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"We are not awarding the award to a star, but the winner happens to be a star." Wilson said: "The Cogito portrayed in "Mr. Cogito" can make him famous in the poetry world, not to mention there are other work."

"This year's Nobel Prize focuses on poetry. There are more than 50 qualified poets nominated from all over the world, but Mr. Huai...Mr. Chu Zhi and Mr. Rick Morty maintained a large number of votes in the three rounds of voting In the lead, Mr. Chu Zhi defeated Mr. Rick with a crushing advantage in the next five rounds." Wilson said.

Rick Morty is a famous Canadian playwright and poet. As a born in the [-]s, he once created the famous "Canada Export" miracle.

That is to say, the President of the United States around the turn of the millennium wanted to raise tariffs on coniferous wood and corn, and the governor and leaders of Canada were very anxious.

Later, I learned that the President of the United States is a loyal fan of Rick, so I asked Rick to go to the United States to help lobby. The result was good, and the President of the United States canceled the tax increase proposal.

Such a powerful poet still lost to Chu Zhi in the vote of the Swedish Academy, which is enough to prove that the gold content is very high.

"So we didn't award it to a star, but we awarded it to a poet, who happened to be a star on the sideline." Wilson said confidently.

King Carl XVI said: "I'm not familiar with poetry anthologies, are the poems written by a singer like Chu Zhi really that good?"

"Poems about Chu Zhi—" Wilson pondered, it was difficult to come up with more accurate adjectives for a while, and it took a few seconds to sort out the language: "The collection of poems published by Chu Zhi is the best in the 21st century, none of them."

There is no first in literature, and there is no second in martial arts. In any case, it is very rare to be the first in the field of culture, unless it is two or three times higher than the contemporaries of literati. This evaluation fully let Karl XVI know the gold content .

"I'm old, and there is such a winner." Carl XVI said: "He also won the Nobel Peace Prize. The world really belongs to young people."

Hearing this, the Crown Prince Princess Victoria next to her was moved in her heart.

However, no one at the scene noticed the crown prince's expression of displeasure, and Wilson nodded as he thought about the king's words.

What is the concept of winning the Nobel Prize for Literature and the Nobel Peace Prize at the same time?Let us give an example of a famous historical figure that everyone has basically heard. The BBC evaluated the greatest British man Churchill, who also claimed to have mastered the most English words. He has won the Nobel Prize for Literature and was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. Please pay attention to the latter It's just a nomination, which means that Chu Zhi has surpassed Churchill in this respect.

But Churchill was a politician, and Chu Zhi was just a singer. There was a big gap between the two professions.

So to sum up, this incident shocked the world as much as the planet stopped rotating!

"Fuck?!", "What?", "Why?", "Can't understand?", "Is this true?

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Questions in multiple languages ​​such as Chinese, Japanese, English, French, German, etc. Whoever saw this news did not have small question marks in their minds. In order not to waste the traffic of my friends, I only selected a few.

American netizens discuss—

"When Chu sang "Jesus Loves Me", he said that his voice was blessed by God to be able to sing the gospel of angels. Now I think maybe God did not bless, but God gave him part of the power."

"I agree, otherwise I really can't accept it. He is a human being! How can human beings make amazing achievements in the two fields of singer and poet at the same time, and even become the king of the field. My God, you must know him I’m only under 30 years old, and I’ve only traveled a third of my life.”

"I don't agree. I don't know if you know Da Vinci. Although his main occupation is a painter, he also left behind countless works. He also wrote "Painting Theory" to explain the skills of painting. In addition, he He has also made achievements in many fields. Besides, figures such as Descartes, Russell, and Aristotle have also made amazing achievements in different fields.”

"Da Vinci, the number one all-rounder in the West, I won't say anything. Whether everyone agrees or not, you haven't found out? You have already started to compare Descartes, Russell, Aristotle, and Da Vinci with a The stars are compared together."

