Being a corpse chaser in summer vacation: exposed by the dumb girl!

"One of the corpses is missing. I've been thinking about it all night. Did Mr. Wei really pick him up?!"

"I'm in the toilet, and I'm a little constipated. I hope the old woman's performance in the live broadcast room will be as stable as before, and I will be incontinent for a while."

"What kind of work does the corpse hunter want to do tonight, origami cranes, I won't do it in junior high school, Ma De can't fool the young lady, obviously only men like this kind of cute and artistic things, grandpa's butt Can't live."

"The representative of the Chinese class made an analysis: the paper bird symbolizes the good wish to fly, and it also exaggerates the mood of the big bird who is the corpse exorcist and wants to fly high. What does it mean? It means that the old woman's opportunity has come!"

The sand sculpture water friends in the live broadcast room are still sending out barrage.

The old woman Dai Xiaomei's eyes were full of anticipation.

I want to see what Jiang Bai is going to do with this paper crane.

How can I... find a destined person!

Jingle bell~~

Jiang Bai rang the soul-stirring bell.

Liu Fang's corpse behind him jumped two steps forward.

Suddenly straightened up and raised a hand.

Spread your palms.

Jiang Bai put the paper crane made of the yellow talisman into her hand.

remembered something.

To the little girl who stayed, he said, "Lend me a hair?"

Dai Xiaomei pulled out one of her hairs in a hurry. .

"(*^▽^*) Great~~~ Is one enough?!"

Live broadcast room: "Hair?! I understand, implying to tell the old woman not to say such vulgar lines as pressing my hair down tonight!"

"Hahahaha I think the old woman will become bald sooner or later in the hands of the corpse hunter."

"What are you doing with your hair? This is the middle of the night, you just watch this?"

Dai Xiaomei also watched Jiang Bai take the hair, and asked curiously: "Big Daddy, what are you going to do with your hair?!"

"Is it related to the paper crane...?"

Jiang Bai Xinshou, tied the long hair to the tail of the paper crane.

He laughed and said, "Tie it up with your hair so it won't fly away."

Little girl: Σ(゜ロ゜;)

Water friends in the live broadcast room: !!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ

In the middle of the night, are you kidding me? !

Once again, the beauties couldn't help wrapping up the quilts one more time.

Chapter 85 Paper Cranes Dot the Eyes, the Dead Lead the Way!Dogs bark in the middle of the night

Jiang Bai shook the bell in his hand.

Jingle Bell.

The clear voice echoed in front and back of the street.

Liu Fang, the deceased in front of Jiang Bai, also seemed to have received some kind of inspiration.

Suddenly.

He lowered his head covered by the bamboo hat, and looked at the paper crane made from a yellow talisman in his hand.

Like, watching it.

Jiang Bai stretched out his hand, and gently patted Liu Fang on the back.

Liu Fang felt weird and took a deep breath.

As Jiang Bai's palm fell, she opened her mouth slightly.

With one breath, he spat out towards the yellow talisman paper crane in his palm.

woohoo~~

This is one of the 36 merits of expelling corpses.

Work of breathing.

The usual function is to make the corpse breathe in and out like an ordinary person.

In ancient times, it was feared that it would be too shocking, so it was made for ordinary people to see.

But in Jiang Bai's hands, the real inheritance of corpse exorcists has another magical effect.

One is that the corpse can absorb the moonlight faster, and when it breathes in and out, what it absorbs is the moonlight that is free from the sky and the earth.

two……

That is, it can guide the dead to spit out their hearts in one go.

Combine this talisman with yourself.

It can be used, like navigation, to find the person who is related to the heart and energy of the deceased.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were stunned.

[Dream of getting rich]: "What are you doing, big corpse chaser?! Kids playing with paper cranes?! Hoo hoo hoo, if this can fly, I'll start an airline."

[Not licking dogs]: "It's a bit outrageous. If you want to play with paper cranes, I will teach you. Boss, this thing needs to be connected in a string to make it work. If you fold enough 999 pieces, give it to the girl you like, and you will get it!" A title of [You are a good person] is awesome."

The water friends are bragging about their kung fu.

Liu Fang's breath was exhausted.

Little Sister Dai found out in shock.

Originally, the entire yellow paper crane had a hint of red on it.

