Live broadcast of my blind date with Miss Dai, sister Zhou was arrested

"Don't think about it, don't think about it."

"Little girl Dai is my best friend, I have to think about her."

"Be sane."

After recovering, sister Zhou still couldn't control her eyes.

His eyes were firmly fixed on Ye Tian's face, and he forgot about his current situation at all.

At this moment, Ye Tian finally opened his mouth.

He looked into sister Zhou's eyes and said with a smile.

"Does this count as saving you?"

In a word, Sister Zhou immediately reacted.

Standing up with a blushing face, he began to settle accounts with (adea) Dai Xiaomei.

"Okay you silly little girl, now you have learned to resist."

"Look at my invincible tickle."

Amidst the laughter, Ye Tian lay down on the sofa again.

Busy with experiments, busy with dedicating to the country.

Except for the days with Dai Xiaomei and others, Ye Tian is always tense.

The reward of the next system, the reward of the next system.

If you encounter a research topic that is extremely difficult to overcome, then you don't know when you will be able to meet Miss Dai, Sister Zhou and others.

After eating, according to the normal process, other people started live broadcasting again.

This is their mission and their job.

Originally, Ye Tian also planned to conduct a live broadcast to interact with everyone.

But the little girl who stayed in the middle stopped him.

"My dear Professor Ye, I have a very important task that I want to entrust to you. Would you like it?"

Dai Xiaomei blinked her eyes, pretending to be cute.

When the eyebrows trembled, the slightly fleshy face also trembled slightly.

It looked like a ripe peach, always wanting to be bitten.

Seeing Xiaomei's appearance like this, Ye Tian knew that the familiar plot was coming again.

Every time such a moment comes, Ye Tian knows that his nightmare is coming again.

"whats the matter?"

"Oh, I know, I don't have time, you can ask someone else!"

"What? You don't want to, and you can't do it if you don't want to. I'm an upright man and I can't be fooled by you."

Before Dai Xiaomei could speak, Ye Tian finished all the words in an instant, just like rushing to answer.

In this way, the little girl was a little speechless, staring blankly at Ye Tian.

After thinking for a while, he said angrily.

"How can you look like this?"

"I haven't said my lines, I haven't finished my words, you have finished all the words for me, what do you want me to say?"

"No, no, let's start again."

Shaking Ye Tian's hand, Dai Xiaomei made a coquettish look.

Seeing that Ye Tian was unmoved, the little girl was so cruel that she directly kissed Ye Tian on the face regardless of the eyes of the people around her.

As soon as the kiss was over, Miss Dai's face immediately turned red.

"Tsk tsk, you can make surprise attacks now."

"Blame me for being unprepared, and let you succeed."

"I, a sunny, youthful and beautiful boy, suffered from your defilement just like this, and you have to compensate me for the loss of my youth."

As soon as the words "sunshine, youthful and beautiful boy" were uttered, the others immediately burst out laughing.

Although there is nothing wrong with what you say, it always makes people feel weird.

Especially the young girl who was directly amused by Ye Tian.

The speed of that blushing increased exponentially.

And the blush on his face became deeper and deeper.

Chapter 328 The monkey's butt is white (seeking automatic subscription)

Ye Tian started joking again, holding the red face of Dai Xiaomei with his hands, and started the mocking mode.

He looked at the others with a smile and said slowly.

"I'll tell you a joke."

"A lot of animals ran out of the zoo, some animals went to the street, some animals went to the woods, and one monkey climbed up the electric pole."

"A driver was driving in the middle of the night, passing by this telephone pole, and suddenly stopped-."

"Then, other drivers saw it and followed this driver to a stop."

"It wasn't until a long time later that everyone realized something was wrong."

"Do you know why these drivers stopped?"

When Sister Zhou and the others heard it, they couldn't figure out why after thinking about it for a long time.

I always feel that I am missing something, and I always feel that I am not missing anything.

"I can't figure it out, why stop?"

Sitting in Ye Tian's arms, Dai Xiaomei was the first to ask.

She finds this brain teaser interesting and wants to know the answer to the question.

