Ordinary Road 2010
Page 31
Gu Caiwei entered the classroom and naturally found a seat near the back door to sit down.
The big class of the training class is very different from the small class, because there are too many students, and the teacher has no way to track the status of each student in time.
So how do they keep the students' attention?
Tell jokes.
Every teacher in a big class has his own unique book. Students who listen to it for the first time are usually impressed. After listening to it a few times, they will find:
It seems that this thread has already been said?
For example, Principal Cheng of New Dream, when he gave a lecture at Linzhong the year before, he still made fun of his female classmates at P University:
"I fell in love with every girl in our class, and none of them fell in love with me. After 20 years, they all came to hold my hand enthusiastically, regretting that they didn't do it back then."
I don't know how many years this joke has been used.
In short, those small humors that seem witty and witty are actually well-designed and carefully refined, and are constantly polished and upgraded according to the feedback from the audience.
From this perspective, these lecturers are more like talk show actors than English teachers.
Therefore, Lao Luo's ability to appear on the "Talk Show Conference" has a source.
Today, the English-speaking actor has a good level, and the jokes are relatively novel. Gu Caiwei sat in the back and listened with gusto.
When get out of class was over, the accident still happened.
A tall boy who was sitting not far in front came over and reported his family name: "This classmate, I am from Yuezhou No. [-] Middle School. My name is Shi Linkun."
"Which school are you from, can I get to know you?"
Yuezhou No. [-] Middle School is the best high school in the local area.
He was just looking around when he was absent from class, and found that the girl in the back row had a very outstanding temperament and demeanor.
So I wanted to come and get to know her on a whim, and it was only when I got closer that I realized the surprise hidden under her peaked cap and large mirror frame.
Failed again.
Even though he has tried so hard to keep a low profile, why can't these flies be chased away?
Gu Caiwei puffed her mouth unhappily, stood up and replied casually: "I'm sorry, classmate, I don't like to meet people with good grades, and I'm prone to allergies."
After she finished speaking, she put her bag on her back and walked out through the back door.
Classmate Shi obviously hasn't practiced the face of chasing after her, so she has to send her back with regret.
When Gu Caiwei walked out, from the words just now, she thought of the summer vacation and the cram school that Lin Yi attended.
Then he thought of the inexplicable "Versailles" he said, and the hateful phrase "flies bite shit".
So she muttered dissatisfiedly:
"Stupid Lin Yi, you have eyes but no eyes."
……
After class, Ms. Gu Changge came to pick her up in person, and the mother and daughter found that the guests had arrived as soon as they entered the door.
Today is a family dinner.
"Hello, Auntie, and Auntie." Gu Caiwei greeted the elders politely, and then asked, "Where are Uncle and Uncle?"
"Your two uncles are in the study."
The two aunts glanced at Gu Changge as they spoke, and then greeted, "You're back, sister."
Ms. Gu Changge's relationship with these two sisters-in-law is average, seeing them like this, they knew that they were holding back their affairs, so they said hello and went to the study.
"elder sister!"
Two immature children's voices sounded almost at the same time, two little boys came out from nowhere and rushed over.
A younger one named Gu Ziyan, who was only six or seven years old, bumped into Gu Caiwei's leg, and quickly hugged him with both hands to stabilize him.
The other older one is Gu Zixuan, who looks about eight or nine years old, so he is much more stable. He is already a mature primary school student.
"Gu Ziyan, you are dirty, don't rub it on your sister's pants!" The little aunt's scolding voice has already chased after her.
"It's okay, little aunt."
She watched these two little kids grow up to such a big size, and they were picked up (wan) and taken care of (shua) by her when they were still lying in the cradle.
Gu Caiwei has already stretched out her hand to hug the smaller guy, "Ziyan, what were you playing just now?"
The older child complained first: "I was playing with building blocks, but when Ziyan ran over just now, he knocked it down again."
Gu Caiwei glanced back, and found that her mother was gone, and after thinking about it, she could say hello to the two uncles later.
Gu Ziyan didn't know if he wanted to change the subject: "Sister, why are you dressed like this today?"
"Um……"
Gu Caiwei found a high-sounding reason: "My sister is here to concentrate on her studies, isn't it good-looking?"
"Sister is the prettiest!"
Gu Zixuan answered loudly, and even jumped up lively.
"Ha ha!"
She originally wanted to say "It's fine if it doesn't look good, this is what I want", but she didn't expect the little guy to save face like this.
This flattery made Gu Caiwei feel happy, she took off the peaked cap on her head and put it back on Gu Zixuan:
"This hat is for you."
It's a pity that his head is still too small, and the cover feels like his face is covered.
Gu Zixuan took off his hat and threw it on the ground as a resistance to the prank: "Sister, sister, take us to play!"
"Hahaha, good!"
Gu Caiwei picked up the steady primary school student: "Zou Zixuan, I'll take you to put the building blocks back."
When she took a step, she thought, if Lin Yi saw this scene, would he laugh at herself for being as childish as the two little kids?
"Oh, let's go!"
Gu Ziyan also jumped off her body, and together with Gu Zixuan, they screamed loudly and ran towards the special room full of toys.
