"What's the matter, what's the matter, he's just a child, why are you adults like this?"
"What does he know?"
"Besides, there's nothing wrong with spraying some water on your body, and it won't hurt it."
However, just as she said these words, a jet of water directly hit the little fat man's face.
Looking at the sudden water column, everyone obviously didn't react for a while.
Until under everyone's gaze, the alpaca opened its mouth again.
Zizizizizizi...
Among the stunned expressions of countless people, the alpaca seemed to be firing bursts.
More than a dozen jets of water hit Xiaopangdun's face.
The little fat pier who was very arrogant a second ago was frightened and stupid on the spot.
It wasn't until more than ten seconds passed that Xiaopangdun's mother nervously took out a tissue and wiped Xiaopangdun's face.
It's just that she had just finished wiping when more than a dozen jets of water flew over, and the two of them were sprayed all over their heads and faces on the spot.
Under the horrified eyes of the two, the alpaca, which seemed to be from the fire brigade, let out a strange cry similar to GIAO.
Then he jumped and left the scene in a strange posture.
Looking at the back of this strange alpaca, all the people present showed strange expressions on their faces.
Chapter 343 The Animals Are Introverted
"Damn, I've always heard that alpacas can spit, but no one told me that alpacas spit like machine guns."
"Is this alpaca open?"
"The fire engine is not as strong as it. If there is a fire in Xihong Zoo in the future, we will look for it."
"Laughing, when you meet someone who is not qualified, the alpaca can be even less qualified, but I like it."
"This little fat man probably won't dare to approach the alpaca again in his life."
"What's wrong with the animals in Xihong Zoo today, they all seem to have mutated twice."
"Yeah, along the way, no animal is normal."
"Go, go further and see if there are any other special animals."
.....
Undoubtedly, Yang Lin's behavior of letting go of himself made the tourists even more excited while being confused.
Those who can come to Xihong Zoo to see animals, some of them come for serious animals.
And the following excursions did not disappoint them.
When everyone came to the free-range animal area on the grassland, the lion king who could always be seen on weekdays could not be seen at this moment.
In its place was a male lion with a large bald head.
No doubt it was also impersonated by an employee.
It's just that he in the holster panicked a lot at this moment, especially when he looked at the large group of hair falling from the top of his head in his hand.
"I'm going, what should I do? I broke the holster when I first got to work."
"The workmanship of this leather case is so good, it will cost at least several thousand yuan. How can I pay for it if it is broken?"
"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo_oo
Just as he was touching the top of his head with a speechless face, a voice suddenly came from the side.
"Haohao, it's me, Dada."
Hearing this sound, the employee in the lion leather case quickly turned his head aside, and suddenly a giraffe appeared beside him.
Hearing that familiar voice, he immediately recognized the identity of the giraffe in front of him, Ma Da, the keeper of the bear park.
"Dada, my holster is broken, so I dare not go out, for fear that tourists will find out."
As soon as he finished his sentence, the giraffe on the side spoke again.
"What are you afraid of? It's not like there are bald lions."
"And now is not the time to be afraid. I just glanced at my phone secretly, and now people in other parks are desperate."
"We can't win one by one, we have to take action, otherwise our popularity here will be too bad, and the bonus will be taken away by others."
"Action, how to act?"
"It's simple, let's just..."
.....
While the two employees hiding under the leather case were whispering, the tourists outside the free-range area were also confused by their behavior.
"What's going on, the lion and the giraffe are in love?"
"What are they doing there? Why do I feel like they are chatting there?"
"It's normal. The relationship between the animals in Xihong Zoo is still very harmonious. I have never seen any animals fighting with each other."
"Yeah, they are all colleagues from a zoo, what kind of fight..."
It's just that before these tourists finished speaking, what happened in the next second made them startled from ear to ear.
I saw that the male lion who was fine a second ago suddenly jumped up and rushed towards the giraffe beside him.
Seeing this, the giraffe ran away.
Not long after, a prairie chase scene was staged in front of all the tourists.
Occasionally, other animals join in the process.
Warthogs, cheetahs, rhinos, zebras.
As the number of animals increased, the scene suddenly became chaotic.
But what makes tourists feel strange is that these animals run extremely slowly one by one.
Occasionally, animals will fall, and the giraffe has the most falls.
I don't know how long I watched it, but finally a tourist suddenly realized:
"I get it, I get it, they're not fighting at all, they're putting on a stage play for us."
