Being a corpse chaser in summer vacation: exposed by the dumb girl!

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Accompanied by a burst of noisy cries, at the moment when the sandalwood burned out and the ancient Buddha disappeared, those children who were like vegetatives and puppets came back to their souls amidst the excited shouts and laughter!

Chapter 846 Light some incense to calm down?

"Woooooooo..."

"Wow~! Whoa~!"

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All the children opened their dazed and scared eyes, looking at Jiang Bai in front of them, and kept crying.

Just like newborn chicks, the first thing they see is their parents. Of course, these children are not birds. Although their souls have been missing for so many years, the human brain has instincts, which has caused the current situation. appearance.

Jiang Bai smiled helplessly, and with a crisp sound, the rope that bound the children collapsed between his fingers, and the children who could no longer bear the fear in their hearts crawled towards him one by one.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"

"Children, you have to remember this person in front of you, he gave you a new life!"

"Hahaha, it's okay to cry, it's okay to cry!"

"Zhuo, my 1.9-meter Northeast guy can't stop crying!"

"Hey, this is the time to see his gentle side with the villain. Can't you be kinder to our old fans?"

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At this moment, looking at the crying children, everyone laughed so happily, because what they represented was not only their own new life, but also a kind of hope!

Fortunately, Jiang Bai was rescued by Gao Xiaolan in the end. After all, he is still a child himself. How can he bring such a large group of children?

"Ding, congratulations to the host for killing the spirit monster in the middle stage of existence, the monster turtle!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host for gaining 100 million points of merit power, 100 million cultivation bases of the first realm in the world!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting a special reward: [Three Corpse Incense]!"

[Three Corpse Fragrances]: The special magic weapon of the Taoist sect to exorcise corpses, burn the three incenses, attract the three cleans, and the world will open up!

"Nest?!"

This time, Jiang Bai was really swearing. Looking at the three ordinary sandalwood in his hand, the whole person shivered.

Who is Sanqing?

That's the god of the Daoist sect, really. Super invincible boss!

As long as this thing is ignited, can those three super giants be invited out?

Jiang Bai was stunned, and even wanted to get angry and calm down first.

If he directly ignites it now, and after inviting the ancestors of the Sanqing down, let them directly recast Yin and Yang, then it will be a matter of waving his hands, right?

After all, no matter what kind of monsters and goblins, in front of these three giants, isn't there not a single scum in the eyes left?

"Ding, warning, Sanshixiang can only ask Sanqing to drop a ray of divine power at most, and it will cost a lot of good fortune and a great price. Please do what the host can do, don't daydream!"

The prompt sound of the system woke up Jiang Bai, making him curl his lips in dissatisfaction, and muttered in dissatisfaction: "(ˉ▽￣～) Cut~~, no one is allowed to think about it?"

To be honest, Jiang Bai was really moved just now, but before he had time to act, he was directly shot to death on the beach by Gou Ride, the dog system.

"Om~!"

At the same time, at the place where the giant Buddha appeared before, a dense colored light suddenly lit up, as if the rainbow had been kneaded into a ball, full of dreamy beauty.

"All on guard, Wang Quan, immediately take the children and evacuate from the temple area first!"

But in such a place, something that suddenly appeared was beautiful and terrifying.

The old captain drank heavily, and immediately put people on alert.

"Well~! Well~!"

"Everyone, don't get excited. This thing is actually a [-]-year lifespan that I borrowed from the Buddha. It's not a monster."

Jiang Bai waved his hand and smiled at this time, but what puzzled him was that after he finished speaking, the surroundings seemed to suddenly quiet down strangely.

Subconsciously turning his head in doubt, he saw a pair of people with wide-eyed eyes and wide-open mouths.

"I, me, me... my mother?!"

"My God, [-] million years... how about [-] million years of lifespan?!"

"He really did it?"

"He is so fierce!"

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Crazy, everyone is crazy at the moment!

If there is anything that is the most tempting to human beings, it is definitely life, because with life, everything is possible, and if life is gone, then there is really nothing.

And now someone suddenly tells you that he has a lifespan of [-] million years in his hand, who wouldn't be crazy to change this?

"Hey, what did I think? Isn't it just a little lifespan? By the way, the Buddha is really digging. If you want to get it, you have to pay the same value as the price. This traditional concept of not being able to consume ahead of time is really true. I'm so angry! I'm shaking and cold!"

Jiang Bai said indifferently, and then turned his head to stare at the crooked light of life in front of him, his face full of disgust.

Crowd:......

"Hahaha, it's not a waste of money, [-] million years of life, frankly, human beings don't have a history of [-] million years, who can afford this price?"

"I didn't expect that, even if you take the villain, you won't be able to borrow anything?"

"Suddenly happy, hahaha!"

"After those babies were rescued, the second good thing happened today!"

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The audience in the live broadcast room woke up from the shock, looked at Jiang Bai's face, and laughed happily.

