let you take over the zoo, you drive the animals crazy

"It doesn't have to be a disease. I think it should have something to do with the weather. For example, hairless cats will grow hair when it is very cold in winter."

"It should be because the temperature has dropped greatly in the past two days. Tuantuan, a southern panda, can't stand it, so he suddenly grows long hair due to stress."

"The same is true for humans. A person only needs to drown a few hundred times before his offspring can evolve gills. This is called emergency evolution."

"Really? You still have something like this. Nature is amazing. Which popular science magazine did you read about? I'll check it out if I have the chance."

"No, I just made it up myself."

"Your uncle... this year is Guigeng."

.....

There is no doubt that Tuantuan became the first long-haired giant panda in history after growing long hair.

It has become a rare animal among rare animals, but this does not change the fact that it will soon be cut by Mr. Tony.

After accepting the fact, Mr. Tony, who was originally confident, became hesitant.

The hand holding the scissors didn't know where to start.

Perhaps out of professional habits, he still asked.

"Eh... do you have any specific requirements, how do you want to cut it?"

It's a pity that this time the client obviously won't respond to him, and the only one who responds to him is Yang Lin who is at the side.

"Well... let's cut the hair of its whole body a little shorter, make it a little fluffy, and a little rounder. I hope it can have a little bit of character on the head. It's better to design a shape or something."

Hearing these requests from Yang Lin, the teacher Tony beside him was more or less numb.

After looking at it for a long time, he took a deep breath.

"Go all out, anyway, I am also the No.1 haircut for the national treasure, it is worth it in this life!"

As soon as the words fell, the tony teacher immediately moved.

And there are more and more tourists around.

They have all seen pandas before, but this is the first time they have seen this panda haircut.

Before that, let alone met, I had never even heard of it.

In the midst of this large number of tourists watching, Mr. Tony's condition is getting better and better.

After 10 minutes passed, the excess long hair on Tuantuan's body was all cut short.

After 10 minutes, Tuantuan has been groomed to be extremely round, without a single extra stray hair.

Ten minutes later, Tuantuan had suddenly turned into a huge round sphere.

By the time the tony teacher dried all the hair on Tuan Tuan's body with a hair dryer, more than an hour had passed.

And Tuantuan has also changed from a messy ball of wool to a round black and white dandelion.

Each of the hairs about 8 centimeters in length stood straight up, fluffy and elastic.

Seeing that all the modifications were completed, the young teacher Tony also let out a long sigh of relief.

"Principal Yang, it's done, let's see how it goes."

But this time Yang Lin didn't respond to him, but touched Tuantuan's body casually.

The satin-like feel, coupled with the instant rebound elasticity, made Yang Lin's eyes light up on the spot.

The previous Tuantuan was more or less old-fashioned.

But now Tuantuan is like exchanging the old for the new, the hair all over his body is black as it should be, and white as it should be, without any stray hairs.

The appearance is not at the same level as before.

As far as the current level is concerned, not to mention the giant panda group, even the entire animal kingdom is at the handsome level.

After all, in the animal world, there are only two criteria for judging whether an animal is good-looking. One is whether the body is strong enough, and the other is whether the hair is beautiful enough. These two points are all taken up now.

"Thank you so much, how about it, in addition to getting a free ticket later on, you can also choose a peripheral of your own choice, which will be considered as the cost of the haircut."

After the surprise, Yang Lin hurriedly thanked the teacher Tony beside him.

And Mr. Tony, who heard his words, was obviously more excited than him.

After all, this time he didn't plan to charge any fees at first. This was a haircut for a national treasure. After the incident became more popular, he could use this wave of traffic to open a pet hair salon by himself.

And just as Yang Lin was chatting with Teacher Tony, Tuan Tuan, who had just had his hair cut, couldn't sit still anymore.

It has been a full hour since the haircut and now it has not eaten.

That's an hour, not 1 minute or 10 minutes. Isn't this abuse of national treasures?

Before Yang Lin noticed, Tuantuan let go of his four short, hair-covered legs and ran into the park.

At this moment, everyone seemed to see a black and white ball rolling in the park.

Like a giant football.

When Yang Lin found out, Tuantuan had already run more than ten meters away.

He was so frightened that he quickly threw off his legs and followed.

One person, one national treasure soon started a chase in the park.

This is to the amusement of tourists.

It wasn't until Yang Lin chased most of the park that he blocked Tuantuan again.

Immediately he also made a decision.

"I'll send you to the Southern Yunnan Zoo for a blind date tomorrow, and see if you're still skinny when you have a wife."

"Let you eat bamboo and bamboo shoots three times a day."

While talking, Yang Lin has already started preparing for the next trip to southern Yunnan.

Although Southern Yunnan and Western Guangxi are two adjacent provinces, it is still more than 700 kilometers from here to the Southern Yunnan Zoo.

It takes about eight or nine hours to walk on the road.

And this time, he planned to bring Tuantuan there by himself, so there were even more things to prepare.

Originally, if he just led Tuantuan there, his pickup truck would actually be able to handle it.

