Uncle Nine: Starting from Yizhuang to simplify the cultivation of immortals

After Daoist Qianhe finished speaking, Anan and Abei were numb.

Master!Be reasonable!

Aren't we catching fish and catching chickens to give you extra meals?

The next second, the four-eyed Taoist priest looked at Jia Le and said something lightly.

"You too!"

hiss!

Jia Le, who was secretly rejoicing, went numb after a piece of it!

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Chapter 140 Simplify the mighty god curse!Open your mouth!

The moonlight is like water, and the cool moonlight falls down.

In the silent mountain forest, insects and birds are heard from time to time, and occasionally there are a few beast roars!

In the pool, the water was rushing!

Lin Luo was sitting in the clear pool of water, leaning against a big rock, taking a bath, singing Twinkle Twinkle Shining Jingjing, holding the Sanqing bell in his hand, shaking it non-stop!

Watch carefully!

Both Bai Rongrong and Hu Meiniang, who were doing coolies, had affixed amulets on their heads.

Sanqingling is drawn on the talisman, and Sanqingling is divided into two by a slash.

This is Lin Luo's original creation, specially prepared for these two spiritual pets, [Sanqingling Null Talisman! 】

Every time there is a concert, these two spiritual pets have to hide far away, because they can't hear San Qingling's voice either!

But we can't hold a concert in the future, let them hide away!

There is no backup dancer at the concert, it's embarrassing!

So this [Sanqingling Null Talisman] was born!

And there is a brass gourd on the stone next to it.

In this gourd is the old ghost who was taken away from the banquet when Lin Luo and Jia Le had a banquet as a gift!

These old ghosts can suffer from old crimes these days.

Ring the bell if you have nothing to do, ring the bell if you have nothing to do!

This simplifies the crop by crop, which is much faster than leeks!

bell bell -

【简化点+2+3+5+4+1……】

Forgive me!boss!

Help, someone help me!

I can't stand it, hurry up, whoever kills me!

You kill me first, then I kill you!

These ghosts are out of their minds.

"This won't work! Why are there fewer and fewer simplifications?"

Lin Luo stopped ringing the bell and looked at the earnings this time.

There are only more than 3000 points.

There used to be at least five or six thousand people!

These days, Lin Luo doesn't hold concerts very much, and the simplification produced by this gourd old ghost is no worse than his concerts.

Lin Luo glanced at his simplified point.

[Simplification point: 125803]

"Forget it, let you have a good rest!"

With a wave of his hand, Lin Luo put away the brass gourd, and then took out a wine jar.

"Hongmei, come out and let the wind go!"

Lin Luo put the jar on the stone, set up the incense burner, plugged in the incense sticks, and continued to enjoy the physical and mental health of the fox-tailed lady!

The incense sticks in the incense burner decreased at a speed visible to the naked eye, and within a few breaths, three sticks of incense were burned out.

Lin Luo leaned against the stone, closed his eyes, and asked softly.

"Hongmei, do you have any unfulfilled wishes?"

Hongmei's soft and timid voice came from the wine jar.

"Sanggong, I want to go back to my hometown and have a look!"

She has not seen the scenery of her hometown for many years.

People in Shenzhou are like this, they always want to return to their roots, even if they die, they will be buried in the soil of their hometown!

"Where is your hometown? If I have time later, I will take you back to have a look!"

"My hometown is Xiaojia Village, surrounded by green bamboo forests. When I was young, I liked to follow my parents into the bamboo forest to dig bamboo shoots."

"Later, there was a bandit disaster in my hometown, and the family couldn't stay any longer. My parents took me to Tanjia Town, and Tanjia Town became my second hometown!"

Hongmei told about her past bit by bit.

For so long, she has been locked up in the portable space by Lin Luo, and it only takes a few incense sticks for her to come out to let the wind go, she can't stand it anymore.

As soon as Lin Luo started talking, she couldn't stop talking.

After Lin Luo finished listening, he smiled and comforted him.

"Don't worry, if I have a chance in the future, I will take you to your hometown and have a look at the green bamboo forest."

"Thank you, Mr. Xiang!"

