Being a corpse chaser in summer vacation: exposed by the dumb girl!

With one word, the man in the dream was revealed, and the returnee's face instantly became surprised.

Shocked eyes subconsciously said: "How do you know?!"

Seeing that it was really happening, the others were also curious for a while.

"Wow, this luck is too good, no matter where you live, you can get money every day when you go out!"

"Brother, your luck is invincible, go buy two lottery tickets, isn't it the same as playing?"

"Is it true? You get money every day? It's not just luck, is it?"

"No, don't you guys understand the truth of the matter? Seriously, it feels a little scary!"

......

The other descendants beside him couldn't help talking about it. Some people were surprised at the returnee's luck, but combined with the current situation, they couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.

"It seems that it should be right. You should still take the money you picked up with you. Take it out and put it in the hands of the ancestors, and you will know."

Jiang Bai nodded calmly.

Now the returnee didn't dare to hesitate anymore, and quickly ran back to the box, took out another coat, took out a thick wad of money from the inside pocket, and stared everyone's eyes.

Hey, it looks like, if there is no [-], there will be [-]!

Without hesitation, he hurriedly walked in front of his ancestor with a little fear, first bowed his hands together, and then under the awe-inspiring gaze, one of the corpse's palms actually stretched out.

Ignoring the surprise and fear, he hastily put the wad of money respectfully on the corpse's palm.

"Zizi..."

However, in an instant, a puff of black smoke, with a pungent smell, suddenly rose from the wad of money. Under the horrified eyes of everyone, the original brand-new banknotes instantly became wrinkled and old, and some The dark spots are obviously old bloodstains!

And the bank number on the money has directly become the People's Bank of Heaven and Earth!

This is dead man's money!

"My God, Tiandi Bank, this is money for the dead!"

"It turns out that he picks up coins every day!"

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooish

"so horrible!"

......

Seeing the horrified change, everyone couldn't help but subconsciously took a step back, and said with a face full of horror, and the returnee was so scared that he peed directly, and knelt down in front of Jiang Bai with a plop .

Frightened and begged: "I was wrong, I really know I was wrong, master, please save me!"

Looking at his attitude, it seems that he really knew that he was afraid, but Jiang Bai ignored him, but suddenly turned his attention to the school committee.

Pointing to his leg, he said, "The condition of your leg is the same as his."

The school committee was also stunned for a moment, and the whole person became a little numb.

Before he could howl like the returnees, Jiang Bai took the lead and said: "Go and get the money."

"Oh, right now! Right now!"

The school committee was completely frightened and stupid at the moment, and nodded repeatedly, enduring the fear of the wad of dead money, shaking his hands like Parkinson's crazily, and finally took the wad of money in his hands.

"Zizi..."

In an instant, pitch-black smoke rose from the wad of money again with an even more pungent bloody smell. Under the shocked eyes of everyone, after the money was in his hands, there were more blood stains on it!

The entire wad of money seemed to have fallen into blood, and most of the parts were covered with dark red blood!

Jiang Dahe, who was standing beside him at the moment, was also terrified. The pungent smell of blood reminded him of the zombies and female ghosts he encountered yesterday, and an uncontrollable urge to urinate rushed to the top of his head in an instant.

His lips trembled a few times, but after all, he couldn't say anything, so he quietly slipped out of the crowd, and slipped into the toilet while escaping from the horrible wad of dead money.

After washing his face with cold water, he felt much calmer.

But at the moment outside the box, the returnee and the school committee were completely panicked, and the school committee also learned the appearance of the returnee, knelt down in front of Jiang Bai, and kept kowtowing for help.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

"No matter what kind of money it is, I will never pick it up again, please help me sir!"

......

Looking at the two crying father and mother, Jiang Bai waved his hands calmly and said: "Don't worry."

Then he pointed to the wad of money and said, "You have also seen that this is dead money. As the so-called dead people give money, it will either break your fortune or kill you. The more money you pick up, the more money you want."

Then he picked up the wad of dead money and shook it in his hand without hesitation, and said indifferently: "This amount is enough to buy your lives!"

Hearing that it was fatal, the two of them became even more terrified, their whole bodies trembled like chaff, and they couldn't even speak.

I can only look at Jiang Bai with pleading eyes, hoping that he can save him.

Jiang Bai's face under the black veil did not change at all, he just looked at the returnee coldly and asked: "Why are there dead people giving you money, you should know the reason yourself!"

Hearing this, the returnee froze in place on the spot, and from his constantly flickering eyes, it was clear that he was trying to remember the reason.

"Wow, I'm sorry, it's my fault. When I just returned to China, I went to sweep the tomb once, and I accidentally knocked over the tombstone brazier next door, which happened to disperse the paper ashes burned in front of the grave. Because I was afraid, I I didn’t care about it, just left!”

"Woooooo, I'm not human, it's all my fault, Mr. Corpse Man, please save me!"

After a while, he seemed to think of something, and suddenly burst into tears, slapped himself while talking, and then looked at Jiang Bai pleadingly again.

Jiang Bai glanced lightly, in front of him, no one can fake it.

But looking at the returnee's appearance at this moment, he really felt remorse, knowing that he had made a mistake, and for this reason, he was not guilty enough to die, and saving him once was not an exaggeration.

Then he nodded and said: "Okay, I see that you are sincerely repentant, and the crime is not deadly. Now you sincerely admit your mistakes in your heart, kowtow to apologize, and just get a response."

