Being a corpse chaser in summer vacation: exposed by the dumb girl!

"Haha, this Taihu is obviously a devil and muscle man, but it turns out to be a funny comparison!".

"Hahaha, they are so cute!"

"Where are those who questioned your lord at the beginning? Does your face hurt? Who said incense ash is useless?"

"That's right, it's useless to bring wicked people along, so why don't you grab the plane ticket to Jinling?"

"Nest, are you planning to dig a lair for the wicked?!"

"Hey hey, it's our principal who brought the villain. He personally burned three incense sticks when the Zhenmo University started. I've already seen the sandalwood from back then!"

......

The playfulness of the two big men warmed up the entire audience in the live broadcast room, and the last trace of worry in their hearts finally dissipated.

Sure enough, leading a villain is a duplicity and tsundere~!Chinese website

"Well, guys... are we?!"

Just when Taihu was rubbed against the ground and begged for mercy by raising his hand, the surrounding environment suddenly began to change, the whole thing was distorted and drifted away like thick smoke, and familiar and vigilant faces appeared beside him. guys.

What made everyone even more astonished was that they seemed to have returned to the Buddhist hall at the beginning, or in other words, they never left from the beginning to the end!

"Hey? I was about to successfully backhand that Gouride ghost just now, why are you back?"

"Hey, that kid on the other side, yes, it's you, are you guys real or fake?"

"Did someone kill that old ghost monk?"

"Wasao, Captain? Taihu? Are you playing some new game?"

......

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, but it was more of a hidden precaution. After all, it was not like they had never met "acquaintances" before, but they were almost stabbed in the back in the blink of an eye. God knows whether these people are people or ghosts?

"Okay, you don't need to guess, what you see are real people, if you don't believe me, you can try stabbing the other party."

Finally, Jiang Bai couldn't stand it anymore, Kacha took another bite of the apple that came down from the altar, and said lightly.

Everyone looked at each other, and it seemed that they had suddenly made a unified decision. The turbulent Yin energy suddenly rose from the body, and each of them, like wolves and tigers, fiercely killed Jiang Bai Qiqi!

"Tsk, are you playing with this? This is what you guys did first~!"

Jiang Bai frowned slightly, and instantly understood the meaning of these guys, and he was not annoyed. Instead, there was a smile on the corner of his mouth. A piece of evil spirit talisman condensed in front of him with the flick of his fingers, and the moment it touched everyone's curse, it exploded The eerie blue light that rose immediately enveloped everyone.

"I'll go, big brother, don't, this sword is an SS-level item, it's really expensive!"

"Oh ho ho ho (Tom screams), I'll drop my waist!"

"It's the real thing, everyone is buzzing!"

......

In an instant, everyone was thrown out ten times faster than when they came. Although they were not injured, many people almost cried when they saw the ghost props in their hands that were on the verge of collapse.

"Hahaha, I was stunned just now, how dare they?"

"It's really the most correct decision. If everyone else is pretending to be an evil ghost, the Taoist priest who drives the corpse will not be able to act."

"Although the method is a good method, it is a bit useless baby o(*￣︶￣*)o!"

"So the dirty thing that was scratched just now is that old monk? Everyone has cleared the customs?"

"Should I say it or not, in fact, I still want to see the plot where the young lady is torn and chased by the female ghost."

"Do you want to watch the plot? Are you sure you don't want to see the long legs of the female ghost that cut to the waist?"

......

Seeing the mournful appearance of the crowd, the barrage laughed loudly and impolitely.

"Sir, has the evil here been wiped out?"

Gao Xiaolan held her still beating heart, and finally couldn't see the female ghost, so she couldn't help asking with emotion.

"Cleared the level? Are you thinking about farting?"

Chapter 837 The Weirdness Finally Grows into Food

Jiang Bai's words made everyone a little silent, but also secretly shocked.

You must know that although none of them had any accidents just now, the experience was like a nightmare, and the ghost monk was just the first ghost they encountered in this temple!

"Then what shall we do now? Continue to go there?"

Gao Xiaolan had lingering fears in her heart, but she still looked at the back door on the side of the Buddha statue and asked.

