Being a corpse chaser in summer vacation: exposed by the dumb girl!

The voice was like a weeping ominous spirit, making one's scalp numb. At the moment, in the mirror, there was indeed a human figure standing in the same general outline as a human being.

It is true that there are two arms and two legs, plus a head and thighs, but what makes the bloody hand ghost unacceptable is that there is no facial features on a good head!

The whole body is bald, exactly like a fucking faceless ghost!

Not to mention two super big balloons on my chest, my eyeballs actually ran on top of them!

It wanted to clench its fist, but only then did it realize that there was an ear growing on the back of its hand!

A big nose was also installed on the hip...

"Corpse man, I want to... wait! Mouth! Where's my mouth?"

Just when the bloody ghost was about to get angry, he suddenly remembered where his mouth was, and wriggled his lips with all his strength, only then did he feel the existence of his mouth.

The whole ghost was completely silent, and it was bald on the top of its head, with a big mouth split open, and it was the same kind of sexy sausage mouth that was folded by a bee...

Everyone else: ...

"Ahem, to be honest, this is indeed a bit of shit!"

"You know what a fart, which of these organs is not exactly the same as human beings, is he wrong when he brings wicked people?"

"Pfft, goddamn they are exactly the same, they all look the same, but this position... that's hard to say!"

"Hey, don't tell me, I can see a mutated beauty from this sentence on the body!"

"It looks like my pigeon!"

"Hey, little Heizi, you finally showed your feet!"

……

The bloody hand ghost became silent, and the people in the live broadcast room went to rejoice, and from the perspective of art, they found countless advantages from Jiang Bai's work!

The bloody hand ghost is obviously about to explode in silence, but it just looks like this, which makes Jiang Bai dissatisfied instead.

Good guy, you are not happy with your kindness to help you shape your body, right?

"Just tell me what you want, don't you?"

"You... then tell me, is there any normal human body whose organs and limbs look like this?"

The blood hand ghost was in a hurry, pointing at Jiang Bai's fingers were trembling crazily, and asked almost gnashing his teeth.

Jiang Bai showed a suddenly realized expression, clapped his hands and said: "Oh, it turns out that if you want to be exactly the same as a normal person, you should have said it earlier! Don't get excited, it's just another operation, I will immediately Your wish will be fulfilled!"

Looking at Jiang Bai's sincere eyes, the blood hand ghost still believed his evil.

After all, the body it wanted was indeed made, although it was a mess, and it felt inexplicably that its soul seemed to have become a bit messed up, as if it had been cut into pieces. It's like picking up countless pieces and then putting them together again.

But that's not what it cares about.

After looking deeply at Jiang Bai, he finally nodded again and said: "Okay, then I will believe you again. If it doesn't work this time, even if I try my best, I will die with all of you!"

"Success! No problem!"

Jiang Bai confidently assured that the long sword like night cut through the void, and splashed blood all over the sky again with a puff.

One arm of the bloody ghost was separated from him again.

"Ahhh!"

The sudden severe pain made the bloody ghost scream again, but it was not the first time anyway, although he was so angry that his molars were about to be crushed, he could only say weakly: "Why don't you put it on again? I'll anesthetize it!"

Although it was a vile ghost that was knocked unconscious by a human with a brick, it was not only embarrassing but also dangerous, but it would rather be smashed again than the severe pain of splitting the soul!

But in the face of its request, Jiang Bai shook his head and said: "No, this operation is different from the last time, your organs and limbs have been completed, if you are knocked out again , the cut off will have no vitality, then it will really become like a dead person, are you sure you can?"

Jiang Bai's words made the Blood Hand Ghost stunned, and he raised his head in astonishment... Ah, no, he raised the big balloon on his chest.

Looking at Jiang Bai in astonishment, and then asked excitedly: "Do you mean that my body is alive now?"

Jiang Bai sneered disdainfully, and then said: "Of course, I don't even look at what level of doctor I am. Isn't it a simple thing to be alive and dead? If you are insulting me, then I But I won’t perform surgery on you!”

