Being a corpse chaser in summer vacation: exposed by the dumb girl!

Li Fugui sighed helplessly, and just wanted to get up and leave.

But at this moment, the door of the office was suddenly pushed open.

I saw a figure wearing a bamboo hat and a robe, walking in.

Followed by a beautiful woman in hot shorts.

Seeing this, Li Fugui immediately groaned!

He fell to the ground and hugged the thighs of the two policemen, not daring to let go.

His body was shaking, and he cried out with snot and tears: "It's him! It's the zombie he manipulated! Uncle policeman, please help me!"

The smiles of the two policemen suddenly subsided.

Just now they saw that this person's attire was a little weird.

Coupled with Li Fugui's frightened expression at this time, it was even more wrong.

After all, this kid has always been naughty.

There are almost no people who can scare him.

"What do you want to do?"

Suddenly, the two policemen looked at Jiang Bai with some vigilance.

"Comrade police, hello, I found some prohibited items, I hope you can recycle them."

Jiang Bai smiled slightly and said his purpose.

Prohibited items?

Hearing this, the two police officers relaxed a little.

Recently, the authorities have been cracking down hard, and many merchants selling toy guns or imitation swords have packed up their bags and run away.

The remaining sources of goods couldn't be handled, and they were reluctant to throw them away, so they simply hid them in some hidden places.

As a result, many citizens recently accidentally discovered some prohibited items and voluntarily handed them in.

Usually they are toys or imitation swords.

In this way, this person's strange dress can also make sense, after all, he is afraid of being retaliated, and it is understandable.

Although the two policemen dispelled some doubts.

But to be on the safe side, they still said to Jiang Bai: "Before this kid reported that you were related to zombies, I hope you can explain it."

"Zombies!? Police officer, what time is it? It's 2021. You have to believe in science. Where did the zombies come from?"

Jiang Bai didn't look flustered at all.

He shrugged calmly, as if he couldn't understand what the two police officers were saying.

[Science: Did you think about me when you showed off your operation? !Remember me when you take the blame! ! 】

[The police uncles at the moment don't know what they are going to face, hahahaha! 】

[The boss of the corpse with a knife and gun on his back said that the corpse exorcist was right! 】

[Corpse chasers = the end of science, in the Ganges! 】

[Twelve dead bodies + ghost fire + mouse kowtow = found.Mathematician Hua Luogeng called this equation awesome! 】

The water friends in the live broadcast room were already laughing together.

Not because of anything else.

Just believe that the words of science come out of Jiang Bai's mouth, how to listen to it and how to violate it.

The two policemen were embarrassed when they heard this.

indeed so.

Now that science is so advanced, feudal superstition has long since declined.

As policemen, they should ask such questions, which is really inappropriate.

"Okay, Li Fugui! Stop making trouble! Come out quickly!"

Li Fugui was dragged up.

But quickly retracted his head into his clothes, for fear that Jiang Bai would remember his appearance.

He is almost desperate now.

Even the police uncle doesn't believe in himself, so what can we do!

Finished!

It seems that I can't survive tonight, maybe tomorrow morning, Li Fugui will become Li Zombie!

God is going to kill me, Li Fugui!

sad!Sigh!

Thanks to me, Li Fugui, I have the emperor's life for nothing!

Jiang Bai doesn't know what Li Fugui is thinking about.

After saying hello to the two policemen, he turned and walked out of the office, saying that he had brought the contraband.

In this regard, the two policemen did not take it seriously.

Although these things are said to be contraband, they are actually not that dangerous.

Most of them are just children's toys.

Jiang Bai stood at the door.

From his bosom, he took out a soul-inducing bell with a bright yellow luster.

Police: (⊙x⊙;)(⊙x⊙;)

"What are you doing here? Aren't you going to fetch something?"

Jiang Bai nodded, and said as a matter of course: "It's a bit heavy, I'll let someone carry it back. It will be fine soon."

The soul-inducing bell in his hand shook violently.

bell bell~~~

Chapter 66 The stupid girl is numb: the dead man, please stop showing off

Hear the gunshot.

Li Fugui's body trembled again!

He clenched his fists, his little face tensed.

No!

I can no longer avoid it!

These people dare to shoot at the police station, what else can't be done!

I must come forward to calm all this down.

even if...

What you pay will be your own life!

"Farewell! This world, your emperor will return!"

Li Fugui plucked up his courage and stuck his head out of his clothes.

Looking at the two policemen with numbed and terrified faces: "The truth is right in front of you, don't you believe what I said?"

"They! They are zombies! Those guns and machetes are their murder weapons!"

Li Fugui wished to take out his heart to prove his innocence.

The two policemen were not in the mood to bother him.

It's a big deal for a police station to fire and kill someone! !

Jiang Bai glanced at Li Fugui, the young man is very courageous.

Li Fugui kicked his legs as if he had seen a ghost, and passed out.

Jiang Bai: "..."

Convex (fuck dish f*ck).

Are you polite bro?

Dai Xiaomei chuckled, couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud.

"You guys are still in the mood to laugh!" Old Zhao was about to die of anxiety, he rushed up and grabbed Bai Wuchang's arm, his hands were shaking nervously, if he really hurt someone, he would never forgive himself for the rest of his life.

He really didn't expect that this kind of out-of-print weapon from the last century was actually a real one! !

"Quick, look where you got shot."

"It's my problem, call, immediately, call 120!"

Jiang Bai coughed: "It's okay, my brother is born with supernatural power."

"And toy guns, it's not a big problem."

Jiang Bai stretched out his hand.

At Bai Wuchang's feet, he picked up a yellow bullet.

It has been deformed astonishingly! !

Pointing to Bai Wuchang's undamaged white robes, "Two police officers, if it's a real gun, how could there be no blood? Normal people, it's possible to force bullets. Is there nothing wrong with it? Is this in line with scientific principles?" ..

"Under normal circumstances,..."

He generously returned the dented bullet head to the original owner and handed it to Police Officer Zhao, "Hey~ Can a normal person push the bullet head like this? It's not scientific at all!"

Two police officers: "..."

Their lifetime of cold sweat felt like it was all gone in one go today.

The juniors are dry and wet and dry.

They take a deep breath.

Taking a closer look, this tall and thin man did not have any wounds, and his clothes were not torn.

It's outrageous!

Two policemen: "????"

There was a loud gunshot just now.

Now you tell me it's a toy?

But when they saw Bai Wuchang, they could still jump around in place.

My heart suddenly became more confused!

"Fuck? Is it a toy? But what happened to the gunshot just now?"

"It must be fake, let alone blood, even the clothes are not broken!"

The two policemen breathed a sigh of relief.

I think it may be that these toys are made more realistically, which is why there was such a loud gunshot just now.

The two of them pondered, and they will take a look at it later.

If there is such a realistic simulation toy on the market, it is not a trivial matter.

The most important thing is that this kind of gun is basically out of print. No military factory will mass-produce this kind of thing without modern equipment.

Let's talk about it when we disassemble it.

On the other hand, Old Zhao had an inexplicable entanglement in his eyes, and his gaze was fixed on these people.

I have a terrible headache.

The live broadcast room was shocked: