Being a corpse chaser in summer vacation: exposed by the dumb girl!

I'm not afraid of you, there are people behind me!

"Pfft~!"

"Hahaha, so that's what Huang Pizi is asking for a seal? If I hadn't seen it explode just now, I almost believed its nonsense!"

"What do you know? It's not called cowardice, it's called Congxin!"

"Da Da is too bad, but this Taoist elder brother who was killed by him is really handsome!"

......

At this time, the live broadcast room was laughing like crazy. Looking at the yellow skin like a calf, there was nothing to be afraid of.

"Jingle bell~!"

Jiang Bai also grinned, turned around again, the copper bell swayed slightly, and he still hasn't stopped!

Looking at another tomb that exploded, Huang Pizi was completely dumbfounded.

This human being who doesn't talk about martial arts actually wants to pick up the corpse, and more importantly, the person he picked up is the senior brother of the Tianshi Mansion back then!

Hollow!

What kind of a fart is this?

As soon as he saw the split tomb, Huang Pizi recalled in a trance the fear of being dominated by that demonic Taoist priest.

The one who took the lead to bully it back then was that senior brother!

This is the Heavenly Master's Mansion, and it's also the tomb of the old Heavenly Master. It's not bad that it can be adjusted a little bit in the mountain sealing formation.

But what the hell, this is the elder brother of the Heavenly Master's Mansion. Could it be possible that the Fengshan Formation can still be directed towards it instead of its own disciples?

Gululu's eyeballs were staring fiercely at Jiang Bai's back.

snort!

Young people nowadays, if you can't afford it, don't play it!

Huang Pizi was still suspicious of the monster, but Jiang Bai's movements were not slow. In the sky full of flames, the eldest disciple of Longhushan Tianshifu was successfully lifted up by him!

"Okay, now you can continue."

Following behind him were two former bosses, Jiang Bai put away the Soul Requiem bell with satisfaction, turned around again, looked at the weasel jokingly and said with a smile.

Chapter 369 Huang Pizi: Brother.I just made my voice louder

Facing Jiang Bai's playful eyes again, Huang Pizi trembled again.

Wrong, it's totally wrong!

If it is more terrifying than cruelty, the human Taoist priest in front of him is the real devil!

I admit, my voice just now was a million times louder...

However, being able to bend and stretch has always been Huang Pizi's greatest advantage in this life. Otherwise, he would not be able to live in Longhu Mountain until now, nor would he be threatened by the mud bodhisattva, saying that being a gatekeeper is a gatekeeper. people.

As if they saw their former "old friend", the senior brother and Zhang Wenye raised their stiff chins almost at the same time, and looked straight at the past with some cloudy eyes.

"Hey, hey, don't don't!"

"I actually wanted to ask just now, that 1+1 equals two...ah no, what is it equal to?"

Huang Pizi lost his original rebelliousness, while talking, he kept stretching out two paws to gesture aside.

"Hahaha, this is really cowardly!"

"Huang Pizi: Why are you yelling so loudly? Is it okay if I kneel down?"

"You must ask questions, this is my last stubbornness!"

......

There was also constant laughter in the live broadcast room, which was amused by the yellow skin.

Jiang Bai still didn't answer the meaning of its question, put away the playfulness in his eyes, and suddenly said coldly: "Did someone go up here before, and brought a human girl?"

Looking into those dark eyes, Huang Pizi could only feel that his soul was trembling.

Regardless of whether there were any problems or not, he knelt down directly with a plop, his teeth constantly "knocking" in an extremely humane manner.

Frightened: "My lord, please spare me! This has nothing to do with me. It was the clay bodhisattva who became a spirit and a group of mountain gods and ghosts who forcibly broke in. Moreover, that girl is a descendant of the Tianshimen, and the Fengshan formation doesn't care about her. I can't help it either!"

Huang Pizi was crying and howling, Jiang Bai already understood in his heart, it seems that Zhang Yue'an was taken away for this!

Then he continued to ask: "Apart from the group of demons and girls, has anyone else been here?"

Daozang is not a secret, just like the group of crooked nuts that follow, it does not rule out the existence of other mice. Knowing yourself and the enemy, Jiang Bai can deal with it better.

"Yes, yes! A few days ago, there was a group of old... ahem, and a group of old Taoists came here, and they were the first ones to go in!"

Huang Pizi was so frightened that he threw out everything like pouring beans, but his beady eyes couldn't help but look into the ravine not far away.

In fact, half of those old Taoist priests were dead, and they were all thrown into the ravine by it, but I don't know if this scary guy in front of him is with them, so Huang Pizi naturally dared not dare to speak out on his own initiative.

Hearing this, Jiang Bai nodded in satisfaction, then cast his eyes to the little girl and said, "Let's go."

"Uh...huh?"

"Big Daddy, shall we go up first? What about this mouse spirit?"

Before the little girl could react, she asked a little cutely.

Of course she was willing to stay with the two of them, but she couldn't help but think of other people in the camp, what if they ran into this yellow man?

"I've said it all, tonight's main purpose is to go to the theater, the mouse is going to enter the net~!"

There was an inexplicable smile on the corner of Jiang Bai's mouth. Only then did the little girl react, with a sly look in her eyes, she quickly followed Jiang Bai's pace and ran forward across the open space.

It was only a distance of about ten meters. When they walked over, it seemed as if they had crossed a certain boundary. A hazy white mist once again enveloped the entire world in front of them.

"Don't run around, just watch here."

Jiang Bai stopped and turned around. Although they were all covered by the thick fog, they were only a dozen meters away from Huang Pizi.

It's a real first-class cabin for watching a show!

Sure enough, not long after, the group of foreigners appeared in front of them. .

