Facing the furious silly Zhu, he felt very guilty,
There is quite a sense of sight of being caught and fucked in bed!
Because he knew very well in his heart that what he did today was actually no different from hooking up with someone else's wife, Hong Xing.
And this time it was even more extreme than last time!Last time, he just messed up the matter of Shazhu's license, and made Miss Xiaofang abandon Shazhu.
This time it went a step further, not only messing up Shazhu's blind date, but even his blind date partner,
I just want to cut my beard into my bed!
If Xu Damao didn't give Shazhu a reasonable explanation for this matter, he might really be gone!
Quickly analyzed the pros and cons of the whole thing in my mind,
Xu Damao directly wiped the blood on his face with his hand, then forced a smile and said to Shazhu,
"That idiot... Would you believe me if I said that this incident was a beautiful misunderstanding?"
"Believe it! How can I not believe what you Xu Damao said? If you can talk, say more, otherwise I'm afraid you won't have a chance to open your mouth again!"
What Shazhu said was very beautiful, but he was not idle under his feet.
Just a run-up, jumping up and facing Xu Damao is a powerful flying kick!
With one kick, Xu Damao was rolled on the ground like a real donkey!
"Silly Zhu! If you have something to say, please say it, can you not be so violent! Violence will not solve the problem! You will also lose love!"
Xu Damao, even a clay figurine, was kicked out of anger by Shazhu,
"Oh? Violence can't solve the problem? What's the use? Do you use that little mouth that's smeared with honey like you?"
"I'm sorry, I, He Yuzhu, don't have a good mouth like your Xu Damao! I can only talk with fists and kicks! I hit mine, you say yours!"
After speaking, Sha Zhu waved his fist the size of a sandbag, and threw it towards Xu Damao's mouth again!
"Ow!"
"puff"
Xu Damao was hit by Shazhu's angry punch, knocking out two of his teeth.
And at this time, Sha Zhu also went directly to the top, and started the rampage mode of the God of War in the courtyard,
It doesn't matter what kind of place it is, whether there are many people, whether the influence is good or not,
There is only one thought in his mind now: to beat Xu Damao, the grandson thief, to death!
Naturally, Xu Damao couldn't resist at all, so he could only skillfully curl himself up into the shape of a shrimp,
He covered his head and face tightly with his hands, and then lay flat and was still beaten violently by Sha Zhu, with heart-piercing wailing uninterrupted from his mouth!
And starting with the mutation,
Qin Jingru, who was still holding a roast duck burrito, was completely shocked by this scene,
Although she also felt through her own observation that Sha Zhu's temper should not be very good,
And Xu Damao had already told her,
Shazhu has a title of God of War in a courtyard,
But these words are not as profound and intuitive as what I saw with my own eyes!
At this time, she was so frightened that she couldn't even speak a complete sentence, and her legs were weak, let alone run away,
I just can't even stand up!
The more Sha Zhu hit, the more angry he became, especially Qin Jingru was still sitting there watching, the hatred in Sha Zhu's heart was about to overflow!
in the blink of an eye,
Xu Damao had already been beaten to the point of bleeding by Sha Zhu, and his clothes were torn to pieces.
The whole person rolled on the ground, blood stained with dust, how desolate and desolate that little appearance really is!
In the end, the onlookers and the owner of the roast duck restaurant couldn't stand it any longer.
While asking people to rush to the police station to report the crime, they rushed over to stop Shazhu and forcibly separated him from Xu Damao!
I'm afraid that if the fight continues, people will be killed directly!Can't do my own business!
After a while, the police from the police station arrived quickly on bicycles.
Then he took all three of them back to the police station.
Only the mess in the roast duck restaurant was left, and the boss with a bad face,
There is also a group of people who eat melons who are talking about it...
Chapter 491 Yan Pugui was going to refuse!but no way
After the police at the police station learned about the situation in detail,
I also feel that it is really a crime!
What kind of nonsense is this?
Is it two men competing for one woman?It doesn't look like it, but it looks like someone is in love with each other, and you, silly Zhu, who hit people are like a third party!
This kind of thing is actually the most inexplicable, it's not just talking about housework that is difficult for an upright official!
If Qin Jingru and Shazhu are already engaged,
Or get a certificate,
Then Xu Damao is a big problem. The police station can directly convict him of being a hooligan who destroys other people's marriages.
But that's not the case at all now,
Silly Zhu and Qin Jingru were just on a blind date, and there was no talk between the two of them, nor did they say they were engaged.
Then Qin Jingru and Xu Damao are both unmarried men and unmarried women,
Then even if Xu Damao intercepted Hu's Qin Jingru,
You can only accuse him of being morally unkind, but legally you cannot say that he has violated the law.
Besides, they just eat a roast duck together now, and they don't have any lonely men and widows together.
Therefore, the police station can only focus on criticism, education and persuasion, and has no time and energy to spend with them. After all, there are still many major cases that require their busy work.
In the end, all three people were asked to go home to reflect, and for Shazhu, he was additionally required to compensate the table and chairs that the owner of the roast duck restaurant smashed.