"My ancestors, it was my fault for knocking down your tombstone. I beg you to forgive me. I will repair it myself and kowtow in front of your grave to make amends!"

Seeing what Jiang Bai nodded and said, the returnee didn't hesitate any more, apologizing loudly in his mouth, and knocked his foreheads heavily to the ground one by one.

Speaking of it, the school committee felt a little aggrieved, after all, he considered his own death, and he was taken in, so he had to follow along silently, kowtowing for mercy.

It's just that there have been dozens of kowtows on this head, and the foreheads of the two children have been scratched, but the surroundings are still quiet, without any response.

For a moment, everyone else was worried about the two of them.

Isn't this ghost too shameless?

Although there is a mistake first, it is not a heinous thing. Don't you want to forgive this?

In the end, the two of them were really dizzy, and some couldn't knock it over. The school committee was also a little pitiful, and quietly looked at Jiang Bai and asked: "Boss, is it too far away, the other party can't hear us?" Sorry?"

"Can't hear?"

Jiang Bai suddenly sneered.

His tone was a little more majestic and he said: "It's too far away to hear, so I'll let him come over and see for himself!"

"Jingle bell~!"

The copper bell in his hand rang instantly, and Jiang Bai suddenly coldly shouted unceremoniously: "I apologize to you, so hurry up and get over here!"

For a moment, everyone was taken aback, stunned by Jiang Bai's domineering shout.

Wow, you are calling people, ah no, you are calling ghosts to come and accept the line of apology, a bit too socially obsessive!

"Hoohoo~!"

Suddenly, a gust of icy cold wind suddenly blew in the corridor.

A shady figure gradually emerged from the end of the aisle.

The ghost, here it comes!

Looking at that Dao, there was a blurred, shattered blue figure with blood all over his body.

Everyone was solid and took a deep breath.

Not waiting for their reaction.

A stumbling figure, not paying attention~

Just right, he came out of the toilet and bumped into the back of that ghost.

That person is Jiang Dahe!

Jiang Dahe still hasn't come to his senses, his mind is full of ghosts, and his willpower is working hard, trying to get rid of these scary thoughts.

Jiang Dahe, oh Jiang Dahe, how could he be so worthless!

He cursed himself.

I feel like I hit someone.

Jiang Dahe habitually showed a sweet smile that everyone in the mall loves.

In a smooth manner, he shook out a Huazi from the cigarette case. .

Before raising his head, Hua Zi went first.

Smile authentically.

"Oops! Didn't pay attention to the road."

"Hehe, brother, I'm sorry, I didn't notice when I came out and bumped into you, let's have a cigarette!"

He passed his cigarette near the back of the other's head.

Chapter 104 Socially awesome Jiang Dahe!The realm of the sorcerer, the first shot

Pass cigarettes to Li Gui, everyone is convinced by this operation!

It's off the charts.

Everyone watched helplessly, the dilapidated shadowy figure stretched out his hand stiffly, and took the Huazi in Jiang Dahe's hand.

"Wasao, Niubi, brother!"

"This is the real social bullshit, okay? Pass Huazi to the ghost, this range of communication, uncle awesome!"

"Oh my god, this uncle is really going to kill me from laughing!"

"As far as socializing is concerned, the uncle is called the second, whoever dares to be the first, I will be the first to refuse!"

......

Even the water friends in the live broadcast room burst into laughter after seeing Jiang Dahe's miraculous operation, and countless bullet screens frantically flashed in an instant.

"Uncle, run, come here!"

"Uncle Jiang, that's not a human, it's a ghost!"

......

Finally, everyone at the scene came to their senses, and a few well-meaning people hurriedly waved to Jiang Dahe, and Jiang Dahe only walked to the front at this moment, and saw the appearance of the person beside him clearly.

Wearing a navy blue shroud, the whole face is shriveled together, making it hard to see whether it was originally a man or a woman, and there is a cigarette that he stuffed in his finger like a dead branch.

"Fuck!"

In an instant, a scream like a girl's high-pitched voice burst out from Jiang Dahe's mouth. The sound wave was so high that Jiang Bai couldn't help but be amazed.

My third uncle is really a fucking talent!

In fact, that fierce ghost was also in a daze. It originally wanted to harm people, but it didn't expect that there was such a terrifying human being here. The sound of a bell almost shattered its soul.

After being forced to show up at this moment, he was once again stunned by the eleven corpses, especially the two of them, one black and one white, which made his whole soul tremble, as if it would collapse directly in the next moment, and his soul flew away. !

However, this feeling came and disappeared quickly. It seemed that Jiang Dahe's voice was such that all the pressure was emptied.

Li Gui also turned his stiff head in some doubts, and made a teeth-stinging sound. After successfully seeing the terrified eyes of the group of humans, his heart swelled again.

Well, it seems that I am thinking too much.

It's just a human being and a bunch of dead bodies, I'm a mighty ghost, I'm afraid of a ball!

On the other hand, the returnees and the academic committee have long been stunned by Jiang Bai's domineering way of calling people, but they are not as afraid as others.

Immediately asked Jiang Bai respectfully: "Mr. Corpse Man, what should we do now?"

This ghost is not serious, and it seems that it hasn't really killed anyone, so Jiang Bai doesn't care.

Frowning, he said, "Both of you take out some hair, put them in those paper money, and just burn them over."