Uncle Nine: Starting from Yizhuang to simplify the cultivation of immortals

The big wow turned into two pieces of paper in an instant!

Lin Luo felt distressed, his eyes turned green.

This is my sibling's favorite life guidance teacher!

You're just torn apart!

No!

It is absolutely impossible to fight like this!

If the puppet teachers are all scrapped, he and Jia Le won't be able to handle it!

Lin Luo secretly frowned in his heart!

I really overestimated myself this time.

I thought I had used a big move, and when the firepower was fully fired, it was like a tiger entering a flock of sheep and killing them randomly!

In the end, it was only a group of little monsters who made him so embarrassed, and there were still several transformed old monsters behind him.

The light quacked, and it couldn't be killed indiscriminately!

Awkward!

"Jia Le, Rong Rong, come up!"

Lin Luo dragged Jia Le up to Toothless Boy.

Bai Rongrong jumped onto the fire-breathing dragon.

While the two yin dragon puppets flew into the sky, Lin Luo controlled the remaining yin dragon puppets to retreat quickly.

With the tank Galen pushing across the way, the puppet teachers wanted to run with all their heart, and these monsters couldn't stop them.

Jumping and jumping, and quickly rushed out.

The goblins at the back chased after him, and after rushing hundreds of meters, Lin Luo controlled Toothless Boy and landed, with golden light shining all over his body, and the Sanqing bell rang non-stop. Harm cut!

Cut the chicken!Cut the chicken!Cut the chicken!

The goblins were so angry that they didn't dare to chase after them anymore, they couldn't stop jumping while cursing!

"These two little Taoist priests are really nothing!"

"I almost lost my cow!"

"Grass, Lao Tzu's is gone, woo woo~"

"Brother Pig, don't cry, anyway, you don't have a cow, you are a pig!"

"Get out of your mother!"

The cursing sound became smaller and smaller.

Lin Luo stopped in his tracks, glanced at the puppet teachers behind him, and immediately sighed.

Huge loss!

Of his 36 female Bodhisattvas, there are only sixteen left, and luckily Teacher Mikami is still there!

When Mikami-sensei was first made, armor and weapons were all fully equipped, and they were really useful when encountering troubles!

I lost your mother!

If I don't avenge this revenge, how can I be worthy of the hundreds of millions of descendants who have passed away!

"Brother, where are we going next?"

Jia Le saw that Lin Luo's face was not looking well, and asked cautiously.

"Where are you going! Take revenge on them!"

With a cold face, Lin Luo put all the remaining puppet teachers into the portable space.

"Revenge! How do you get revenge? There are so many monsters!"

Jia Le shuddered, thinking of those female fairies who looked at his eyes shining brightly and drooling, Jia Le felt a little pain in his waist.

It seems that he has predicted his end!

Lin Luo snorted twice, looked at the cute Toothless Boy, and jumped on it with a whoosh!

"Come up!"

Jiale hurriedly followed.

Toothless took off with his wings flapping, and the fire-breathing dragon followed closely behind with Bai Rongrong on his back.

Within a few minutes, Lin Luo and the others returned to the wedding scene!

The wedding scene has become a mess, a mess, tables and chairs are scattered all over the place, and many dead animals are lying on the ground.

Wild boars, bears, tigers, bobcats, foxes, weasels and more.

It's a mess and rich in species. It's hard to imagine that there are so many monsters gathered in such a mass grave!

It's also fortunate that there are not many who can transform, otherwise it doesn't take much, a dozen or so can crush Lin Luo and Jia Le to death!

By the way, there are transformations, those old men and old ladies, they survived their age, and they have mana, so their combat effectiveness is not good.

In fact, they have already done it before. Small tricks such as illusion and charm are not easy to use.

So I didn't make a move!

"Mrs. Hu, Master Liu, many brothers were killed or injured, and none of those old ghosts escaped, and they were all taken away!"

The person in charge of cleaning the scene came to report.

What was supposed to be a happy day turned out to be like this!

One of these two married a daughter and the other a son married a wife. Now neither of them can laugh.

