Being a corpse chaser in summer vacation: exposed by the dumb girl!

"Ouchet, Majestic Falk!"

"Corpse man, are you trying to provoke a war between your Kyushu and the alliance?"

"Bagaya Road!"

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Soon the group of crooked nuts clamored, but they didn't look at Jiang Bai at all, but deliberately stared at the live camera and roared at Yan Ming and others.

Smith also took this opportunity and hurriedly used his ability to eliminate the swelling on his face, but the clear palm prints were like tattoos, and he couldn't get rid of them no matter what.

"Hehe, is this the quality of you Kyushu people?"

"It's too cruel to beat someone suddenly, isn't it?"

"Apologize, must apologize!"

"My goddammit, if it weren't for the network cable, the labor and management really want to crawl over and shoot you **** foreign devils to death!"

"I've seen shameless people, but I've never seen such shameless people!"

"Isn't it right? Whoever picks things up first, doesn't he have any points in his heart?"

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In the live broadcast room, the group of crooked netizens also fueled the flames, making countless Kyushu netizens turn blue with anger, and their teeth itched with hatred.

Now that person doesn't know, this group of people is just using the power behind them to force themselves to be shameless, and they just want to get a share of Daozang.

A sneer slowly hangs from the corner of Jiang Bai's mouth, and he is not annoyed. Anyway, damn, one can't run away, let alone if they want to take the initiative to send it to their hands, then they can't blame him, right?

Looking around in the huge office hall, his eyes finally fell on a landscape painting hanging on the wall behind the desk.

This is not some handicraft that I bought, nor is it some antique calligraphy and painting. It is the scenery of the ancient town of Shangqing, but it is painted with ink and ink, and the name of the mayor Ma Guohui is also written on the signature.

I already had an idea in my mind, and then I suddenly said: "You say so much, you are nothing more than coveting the genetic essence of our ancestors in Kyushu, and you just want compensation, right?"

Jiang Bai's sudden opening caught the crooked nuts by surprise.

But their intention has been achieved, and the little cherry blossom who was the most clamoring before jumped out again immediately and said: "That's not what I said. All valuable things belong to all human beings, and of course they have to contribute."

"I think your wife is quite valuable, why don't you give me some fun?"

Before Jiang Bai could speak, Qiu Sheng behind him said something directly, which made the little cherry blossom's face flush instantly, but due to Jiang Bai's desire, he finally endured it.

Jiang Bai's smile remained unchanged, he just turned around, looked at Ma Guohui and said: "Mr. Mayor, although it is indeed a bit awkward, but I don't know if I can lend that ink painting to make these crooked friends grow up. Long-sighted?"

Ma Guohui was also stunned by Jiang Bai's words, and subconsciously turned his head to look along his eyes, and it happened to fall on the painting he painted in his early years.

Hastily asked the person behind to take it off, the old face was quite hot and said: "Sir, this is just my usual hobbies."

After taking the picture scroll, Jiang Bai turned around and spread the picture scroll.

He smiled and said: "The way of ink and wash has always been one of my treasures in Kyushu. Although I am a bit reluctant, it is okay for you to experience it here."

Those crooked nuts were dumbfounded, they were talking about Daozang, what the hell are you doing with a broken painting for me?

The eyes of each of them immediately became contemptuous.

"Hehe, corpse chaser, isn't this too boring? Is this what we're talking about?"

Seeing that the corpse driver had already "subdued" before, Smith felt that he was doing it again, and immediately looked at Jiang Bai with disdain and said.

Jiang Bai's expression suddenly became a little surprised, and then he sighed regretfully: "It seems that I overestimated you, how can the dog know the real treasure? Hey, I was wrong..."

Seeing that the corpse driver was so pretentious, Smith and the others couldn't sit still.

Okay, you want to pretend, right?

Then don't blame you for being ashamed!

"It's just an ink painting, what kind of real treasure is this? How can this kind of unrealistic painting compare to our Western oil paintings?"

"That's right, look at our great Western painters, those paintings are the real treasures!"

"It's so funny, even a three-year-old can draw something like this with ink!"

"Hahaha, this kind of spicy chicken is far worse than our paintings of big cherry blossoms!"

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A group of crooked fruit elders laughed immediately, Jiang Bai's face didn't change much, but Ma Guohui almost couldn't help calling the patrol team to copy the guy!

"Made, are these crooked nuts really blind?"

"Art, I just huh, just smear a little paint on paper is art, it's ridiculous!"

"That's not what you said. If you don't give an artistic name, how can those things be laundered?"

"It's the truth upstairs!"

"Fuck you, labor and management will get angry when they see this group of little cherry blossoms!"

"Sure enough, the eruption of Little Sakura Huoshan is still light, and dare to come to our Kyushu to bark like a dog!"

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The Kyushu people at the scene and in the live broadcast room were all so angry at the moment, especially looking at the arrogant little cherry blossoms, they just wanted to tear them alive!

"Okay, since you say it's a baby, bring it here and let us have a good look at it!"

At this time, that little cherry blossom saw so many people laughing, but the corpse driver didn't seem to have any temper, and swelled up again like Smith.

While talking, he stretched out his hand directly to the scroll in Jiang Bai's hand.

Looking at the little cherry blossom that was only 1.3 meters thick and had a wretched smile on his face, Jiang Bai almost couldn't hold back his foot and went out.

Looking at his outstretched claws, the smile on the corner of his mouth grew wider.

He said lightly: "Kyushu's ink paintings are not just viewed with dog's eyes, but you have to savor and comprehend the artistic conception carefully, understand? Oh, sorry, I forgot that you have no brains, and you can't understand such profound words."

