Being a corpse chaser in summer vacation: exposed by the dumb girl!

He got up from the ground with a bang, looked at Jiang Bai excitedly and said, "Master, let's go buy a melon to quench our thirst?"

There is no doubt that although this guy is carrying a big bag on his body all the time, there is not a hair in his pocket except for the magic utensils used in the practice of exorcising evil.

Zhang Chunchun has complained to himself about this a long time ago. His little money is all under the control of his master Qiusheng, and he even called it a fine tradition left by his master. If he was not convinced, he practiced and became a master, and he went to find it himself. An apprentice to go!

Jiang Bai despised Qiu Sheng's approach very much, because he didn't resent his disciples to pit him!

Immediately, he could only sigh, and turned over his trouser pocket, which was cleaner than his face, so that Xiaochun's bright eyes lost focus in an instant.

But at this time Jiang Bai also stood up and said with a smile: "Let's go, today the uncle is teaching you how to eat sweet melons without spending money, and if you play well, you can make money Yo~!"

"Aha?!"

Zhang Chunchun was suspicious, obviously he didn't believe it, but he couldn't bear the temptation of watermelon, so he could only follow the uncle who bought melon.

The uncle was very dark, and his clothes were plain. He was obviously a melon farmer from a nearby village who came to sell melons, which made Zhang Chuntian even more hesitant.

He whispered: "Master, can't we do this?"

"It's okay, and who said that I will make others suffer? Just look at it!"

Jiang Bai said nonchalantly, then walked closer, and asked the uncle who greeted him with a smile: "Uncle, how did you buy this melon? Is it sweet?"

"The red envelope is sweet! It only costs [-] cents a catty, does the boss want one?"

The melon farmer introduced it with a smile, and took out a cut melon, cut two small pieces and sent them to the two.

Zhang Chunchun also said thank you in embarrassment, but he didn't know how to refuse, but Jiang Bai had already taken a bite and finished it, and threw the melon skin on the ground without any branches.

Chapter 889 You're the one who cut me melons, don't you?

"Eight cents a catty?! Your melon rind is gold...uh...why is it so expensive?!"

Jiang Bai opened his mouth and came, but after thinking about it for a while, although it was a bit inappropriate, he continued to speak dissatisfied.

Zhang Chunchun was a little dumbfounded, looking at Jiang Bai who is so angry at the moment, what do we think and how to treat those bad youths in society?

Immediately reminded anxiously: "Master, eight hairs are really not expensive!"

"Wasao, this watermelon is really cheap, I sold it for six yuan a catty!"

"Yeah, shameless old thief, don't stop talking!"

"This is still a seedless watermelon, bring the wicked, this melon farmer, you should stop messing with him!"

"Wuuuuuuu, now our Sakura Province is Kyushu, and our watermelon here only costs ten yuan a catty. I am so happy!"

......

The people in the live broadcast room finally couldn't help frying the pot at this moment. Looking at the astonished and wronged melon farmer, the knives were raised one after another, and there was a look like Jiang Bai hurriedly explained.

Jiang Bai was unmoved, but turned his head and glanced at Zhang Chunchun and said: "You said that you are such a big person, how can you eat melons and not spit out seeds? Are you going to spit up soon?"

"Huh? But I didn't eat the seeds either?"

Zhang Chunchun was a little dumbfounded, but he still answered seriously.

"Pfft~!"

It's a pity that as soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Bai hit his elbow directly on his belly, and with a bang, a black watermelon seed was spit out from his mouth.

Seeing that there are really seeds, Zhang Chunchun is also surprised, but still thinks that Jiang Bai is making a big fuss, and can't help joking: "Master, don't you fear that eating seeds will make your belly bigger? Will it grow out?".

Jiang Bai was also completely speechless, and he glanced at him coldly and didn't say much.

If I don't fix it for you, watermelon will really grow on your stomach tonight, do you believe it or not?

And Zhang Chunchun didn't notice it at the moment. The moment he spit out the watermelon seed, Gua Nong's eyes changed instantly, but it just disappeared for a flash, and soon returned to the original.

Looking at Jiang Bai with a wry smile, he said: "Boss, mine is really not expensive anymore. The watermelon is grown by myself. I guarantee that there is no medicine. You can rest assured when you eat it, right?"

"Also, I'm not Brother Qiang!"

"Haha, I'm just kidding, uncle, don't mind, eight cents a catty, right? You can count how much, I want them all!"