"Thank you, you've called me your husband, well, time is not short, you should go back and rest."

After Lin Luo finished speaking, without waiting for Hongmei to say anything else, she took her back to the portable space.

Hongmei is really beautiful, beautiful, glamorous and charming, but it's a pity that she is a female ghost!

This is not a netizen saying hello, as long as you have the courage, the female ghost will take maternity leave!

Qiusheng has already made a pretense!

I almost died in one night!

As mentioned earlier, ghosts gather eighteen kinds of disasters including disgrace, poison and mildew.

If you keep it by your side for a long time, people will become neither human nor ghost!

For example, Mao Shanming, who has two ghosts by his side, has to spend as much money as he earns, and he can't save it even if he wants to!

People are often unlucky, running around and having nowhere to live, and the more they get around, the worse they get.

If it weren't for the fact that he still has some Taoism on his body, he can use magic spells, and he has magic weapons to protect his body, he would have been overwhelmed to death by those two ghosts long ago.

Fortunately, Lin Luo's portable space can isolate these disasters from following him, and he has many Taoist protections, so he can not be affected for a short time.

Lin Luo also thought about helping Hongmei reincarnate, but it's a pity that Hongmei didn't marry before she died, she was a green-headed ghost!

After death, there is no one to rely on, and the underworld will not accept it, so there is no way to reincarnate!

This kind of ghost can't even possess a human body!

There is a movie that specifically talks about the green-headed ghost, whose name is Shuaigui Prying the Foot of the Wall!

Simu and Mao Shanming acted!

There is also a movie called Zhong Kui Marries a Sister. Zhong Kui's younger sister has been married many times but has not been married.

Otherwise, when Yinshou arrives, the green-headed ghosts who have not yet married will lose their souls!

Go back and ask Master to see if Master has any good solutions!

If it doesn't work!We can only see if the son of a system can simplify the ghost!

"12 simplification points! We can finally start to simplify the Weitian Divine Mantra."

Lin Luo has been envious of the Weitian God Curse for a long time.

So far, this is the only Taoist mantra that Lin Luo has not simplified.

One hundred thousand to simplify, it is really not cheap!

"System, simplify the Weitian Divine Curse!"

[Wei Tian Shen curse detected! 】

【I worship the majestic heaven, the rivers, sun, moon, mountains, seas and stars are in my palm, I make the light become bright, and the dark become dark】

[Simplification requires 100000 simplification points]

【Successful simplification】

[Wei Tian Shen Mantra is simplified as: opening the mouth]

As long as the mind is focused, the words spoken will be effective!

The power of casting spells and chanting will also have a bonus effect!

Notice!Be careful what you say in the future, your mouth is too open!

"I'll go! One hundred thousand simplified and changed to a consecration mouth!"

Lin Luo stared, feeling a sense of being cheated!

Your mouth has been opened, it seems that it is not a good word!

Another adjective, isn't it poisonous milk!

"Does this thing work?"

Lin Luo frowned suspiciously, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that the simplification of the hundred thousand was a bit of a loss!

"I'd like to see how powerful the opening of the mouth can be!"

Lin Luo became focused and said seriously.

"I'll pick up gold after taking a shower!"

"Ouch!"

"Don't scratch here!"

Lin Luo's concentrated spirit broke down in an instant, and he begged for mercy.

Just kidding, how can the soles of the feet be scratched!

Half an hour later, Lin Luo climbed onto the shore after finishing his part-time job as a small scrubber. The golden light flashed on his body, and the moisture instantly escaped, making him extremely dry!

While putting on his clothes, Lin Luo glanced around, but he didn't see any gold on the ground.

Cut, liar!

At this moment, Bai Rongrong and Hu Meiniang also climbed up from the water.

The moonlight is like water!

Lin Luo's eyes stared blankly.

Under the moonlight, Bai Rongrong held a large lump of dog's head gold that shone with faint fluorescence.

It looks like a big steamed bun.

The crystal eyes of the two fox spirits looked at Lin Luo.

"Master! Here!"

Lin Luo: ? ? ?

Really pick up gold!