"It won't work. The ghost monk seems to want to trap us here. Like the front door, we are now isolated."

It's just that this proposal was interrupted instantly when it was proposed. The rest of the people were startled, and they subconsciously threw out a cloud of Yin Qi and rushed towards the back, but the moment they touched the back, they were all blocked by an invisible force return.

Even the invisible Yin Qi cannot be separated from here, so their mortal bodies are even more impossible.

Fortunately, everyone was not discouraged. They couldn't leave here, and the clue to leave was definitely here. Qiqi began to investigate the entire Buddhist hall.

But as time passed by every minute and every second, not only did everyone gain nothing, but they even felt very tired. At this moment, they suddenly woke up. This room is like a devil, and they are the delicacies in the devil's stomach. They are quietly stealing and absorbing their strength and energy all the time!

"If I wipe it, can't I just set it on fire? I'm so anxious to see it!"

"Are you stupid? Everyone is locked in and can't get out. Let's not talk about whether the fire can be lit. Is setting the fire to burn yourself to death?"

"Isn't this ghost monk too insidious? After the strongest evil ghost inside was killed, he simply didn't show up, and only carried out sneak attacks in secret. This is to consume them to death!"

"What are you panicking about? Didn't you see that the wicked man is still snoring inside?"

"By the way, I've started to feel a little bit sympathetic to the fighters from the Supernatural Bureau. It's really hungry for nine meals in three days!"

......

The people in the live broadcast room talked a lot, and at the same time, they were helping with various suggestions, but unfortunately none of them worked. This is like playing a super difficult decryption game with everyone, which makes people excited and itchy.

"No, I'm really going to starve to death, although it looks a bit dry, do you want oranges?"

Finally, a somewhat obese soldier couldn't hold on any longer, grabbed a plate of tribute from the desk, and turned to ask everyone.

The curse he controls is a starving ghost. In order to match his ability, he usually likes to eat more, but now he really can't stand it anymore.

"Oranges? Fatty, are you dizzy from hunger, aren't those dates you took?"

Regarding the food, the crowd didn't have any rejection or reaction. After taking it one after another, one of the team members couldn't help but laughed jokingly.

"Jujue? Wocao, you are hungry and stupid, right? Isn't this a pineapple?"

"Huh? You said this sweet-scented osmanthus cake is pineapple?"

......

The others couldn't help but speak out, and just talking, everyone fell silent again, and shook off the tribute in their hands. While looking alert, they couldn't help but get excited.

"So, each of us sees different tributes, right?"

Taihu licked the corners of his chapped lips, and couldn't help but excitedly looked at the crowd.

While everyone nodded and retreated, they also raised the broken knife in their hands with a sneer.

"Nanai's, you really know how to play. It doesn't matter if you are the core of breaking the curse or something, take the knife first!"

Taihu roared, and the muscles all over his body swelled wildly, the remaining Yin Qi in his body twisted and whizzed, turning into a ball of scarlet blood and flowing over the broken knife.

The broken knife made a sharp whistling sound, and it had already slashed at the tribute thrown on the ground.

"Roar!"

"Boom~!"

Just when the boiling yin energy was about to touch those tributes, the world in front of everyone's eyes was distorted again, and with sharp roars, the entire Buddhist hall trembled.

Clouds of yin energy piled on top of each other. The original tributes were nothing more than oranges and red dates. Instead, they were constantly beating, human heads like basketballs, bouncing and jumping in the yin energy, making piercing noises non-stop. roar. Z.br>

"I'll boil you Nana!"

"Fatty, I'm Zhuo, wait a little bit, don't be impulsive!"

Thinking that I almost kissed these disgusting things just now, the fat man felt disgusted and furious for a while, his fat belly cracked, and instantly turned into a ferocious bloody mouth, and he was about to crush this group of ghost king-level breath When the head was killed, Haoxuan was pulled back by the team members on the side.

"Wasao, what the hell is this?!"

When the fat man followed the eyes of his teammates and looked up, he also exclaimed with a pale face, and closed his mouth on his stomach.