Ye Tian coughed, stretched out his hand and gestured for a cup.

Wang Boluo next to him rolled his eyes, and hurried forward to offer a cup of poured tea.

After drinking the tea, Ye Tiancai said again.

"Let me give you a little hint!"

"See if your brains are smart, can you guess the answer to the question?"

"When you say the car stops, it usually has to touch something to stop."

As soon as this question was asked, everyone immediately talked about it.

Some say it stops when it touches someone, and some say it stops when it runs out of gas.

When it came to Sister Zhou's side, it was considered that she had said what Ye Tian wanted to express.

"The car stopped, did it hit a traffic light?"

Ye Tian snapped his fingers, pointed at Sister Zhou and said.

"Bingo."

"Although Sister Zhou who doesn't open her mouth is so pretty, Sister Zhou who opens her mouth is quite intelligent."

When answering questions, Ye Tian did not forget to tease people.

Sister Zhou was so angry that her teeth were itchy, and she stared at Ye Tian with such cautious eyes.

"Hurry up and tell me the answer to the question. If you tease me again, be careful that I will retaliate against you."

Ye Tianxie smiled charmingly, not afraid of what Sister Zhou said, but just looked at Sister Zhou.

It seems to be asking sister Zhou if she really wants to do this.

Losing to Ye Tian's eyes, sister Zhou was defeated.

She turned her finger on the little girl who was at the side, muttering.

"I can't bully you, Professor Ye, can't I bully your girlfriend?"

Although the voice was very small, it was heard by everyone present.

Wang Boluo and the others laughed out loud, only the young girl Dai felt depressed.

"My dear Professor Ye, stop bullying my sisters."

"When you were not around, I didn't know how difficult it was for me."

"I can't eat well, and I can't sleep well."

"For the sake of your girlfriend being so pitiful, don't create any more difficulties for her."

After playing around for a while, everyone remembered the brain teaser Ye Tian just said.

Everyone was asked, but no one knew the answer to the question.

"Speak out quickly!"

"If you don't say it, I'm going to be scared to death."

"It feels like a cat scratching in my heart now, it makes people feel uncomfortable."

The others also nodded, thinking the same as Little Sister Dai.

If they knew the answer to the question, they would have said it long ago, so why did they delay until this time.

"Actually, actually, the answer is very simple."

"Just think about the color of the monkey's butt? You will know the answer to the question."

Dai Xiaomei touched her nose in doubt, and opened her mouth subconsciously.

"Aren't monkey butts white?"

This sentence immediately caught everyone's attention.

Looking at the eyes of the little girl, it seems to be looking at the mentally handicapped.

At this time, the others also understood what Ye Tian wanted to express.

It's no wonder that Ye Tian would keep tugging on the face of Little Sister Dai when he was talking.

Sister Zhou quietly leaned into Little Sister Dai's ear and lowered her voice.

"The monkey's butt is red. Your Professor Ye told us about this brain teaser, telling us that your face was the same color as the monkey's butt just now."

"I didn't believe it just now. I thought the color of the monkey's butt was prettier than yours, but when you think about it carefully, the two of you are actually pretty similar."

It is Sister Zhou's style to avenge any grudge.

If you can't bully Ye Tian, ​​then bully Little Sister Dai.

The little girl was stunned for a long time, muttering the word red in her mouth, she stretched out her hand to touch her face, and then she came to her senses.

Angrily, she reached out to grab Ye Tian, ​​wanting to vent her anger.

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"Ahhh, I'm so pissed off."

"You actually said my face is a monkey's ass, let's see how I deal with you."

Thinking about the way everyone looked at her just now, and thinking about what she said just now that the monkey's butt is white, the more she thought about it, the more embarrassing she became.

Everyone else knows, but she doesn't.

This made her look like an illiterate, and made her feel very uncomfortable.

After being angry for a long time, the little sister Dai was crying, and the tears seemed to be squeezed out of her eyes.

Ye Tian noticed Xiaomei's expression and knew that she was indeed angry.

"Okay, okay, I didn't talk about your monkey ass."