They like this sister very much, because she is beautiful and willing to play with them.
Although my aunt repeatedly emphasized that she should be called cousin.
But Mom and Dad kept teaching her to call her cousin.
The grown-ups are really weird.
So in the end, the two confused little kids used the simplest way of saying it, and called up their sister directly. This time, no one objected.
Chapter 42
When Gu Caiwei was accompanying the little hairy boy, Ms. Gu Changge had already opened the door of the study.
Inside there were two men in their thirties, one was leaning against the table with his arms crossed, the other was slumped in a chair, with his feet crossed and placed directly on the table.
"sister!"
Seeing Gu Changge come in, both of them shouted respectfully, and the one who was sitting stood up and gave her the seat.
Gu Changge wasn't polite to them either: "What's the matter? You're still hiding here mysteriously, so just talk about it."
"Hey, I know I can't hide it from my sister."
The one standing at the beginning looked a little older, so he said, "Actually, it's not a big deal, it's just that we encountered a little difficulty in business..."
Gu Changge guessed it was this kind of thing: "Stop talking nonsense, Gu Changning, just say how much you want to borrow?"
"Sister, it's really not about borrowing money this time."
Gu Changning rubbed his hands in embarrassment: "This time it's something about production, we won't be able to explain the situation in the factory for a while."
"Anyway, this time it's a little trickier, we may need to find an expert to help..."
Gu Changge was calm when he mentioned borrowing money just now, but now he has completely cooled down:
"You don't want to tell me that the expert you are looking for is that person?"
Since their divorce, the name of "that person" has become a taboo in the Gu family.
Gu Changning tried to explain:
"Sister, that person is indeed the most suitable one. You know that he helped lead us to start our business at the beginning. At that time..."
Gu Changge actually knew to some extent that after her divorce, the two idiots were still pretending to be that person's brother-in-law outside to deceive others.
She sneered: "It's been so many years, can you still not do business without him?"
"Sister, we have no other intentions. This matter is just a matter of effort for him. I promise that it will not cause him any trouble."
"I'm not interested in knowing whether it's troublesome or not for him, but why can't you two do nothing about things that he can easily do?"
"Sister, no matter what, that person is the No. [-] person in Yuezhou City after all. His family is big and his business is big, how can our little fights compare to it?"
Gu Changge didn't intend to talk nonsense to them anymore, she leaned back on the chair, crossed her hands in front of her chest:
"I don't care if you have a big family or a small trouble, if you want to find that person, I will not stop you, but don't expect me to intervene."
Gu Changning apologized and said with a smile: "Don't say that, sister, what relationship do we have with that person, isn't it because of you and Xiaowei?"
"Don't involve Xiaowei in your affairs."
Before Gu Changning could speak, the brash man who stood beside him for a long time finally couldn't help interjecting: "Whether you admit it or not, that person is Xiaowei's biological father."
He couldn't stop once he opened his mouth, and Gu Changning couldn't stop him at all: "If you ask me, you are not only helping us, but also helping yourself."
"The two of you have been divorced for so many years, and you are floating in Lin'an alone, and that person has never remarried, which means that there is no divorce at all."
"I know that you are a person who wants face, and you can't let go of this face, so isn't it justified to go to him for the two of us?"
Gu Changge's face was already as cold as ice: "Gu Changqing, who told you that I didn't remarry because of that person?"
"You don't need to worry about my affairs, and I won't come to your muddy water."
Gu Changqing was completely talking to himself: "Sister, we are your younger brother who tell you these things, we don't bother to care about someone else."
"When the two of you divorced, that person gave you half of the family property without saying anything. Otherwise, how could you be so happy in Lin'an all these years?"
Gu Changge sneered: "The equal distribution of property is stipulated by the law. Could it be that he gave me alms?"
"Yes, equal distribution is stipulated by the law, but he gave you all the cash and assets that are easy to take away."
"Because of this, I heard that it took several years to slow down, and at the most difficult time, he borrowed usury to make ends meet. Does he think he is worthy of you?"
"Not to mention, Xiao Wei's child support payments have been quite a lot for the past few years."
Gu Caiwei always knew that these two younger brothers were a pair of crouching dragons and phoenixes, but she never expected to hear such words from their mouths.
"Xiaowei's child support is his duty."
She even found it ridiculous when she explained: "Gu Changqing, I really doubt that you are fighting against injustice, are you my younger brother or his younger brother?"
Gu Changqing didn't feel embarrassed: "Of course I'm your younger brother."
"Sister, I want to remind you that even if you can find someone richer in the future, it's impossible to find someone who cares more about you than him."
What does it mean to find someone with more money?
Gu Changge felt that it was too much to say.
But that stuff is not over: "When I got divorced, I said that you were too narrow-minded. He is such a big boss, what is that thing?"
"Look at our small business, we have to entertain this and that every day..."
Gu Changning has already covered his eyes.
"enough!"
Sure enough, Gu Changge couldn't stand this idiot anymore: "In order to ask that person for help, you plan to send me back to be married, aren't you?"
"I'll say it again, I won't care about your shit, get out!"
Gu Changning walked out honestly, but Gu Changqing hesitated for two steps.
"Get out!"
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