A slightly cool whisper echoed in the room,
……
After observing, Su Yu found that in the building directly opposite to him, the balcony of a household on the second floor did not have a protective fence. It should be no problem to sprint and jump up.
Just as he was about to act, a head poked out from the window on the second floor behind him, slapping the window and shouting.
"Little brother, help me, there are zombies smashing the door in my house."
Seeing that Su Yu turned his head and ignored him, the middle-aged man shouted louder.
"Don't go! Help me, I have money, I'll give you 100 million, 1000 million is fine, help me."
Su Yu couldn't help cursing when he saw that the zombies around him were all attracted.
"Fool, keep your money and burn it for yourself."
Seeing more and more zombies gathered, Su Yu quickly rushed towards the opposite building, but unexpectedly a few zombies appeared in front of him, blocking his way.
Whoosh!
puff!
An ice-blue arrow pierced through the head of one of the zombies and plunged into the ground.
Su Yu glanced in the direction of the arrow, and vaguely saw a beautiful figure disappearing through the window.
Before it was too late to confirm, Su Yu jumped over the fallen zombies and jumped onto the balcony on the second floor.
Looking back, the person had disappeared.
Bang!
There were noises in the house.
Su Yu picked up the clothes pole on the balcony, carefully hid by the wall, and listened carefully to the movement in the house.
After waiting for a while, there was still no sound.
'It shouldn't be a zombie, could it be a survivor? '
Su Yu tiptoed into the house, looked around and found nothing special.
The only difference may be a large pile of takeaway boxes next to the shoe cabinet.
After checking several bedrooms in turn, he still found nothing, which surprised Su Yu.
'The sound I heard just now is definitely not an auditory hallucination. '
Looking at the unexplored bathroom, Su Yu walked over slowly.
One step, two steps...like devil's steps.
The distance is getting closer.
The bathroom door was suddenly opened.
A 40-year-old woman, no, to be precise, should be a woman like a ball, with her eyes closed, she waved a knife in her hand, and shouted: "Don't eat me, I'm too fat, all fat is not good to eat .”
Su Yu frowned as he watched, and couldn't help saying: "Shut up! I'm human, so stop screaming."
The woman's movements stopped suddenly, and Su Yu saw her appearance clearly.
Horrible!
Only then did Su Yu realize that the word horrible can really be used to describe appearance.
He weighs at least 300 catties and is about 1 meters tall. He looks thick in the middle and pointed at both ends, just like a jujube stone.His face was even more bumpy, and there were a few abscesses that seemed to burst open at any time.
It is so ugly that the sun can burn the entire solar system, so that human beings dare not reproduce.
Su Yu is not a person who judges people by appearance, but he looks scarier than zombies, so I can't blame him.
Su Yu suppressed his nausea and said, "You alone?"
The woman's name is Yang Lili, and she is very famous in this area because she has a mine at home and is accompanied by different fresh meat from time to time.
I thought it was a zombie running into the house from the balcony, so I took a kitchen knife from the kitchen and hid in the bathroom. The clanging sound before was also made when I entered the bathroom, the door was too narrow and I squeezed in hard.
Yang Lili regained consciousness and looked at Su Yu, her eyeballs almost fell off.
The original fear disappeared, and a pair of abalone eyes kept looking at Su Yu with a rippling smile.
"That's right, my sister and I are the only one at home! Little brother~ are you here to save me? My name is Yang Lili, what's your name little brother?" Yang Lili said and was about to throw herself into Su Yu's arms.
Su Yu was so yelled at by the little brother that he almost vomited out the overnight meal, and quickly lifted the clothes pole to resist Yang Lili's advancing pace.
"Don't move! I'll leave after a while, don't bother me."
Su Yu said something coldly, turned around and entered a bedroom.
Yang Lili was not annoyed at all when she was insulted, she stared lewdly at the closed door and murmured: "It's so manly, how could there be such a handsome man? It’s not a fart in front of you.”
After Su Yu entered the room, he let out a heavy breath.
"What the fuck, didn't the novels I read say that after time travel, there will be beautiful women coming to your door? Why did you come to me and come here the other way?"
Su Yu was muttering, and the image of the old woman appeared in his mind again, and suddenly he felt bad all over, and a chill rushed straight to Tianlinggai.
Su Yu sat on the bed and was about to open the system panel to check his current attributes when there was a knock on the door.
Boom boom boom!
Su Yu couldn't help being a little upset by the continuous knocking on the door.
"What does this woman want to do again!"
Chapter 13 Steel wool ball
Su Yu opened the door impatiently.
"Yang..."
Su Yu really can't call Lili, so why not Yang Gungun?Or Yang Qiuqiu?So many images.
"What's the matter?" Su Yu asked coldly, frowning.
"That, little brother..."
Su Yu interrupted directly: "Don't brother, brother, you are going to lay eggs! Talk about something."
Yang Lili's face was a little ugly when Su Yu said a word, she took a deep breath, and the fat on her face trembled with her inhalation.
"Forbearance, you must hold back, such a handsome guy should have a little temper, and I will take care of you when I get you, hehe. '
Yang Lili showed her big yellow teeth, and asked with a smile: "My sister just came to ask if you are hungry and if you want to eat something. By the way, I will tell you something."
"Speak, listen." Su Yu was expressionless, his body stuck in the door.