"That little Taoist is really not a thing, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger!"

Although Mrs. Hu is an old lady, there is an indescribable charm in every move she makes.

She must have been a beauty when she was young!

Master Liu next to him is a wolf demon. He is old, but he can still see the burly and ferocious youth. Now he is grinding his fangs and creaking.

"Don't let me catch them, or I'll have to flay them alive!"

Suddenly, Master Liu felt wet and cold on his head, as if it was raining.

"Strange, is it raining?"

Master Liu looked up at the sky.

Madam Hu also looked up.

The dripping drops of water just poured on the face.

A burning feeling came slightly.

It smelled faintly of urine.

"Fuck!"

"Child pee!"

In the sky, Lin Luo and Jia Le each supported their brothers, opened the gate to release the water, suddenly far and near, bared with joy.

"Let you stop talking about martial arts, and let you taste the power of my master's holy water today!"

Shhhhhh!

Lin Luo whistled, increased his strength, and the water column rushed out straight.

Standing tall and urinating far away, the gang of goblins below will be out of luck.

Those who don't have enough morals and don't have a shape, as soon as they encounter this boy peeing, they will immediately wail!

The place where the boy urinates, the real prototype is directly exposed!

Half of human face and half of pig's head, and some even turned their whole heads into animal heads.

[Simplification point +4+3+6+5+...]

Seeing the simplification swish into the account, an idea suddenly popped up in Lin Luo's heart!

In the future, when you go to the toilet, don't waste this boy's urine, and make a dust song pot to collect this.

When encountering demons and goblins, hold it down, pour a bowl of boy’s urine down, it’s definitely better than anything else!

"Brother, I'm done!"

Jia Le pulled up his trousers, and said with some embarrassment.

Lin Luo hummed and continued to drink the holy water.

His warehouse is large, the water gun is thick and powerful, so the watering time is relatively long.

When he finished, all the goblins below got under the table.

"Ring the bell here, shake it hard, don't stop!"

Lin Luosai gave Jia Le six Sanqing bells and ordered.

Jia Le nodded, watching Lin Luo summon the fire-breathing dragon, and then flew up.

"Ring the bell when I'm gone, don't stop!"

Lin Luo gave another instruction, and then controlled the fire-breathing dragon to fly into the distance.

bell bell bell bell -

San Qingling shook wildly.

Lin Luo controlled the fire-breathing dragon and slowly landed in the woods behind the random graveyard.

The couple's wedding room is here today!

Lin Luo took out the purification talisman and stuck it on himself and Bai Rongrong.

This purification talisman can purify the smell, and naturally it can also purify the popularity!

"Shh!"

Lin Luo raised his finger to signal Bai Rongrong to keep quiet.

Bai Rongrong nodded obediently, followed behind Lin Luo, and tiptoed towards the inside.

This house is hung with red lanterns, red and colorful, and all the arrangements are in accordance with the style of human marriage.

Because of the chaos ahead, everyone in the yard went to the front to help, and it seemed empty.

Only in the innermost room, two little maids were serving the bride to eat.

Looking at these two little maids, they are obviously ghosts like paper figurines, and their movements and expressions are very stiff.

On the contrary, the bride who was eating was beautiful, elegant, young and beautiful, with snow-white skin, even more beautiful than Bai Rongrong.

She doesn't look like a vixen, but looks like an elegant lady!

The most important thing is that the aura on her body is very clean and pure, and she has never sucked human blood essence or killed human beings!

Boom!

The door was pushed open suddenly, startling the bride who was eating.

"Demon girl, I want you to help me practice!"

The bride's moist fox eyes looked blankly at the little boy who barged in.

He looks delicate and handsome, so strangely good-looking, why does he look so stupid!

Swish!

Lin Luo moved quickly, and rushed over, caught off guard, and pressed his little hand on the bride's head, rubbing and rubbing.

Bride:? ? ?

"Hey, I'm your master from today on!"

This feels really good!

The bride's eyes gradually became docile, and the eyes looking at Lin Luo became hot!