"you!"

Being scolded as a dog at one time, and being said to be brainless at another time, that little cherry blossom skin swallow was almost pissed off.

But in the end, I still didn't dare to be too arrogant, I could really snort coldly, and grabbed the picture scroll in Jiang Bai's hand viciously.

He's going to smash this broken painting with one hand, let's see how arrogant he is!

"Om~!"

However, the moment its palm touched the scroll, it was like a wave of black water rippling away, in the astonished eyes of everyone.

The ink painting suddenly floated and unfolded automatically, and at the same time, a burst of dazzling light burst out. When the light dissipated, all the crooked nuts in front of me disappeared in place!

"In the painting, they are all sucked into the painting!"

The young girl who was closest to her was the first to notice something was wrong, because when she looked at the painting, the scene in it turned out to be the same as the real thing, and suddenly moved!

Following her exclamation, everyone subconsciously looked at the picture scroll, and sure enough, there were a group of human figures in the picture scroll.

Who else could there be if it wasn't those crooked old people?

"What is this place? Why did I suddenly run out of town again?"

At this moment, on a street in the original town in the picture scroll, the little cherry blossom who had stretched out her hand to grab the painting before suddenly woke up, looking at the familiar and unfamiliar environment around her, her shrunken brain froze instantly.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

Just when he was in a daze, a ferocious dog barking sounded not far away. When he turned his head and looked over, he saw two Kyushu pastoral dogs at the end of the street, suddenly roaring and rushing towards him .

"Baga, Lu, it's fine to be bullied by the exorcists, even you lowly dogs want to come and shit on my head?"

Little Sakura was furious in an instant, as if she had been greatly humiliated, she raised her palm while cursing, and was about to slap the two dogs to death.

"Ahhh!"

But what he didn't expect was that the speed of the two dogs was extremely fast, and they rushed to the front in an instant, one in front of the other, one biting the arm and the other the thigh, and the severe pain made him howl in an instant.

He wanted to resist, but the strength in his body just couldn't keep up. Whenever he gathered together, he was forcibly scattered by a sharp pain.

"Ah~!"

"Jill, my Jill!"

"No, don't, don't come here!"

In the end, the second brother was bitten by a dog. Feeling the severe pain under his body and the torn second brother, he finally panicked completely, and screamed in despair and panic.

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Smith, who was just on the street next to this little cherry blossom, was still recovering from the bewilderment, when he suddenly heard a burst of screams, which made him tense up inexplicably.

"Hmph, it must be that damn corpse exorcist who teleported me out!"

But soon he calmed down. The screaming didn't have anything to do with him, but he knew that it was the exorcist who made the move, so he ran towards the office building with a sneer.

Now they can always raise their bargaining chips with the exorcist, right?

But before he could take a few steps, a few heavy drops hit his head suddenly, and when he looked up subconsciously in doubt, a puddle of broken bird feces directly smeared his face.

"Ouch~!"

"Damn dead bird, I want...a gift crab!"

The pungent stench that entered his throat instantly made him understand what it was, and just as he was about to roar in rage, another flock of wild geese suddenly flew over his head.

Seeing the same offensive as the rain of arrows, Smith was scared to pee on the spot.

Before he could run far, crackling bird droppings fell down, completely giving him a bird droppings bath.

"Ugh~! Ugh..."

"Fack Fake Fake..."

While cursing and retching, Smith ran angrily to a well not far away, trying to wash off the bird droppings on his body.

But just when he was about to fetch water, a female ghost in a white dress with loose long hair covering her cheeks, wet all over, suddenly crawled out from the bottom of the well.

"Thanks......"

Before he could recover, he was grabbed by the female ghost's neck, and his whole body fell to the bottom of the well!

Similar scenes are happening almost everywhere in the town.

Someone woke up by the river, and before he regained consciousness, a terrifying strange fish jumped out of the water, and his skull was crushed in one bite.

Someone appeared in the pigsty, and the severe pain in Jubu awakened him from his stupor...

However, there were still some surprises. Among them, there were a few guys who seemed to have good strength, and they reacted immediately to the sudden attack.

What they couldn't understand was how such a group of wild cats and dogs, even the little chickens, suddenly became as terrifying as the devils in hell, and they fought on par with them.

The scenes in the picture scroll were clearly reflected in everyone's eyes. After a long period of confusion, a burst of laughter completely broke the dead silence.

"Hahaha, that **** little Sakura is finally dead!"

"Wasao, ink and wash psychic, accepting a world, this is simply a fairy art!"

"We are lucky for Taoism, luck for Taoism!"

"Hahaha, that's it, little dog, come on, bite him Jill, gnaw his leather swallow!"

"Tsk tsk tsk, this group of pigs is too fierce, how long has it been? It's not over yet?"

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Everyone couldn't help laughing out loud, how annoyed they were before, how relieved they are now, especially those crooked people with impure thoughts in the live broadcast room, who were directly caught in the circle.

They had never seen this kind of miraculous oriental magic before!

"It seems that some of these people are hiding very deeply!"

Daoist Yimei also came to Jiang Bai's side, and suddenly said quietly, looking at the picture scroll, as if he meant something.

Jiang Bai also nodded quietly, but said lightly: "It's okay, it's delivered to the door, don't kill Bai, don't kill."

"Sir, do you want to save some time?"

It was Yan Ming who also came over, his expression seemed to be very embarrassed, and there was a strong sense of shame, but in the end he said cautiously.

No way, his identity destined him to worry more.

"Oh my god, it's really big!"

"Oye, we finally caught up!"

"Wow, look at that painting, aren't those people in it those annoying gringos?"