Then tell them if they are dissatisfied with the handling of this matter, they can go to their street office to ask the staff for mediation.
Or you can negotiate in private, because the issue of dating between men and women is complicated and complicated, but it is too simple to say,
Just ask the girl who she likes and who she wants to live with, isn't that the end of the matter?
But it would be nice if it were that simple!
After the three of Xu Damao returned to the courtyard together, all the people who went out to find Qin Jingru but failed came back one after another.
Then looking at Xu Damao with a blue nose and swollen face, the furious Shazhu, and Qin Jingru who didn't say a word,
Everyone's brains immediately began to frantically supplement their brains!
Immediately afterwards, all the neighbors in the courtyard at home were notified and came to the courtyard.
As we all know, this kind of thing cannot be justified without a courtyard meeting!
And this meeting was presided over by the second uncle Yan Bugui.
There is one thing to say, when Yan Bugui heard that he was asked to host, he firmly refused!
But the courtyard house is really helpless now.
The whereabouts of the former great master Yi Zhonghai are still unknown, and the successor great master Liu Haizhong has just been taken down again.Chinese website
Now in this wonderful courtyard, among the three stewards, Yan Bugui is the only one left, and he doesn't know whether he should cry or laugh.
Anyway, no matter what Yan Bugui thinks in his heart, but under the current situation, he can only pull out the big one from the short ones,
Right now, he can only deal with it.
"Everyone, be quiet, be quiet,
This incident happened in our courtyard today, it is very embarrassing, it seriously damaged the stability and unity of our courtyard!
It also damaged the reputation of our courtyard house!Xu Damao must make a profound self-examination,
Because his behavior is extremely immoral, simply put, it is beyond human ability to do it! "
"You said Xu Damao, you really don't remember to fight, right? It's only been a few days since last time?
Why don't you think about it at all?
Everyone knows that Qin Huairu introduced her cousin, Qin Jingru, to our Forty-Nine City, to have a blind date with Shazhu, and try to make up for the mistakes she made last time, but look at you?Not only did he not show any introspection, but he went on to do even more insane things!I really beg you to be human, Xu Damao! "
"Are you really out of your mind?
Are you still crazy like a girl?
No matter what your reason is,
It doesn't make sense to run to flirt with Miss Qin Jingru when he and Qin Jingru are still on a blind date, right?
No matter how much you like it, as a normal adult, you at least have to wait until the blind date between Shazhu and Qin Jingru is over, right?"
"Let's see if this can be done!"
"If Qin Jingru really looked down on Shazhu at that time, and they had no destiny, then if you go to contact again, no one can say that you Xu Damao is wrong, because in the new era, marriage is free and love is free."
"Now let's talk about the problem of Sha Zhu, although you are a proper victim in this matter, Sha Zhu,
We all sympathize with you morally, but you are not without some problems personally,
When will your ass temper change?Can you stop beating people to death for a disagreement?
I'm not saying it's wrong for you to beat up Xu Damao, anyway, you've been entangled with each other for so many years, but now you strike harder and harder every time, and your moves seem to kill people, otherwise the people watching today wouldn't go to the police station to report the crime, isn't it? Did you report the crime because you wanted to kill someone?
You are such an adult, even if you don't think about yourself, you have to think about the big mother and the deaf old lady, right?
After all, we are now in a society ruled by law. If you really beat Xu Damao to a good or bad and hang it on the wall like Jia Dongxu, what do you think you will get?Killing pays for life, do you understand? "
"No matter how angry you are in your heart, can't you report the situation to me first?
Is there anything we can't solve at a general meeting? "
"Of course, even if you think our courtyard can't solve it, isn't there still a street to do it?"
"You go up and say hello with your fist,
Don't you see where you are at all?That's a public place!
You look like this, no matter how reasonable you are as a victim, but if you disturb the public order first, you will become unreasonable! "
"So I'm announcing this matter. Shazhu and Xu Damao are both at fault. You guys have beaten them anyway. It depends on Qin Jingru's own wishes. If you like someone, you can go on a blind date with whomever you like!"
"If I solve it like this, you don't have any opinions?"
After Yan Bugui finished speaking in one breath, he helped his eyes, and suddenly a feeling of complacency arose in his heart,
It turns out that this is the feeling of the old man in the courtyard, is it just that? Liu Haizhong is really an idiot, and he can't do such a simple thing well. Look at him, Lao Yan, didn't he solve the problem with a few words?
Yan Bugui immediately drifted away!
He was very satisfied with his statement just now, and secretly gave himself [-] points for this meeting.
Because he felt that he was very fair in handling things, and his speech was clear and orderly, without favoring any party at all, it was as if Bao Qingtian was still alive!
Yan Bugui thinks this is the power of knowledge!It is good to read more!
Did Sha Zhu and Xu Damao become speechless without seeing what he said?
From now on, the quadrangle courtyard should be played by Yan Bu Guixiong!
Chapter 492 Silly Zhu and Xu Damao, who are crouching dragons and phoenixes, can be solved by ordinary people
But just when Yan Bugui was secretly proud of his skills,
Sha Zhu stepped forward a few steps, pointed at his nose and said coldly,
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