Jiang Bai also slammed his expression, then waved his big hand with a smile.

"Okay, okay! As long as you don't chop my melon!"

After hearing these words, the coldness in Gua Nong's eyes completely dissipated, and his heart was extremely excited.

That's right, he is not a human being, and the melon seeds that Zhang Chuntian spit out just now are indeed the curse released by it, eating it is equal to the establishment of the curse!

At first, I was worried that this human being would spot it, but now it seems that it is nothing more than that!

"Okay, just wait a moment, I'll call you right now!"

He smiled and agreed, and immediately moved out the watermelons one by one.

Jiang Bai also kicked Zhang Chunchun who was still in a daze at the moment, dissatisfied: "What are you still doing in a daze? Go to the bureau to borrow a loudspeaker, and then shout like this!"

Zhang Chunchun subconsciously took a branch from Jiang Bai, and was completely stunned in place, and sent out an "ah" from the depths of his soul.

"No, it's really... go, go, I'll go!"

Looking at the contents of the note, Zhang Chunchun hesitated at first, but when he saw Jiang Bai raised his leg and wanted to kick himself again, he hurriedly nodded and ran into the police station.

After a while, I really ran out with a loudspeaker in my arms, followed by a large group of Shu Li, all of them cheerful, obviously all came to watch the play.

Suppressing the shame in his heart, Zhang Chunchun finally picked up the loudspeaker and shouted: "Selling melons~! Selling melons~! Sweeter than a lover, more beautiful than a first love, only four yuan a catty~!"

The audience in the live broadcast room: ? ? ? ! ! !

"Wozhuo?"

"Pfft, it only costs four yuan a catty to sell melons, you guys really make money by eating melons, right?"

"What a mess, a business genius!"

"It doesn't count, it's just that Uncle Gua Nong's selling price is too low, which makes it cheaper, you bastard!"

"But one thing to say, this melon looks really good!"

......

Originally, due to the angle of view, the audience in the live broadcast room did not see what was written on the note, but now they heard Zhang Chunchun's yelling, and everyone laughed stupidly again.

Uncle Gua Nong watched this scene, and the smile on his face became brighter and brighter.

Although the guy in the mask is a bit mean-spirited, he is really a good person!

He even spread the curse for it. When the time comes, all the human beings who buy melons will die in front of him. I believe this human expression will be more interesting, right?

Four yuan melons are not cheap, but compared to the consumption in the city, they are really not expensive. Soon many passers-by were attracted, and they all bought some. After the change, the snot bubble was about to burst out laughing.

Not to mention here is comparable to the pocket money that the master gave him for a month!

The watermelon seller is Zhang Chunchun, but when each melon is delivered to passers-by, Jiang Bai will knock on it with his fingers.

The curse is a real curse, but this melon is indeed a real watermelon. Yin energy is not good for human beings, but human beings have always been a magical creature with yin and yang in their bodies.

And what Jiang Bai did was to add a ray of immortal energy to the curse inside, and remove the curse, but left the Yin Qi to fuse with the immortal energy.

It’s just that this melon is really a little tonic for ordinary people to eat, such as nosebleeds, diarrhea, etc. Anyway, it’s just not good for people!

Fortunately, people who sell melons don't know about these things, and neither do people who buy melons, otherwise they would respectfully bow to him, and then ask him: "Excuse me, are you the king of hell?"

After the last melon was sold out, holding a lot of money in his hand, Zhang Chunchun finally burst out laughing out of his snot.

After Jiang Bai gave him a disgusted look, he slowly took out two tickets from them and handed them to Gua Nong. Amid Gua Nong's gratitude, he watched the two leave.

"Jie Jie Jie, I really look forward to it~!"

"When my curse spreads out completely, this city will be destroyed. Presumably so many souls and evil spirits are enough to open that damned door, right?"

Clutching the two tickets tightly in his hand, Gua Nong's drooping cheeks under the big brim of his hat were full of cruel sneers and ferocity.

It's just that he himself didn't seem to notice that the moment the patterns and characters on the two tickets touched his palms, they twisted and turned into spells, like tattoos, which were deeply imprinted on him. in the hands of...

Chapter 890 You are a ghost, is it appropriate to show off at this age!

"Wow, another one came out!"

"By the way, how many times is this? No way, why don't we still fight demons and spirits and call people from the Supernatural Bureau?"