If there is nothing floating on its wings.

Like free blood.

With the appearance of this bloody color.

Inexplicably, this yellow talisman paper crane seemed to have aura.

It is no longer the original dead thing.

"There has been a change!" Dai Xiaomei blinked her big eyes, "How do I feel... this thing is... coming to life?!"

Jiang Bai smiled: "Not yet."

He took out the cinnabar pen.

Dip a drop of cinnabar.

Gently, use the pen tip on both sides of the paper crane's head.

Each ordered a sum.

The paper crane is the finishing touch!

A miraculous thing happened after the paper crane had two more eyes! !

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw it with their own eyes.

That yellow talisman paper crane.

It turned out to be, that little head was very agile, and turned around! ! !

The eyes made of two cinnabar dots just looked at Liu Fang who bowed his head,

A crease clearly appeared on the neck made of yellow talisman paper.

The live room exploded in an instant!The water friends all looked straight.

The barrage volume soared! !

[Old woman cannon corpse chaser]: "F*ck, shit, shit!!! The real version, the finishing touch?! What the hell! Live????"

[Not a dog licking]: "Hiss~ Boss exorcist, is this a paper crane alive?! If I give this to my goddess, she will probably call it awesome on the spot, and I will have a chance, give it to her Send a few more 999 paper crane skewers!!! Huh, huh, just think about it and look forward to it!"

[Dream of getting rich]: "Lick the dog upstairs to see how promising you are. If you teach me the skills of the corpse hunter, I will take off and get rich immediately. Let's make a point of it. Let's fuck ten or eight The chicken farm has made a fortune, so why don’t there be any women!?”

Seeing the spiritual appearance of the little paper crane shaking its head, Dai Xiaomei couldn't help swallowing: "It's so cute...can I touch it?!(??)"

"Yes." Jiang Bai said with a smile.

Dai Xiaomei stretched out her green forefinger, and carefully touched the paper crane's head.

who knows.

She just touched the paper crane's head.

The yellow talisman paper crane turned its head and precisely pecked her index finger! !

Does it hurt?

but……

Very insulting!

Dai Xiaomei: "????"

A batch of wronged old women!

"I was... I was stolen... by a paper bird?!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room burst into laughter: "I laughed to death!! The old woman was carelessly stolen!"

"Paper Crane: Don't get close to old women and pigs!"

Jiang Bai had already thought of this scene.

After all that hair.

But it's a little girl.

Dai Xiaomei squinted her small mouth and asked, "Daddy, what kind of method is this?!"

"A new unique skill?!"

Jiang Bai shook his head.

The soul-destroying bell in his hand shook violently.

Jingle bell~~

Liu Fang's stiff hands were raised high.

The yellow talisman paper crane actually flapped its paper wings twice, straightened and flew forward! !

"The talisman is the shape, and the cinnabar is the eye. It is not to invite disasters, but to attract spirits." Jiang Bai followed the yellow talisman paper crane in front of him with the corpses, and said lightly, intentionally or unintentionally.

He is not only explaining to Dai Xiaomei, but also reminding the water friends in the live broadcast room.

"If you have unpainted sculptures and paintings at home, everyone, don't touch them casually, and use cinnabar with caution."

Dai Xiaomei nodded half-understood: "If you click, even if you really come back to life... you have to scare the family enough."

The water friends also heard it and shivered.

That's right.

It is this bad luck and taboo smell.

old woman!

wrong!The live broadcast room of the corpse hunter boss has never been a happy family, and it is normal to touch taboos and have something happen every now and then!

"It's started again! Blessings from other people's live broadcast room: I wish the big brothers of the water friends happiness, health and family reunion. The old woman's live broadcast room: her family is ruined, she is unlucky, and she attracts disasters... How can I watch the live broadcast room now without listening to some unlucky words? , I feel uncomfortable all over."

"The exorcist is right! I just used cinnabar to touch the eyes of my father's wood carving of a tiger that is worth millions. What a fucking big deal! My father is so excited! Now …A batch of ifi cards from the hospital, not to mention Brother Moe, I’m going to get a plaster cast!!”

"I'm halfway through my work. I just drew an eye for my inflatable doll. Is it too late to erase it now?!"

"It's too late brother, if he lives, you are a prostitute!"