"Don't, don't, I was wrong, I really know I was wrong, and I beg you to do the surgery for me!"

Everyone was dumbfounded. They could never have imagined that an evil ghost like the blood hand ghost, who was at the peak of his true self and was about to break through, would kneel down to a human like them, and still pleaded. look!

Feeling the astonished eyes around him, the Blood Hand Ghost just sneered in his heart.

If you want to say what the evil spirits are most afraid of, it is naturally the awe-inspiring righteousness and yang energy in this world.

No matter what level of evil spirit it is, even if it is breaking through several major realms, as long as it is still a ghost, it will also be subject to this restriction.

But it is different now, as long as it has a living body, and it is completely its own, it is equivalent to that it is no different from a living person!

The best strength of these stinking Taoists will completely lose any effect on it!

Chapter 696 The ghosts are all confused, what do you mean by supporting the pot?

"what!"

However, its fantasy was interrupted by the sharp pain of another sudden landing.

I have to say that Jiang Bai's sword technique is indeed very good. Why does he say it is a sword technique when he uses a sword?

Because of his opening and closing, chopping melons and vegetables, he is obviously more like a chef from Lanxiang than a swordsman!

Of course, the Bloody Ghost wouldn't care about such trivial matters, and he didn't have time to care about them.

"Haha, I have to say that it is still possible to bring villains' knife skills."

"What do you mean, is it possible? This is clearly a boss at the chef level, okay?"

"Damn it, I've been a cook for 20 years, and I don't think I'm as good as a villain's knife!"

"Hey, look at those slices of meat, they can be used for nothing!"

"The knife skills are good, I want Lanzhou ramen!"

……

Although the bloody hand ghost didn't have time to pay attention to it, those guys who liked to criticize in the live broadcast room were all stunned.

The mournful wailing never stopped from the beginning to the end. Fortunately, after half an hour of hard work, the busy Master Jiang...ah no, it was Jiang Bai who finally put all the flesh on the blood hand ghost's body perfectly. Divided down.

All that remains is a skeleton made of broken bones, which looks a little shabby.

At this time, Jiang Bai's movements finally stopped, and with a snap of his fingers, a large, shiny black pot suddenly fell from the sky and landed directly beside him.

A piece of yellow paper was scattered, and a raging fire was ignited under the pot in an instant.

"F*ck, bring the wicked, is this eating again?"

"Hahaha, I knew that the meat was cut so thin, what else can I do if it's not for hot pot?"

"No, isn't that evil ghost still dead?"

"Upstairs, you don't understand. Only such ingredients are called fresh!"

……

When seeing this familiar big black pot, there was only one thought in everyone's mind, that is, Jiang Bai was about to start the banquet again!

It's just surprising that Jiang Bai ignored the neatly cut pieces of meat at all. Instead, he turned his head and looked at the people at the scene with a scrutiny.

Seemingly seeing whether Jiang Bai wanted to look for it or say something, Yan Ming immediately asked: "Sir, do you know if there is anything I need to help?"

Seeing that a sensible guy finally spoke, Jiang Bai nodded in satisfaction, then waved, and called Yan Ming to him.

Afterwards, it stuck to his ear, and quietly said something, which made Yan Ming's face become a little weird.

Then Yan Ming ran back into the crowd and whispered something in everyone's ear, and what made people even more puzzled was that he deliberately avoided the lesbians and some elderly people in the crowd .

This is not only for the people who eat melons in the live broadcast room, but also for the bloody ghosts, who don't know what kind of medicine Jiang Bai's gourd is selling.

Although there was some hesitation, nostalgia and shyness, more than a dozen people finally walked out of the team.

Jiang Bai's eyes swept over them, and in order to ensure the effect, he asked: "Are you sure there is no problem?"

A question made the eyes of the dozen or so young and strong men change, and he hesitated, and finally one of them couldn't help it, and shouted with a little excitement: "Mr. Corpse Man, we promise that there will be no problem. Ever since I was born in the mother's womb, I haven't even held a girl's hand, I'm definitely an authentic boy!"

