Doomed, the country begged me to engage in diplomacy

Pfft!

In the next second, as the motorcycle approached, there were earth-shattering fart sounds.

Unlike the one-person motorcycle acrobatics just now, farting alone has little impact, and no one was injured anyway.

But now, there are nine people on three motorcycles, and they are all connected end to end.With such a posture, once a scent attack occurs, the lethality is not ordinary!

As a result, the rock-solid nine-person motorbike brigade disintegrated in an instant with a sound of farts, and all rolled down from the midair one by one.

The out-of-control motorcycles collided with each other, and the scene was completely out of control.

"Convex (fuck pan, what's going on."

"It's a shame, it's a shame."

"Who did the farting? It's a terrible death!"

"Whether this group of people did it on purpose, I know that the group of people selected by the chief is unreliable, why not let me come!"

Seeing this scene happen, even the Feibing soldiers standing on both sides of the road couldn't bear to watch it anymore. For a while, there were shouts of cursing one after another.

As the officer, Plum's face instantly turned into a liver-colored color. If there were no outsiders around, he would have rushed to beat these idiots with a whip.

Fuck, good show, what are you farting for?Did I make you fart?

Damn!

"Sorry, sorry!"

The nine performers who fell to the ground were also facing a catastrophe. After bowing in the direction of Yang Hongyun, they hurriedly pushed the motorcycle and left the scene of the large-scale accident.

They are just ordinary soldiers. If such a serious accident occurs, they will inevitably be punished.

"Plum...what the hell is going on?"

Ambassador Hashma almost gritted his teeth and looked at Officer Plum.

"Accident, pure accident!"

Plum couldn't hold back either.

However, things have already happened, and all he can do now is to try his best to save the situation.

Plum gritted his teeth,

"Several, the next step is the professional performance, don't worry!"

After all, he hurriedly called his deputy over, gave up many of the original performances, and directly put the best performers in their army on stage for the finale!

There is no way, these soldiers are too unprofessional!

On such a serious occasion, he even farted!

After the matter is over, he must investigate carefully to see who farted!

Just abominable!

Under the auspices of Plum, the scene of the original riot became quiet again.

After a while, bursts of roar sounded again.

Yang Hongyun followed the sound, but saw not far away, nine motorcycles were running at the same speed in the same row, and on top of these motorcycles, all soldiers were standing, not three people, but more than 50 people!

The bottom row hooked their shoulders to each other to make a stable pile, and on their shoulders, there was a group of people stepping on them. In this way, they formed an army of Arhats!

I have to say, the scene is really magnificent!

"call……"

Seeing this scene, Plum finally breathed a sigh of relief.

This is the trump card of their border guards. Usually, they will show it only when the leaders of other countries come over. If it hadn't happened today, he wouldn't have shown it at will.

However, for the current problem, as long as they can calm down the situation and let Ambassador Yang know the stunts of their trapeze people on the Flying Cake Country Car, that will be fine!

The ambassador, Hashma, who was standing aside, also secretly heaved a sigh of relief, turned to look at Yang Hongyun, and said with a smile,

"Ambassador Yang, this is the hobby of our flying pancake soldiers. It makes you laugh."

Well, this comparison finally made him pretend.

"Really? It's really amazing. The soldiers who fly cakes are very talented in acting. If you work as acrobats in our flower planter, you will definitely earn a lot of applause!"

Yang Hongyun nodded with a smile, mocking mercilessly.

Hashma, "..."

Plum, "..."

puff!

The accident still happened.

When the convoy was halfway through, the sound of cannons one after another, oh no, the sound of farts, all of a sudden.

You know, this is a border area, the temperature is very cold, and the air is naturally relatively clean, but at this moment, with the sound of farts, the air suddenly filled with a stench!

Under the gaze of everyone, a stream of gas suddenly appeared behind the 52 people standing on the motorcycle, and then, a series of khaki liquid seemed to rush out from their buttocks !

"Ni Kada Band!"

"Fake!"

"What the hell, am I not mistaken, they...have diarrhea?"

"Shit, what the hell is going on, why did the performance go so well, and suddenly the collective disappeared?"

"My God, the boss asked them to perform trapeze, and they actually performed shit in the air?"

"Hey, it stinks to death!"

In the originally quiet scene, one after another was heard again, and the soldiers watching on both sides covered their noses one by one, and scolded the parents of the soldiers who were performing.

They put up with the farting of the first two teams, but this time more than 50 people gasped collectively in mid-air, it was too much!

Simply disgusting!

However, this team, the ace actor team of their border defense force, has a very high professionalism. Even if they feel unwell now, they are still smiling, and their bodies maintain their original postures.