"Huh? A psychic monster?"

"Fuck, where's the corpse driver?"

"What is this? Such a big mouse?!"

"Could it be that the exorcist has already been eaten by this big rat? Oh, that's really... a very happy thing!"

......

It was obviously the first time this group of crooked nuts had come across Huang Pizi asking for a seal, and they didn't know this kind of monster at all, but after feeling that this was just an S-level evil spirit, they all became unceremonious.

"Okay, a bunch of idiots!"

"How could this kind of thing kill the exorcist? The mouse over there, have you seen two Kyushu people, a man and a woman?"

William yelled a little irritably, and finally calmed down the group of pig teammates. Afterwards, he proudly looked down at the rat spirit in front of him, and asked with extreme disdain.

"Crack!"

No matter how you say it, Huang Pizi has become a genius for hundreds of years. Except for the original disciples of the Tianshi Mansion and the devil just now, where has he been humiliated like this?

Immediately gave the death penalty to these guys in my heart.

The yellowed beard trembled for a while, and he glanced coldly at the group of foreign devils, omitting even the process of asking questions, waiting for them to take the initiative to attack the Fengshan formation.

"Fack, you rude beast, my seat..."

"Ahem, Mr. William, please calm down. I know this monster. It is a monster called Huangpizi. It should be the gatekeeper here. As long as you successfully answer its questions, you can pass directly.. ...."

Sure enough, being so ignored by a mouse, William was about to go crazy on the spot, but the only little cherry blossom, as if she knew the origin of the yellow leather, stopped him quickly and said flatteringly.

"So that's the case, anyway, keeping this thing can give some color to the group of Kyushu people behind, you go ask!"

William was a little embarrassed, but he still held back in front of the camera, but he was more careful, a mere little monster could be so calm in the face of so many strong men, he had no ability, and immediately pushed that little cherry blossom away. out.

Xiao Yinghua also felt that it was her chance to perform, she nodded impromptuly, turned around and looked at Huang Pizi arrogantly and said: "Okay, I know your rules, if you have any questions, just ask !"

Huang Pizi thought it was a pity, but a humane sneer hung on the corner of his mouth again.

This scene was also clearly seen by Jiang Bai and the two behind. Looking at the group of arrogant crooked nuts, the little girl couldn't help but muttered: "If only I could talk about this question, just ask them How many hairs do you have, and see how it answers!"

"Hey, this is still too simple. If you want me to say it, you should ask the equation for its controllable nuclear fusion!"

"Pfft~!"

"If you don't want to ask them about the production design of the one-nanometer lithography machine!"

"Hahaha, you are really beautiful!"

......

When she mentioned it like this, the old brothers in the live broadcast room also became excited, and they made suggestions one by one, so that Jiang Bai couldn't help but shine.

the other side.

Huang Pizi caressed his sleeves, and was about to let the little cherry blossom recite the Tao Te Ching upside down, when the voice of the devil suddenly sounded in his ears, and his whole body froze suddenly. How is controlled nuclear fusion accomplished?"

"Like a human, you are very human... huh?! Controlled nuclear fusion? What the hell is that?"

The moment Huang Pizi spoke, before the words fell, Xiao Yinghua answered directly with full confidence.

But when he realized it, he was dumbfounded.

Controlled nuclear fusion?

What it is?

The record says yes, isn't it you who should ask me if you look like a man?

"

wrong answer! "

Little Sakura was still suspicious of Gousheng, Huang Pizi's cold voice rang in his ears, and with a strange curse force flowing, it suddenly widened its eyes.

Because it can clearly feel that its second brother suddenly disappeared!

"Ah! Second brother, my second brother is gone!"

He tore off his belt in horror, and opened his trouser pocket to look under everyone's puzzled and contemptuous eyes, which completely turned into a shrill scream!

As a Sakura man, although his second brother is very small, like a little finger, the smaller he is, the more precious he is and the more he cares about it.

But now it's gone, not only gone, it's even shrunk inside!

"Shet, what are you doing, you idiot?"

It's a pity that the people behind Little Cherry Blossom don't know about its miserable experience. Seeing it do something like this in front of the camera, they also want to do it, but don't they have to share their time?

A master from the wine country couldn't stand it any longer, he scolded and kicked it aside.

What made him a little puzzled was that this kick was at a key point, but why didn't he feel anything on the back of his instep?

Looking at the yellow skin in front of him, the man said disdainfully: "Don't pay attention to that ****'s answer, you can ask me another question, our warriors in the wine country know everything!"

Although this man is a muscular man, his brain is not that stupid. He has never heard of controlled nuclear fusion. Of course he chose to change the question!

"Hahaha... Oh my stomach, it's too bad, it's too bad, lend me your shoulder!"

In the white mist at this moment, little girl Dai was almost laughing like crazy, rubbing her cheeks that were going to be stiff, and said weakly.

There was also a sneer at the corner of Jiang Bai's mouth. Although this yellow leather is not very good, its strength is similar to that of most of the crooked nuts. Naturally, it cannot bear its curse.

"Hahaha, if my guess is correct, then Sakura is probably the last eunuch in modern times!"

"I'm still a child, how can I watch this kind of thing? But please step up!"

"Big, big, change mine this time, let Huang Pizi ask them how the time machine is made, hehe, no one can answer this?"

"What's the point of this? Wouldn't it be better to ask them what conspiracy they have against us in Kyushu?"

"In fact, ask them if they have been placed in our Kyushu, and it doesn't matter if they can walk around."

......

Seeing the success of the whole job, the people in the live broadcast room became more excited, and one more perverted question came out one after another, making Jiang Bai couldn't help giving a thumbs up.