I saw that the tall Buddha statue that originally stood in the innermost part of the room had turned into a weird monster like a toad, and what was exhaling was the yin energy that permeated the entire Buddhist hall.

At this time, in the looming cloud, a pair of pale green eyeballs, like a lantern, are constantly writhing around, and under those eyes, there is a blood basin bigger than half a house big mouth.

The red-carpet-like giant tongue swayed with the eyeballs, as if thinking about which of them should be the first snack!

And with a disgusting sound, as if something came out of some viscous liquid, on the top of the "toad monster", the ghost monk who had disappeared before came out of it. Come half up.

It's just that compared with the peaceful appearance before, there are only skeletons left in the half step at this moment, there is still a weird smiling face on the half, and there are countless maggots wriggling around the body, which makes the scalp numb!

"Amitabha, all the guests, the poor monk saw that you were so tired, so he specially asked you to rest here, why didn't you listen to the advice, and didn't eat anything?"

The ghost monk didn't start killing directly, but put his palms together, made a very polite look, and asked everyone with a smile.

"Oh, I'm Zhuo, this damn thing is really ugly!"

"Whoa~! When it was talking, there were maggots that were chewed up by it!"

"I bought it! What kind of ghost Buddha is this?!"

"Good guy, is this toad the final boss?"

"Huh? Frog? This ghost thing looks like it's grown into food!"

......

It's just that its majestic face instantly made the hundreds of millions of viewers in the live broadcast room "eclipse its beauty", but there are still some strange things, and some bright spots of the ghost monk can be found in the ugliness.

However, the ghost monk was also a little stunned. The scene of despair and fright, jumping up and down like monkeys did not appear in the original imagination. This group of human beings, like ants, looked at him and revealed...

A look of sympathy? !

Chapter 838 You ghost don't even bother to eat corpses

"Grumble..."

In the silence, there was a sound of continuous bursting of bubbles, accompanied by acrid aroma, and a different kind of light smoke appeared in the cloud that was as thick as thick smoke.

The Yin Qi was washed away, but he didn't notice anything wrong, let alone feel any strong energy breath, which made Monk Ghost a little confused.

The ghost monk's body suddenly squirmed back into the toad monster's body, and there was another grunt, and its head protruded out from under the toad monster's belly.

"Yo(＾＾)ノ~, my buddy is very enthusiastic. Isn't this the beginning yet? Just wait, it will be ready soon. I will prepare an oil dish first!"

The ghost monk who just stuck out his head met a person wearing a weird mask with a bright smile that was so stupid.

The four eyes met, and the surroundings became quiet again.

The blue veins that had been solidified for an unknown period of time and had not flowed blood began to jump up on the forehead of the ghost monk. The ring scar on the top of the head was emitting a strange red light as if it had just been scalded off, and there was even dark rotting blood. overflow.

The human... the damned human!

How dare he... how dare he cook hot pot under his feet!

And the ingredients used to make the soup for the bottom of the pot are my cursed heads!

"Snapped!"

And just when everyone was shocked by the more terrifying aura of the ghost monk, and even the hundreds of millions of viewers in the live broadcast room felt suffocated looking at that disgusting and distorted face, a crisp slap in the face slapped the whole group away. Everything.

Jiang Bai wiped his palms with displeasure, staring coldly at the ghost monk who turned his face behind his back and scolded: "Are you a descendant of the deaf? Or a legend of the blind? Didn't you see that I was cooking mushroom soup? You Can the dead body oil also drip into it?"

At this moment, Jiang Bai seems to have turned on the chatterbox mode, constantly talking about why he has been a little angry recently, and if it is finally light within the whole hour, the people who are standing less than a few meters behind him are dumbfounded .

What the hell?

Mushroom soup?

Light stuff?

Looking at the human heads rolling in the sea of ​​peppers with the boiling water in the pot, he fell into deep thought.

"Pfft~! I have seen with my own eyes that these peppers are put in the pot by the catty. Is this called eating lighter?"

"Hahaha, my friend, in fact, this is relatively unremarkable in front of me from Sanxiang."