Glancing at the jumping barrage, Jiang Bai had a disdainful sneer on the corner of his mouth, pretending to be helpless and said: "Oh, I still plan to take this thing, and share it with everyone, it seems You don't like it, so I should return it first?"

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At this moment, all the laughter stopped abruptly again. Looking at the man in front of him, his breathing became heavier, and his eyeballs turned red as if they were about to mutate.

"Don't, Baba, I was wrong, Baba!"

"I don't want too much, first give those good people a little more, and then just give me a hundred and eighty years!"

"Papa!"

"Papa!"

"Papa!"

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Netizens in this session are obviously very sensible, without Jiang Bai saying much, the unified word "Ba Ba" completely occupies the entire screen, which makes Jiang a smug smile.

Then he said seriously: "In recent years, the spirit has recovered, and the evil spirits have been unbridled. Our human race has caused too many tragedies and unnecessary losses."

"Everyone, please rest assured, this is what God owes us, no matter how high the price is, I will take it back!"

Jiang Bai's words were majestic and loud, and everyone's breath was once again held, and the warm current in their hearts made their noses sour again.

"I still don't want it, the price of [-] million years of life, how can I afford it!"

"That's right. Birth, old age, sickness and death are God's will. You can't be messed up!"

"Big Daddy, I'm very glad that I'm still alive. Don't do anything stupid!"

"For the price of [-] million years of life, you won't be able to kill everyone. Daddy, we are all joking. You can't touch this thing!"

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Chapter 847 Evil: You are noble, you asked me to pay your debts?

Everyone hurriedly opened their mouths, and the disturbing barrage kept swiping the screen, worrying that Jiang Bai would really do something stupid for them.

Who can afford the price of [-] million years of life?

Facing everyone's concern, Jiang Bai's heart was also warm, and he said with a smile: "What are you thinking, even if I divide it, of course it will be distributed to those victims who have been violated by evil spirits and have lost their lifespan ah."

As he said that, he suddenly looked puzzled and said, "And who told you that I have to pay the price myself?"

Crowd: ? ? ?

Looking at the confused and puzzled expressions of the crowd, and the series of question marks in the barrage, Jiang Bai smiled again.

"Fuck, it's really inappropriate to lead a wicked person!"

"Is he human? Does he have a heart?"

"Take the villain, do you know what is * *?"

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! No one can afford this price!"

"I'll wipe it, black boss, it's dangerous!"

"Aren't you going to grab the wool of the black boss again? Don't, this time it's not a joke!"

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Everyone was stunned, especially when they saw Jiang Bai's wretched expression, they were speechless for a while, wishing to get into the screen and give him two punches.

Glancing at the rolling barrage, Jiang Bai snorted coldly: "Oh, love? Who said I don't understand love?"

"Ouch? Shall I wipe?"

"Is the villain going to expose his lover?"

"Women, you are a big melon, let me see who my sister-in-law is, and I can take care of her when your dog brings me!"

"Woooooo, no, it's not true, how could I be broken in love?"

"Wasao, it's unreasonable. A straight steel man like a villain also has a lover?"

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Everyone was stunned again, and at the same time, it aroused infinite curiosity, and their eyes lit up.

At this moment, Jiang Bai took out a blank talisman paper and pen and ink, but the difference this time was that the talisman paper was black and even exuded a strange evil spirit.

The ink is even more blood red, nothing else, it is really ghost tears collected by Jiang Bai before.

While arranging the things in his hands, Jiang Bai slowly raised his head, his eyes seemed to be filled with nostalgia and memories, and all the noisy people subconsciously quieted down.

"I remember that when I was in junior high school, in order to give her a piece of chocolate I made by myself, I gave a piece to every student in the class, and then she also fed me a piece of candy."

"After I finished eating, she smiled and said, I accidentally dropped it on the ground just now, isn't it delicious? She laughed, and I laughed too."

"I said it's okay, because you fed it with your own hands, and it's all sweet. I saw her face was always red that afternoon until after school..."

After Jiang Bai finished speaking, the talisman seal in his hand has also been drawn.

"Damn it, take the villain as a freshman, even a junior high school student?"

"Damn! I always thought he was a straight man, but I didn't expect him to be a lover!"

"It really scared my titanium alloy dog ​​eyes, you will die if you lead the wicked! Woooooo..."

"You're blushing now? You don't even let the students off when you bring the wicked, tsk tsk tsk..."

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The entire live broadcast room became sour, and the yin and yang became angry. Seeing this completely different style of painting from the imagination, Jiang Bai was also anxious.

Rolling up her sleeves, she said, "Of course, that girl at that time had a lot of hands in her pockets, and my own hands hurt for a whole class, so why didn't she blush?!"

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At this moment, the stupid and puzzled eyes as clear as a college student's, and the little question mark once again occupied the high IQ of all the people who eat melons.

"Is this what you call love?"

Even Gao Xiaolan, the only girl present, couldn't help but complain.

Jiang Bai turned his head away, dissatisfied: "Why is this not counted? Just say that she blushed because of me!"