!Whoosh!

Snapped!Snapped!

Cheng Yaojin and the two caught it respectively, full of joy, wiped the unwashed hair with their sleeves, and was about to speak.

I saw Li Er poking his head out of the carriage, staring straight at the two of them.

"The two of you are doing acrobatics with us!"

"Throw away the peach to me!"

Seeing Li Er leaning out, Xue Rengui jumped off the roof of the car and stopped sitting on it.

"Hey..." Cheng Yaojin smiled and said: "Your Majesty... Your Majesty, isn't that a waste of food!?"

Li Er said angrily: "Don't talk nonsense, throw it away!"

Cheng Yaojin and the two had no choice but to turn their heads and throw Taozi out.

Li Er was taken aback for a moment, feeling something was wrong, and without thinking much, he got back into the carriage.

See him go.

Yuchi Gong turned his head, and the two looked at each other and smiled.

Fangcai.

Only Cheng Yaojin threw it out.

Yu Chigong's mouth was holding the unthrown peach.

Mastering the stick, but aiming for the yard.

Chapter 832 : Dimensionality Reduction Strike (2/5)

Sunset dusk, drizzle.

The convoy has already traveled to Duji Road, Shanzhou, and near Taolin.

Everyone set up camp in the open space beside the official road.

Further to the left is the Yellow River with its fast-flowing water. Now it is the rainy season, and the water level in Hanoi is very high.

After getting off the carriage.

A group of coachmen began to set up camp.

Li Er and the others ignored the drizzle, and ran to the edge of the Yellow River one after another to admire the mother river with rough waves and sandy water.

at this time.

Li Er had a sudden inspiration and chanted casually.

"Covered clouds float far away, spraying rain floods the long river. Flying low to faint the belly of the mountain, slanting feet to sprinkle rocks."

"Hundred clusters of pearls and leaves, and a mirror map. The willows are thick with silk, and the blowing and weaving are empty."

Poems.

Everyone applauded.

"Good poem, Your Majesty, this poem of yours is enough to last forever and be famous forever. I have never heard such a good poem."

"Yes, hahaha... just this poem will make the general feel refreshed, immersive and refreshed..."

Cheng Yaojin and Yu Chigong took the opportunity to slap Li Er's rainbow fart, trying to make up for the mistakes and correct the evil.

"You two really think my poems are good?" Li Er turned his head to look at the two of them, frowning slightly.

"Of course." Cheng Yaojin looked at Li Er and said with a smile, "My...my admiration for you is like the Yellow River, endlessly flowing."

Yu Chigong nodded in agreement.

The corner of Li Er's mouth raised slightly, "Then you two tell me, what does this poem mean?"

"what!?"

"this and that......"

Cheng Yaojin looked at Li Er hesitantly, smiling all over his face.

Yuchi Gong simply lowered his head.

What does this poem mean?How do they know what it means! ?

"Hmph!" Li Er snorted displeasedly, "Don't think that you just said a few nice words, let's forget about today's matter."

"Hey hey..." Cheng Yaojin hurriedly apologized, "No, that's not possible, the wound we both caused to His Majesty's soul is irreparable, but the two of us will try our best to make up for it, and we will never To make His Majesty angry, we..."

Li Er interrupted with a wave of his hand, "Okay, okay, I'm too lazy to listen to the two of you chanting scriptures here."

Followed by.

Li Er looked at Qin Mu and pondered, "Qin Mu, you compose an impromptu poem for the big guy, my poem today isn't too bad."