U.S. President Steele, who was planning to win over Chu Zhi to help get votes, asked the chief of staff to contact Chu Zhi to help get votes, but it undoubtedly failed.

The reason for Chu Zhi's refusal was also very simple. She could not interfere in the politics of other countries, not in any form.This is not because of the high moral level of the actor, but because he knows that once he is involved in the American election, even with Zhongnanhai's bodyguards around him, nine lives are not enough.

For the sake of the dog's life, how could he agree.

Originally, this matter had passed long ago, but seeing that Chu Zhi was Huainan, a cultural celebrity plus an entertainment celebrity, Steele began to think again.

"Depto, we need to give Mr. Chu Zhi an undeniable price," Steele said.

Chief of Staff De Plato made it clear that it would be an offer that would be hard to refuse.

People are also afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong, so you have to be careful when playing the emperor beast.

British netizens discuss

"After carefully checking the Nobel official website, there are only five people who have won two Nobel Prizes in the history of more than 100 years. Mr. Chu Zhi is the sixth, and he is the only one who has won the Nobel Prize for Literature and the Nobel Peace Prize at the same time. people."

"Only six? I think there will be more."

"The top five Google searches are Marie Curie, Pauling, Bardeen, Frederick, and Sharpless. Except for Pauling, the other four are insurmountable mountains in their respective fields."

"Pauling? What's wrong with Pauling?"

"Even though I'm a fan of the Freeze Man band, I still have to say that Chu Zhi is an insurmountable mountain in the field of pop music."

and many more.

Great Britain and the United Kingdom of Northern Ireland were formerly known as the Empire on which the Sun Never Sets. As an aside, few people know that the Empire on which the Sun Never Sets used to refer to Spain.

Back to the topic, the popularity of the small Huainan in the UK is higher than that in the United States, while the popularity of the large Chu Zhi in the UK is lower than that in the United States.

This phenomenon is caused by different national conditions, so I won’t discuss it in detail. Anyway, the poetic atmosphere in the UK is stronger.

Uta Frankel, a famous British writer, was born in a wealthy Jewish Czech family. He was praised by the literary giants in his youth as "If the hope of English literature should be entrusted to a young man, that person can only be Frankel". He started at the age of 28 Traveled around the world and wrote a large number of poems, biographies and dramas. He was noted for his biographies and short stories.

How good he is, let’s put it this way, even though he immigrated to the UK, his former homeland, the Czech Republic, still set up a UTA short story award for him, and this award is one of the three major short story awards in the world, as you can imagine.Know that Frankel is alive!

After Frankel learned about Chu Zhi's deeds, he really wanted to know about this Chinese man who had created miracles.The poet, the king of pop, stop the war, the voice of an angel, each title can talk a lot, all together, it will be

What a wonderful life? !

"If possible, I would like to write a biography for Chu Zhi." With such thoughts in mind, Frankel flew to Huaxia.

If Frankel really writes, it will be a breakthrough for himself, because he has set himself the bottom line and never writes about living people.

If a person is not dead, it means that anything can happen. Frankl and the famous literary critic Lapham are deadly enemies.

Meet rivals who will really fight.

The initial conflict between the two came from the fact that Lapham wrote a biography for the presidential candidate to help Deng Lun Dabao. In Frankel's view, this behavior has already

Lapham could be fired from the biographer's trade. "As long as a person is alive, it is possible to do things that change people's evaluation." This is Frankel's point of view.

Now that the British writer Frankel is heading to China, let me talk about the discussions among Chinese netizens——

"Actually, it's understandable, you think about how beautiful the lyrics written by Master Jiu are, and then think about how Master Jiu reads books every day, so he won the Nobel Prize for Literature... Fuck it, I can't write any more! !"

"In the past, Xiao Jiu's daily schedule was very shocking. No matter how busy he was every day, he would find time to read books, so now I want to know, two albums a year, various activities, and time to publish a collection of poems every year? His Is the flow of time different from mine? I can't understand it."

