let you take over the zoo, you drive the animals crazy

"By the way, I have to quickly buy a batch of paper towels, so I can sell them to them later, and I can also buy some umbrellas."

Just when Yang Lin was thinking about it, the group of men and women with shooting equipment had already arrived at the orangutan park located on the outermost side of the park.

After seeing Li Wei basking in the sun in the orangutan garden, the faces of these people immediately showed excitement.

"It's it, it's it, it's bald, that orangutan on the Internet is it!"

The first male anchor said loudly.

The others also raised their cameras one after another at this moment, but just as they were about to start throwing cigarettes inside, Li Wei's face inside the cage suddenly revealed an expression of anger.

His eyes were fixed on the male anchor who spoke before.

Before the male anchor could react, it casually grabbed a lump of black stuff from the side.

boom!

In the next second, under the witness of everyone and the audience in their respective live broadcast rooms, a lump of sticky ape dung was heavily stuck to the face of the male anchor.

Some of it even flew into his mouth.

In an instant, everyone in the audience was dumbfounded.

It wasn't until the male anchor who had been smashed all over his face started screaming in shock that everyone realized it.

However, after reacting, the crowd didn't wipe his face immediately, but held up various equipment and took pictures indiscriminately.

At the same time, the netizens in their respective live broadcast rooms seemed to have been doped.

Chapter 4

"I'll go, the effect is full, the effect is full, this chimpanzee can not only smoke, but also throw shit."

"I didn't expect to open a live broadcast room and see such a picture. It's worth it."

"Oh my god, is this chimpanzee a sperm? This person just said that it is bald, so it was given by Ollie who threw his face."

"It's definitely not a coincidence. There are so many people outside the cage that he doesn't throw it away. He specially throws away this little yellow hair."

"Laughing to death, I'm afraid this person has finally tasted the taste of ape dung."

"Shushu, my head is dripping with shit."

......

At this moment, the smiles were perfectly transferred from the faces of the tourists present to the faces of the audience in the live broadcast room.

And at this time, the anchor who had been humiliated with ape dung all over his face finally came to his senses and began to ask his companion beside him for help.

"Brother Hong, do you have any paper, Yue..."

"Sister Ma, have you..."

It's just that before he finished speaking, these companions who had a relatively good relationship on weekdays hid as far away as possible.

And at this moment, Li Wei, the chimpanzee in the cage, suddenly showed a look of pride on his face.

While baring his big yellow teeth, he beat his chest with his fist.

In the next second, he turned around in the cage in front of everyone.

This kind of demeanor fell into the eyes of the viewers in the live broadcast room and immediately made them even more excited.

"I'll blanch, I blanch, why does this chimpanzee feel that his brain is abnormal, and he knows how to ridicule."

"Oh my god, I'm about to burst out laughing. What about the anchor, where is the anchor? Get closer to the camera."

"As long as you are close to the iron cage, I will give you a TikTok No. [-]!"

"I follow one too!"

Under the booing of the water friends in the live broadcast room, these anchors who had been hiding far away suddenly became excited.

"Brother Hong, it should be fine if we get closer, as long as we don't speak ill of this chimpanzee, it shouldn't hit us."

"Besides, it should be just a coincidence that it hit just now, how can it be so accurate every time."

Hearing the words of his companions, a small Internet celebrity who took the lead finally made up his mind.

"Since the family members want to see it, I will take everyone to have a closer look today."

After speaking, he walked towards the cage step by step.

At this time, Li Wei, the chimpanzee in the cage, also seemed a little tired, and sat on a big rock with a calm expression on his face.

In the next second, he took out a pack of cigarettes from the crack in the stone in front of everyone.

After skillfully lighting a cigarette, its eyes full of vicissitudes of life stared blankly at the people outside the cage.

Seeing its expression, the people outside the cage couldn't tell who was the animal and who was the tourist.

The only thing they can be sure of is that they appear to be safe for now.

But is it really what they think?

Just when several people let down their guard, Li Wei, who had just taken a puff of cigarette, suddenly fished it behind him.

Everyone felt a black mass flying towards them, and before they could react, brother Hong who was walking in the front was humiliated.

"Ah, I'm stupid! I'm stupid! Get out, this orangutan is lying to us!"

Following Brother Hong's wailing, everyone present rushed to the outside of the cage one after another.

But Li Wei, the chimpanzee in the cage, didn't intend to let them go at this time, and piles of ape dung flew straight out of the gap above the cage.

Without exception, all these ape dung fell on this group of Internet celebrity anchors.

The scene became chaotic in an instant.

And at this time, other tourists came in one after another in the zoo.

When they saw this group of anchors covered in stinky ape dung, all of them showed shocking expressions on their faces.

"I'll go, is this a special project of the zoo? It's so heavy to fight with shit."

