Li Shimin

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"But Aye, this clean paper is specially made by the master, and it can only be used for toilet use!"

Fang Yizhi shrunk his neck subconsciously, and said unwillingly.

"Ok?"

Seeing this, Fang Xuanling stared at Fang Yizhi again, "What qualifications do you have to use this kind of clean paper? Besides, using such precious paper, are you not afraid of being punished by scholars all over the world?"

"Scholar from all over the world?"

Fang Yizhi was startled, and after thinking for a moment, he came to his senses, with a face of fear, he bowed deeply towards Fang Xuanling, and cupped his hands.

"Thank you, Aye, for saving my life!"

"Humph!"

Seeing this, Fang Xuanling gave Fang Yizhi a hard look, then picked up the clean paper in his hand and walked into the house.

Fang Yizhi exhaled softly, his face full of fear.

At the same time, in the mansions of Su Guogong, Qi Guogong, Cai Guogong and others.

Chang Sun Chong, Du Gou, Li Chongyi and others also received this kind of treatment.

The only difference was that some were beaten harder, while others were beaten lightly.

As for Cheng Chusi and Yuchi Baolin, they were also severely beaten by their own aunt.

However, they all received a gag order.

The next day, several people walked out of their house with grinning teeth, climbed into the carriage cautiously, and headed for Li's Village yelling.

As for Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui and the others, they followed Li Shimin to the Hall of Liangyi in a hurry after the morning court.

"Why do you all look like this today? Could it be that what happened to the Turkic side?"

Li Shimin, who was about to take a sip of tea to moisturize his throat, subconsciously put down the teacup in his hand after seeing the expressions of Fang Xuanling and the others, and asked hastily.

"Return to Your Majesty, the Turkic matter is going well!"

Fang Xuanling hurriedly replied.

"Na Er waits for a look, why is it like this?"

Li Shimin was startled.

"His Majesty……"

Li Chongyi looked around with a puzzled expression.

Seeing this, Li Shimin frowned slightly, but still looked up.

Li Wei hurriedly greeted all the servants in the hall, and retreated cautiously.

"Tell me, what happened?"

"Report Your Majesty, we are all here because of His Royal Highness Jin!"

Changsun Wuji cupped his hands and replied.

"Xuanba?"

Hearing this, Li Shimin frowned slightly, but asked anyway.

"What happened to Xuanba?"

"Please look at this, Your Majesty!"

Saying that, Fang Xuanling, Changsun Wuji, Du Ruhui, and Li Xiaogong all took out a stack of blank papers from their pockets with strange expressions.

Seeing this, Li Shimin couldn't help being curious.

"It's just blank paper. Could it be that there is some kind of entrance?"

"Your Majesty, this kind of paper is pure paper. His Royal Highness King Jin made this kind of tough and soft white paper, which is specially used for toilet use!"

Changsun Wuji sighed softly and said slowly.

"What? Use this kind of paper to use the toilet?"

Li Shimin's face was full of shock, and he couldn't believe it.

"Return to Your Majesty, this is indeed the case!"

Then, Changsun Wuji, Fang Xuanling and the others reported in detail what those evil beasts in their house did yesterday.

After listening, Li Shimin stared at the boss, and at the same time subconsciously squeezed the clean paper in his hands!

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Chapter 375 How much clean paper does Your Majesty want?

"This paper is really soft and tough!"

Li Shimin nodded slowly, and said: "You guys have tried it, how do you feel with this thing?"

Hearing this, Fang Xuanling, Changsun Wuji and the others were stunned, shaking their heads repeatedly in denial.

Just kidding, using this kind of white paper to go to the toilet, even if they are the princes of the country, they are afraid that the literati in the world will secretly poke their backs after they find out!

"Your Majesty, paper is for writing, we dare not use it for that kind of thing!"

"Exactly, Your Majesty, how can this kind of pure white paper be so wasteful?"

However, no matter how they explained, Li Shimin looked at them quietly with a calm face.

Seeing this, Fang Xuanling and the others froze.

Immediately, he couldn't help but smiled bitterly, and said slowly, "Your Majesty, although we haven't used it before, we have interrogated those evil beasts. This thing is really convenient and comfortable to use for Gong Fang. Moreover, after using it, It can be thrown away directly, and there is no need to use it a second time!"

"Ok?"

Li Shimin subconsciously sat up straight, his eyes widened, "This thing can only be used once? Throw it away after use?"