Yang Lili was not annoyed by Su Yu's attitude towards her, and looked at Su Yu several times lewdly.
"Hehe, it's not a big deal. It's just that the water pipe in my sister's house is broken, and it keeps dripping. You can help me repair the water pipe."
"pipe repairing???"
Yang Lili nodded repeatedly with a rippling face.
"That's right! The plumbing in my sister's bathroom needs to be repaired, you..."
"boom!"
With a black question mark on Su Yu's face, he closed the door.
"What's wrong, it's the end of the world, fix a feather pipe."
Yang Lili stood outside the door, looking at the closed door with a gloomy expression.
'This little bastard is still so crazy in my mother's territory, but could it be that he didn't understand the meaning of repairing the water pipe? '
"Forget it, since it's not good to be soft, then don't blame the old lady for playing dirty, jie jie jie"
Yang Lili walked into her bedroom and took out a box from the bedside table.
Open the box and there are two bottles inside.
A spray bottle contains a light red liquid called 'Lost Pink Powder', which can make people lose their minds just by spraying it lightly.
The other glass bottle contains some pills, which are not simple, and people in the Jianghu call them 'Potian Pills'.
These two artifacts were acquired by Yang Lili at a considerable price.
Before the apocalypse, as long as she finds the right target, sprays the lost red powder, and then takes a Potian pill, she can spiral up to the sky! !
When it's over, when the person wakes up, throw a few stacks of banknotes and make a little threat, and everything will fall into place.
In this way, she used this method to raise more than a dozen little wolf dogs.
Now that Su Yu is reluctant to eat, she can only take out her treasure.
Boom boom boom!
Knocking on the door, Yang Lili stood waiting at the door, her fat body trembling with nervousness.
The last time I was so nervous and excited was the first time. I didn't expect that the end of the world would come, and I would bring such a handsome B to myself.
When she saw Su Yu for the first time, she knew that this man must belong to her, as long as she could sleep once, even for a week, oh no, not eating meat for three days was worth it.
dong dong dong...
"Are you looking for death!"
Su Yu opened the door.
"Ha, haha, you see you are still joking with my sister, hey! Oh? Hey! Don't worry, my sister just wants to discuss something with you!"
Yang Lili stretched out a hand and pushed against the door that was about to close.
Su Yu showed a surprised expression, this fat woman is really strong.
Withdrawing the hand that pushed the door, Su Yu folded his hands and looked at her coldly. He really wanted to see what tricks this fat woman was trying to do.
"By the way, you said you, you broke into my sister's house suddenly, and my sister didn't chase you away, did you?"
Seeing that Su Yu didn't answer, she was not annoyed, and then said: "Look, there are monsters eating people everywhere outside now, and my sister is also very safe here, and there is still a lot to eat."
After a pause, she went on to say: "Sister, my waist has been hurting for the past two days, why don't you go to my room and give my sister a press, and I will let you live in my house and give you some food, what do you think? If you don't do my sister this favor, then I can only drive you out of my sister."
This time Su Yu can be regarded as understanding, this is the legendary rich woman happy ball?Or is it an advanced version of the rich steel ball?
If you don't have a heavy burden on your body, who will use youth as soft food?
Let the person who said this try to face this woman, and she will let you know what a real daughter is.
Su Yu laughed, angrily.
Seeing Su Yu smile, Yang Lili thought that Su Yu was going to compromise under her lustful power, so she also laughed. After all, she can tell which is better, passive or active.
"You're laughing at your mother!"
Su Yu cursed angrily, and kicked Yang Lili's round belly directly.
Yang Lili flew upside down and rolled several times on the ground because her body was too round.
"Heck, heck! Master~ Is she trying to pick you up?"
Xiaoxian's crisp and sweet laughter sounded in Su Yu's mind. Her laughter was like French fries dipped in ketchup, crisp and sweet.
The corner of Su Yu's mouth twitched, and he said in his heart angrily: "Little girl, what are you doing to join in the fun, go play with you." '
"Hmm o( ̄ヘ ̄o#), Xiaoxian is not a little nirvana, bad master, Xiaoxian ignores you!"
Yang Lili rolled around a few times, and then stopped when she bumped her head on the sofa, clutching her stomach and yelling in pain, and kept cursing: "Oh! You damn little bastard, you're dead! You're dead! Dare to kick my old lady, you wait for me, when you fall into my old lady's hands, I must let you taste the taste of a steel wool ball!"
Su Yu didn't say a word, and walked towards Yang Lili with a dark face. Since this fat woman is so anxious to die, he doesn't mind giving her a ride.
Just when Su Yu walked up to Yang Lili, Yang Lili suddenly took out a spray bottle of lost pink powder from behind, and just aimed at Su Yu, Su Yu kicked him sideways, and kicked the spray bottle out.
Seeing her magic weapon being kicked away, Yang Lili scrambled towards the place where the spray bottle fell, ignoring the pain in her body.
Just when her outstretched hand was about to touch the spray bottle, a foot stepped heavily on it, crushing her hand on the sole of her foot.
"Ah! Hiss! Let go..."
Su Yu bent down to pick up the spray bottle, played with it in his hand, and looked at it. He could also guess the general effect of this thing.
He glanced at Yang Lili who was covering her hands and howling.
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