Being a corpse chaser in summer vacation: exposed by the dumb girl!

There was a shock, someone in the class was @ him.

In the class group that had been quiet for several days, there was a lot of excitement.

Jiang Bai turned up.

It turned out that the sports committee sent a short video to the group.

At the entrance of the dimly lit police station, twelve corpses stretched out their hands, jumping stiffly, were following a figure in a bamboo hat, and as the golden bell in the figure's hand swayed, the corpses jumped ahead in unison.

The main character in this video...

It is Jiang Bai impressively.

Looking at this angle, Jiang Bai guessed that it might have been taken by Li Fugui.

But he didn't care.

I was about to enter the city, so I was afraid of people watching.

In the frying pan class, a group of people were discussing endlessly.

Sports Committee: "Holy shit, brother Meng, I'll show you something amazing. My cousin took a picture of it at the police station today. It's a horrible thing! Corpses with yellow symbols on their heads! Corpse exorcisers !"

"He took this video with his own hands. Those who showed me doubted the world. According to him, the police were also scared enough. That corpse chaser is very evil!"

In the class, everyone was dumbfounded.

A video, almost less than half a minute, has been downloaded more than once.

Everyone got off.

It took less than three seconds to watch.

The chat history is like an explosive barrage, swiping past the screen.

"Fuck, shit, shit, what the hell is this corpse that can move by itself?!"

"Hiss... I'm in bed, my scalp is numb, I almost peed my pants. Zombie! A serious zombie!"

"This is much scarier than a horror movie, my god, after watching it, I feel like there are zombies jumping in the corridor!!!."

The school committee took the lead in not doing personnel affairs: "@门师、@师者, teachers, don't sleep! Someone is pornographic and hot, hurry up and download it! hi?(.???.)?"

Others followed suit one after another: "Shit, I can't sleep anymore, and when I close my eyes, I'm full of zombies... Repost it to benefit the society!"

The students in the class, most of the night, were all terrified.

After slowing down.

It's a row of bulls brushing past.

"Someone really drove the corpse away. I always thought it was a lie!"

"Can this zombie bite people!! Is General Kuang Tianyou inside?"

"Fart, of course it's Mrs. Ren!"

After some hustle and bustle.

The homeroom teacher swallowed, and forced himself to be calm and froze: "Who is spreading this superstitious feudal video?! In the middle of the night, what if I scare people?!"

The biology teacher wiped off his cold sweat, and began to comment in the group: "How old are you and still believe this? How many times have I said that it is impossible for a person to have a dead body after death. This is unscientific."

A younger physical education teacher: "I guess this is a clip from some movie, please call me next time you really have pornography. I'm here to criticize, not to tremble."

Lou ***committee: "@学委员会, are you the one who brought the imperial army here! (￢_￢) aim"

Ban Li became honest at once.

Think about it too.

These days, there are a lot of fake videos online.

head teacher:

"The Haoqi Cemetery will hold the martyr's tomb ceremony soon. Everyone should learn the revolutionary spirit well, and then feel the courage of the martyrs in the cemetery. Don't be frightened by these pretentious and feudal superstitions."

"As students, we must study hard and believe in science! Believe in the truth! Just listen to things like corpse hunters for fun, and the consequences will be more serious if you take it seriously."

Facing the words of the head teacher.

The students are all listless.No reply.

Zhao Kai, the pretender who joined Penguin as a summer job, was the first to jump out: "Haha, the teacher is right, what I feel in Penguin is the beauty of technology, which is the most advanced thing of the era! What rush?" Corpse people, that's all feudal dross. It's a lie to children."

Xu Xian, Zhao Kai's number one licking dog, immediately followed up: "Have you not seen the consequences of believing in feudal superstition?"

"Brother Kai, who believes in science, has flourished in penguins. The last time Mayor Wei Siwei visited the penguins, it was our office arranged by Brother Kai."

"Those who believe in feudal superstition...hehe, @江白. Our corpse chaser."

"Jiang Bai, have you been criticized and educated yet? Watch the video, you are with me, and if you have the opportunity, you can share how to get rid of the corpse."

As soon as he finished speaking.

It was flushed directly.

Jiang Bai's popularity is still good.

A bunch of people came out and turned back.

"Are you, Xu Xian, are you sick? It's hard enough for someone to be scammed by a pyramid scheme, but you still say such coercive words as a classmate? If you don't feel uncomfortable talking, just shut up."

"F*ck Xu Xian, Jiang Bai don't pay attention to him, this guy has been peeing for three years, and the dog's mouth can't spit out ivory, don't worry about it, everyone is waiting for you to come back."