"Sorry, I just bought "Looking for: French Art in the Eighteenth Century" translated by Huainan yesterday. It was recommended by our teacher. Our teacher came back from studying at the National Academy of Fine Arts in Lyon, France. According to her, Huainan is very good. My translator, I didn't expect it to be Master Jiu?!"

"In fact, in terms of language, Xiao Jiu is a very good linguist. If you are not a fan, you may not know that "Wan Guo Yi" alone uses the languages ​​​​of eight countries to write songs."

"Let me tell you a ghost story. Brother Nine didn't go to college, because he dropped out of school and became a trainee, so all his knowledge is self-taught."

and many more.

China is Chu Zhi's stronghold, and generally speaking, die-hard fans will regard the achievements of their idols as their own achievements, and take pride in them.

But this time, even the most loyal Xiao Guo was very confused. They really never expected that their idol would have so many surprises.

"Look, your language proficiency and papers can barely pass. Then look at your idol, the winner of the Nobel Prize in Literature." Xiao Yue said to her daughter.

Xiao Qing was shocked, she thought about it, and asked herself to teach her father: "Dad, do you think this is reasonable?"

"I think it's reasonable." Xiao Yue said calmly, "Before the whole world was discussing who Huainan is, someone put forward three conditions. First, Huainan has a very high cultural literacy and knowledge accumulation. "Sir Cogito" and the poetic epic "The Tour."

"The second condition is to have a delicate and changeable mind, otherwise the eight collections of poems cannot be written from different angles."

"The third requirement is to have in-depth research on other languages, because Huainan's poetry anthology is very special, and many of his foreign language versions are written by himself."

"Then in summary, does Chu Zhi fit perfectly?" Xiao Yue said. "It makes sense, but I'm speechless." Xiao Qing said.

"Let's talk about the most notable example. Huainan released "The Tour..." Xiao Yue suddenly paused and asked, "Have you watched the Tour?"

"Of course it's the collection of poems that face the sea and the spring flowers bloom. I even selected a section and posted it on Moments." Xiao Qing responded: "I also wish you the best wishes for strangers. May you have a bright future, and may your lover last forever." Get married, may you find happiness in this world, I only wish to face the sea, and the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming.”

"Yes, only a very gentle person can write such a poem, and Chu Zhi is an extremely gentle person." Xiao Yue said: "Besides, do you know what Chu Zhi was doing when this book was published? ?”

Xiao Qing thought about it, but she really didn't know, mainly because she didn't know the release time of the poetry collection "The Tour".

"The release date of "Tour" is when the global tour is announced in August 2025.

between. "Xiao Yue said.

Tour—isn't that just a world tour?

Finally, let’s talk about Nehong’s bewildered performance. When they knew that Chu Zhi and Huainan were alone, many Nehong fans started dancing on the street.

The dancing is considered light, some fans really yelled on the street, and even took off their shirts, like those people in the football field who couldn't help but take off their clothes.

The key is that Chu Zhi's fans are both male and female...

When Suega Ojima heard the news about his idol’s award, he really wanted to take off his pants to celebrate, but his wife Kira Sasaki stopped him in time. Don’t ask why he wanted to take off his pants to celebrate. When he was very excited, his brain crashed and he didn’t know what he was going to do .

Then Wei Dao went to KTV at night, and Mr. Wei paid for the consumption tonight!

In order to express their excitement, the owner of [Monkey Lang Izakaya], after his wife passed away, was enlightened by Chu Zhi's songs for the rest of his life. After learning that Chu Zhi had won the highest award in the literary world, the store directly launched a discount.

Some stores imitated it, and gradually, many stores in Osaka, Tokyo, and Yokohama carried out discount activities. The reason for the discount was "celebrating Rongsang's winning the Nobel Prize in Literature". At one time, hundreds of stores were offering discounts for the same reason. Banner, even though most of the stores followed suit, it was solid to further promote Chu Zhi's reputation.