"Return to Your Majesty, that's right! This kind of clean paper is too soft, whether it's ink or water stains, it will be absorbed as soon as it touches it! When the paper gets wet, it will rot if you pull it lightly."

Changsun Wuji replied cautiously.

"It's so extravagant!"

Hearing this, Li Shimin couldn't help but think of something, his face changed slightly, "How many times can such a large stack of paper be used?"

Ugh!

Hearing this, Fang Xuanling, Changsun Wuji and the others couldn't help sighing, "It's not because of this that I've come to see you, Your Majesty!"

"Your Majesty, the literati in the world value paper the most. If those people know that His Royal Highness Jin uses this kind of paper to go to the toilet, I am afraid that His Highness Jin will be criticized by all the literati in the world!"

"Who dares?"

Li Shimin stared.

However, as soon as he finished speaking, he sighed softly.

"Li Wei, prepare the car and go to Lijiazhuang!"

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

On the side, Li Wei cupped his hands and ran out quickly.

And in Lijiazhuang.

Following Cheng Chusi, Fang Yizhi and others walked in, Li Xuan couldn't help being surprised.

"Wait, what happened? But did you fight with someone?"

"Master, I was beaten by Aye!"

Fang Yizhi looked helpless and a little bit wronged.

"Why?" Li Xuan asked.

"Back to Master, it's because of the clean paper!"

Now, all the grievances of the night poured out, Fang Yi straightened his eyebrows and said: "After I went back yesterday with the clean paper made by my master, I was blocked by Aye when I went to the toilet. In the room, there was a flurry of beatings.

Then, after I came out, Aye chased me again and beat me up!Fortunately, A Niang came out to persuade, otherwise I would be lying on the bed and unable to get out of bed until today! "

Li Xuan couldn't help being dumbfounded.

"how so?"

"Back to Master, it's because I'm going to use clean paper to go to the toilet!"

Fang Yizhi, Changsun Chong and others couldn't help sighing.

Afterwards, he explained, anyway, it was they Aye who thought they were not worthy of using clean paper and would be poked and scolded by scholars all over the world.

However, these seem to have nothing to do with Li Xuan.

Therefore, after listening, Li Xuan looked relaxed.

"Since you are waiting for Aye to beat him up, it has nothing to do with my master!"

"Master..."

Fang Yizhi, Changsun Chong and others looked helpless.

"Clean paper is such a good thing, if you don't honor you Aye first, then you can enjoy it yourself first, and don't get beaten, it's against the law of heaven!"

Li Xuan sneered.

"This?"

Now, Fang Yizhi, Chang Sun Chong and the others couldn't help but be dazed.

It is so!

Afterwards, several people lay on the sofa with regretful faces, not wanting to move.

Seeing this, Li Xuan didn't bother to pay attention.

Ye beating the cub, he can't control it.

However, Li Xuan didn't stop for a while.

After hearing the report, Li Shimin, Fang Xuanling and the others came to Li's Village in a hurry.

Fang Yizhi and the others who were lying on the sofa paralyzed with weakness all over their body, sat up straight in an instant.

Soon, Li Shimin walked in from the outside with Fang Xuanling and others.

Li Xuan, Fang Yizhi and the others hurriedly stood up to salute.

After each other sat down, Li Xuan asked directly.

"I don't know how your Majesty and Fang Cheng have the time to come to Li's Village?"

Indeed, in the past few days, with the help of Li Jing and other five-route armies, all the way, they attacked the city and pulled out the village. After a few days, they were able to encircle and annihilate a tribe under Jieli's command.

Therefore, the entire court was very busy.

Hearing Li Xuan's words, Li Shimin, Fang Xuanling and others were startled.

They didn't believe it. With the report from those little brats, Li Xuan would not know what their purpose of coming here in a hurry was.

However, Li Shimin didn't have the patience to deal with Xuan Ba, and said directly: "Xuan Ba, I came here this time because of the clean paper!"

"Clean paper?"

Li Xuan was stunned for a moment, then chuckled lightly.

"How much clean paper does His Majesty need, one roll at a time, I will ask the housekeeper to bring it to His Majesty!"

"Consistently?"

Li Shimin was taken aback, and subconsciously asked: "Xuanba, how big is one volume?"

"One roll should be three feet long!"

With that said, Li Xuan bent down directly, took out a roll of clean white paper from the coffee table below, and handed it to Li Shimin.

"Your Majesty, it is this kind of clean paper!"

"Ok?"

Seeing this, Li Shimin, Fang Xuanling and the others all had a flash of curiosity in their eyes.

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