But thinking that he might need a few more small animals when he came back, he decided to rent a large open truck specially used to pull pigs.

After all, southern Yunnan is known as the natural animal kingdom, and all kinds of rare animals are their specialties.

After a long trip to southern Yunnan, how can I do it without some special products.

"I heard that people in southern Yunnan are very hospitable. Director Song shouldn't be too polite. We don't want elephants or anything..."

While packing his things, Yang Lin was already looking forward to the next trip to southern Yunnan.

Chapter 192 Tuantuan, how can I live without you? Part [-]

Early in the morning of the second day, the weather became slightly clearer, but the temperature became lower and lower.

It is not known who leaked the news that Tuantuan was going on a blind date in southern Yunnan. A large number of tourists crowded at the gate of Xihong Zoo early in the morning.

When Yang Lin appeared at the gate of the zoo in a pig cart, the tourists were even more uproarious.

"I heard that Tuantuan is going to be sent to southern Yunnan to get married. Is this true?"

"What kind of marriage, it's so ugly to say, it's called a marriage, do you understand a marriage?"

"From today onwards, Tuantuan will be the son-in-law of Southern Yunnan."

"Animals are popular too? Panda Shura? Or Panda King."

"No way, isn't it just a blind date?"

"That's right, I haven't written my horoscope yet, so how can I become a son-in-law?"

"Let the pandas from the next province marry over, and our Guangxi pandas will never marry. Of course, I didn't say anything about the rich dowry."

"I heard that she married two elephants as a dowry."

"Why are you marrying two elephants, but you are marrying a garden?"

"Then we Western Guangxi people also have to pay some dowry money?"

"Don't move here. I'll cut down two carts of sugar cane. We don't have many other things in western Guangxi, but we have a lot of sugar cane. I hope the female pandas in southern Yunnan will not be ungrateful."

"I'll add two more cars to let them see the strength of our southern Guangxi pandas."

"Yes, yes, let the pandas in southern Yunnan see our purple-skinned solid bamboo in western Guangxi."

"Pandas in southern Yunnan ate all over half of Longguo, but they couldn't find the sweet bamboo."

......

While everyone was discussing, Yang Lin had already started the car slowly.

Perhaps out of reluctance, the tourists also took out all kinds of food and threw them into the cages behind.

Some threw bananas, some threw sugarcane, and some threw steamed buns.

Anyway, no matter what food they had in their hands, the group of tourists threw it in front of Tuantuan.

Not long after, a small mountain piled up in front of Tuantuan.

There are even durians the size of two heads.

Seeing these various foods, Tuantuan's eyes straightened.

"The head of the garden really didn't lie, there are really delicious food!"

"But what are these two big guys, open it and have a look."

"yue..."

......

As the car started slowly, some tourists could not help but follow behind the car spontaneously.

"Will we meet again? Tuanzi, when we meet again, you should be happy, okay, Tuanzi, you should be happy, you should be happy, okay, be happy, be happy."

"Tuanzi, how can I live without you."

"Stop yelling, did you get sick without seeing Tuantuan?"

"Fart, that's motion sickness."

"Tuantuan is about to rush out. When will my parents arrange a blind date for me? I really can't find it by myself."

"Go to Xihong Zoo and be an animal, an animal that is not defined by people."

"It just so happens that the position of Panda is vacant, so I will replace it for two days."

"Are you sure you want to live with pigs?"

......

And when Yang Lin led Tuan Tuan on the road, the news that Tuantuan had traveled thousands of miles to southern Yunnan for a blind date also spread on the Internet.

Among them, the most excited are the netizens in western Guangxi and southern Yunnan provinces.

When Yang Lin was still on the road, netizens from the two provinces were already arguing on the Internet.

Especially at the bottom of the comment section of a TikTok video about seeing off Tuan Tuan, there were already hundreds of thousands of comments in just one hour.

"Tuantuan is our treasure in West Guangxi. If we really date girls in southern Yunnan in the future, I suggest that we all move to West Guangxi and live with our in-laws. IP: West Guizhou"

"Yo! Tuantuan is your baby, Yaya is not our baby in South Yunnan, I think Tuantuan should go to our South Yunnan Zoo. IP: South Yunnan"

"Tuantuan is not used to the food in southern Yunnan. In western Guangxi, Tuantuan can eat eight meals a day. Every meal is not the same. There are also professional stylists. IP: Guixi"

"If you want me to say, why don't you live for a year, and when you have a child, the first child will be raised in West Guangxi, and the next child will be sent to South Yunnan. IP: West Guangxi."

"Why is the first child with you. IP: Southern Yunnan"

"Our Tuantuan is a handsome guy, his looks are not comparable to yours. IP: Guixi"

"Yo Yo Yo, this hasn't caught on yet, and we've already started to CPU our Yaya. IP: Southern Yunnan."

......

Naturally, Yang Lin didn't know about the controversy on the Internet. After leaving the zoo, he drove all the way in the direction of the Guidian Expressway.