Outside the izakaya, the fastest response was the Neon chain bookstore.Neon's bookstore will sell records, AVs and comics together, while the bookstore directly bundles records and poetry collections.

It is euphemistically titled "Poetry and Songs, Let Us Understand Chu Zhi Better".

Neon sociologists have named the social changes "post-Chu Zhi effect".

That is: because of its strong popularity, it can easily guide the social herd mentality, which has brought great practical impact.

Where there is a future, there is a future, and the "pre-Chu Zhi effect" is that several years ago, Yandi Beast endorsed lipstick and female make-up in Neon, and endorsed what was popular.

Everything likes to have a high-sounding definition, which is learned from Neon and the West, and it is even more obsessed.

The editor in charge of Huainan, Akio Ono, known as the "Southern King" by Neon people, rubbed his eyes repeatedly when he saw the news, wondering if he had read it wrong.

After confirming the source of the news, Akira Ono took a sip of water—drank another sip of water—and drank another sip. He didn’t calm down until he drank all 2L of water.

"My two idols are actually the same person?" Akima Ono hiccupped and said after a long time.

The excerpts from the global fans’ reactions are pretty much the same, let’s talk about the master.

The owner is currently urinating and defecating normally, and the future can be expected.

And sleep with a quilt, eat with chopsticks, the future is boundless.

The mood was also calm, because it was the second time the Emperor Beast went to Yangma's news for 30 minutes, and Chu Zhi was not so excited about the news about the first time and the second time.

Now he just feels bored.

"The follow-up matters are troublesome." Life is not easy, Chu Zhi sighed.

After winning the Nobel Prize in Literature, he was invited by a large number of associations, first of all, the Writers Association, Poetry Association, Translators Association, and Publishing Association, all of which invited him to join.

If you join, just join, anyway, if you agree, just make a name.

What bothered Chu Zhi the most was the lecture invitations from major liberal arts colleges. The liberal arts colleges of Tsinghua University, Peking University, Zhejiang University, Fudan University and other famous schools all sent out invitations, and there were also a group of famous foreign schools.

It's okay to refuse all of them—but Chu Zhi wanted to agree a little bit, and he was afraid of trouble if he agreed.

When caught in a dilemma......

"No wonder there is a Nobel curse, who can control it?" Chu Zhi commented inwardly.

The Nobel Curse means that once you have won the Nobel Prize for Literature, you will never be able to write better works.

The reason for the curse is that the average age of winning the Nobel Prize in Literature is about 58 years old, and the mental state will gradually decline after that.The second reason is that after winning the award, fame and fortune will follow one after another. This is what Chu Zhi feels now.

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Friends who have not traveled through the ball feel the small shock from the parallel world.

The Complete Works of Chu Zhi (Huainan) published by Silent Publishing House includes——

"Stray Birds"

"After Eternal Silence"

"I'm a Wayward Child"

"The Great Puzzle"

"tour"

"Do not go gentle into that good night"

"Mr. Cogito"

"The Way the World Ends"

The price is 350 yuan, and a single copy is 48 yuan.

Don’t think it’s very expensive. If you think it’s expensive, you haven’t bought a book in a physical bookstore for a long time. Now, any hardcover book is priced at [-] or [-], and the collector’s edition is less than [-] or [-] and you can’t get it.

This set of complete works was printed decently by Shanghai Magic City Publishing House. Both the paper and the book cover are more comfortable.

Because the timing was just right, 210 million copies were sold in two weeks, a terrifying sales volume. You must know that the current physical market is sluggish, and [-] copies sold are already considered bestsellers.There is no doubt that Chu Zhi must be at the top of this year's writer's income list.

The explosive sales come not only from fans, but also from many passers-by watching the excitement. Think about it, a singer who is often looping on the list of listening songs suddenly won the Nobel Prize for Literature. Don’t you want to read his literary works?

It is precisely this kind of mentality that Chu Zhi's poetry anthology has sold 800 million copies in half a month all over the world.