"Isn't this group of Internet celebrities in Ningnan supposed to be cheating? Sure enough, they don't even want to lose face for the sake of popularity. I guess they lost the PK, so wipe shit on yourself."

Just when the new tourists were full of doubts, it didn't take long for them to see the chimpanzee Li Wei who was picking up dung.

At this moment, they finally knew how the ape dung on the fleeing group of people came from.

But it is precisely because of this reason that the curiosity in their hearts has become more and more intense.

A chimpanzee who can smoke is already weird enough, and now it is even more awesome to throw feces at tourists.

Sometimes human beings' novelty hunting psychology is so strange.

Just when everyone was about to approach, Yang Lin who was dragging a big box came over suddenly.

"It's selling umbrellas, it's selling umbrellas, transparent umbrellas, 20 yuan a piece, the quantity is limited, first come first served."

Hearing his voice, the group of tourists quickly looked over.

When they saw him dragging a box full of transparent umbrellas, their faces showed doubts.

Huh?Isn't this the conductor boy from just now? Why did he come here to sell umbrellas?

"Crazy, what kind of umbrellas are you selling on this sunny day, and it's not raining."

"That's right, the key is still transparent, not even the sun can cover it."

"Aren't these umbrellas worth 10 yuan at the subway entrance? What a profiteer."

In the hearts of this group of tourists, Yang Lin's behavior undoubtedly reveals a sense of stupidity.

However, in the face of everyone's doubts, Yang Lin showed a strange smile on his face.

The next second he heard a scream from among the tourists.

Sure enough, a tourist who got too close was hit head-on by a lump of fresh ape dung.

Seeing this scene, while the other tourists were shocked, they couldn't help but look at the umbrella in front of Yang Lin.

In an instant, they frantically rushed towards Yang Lin.

"Boss, give me one."

"I want one too!"

"Give me one."

...

In less than 5 minutes, the box of transparent umbrellas that Yang Lin brought over was sold out by the group of tourists.

Those who got the umbrellas also opened the umbrellas in front of them one after another. At the same time, they didn't forget to take out their mobile phones to take pictures through the transparent umbrellas.

And when the videos taken by this group of tourists and the previous anchors were uploaded on the Internet, these videos immediately became popular.

Almost every video can get tens of thousands of likes and millions of views.

Almost all netizens laughed out loud when they saw such an orangutan who can smoke and throw its own ape dung at tourists.

In less than an hour, the chimpanzee Li Wei quickly became famous on the Internet under the name Shidifu Diuna.

And the Xihong Zoo where it is located is even more out of the circle in such a wonderful form, and the official account has gained millions of fans overnight.

But it's just the beginning.

Chapter 5 Wolong and Phoenix in the Zoo

In Xihong Zoo, as the chimpanzee Li Weishifu's reputation resounded on the Internet, the number of local tourists who came to check in became more and more.

When Yang Lin arrived dragging the second box of umbrellas, the outside of the gorilla park was already surrounded by three floors inside and three floors outside.

Looking at such a scene, Yang Lin couldn't help but have some doubts in his heart.

"Has the curiosity-seeking psychology of modern people become so serious?"

"A good animal doesn't like to look at it, but likes to be thrown by people."

And just when he was speechless, cheers suddenly erupted from the crowd.

Following the cheers, he saw that the chimpanzee Li Wei had already started to lift the turf on the ground.

After removing the turf, it held the piece of turf tightly in its hands, making gestures of throwing it away from time to time.

Whenever it makes a fake move, the tourists present will burst into cheers.

Taking advantage of this gap, Li Wei suddenly threw the turf at the nearest tourist.

boom!

Without the slightest accident, the tourist was hit by the front of the turf.

But even so, the tourist wasn't angry at all. Instead, he laughed loudly, as if he had won a lottery.

"Tsk tsk tsk, I knew that these tourists liked this show, so I fed Li Wei a little more yesterday, and I fed some crotons by the way, and I'll give you a dip in the rain and dew."

Seeing the excitement of the tourists, Yang Lin quickly took out the loudspeaker that he had prepared in advance.

"Attention all tourists, besides the orangutan park, other animals in the park are also very interesting, you can move to it."

Hearing Yang Lin's words, the tourists also noticed his familiar face.

"Are other animals as interesting as poopers?"

"Yeah, do you have any unique skills?"

"But let's not talk about it, I feel that it's worth the price of admission just for the shit delivery man."

"For an abnormal animal like a poopman, I think their zoo would be fine if they had one."

"That's not necessarily the case. Where there are crouching dragons, there must be phoenix chicks."

...

Seeing that everyone was aroused, Yang Lin quickly added another sentence.

"It's in the monkey park next to the orangutan park. I've prepared a program for everyone."

"Anyone who is interested can follow me."

After saying this, Yang Lin turned around and walked towards the monkey garden beside him.