"I'll go, I'll understand when you say that, and I'll say why it doesn't look right, so it's all acting there."
"666, this is all fine."
"The animals in Xihong Zoo are really working hard. No wonder Xihong Zoo is now the most famous in China."
"Life is not easy, the animals are performing arts."
"Here I want to criticize, forget it."
.....
After understanding the intentions of the animals, the audience watched with gusto.
At the same time, all kinds of things that happened in Xihong Zoo this morning were also uploaded to major social platforms and video websites through the cameras of a group of tourists.
Without any surprises, these videos have been on the hit list one after another, and almost every video has hundreds of thousands of likes and hundreds of thousands of comments.
From the Gatling chimpanzee who throws feces and mud crazily, to the little black bear who dances for hours, to the new eater panda who eats everything, and the quality alpaca who spits like crazy.
Every animal is so special that all netizens who saw these videos were in an uproar.
"I haven't been to Xihong Zoo for a few days, and Xihong Zoo is new again?"
"Where did you find all the crouching dragons and phoenix chicks in this garden?"
"Director Yang knows how to choose animals."
"What kind of zoo is this? It's clearly an animal mental hospital."
"The scumbag has an orangutan in its successor, it can finally rest for a while."
"The traditional craftsmanship of Xihong Zoo cannot be lost."
"My Gege is worthy of being top-notch. This has gone from the entertainment circle to the biosphere."
"The quality of the animals in Xihong Zoo needs to be lowered."
"Facts have proved that Guixi has its own pandas, and the best proof is that it eats snail noodles."
"You mean the pandas in Bashu have to eat hotpot?"
"This panda is really natural, and its eating habits are more complex than Tuan Tuan."
"Why isn't this alpaca locked up? Is it a relative of the head of Yang's family?"
"What alpaca, this is the fire brigade of Xihong Zoo. It was the one that put out the wildfire in my hometown."
"Yes, I know this alpaca. In our village, I scolded it. Later, our village fought against floods for eight years."
...
With the hot discussion and comments from everyone, the new abnormal animal group of Xihong Zoo also quickly became popular on the Internet.
Seeing that it is about to replace those former net red generation destinations.
And at this time, Xihong Zoo officials also issued a voting activity.
The theme of the voting activity is to vote for the animals that have become popular all over the Internet.
Vote for the most popular animal.
At the beginning, netizens were a little puzzled.
It wasn't until a video released by Yang Lin not long ago that everyone suddenly realized.
Chapter 344 Are They All Humans?
As the New Year is approaching, the animals in Xihong Zoo once again hit the headlines of major video sites.
And when the majority of netizens were discussing where Yang Lin got so many unscrupulous animals, a video from Yang Lin's social account instantly attracted the attention of the entire network.
At the beginning of the video, an alpaca with melancholy oblique bangs appeared in the camera.
"Hi everyone, I'm Nima the Alpaca, an animal being edited by Xihong Zoo. I'm participating in the selection of the most popular animal activities for tourists in Xihong Zoo in 2022. Please vote for me on the official website... "
There is no doubt that netizens were shocked when they first saw this video.
An alpaca actually ran out to canvass for himself, and even talked.
However, after the shock, netizens also reacted quickly.
"Damn, I was scared to death. I thought it was really the alpaca talking, but after a long time, it turned out to be the head of the sheep farm."
"Are you sure this thing is the head of the sheep farm? It's not alpaca essence?"
"I can hear the sound of burning to ashes. It's the voice of Head Yang."
"Made, let me just say how the cry of the alpaca could be a GIAO in my GIAOGIAO."
"The alpaca of affection is pretended by the head of Yangyuan."
"I should have seen it earlier. This alpaca is spitting like it's hanging open. It turns out to be the head of the sheep farm."
"That crazy alpaca is the head of the sheep farm?"
......
Just when everyone was shocked by this fact, some accounts that were also officially certified as employees of Xihong Zoo posted soliciting videos one after another.
In these videos, the animals that have just become popular in Xihong Zoo have appeared in their own bodies to canvass votes for themselves.
Gatling orangutans, foodie pandas, quality black bears, and backstroke crocodiles.
After seeing these videos, the entire Longguo Internet exploded, especially those who had just visited Xihong Zoo.
"My God, aren't these animals all pretending to be humans?"
"I just said, where can Xihong Zoo get such a group of crouching dragon and phoenix chicks."
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