A loud shout made the audience become dead silent again.

And Jiang Bai didn't continue to ask anything. After nodding, he waved his palm, and after showing them a signal, he stretched out his hand and could only point to the big iron pot on the side.

A group of men instantly understood and ran over in a swarm, forming a tight circle divided into three circles inside and outside.

Just when everyone was still wondering, there was a rustling sound, followed by a rushing sound of water, which made everyone who was still confused widen their eyes instantly in astonishment.

This group of fellows are so small in public!

"***, ***, what are you going to do with the wicked?"

"Oh my God, I thought that the hot pot with beef was already the weirdest thing in the hot pot, but I didn't expect that it would be even more awesome to bring a villain, and use urine as the soup base!"

"Wonima, I'm still wondering why you said those words inexplicably!"

"It's quite good to bring wicked people to eat, but this thing also needs to use a boy's urine."

"Ahem, I have a friend who wants to ask, is this really a great tonic?"

……

After a moment of silence, both the scene and the live broadcast room were all boiling.

"Corpse man, what do you want to do?"

The Bloody Hand Ghost couldn't bear it anymore, looking at the big pot of pickled things, its soul twitched!

"Be safe and don't be impatient, just watch it honestly, do you still want to be treated?"

Jiang Bai's strength once again made the blood hand ghost obedient, worried and afraid to bear it.

However, what made it breathe a sigh of relief was that Jiang Bai hadn't paid attention to its own meat. Instead, after waiting for the thing to boil completely, he poured a small pot of glutinous rice down.

This burst of operations made other people unable to understand.

The fiery red flame was terrifyingly large, and soon the glutinous rice in the pot was cooked, and with the reduction of water, it completely turned into a pot of sticky paste.

At this point, Jiang Bai nodded in satisfaction, and extinguished the flame with a wave.

Then he pointed to the ghost of the bloody ghost beside him and said: "Now you spread the paste evenly on all those pieces of meat."

Jiang Bai's words made the blood hand ghost stunned, his face became extremely ugly at a speed visible to the naked eye, and he became hideous.

He gritted his teeth and stared at Jiang Baidao: "What do you mean, you want to use these dirty things to stick my body?"

This cold joke made Jiang Bai want to laugh. You are just a ghost. Apart from your kind, is there anything dirtier than you in this world?

But of course he didn't say these words. After all, taking care of a patient's psychological emotions is also what a qualified doctor must do.

Immediately explained: "Is there any problem with this?"

This rhetorical question stunned the Blood Hand Ghost again.

Is there no problem with this?

Seemingly seeing doubts in its eyes, Jiang Bai explained patiently: "As we all know, even ordinary human beings generally have more yang energy than women, especially those who have never broken their bodies. The boy's yang energy is even more vigorous."

Said, Jiang Bai grabbed a handful of glutinous rice in its blank eyes again...

Chapter 697 Let whoever pulls it eat it!

Jiang Bai sneered: "Similarly, at some point, glutinous rice also has the effect of exorcising evil and suppressing evil, so the two superimpose each other, and the effect is naturally better."

Jiang Bai's words made some people still nod silently, and after the blood hand ghost nodded, he suddenly woke up.

He cursed angrily: "So what does this have to do with my body? I'm a fucking ghost. Are you trying to harm me on purpose?"

"Snapped!"

It's just that what it didn't expect was that just after it finished speaking, Jiang Bai slapped it directly on the face!

After taking this slap, Jiang Bai let out a sigh of relief, and his expression eased a lot.

Then he squinted at it and said, "You know a hammer! What you want is a body like a living person, and you also know that you are a ghost? Without a little bit of yang energy, you take What activates this body?"

"Of course, if all you want is a human appearance, there is no requirement whether the body is dead or alive, then I will immediately let whoever pulls the contents of this pot eat it!"

The previous dozen men:? ? ?

After being slapped by Jiang Bai and scolded by pointing at his nose, the Bloody Hand Ghost calmed down.