"This is the seventh one, hey, let alone, they are really persistent!"

"Who says no, we want to call the police, but they just refuse, what can we do?"

"Fortunately, the dirty thing is blocked below, and the people upstairs should not be in danger."

......

Downstairs of a certain office building, the huge square at the moment is surrounded by people eating melons on the inner three floors and the outer three floors.

It was because there seemed to be an evil creature in the office building. When he was about to harm someone, he happened to be bumped into by a group of capable people, and ended up doing it.

It's a pity that the evil spirit seems to be a bit strong, and one hits seven or eight without losing the wind. From time to time, an unlucky one is thrown out from the gate or window. Fortunately, although the injury is unclear, because the number of capable people is superior, at least No lives were lost.

"Hiss, tsk tsk tsk, uncle, the things inside are really black, look at that slit just now was torn to pieces!"

Among the crowd, Zhang Chunchun was holding several bulging bags in his hand, watching the excitement excitedly.

Jiang Bai curled his lips indifferently, reached out and took out a pack of melon seeds from a bag he was carrying, and knocked them.

And judging from the bag full of spicy chicken hanging in front of him, it is obvious that he has been a melon eater for a long time.

It's not that he's not in a hurry, but that the melon seller hasn't made any follow-up actions. Of course, he won't just wait around and take the spring to find other evil masters nearby.

Obviously, the person in the office building in front of him is also one of the targets, and it still represents an extremely dangerous black evil spirit!

But what's interesting is that those capable people are a group of blood moon treacherous people who evolved due to the influence of the blood moon.

On the other hand, the ghost selling melons is also having a hard time, and now it is starting to suspect that ghosts were born.

Originally, it was following Jiang Bai and the other two, trying to wait for the curse to strike, but after waiting for a long time without any movement, it wanted to see if the other people who bought melons were dead.

But what made it dumbfounded was that they were obviously a group of ordinary human beings, even 80-year-olds and children a few years old. They watched them eat their own melons, but they were all alive and kicking.

This... this makes the ghost very confused, okay?

What makes it even more uncomfortable is that although its curse is terrible, the condition for activating it is to eat its melons. Unwilling to give up, it made hundreds of cursed watermelons and sold them cheaply, but still did not see a single human being with them. passed away.

Frustrated, it caught a group of miscellaneous fish and little ghosts on the spot and forced them to stuff them. As a result, the curse took effect immediately, and even the ghosts were rotten into puddles of mud, which is enough to prove how awesome and powerful its curse is.

However, looking at the group of human beings who ate their own melons and smiled harsher than ghosts, the melon seller fell into deep thought.

Could it be that my own curse...can only be effective on the same kind? !

What the hell is playing with a hammer? !

That's why the melon-selling ghost has become autistic, and even more so, he is not in the mood to do such a arduous and glorious task of cursing and killing the entire city's human beings.

This made the Jiangbai people who have been paying attention to it all the time stupid. They were almost not stuck by the melon seed shell, and everyone stood up from the pony.

"Uncle, are you ready to make a move?"

Zhang Chunchun thought it was Jiang Bai who was going to make a move, and immediately stood up, and skillfully put away the two people's ponytails.

"No, it was the melon seller at the beginning, but it didn't move?"

Jiang Bai's words were almost said by gnashing his teeth, which made Zhang Chuntian slowly put a question mark on his head.

"No, what the hell is it an evil ghost? How about a vicious evil ghost? In the end, it turned out that a good human being was not killed, and it was left here to spoil it?"

The more he thought about it, the more angry Jiang Bai complained with dissatisfaction, and the onlookers who were also eating melons and watching the show subconsciously walked away from him a few steps with their mouths curled up and their brows furrowed.

Could this guy be a lunatic?

Zhang Chunchun:? ? ?

Live audience: ? ? ?

"Waterfa? Take the villain, do you want to hear what you have said?"

"Pfft~! What do you mean by letting good humans not be killed? It is recommended to strictly investigate the third generation. He doesn't seem to be pretending!"

"Aite Lin City Police, there is a pervert here, Shu Li, arrest him quickly!"

"Well, that's right, it's the same place, and I'm an old acquaintance. After all, I just went to your bureau for tea in the morning!"

"Police in Lin City: Hiss~! Spicy~! Really spicy~! You have really hot eyes~! Don't come here! Come here again and we will fight the demon spirits!"

"It's not right upstairs, can't you hit Yaoyaojiu?"