Because they know that this is a teamwork project, once they move too much, the whole team will collapse in an instant!

Therefore, for the formation of teammates, for the collective image, no matter what happens, they must ensure that they will not waver!

Ever since, amidst a series of fart sounds, this professional team of 52 people performed a show from beginning to end with huge exhaust and traces.

It wasn't until they were far away from where the leaders were standing that their tense bodies relaxed completely, and they jumped down from midair in an orderly manner one by one.

Well, they are professional actors.

Even the ending needs a beautiful and orderly departure!

Then, the next second after landing, everyone rushed towards their dormitory.

What the hell, although they are professionals, but now, if they don't run, they won't be able to fit in their crotch!

Chapter 85 I think you are polluting the environment

"Pfft!"

Seeing more than 50 soldiers running away with their heads in their arms, they don't know whether it is the curry smell or the curry smell. They fled. Wei Zhaopeng and Feng Qingyang standing beside Yang Hongyun still couldn't hold back. , laughed out loud.

"Ahem, sorry, Mr. Ambassador, I couldn't hold back!"

Feng Qingyang looked at the gloomy Hashma, and apologized without apology.

Hashma's lungs were about to explode.

What the hell, what he represents is not an individual, but the entire Flying Bread Kingdom. Only when Flying Bread is strong can he, Hashma, speak forcefully.

Wasn't the reason why this performance was arranged to show Yang Hongyun and his party the solidarity, friendship and superb skills of their flying pancake soldiers?

Fortunately, the whole show was in a mess, and Fei Bing was completely ashamed.

The point is, the current situation is very unfavorable to his next negotiations!

"Plum, you should go back and take care of your soldiers. Frontier soldiers, food is very important!"

Hashma looked at Plum with an unkind expression. Originally, the two belonged to different ranks, and there was no distinction between superiors and subordinates, but now, he couldn't help losing his temper.

"Mr. Ambassador, my people, I will control them!"

After losing such a big own goal, Plum was in a very bad mood.

After glaring at Hashma fiercely, he untied his belt and walked towards his barracks aggressively.

Hashma shook his head helplessly, and brought Yang Hongyun and his party to the reception room not far away.

"Ambassador Yang, I'm really sorry, this happened and made you laugh."

Hashma said with a look of embarrassment.

"fine."

Yang Hongyun shrugged and said with a smile,

"I know that your country always likes to make jokes, but today's performance is really unique and really funny!"

Hashma, "..."

If you can talk, talk more!

What the hell, he has also met many flower growers, such as Feng Qingyang, who speak modestly and politely, but Yang Hongyun is completely different.

Speaking so sharply, he didn't give him any face at all!

Dazed, but listened to Yang Hongyun continued,

"Hashma, if you don't come to the border, you don't know the seriousness of the problem. This time I saw a very serious scene."

He looked at Hashma and said,

"This area, according to the previous agreement, is a disputed area. You and I are not allowed to occupy it casually and build roads without authorization, but what about you? How dare you openly build roads and station motorcycle teams. There is no spirit of contract at all!"

Yang Hongyun said in a deep voice,

"So, I think we have nothing to give up. This area originally belonged to our flower growers. You should withdraw from this area. Your existence will not do any good to this area. On the contrary, you will pollute the environment. Just now This scene can fully illustrate this point!"

Hashma, "..."

He specially invited Yang Hongyun here to declare his sovereignty and show the strength of Feibing, but now that something like this happened, he was really embarrassed.

However, for the sake of flying cakes, he still said,

"Ambassador Yang, you can't say that. This area was left to us by Yingjili before he left. As their successors, we should accept this land!"

"And what happened just now was just an accident!"

"Accident?"

Yang Hongyun sneered,

"If you follow your logic, this area was also left to us by previous dynasties, and we also have the right to inherit here. Moreover, in terms of the length of time, we have lived in this area far longer than you , Hashma, what do you say about this?"

"you……"

Hashma was stunned speechless.

And the other side.

The officer Plum who returned to the camp directly summoned all the soldiers.

As for the soldiers who participated in the performance just now, they all changed into a set of military uniforms and reappeared in front of him.

Even so, everyone still exudes a strong curry smell of excrement...

"Made, a bunch of trash!"

Snapped!

In front of everyone, Plum slapped his belt and beat him down.

Plum has a habit of punishing soldiers with belts if they make mistakes on weekdays. Although many people expressed dissatisfaction with this, the boss seemed to turn a blind eye to it.

"That's our guest. You have disgraced me today. If you were in China, you should be thrown into the water of the Ganges. No, your existence is simply polluting the water!"

Plum slapped and cursed angrily,