"That's right, young and frivolous, who hasn't been cheated yet, I was almost kidnapped last year to sell my ass in Vietnam, and I was laughed at for a year, Jiang Bai, don't worry, it's not a big deal!"

"Speaking of which, Jiang Bai, have you come out of the military area? Give everyone a message. We are all worried about you."

Jiang Bai read the news.

is not affected in any way.

After Zhao Kai and Xu Xian said it, it was like a deaf ear to him.

I didn't intend to pay attention to it.

But so many students care about themselves.

Jiang Bai's heart warmed up, he tapped the keyboard, and responded: "I'm fine, I'm really chasing the corpse, see you at the cemetery tomorrow. The one in the video is me. It's okay."

As soon as Jiang Bai bubbled, the group boiled.

"You're still playing tricks, don't make trouble, we will learn from the military region's criticism, and no one will laugh at you."

"That's right, don't be so self-deprecating, **** Xu Xian, I'll beat him up for you tomorrow."

"Don't mention the corpse chaser in the future, the big guy knows that you feel uncomfortable, so don't make fun of yourself with this scar so reluctantly."

"Can you really come back tomorrow?!"

Looking at the focus of the group, it became Jiang Bai who had been missing for several days.

Zhao Kai was very upset.

Zhao Kai smiled and sent another message:

"Yeah, don't talk about the corpse chaser, poke Jiang Bai's wound. Our company has been busy recently and needs to recruit a few interns. Are there any students interested?"

As soon as the message was sent out.

The students immediately responded.

Even the squad leader, who was very cold and serious before, sent Zhao Kai a private chat.

Ask him to help and fight for an internship opportunity for himself.

Facing the flattery and entreaties of his classmates, Zhao Kai felt flattered in his heart.

Regardless of whether the exorcist is real or not, it has nothing to do with him anyway.

In this three-acre land, he, Zhao Kai, is still the most dazzling star among his classmates!

"Good talk! Good talk!"

Zhao Kai responded perfunctorily to the news.

His eyes subconsciously swept across the group chat list.

He wants to see who can resist this temptation.

When he saw Jiang Bai's head.

He couldn't help but sneered.

Didn't Jiang Bai say that he was that corpse exorcist before?

And after that?

It's all right now, after being criticized and taught by the military region, how can I stand up straight when I come back?

As long as everyone mentions the corpse man, they all have to laugh at him in their hearts.

Jiang Bai is too lazy to go back, anyway, they will understand when they see the cemetery tomorrow.

The explanation is already too much to say, as long as everyone is at ease, he doesn't pay attention to people like Zhao Kai.

bell bell~~

The sound of the soul-destroying bell resounded all the way to chase the corpse.

far away.

Finally, I saw the boundaries of Jinling.

In front is Jinling, a bustling pedestrian street full of people.

"Huh... tired, exhausted..."

Dai Xiaomei sat on the grass without any image, wiping the sweat from her forehead from time to time.

This journey has been tough, Little Sister Dai.

Carrying the mobile phone stand all the way, he followed for nearly an hour in a daze.

At this point the whole person is going to be exhausted.

Fearing that it would affect Jiang Bai's drive away from the corpse, he was holding on and didn't mention a word of rest.

Seeing that the distance was not far away, Jiang Bai stopped, and she got a rest for a while.

Out of the corner of his eye, he looked at Jiang Bai who was sitting cross-legged not far away.

The little girl lowered her volume and whispered: "Brother Meng, let's work together. Is there any way for me to see the real face of the corpse exorcist? I was really curious all the way out of the military area. I stared at it every day. That dog hat The quality is really good, I didn't see clearly at all!!!"

Little Sister Dai has been thinking about this matter for more than a day or two.

But she thinks so.

Relying on his own IQ, if he wanted to play any tricks in front of the corpse exorcist, the risk factor was a bit high.

So I decided to brainstorm with water friends to see if I could come up with a good solution.

These guys are usually as cheap as ghosts.

Maybe there will be some bad idea.

Hear this.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were all taken aback.

But soon, they all reacted.

"The old woman has a lot of ambition! I'll support a wave with the funding of ten planes first!"

"Hey, if you don't want to part with your child, you can't be a wolf. It's really not good. Go to a room, a hotel, or something more exciting...go to an Internet cafe!! Then you'll see his ID card!"

"Brothers, am I going to be green, the old woman actually wanted to have a room with the corpse man, and shed tears of envy!"

"As the saying goes: in the future! We will see!"

"There is one thing to say, although the old woman is sitting in the airport, she looks pretty good, the boss of the dead body should still be tempted, after all, he is looking at the dead body every day."

this gang...

***!

Watching the barrage floating across the screen.