Doomed, the country begged me to engage in diplomacy

Doomed, the country begged me to engage in diplomacy Author: The wolf is not cruel enough

[Relaxed and funny text, do not enter the serious party] Yang Hongyun travels through parallel worlds and is plagued by bad luck. Wherever he passes, various natural and man-made disasters will always occur.

I just graduated and interviewed five companies, all of which went bankrupt.In the community where it is located, there are many unlucky things, no one dares to live in it, and the housing prices have plummeted one after another.The owners of the community, who couldn't bear it anymore, collectively handed over Yang Hongyun to the state.

Country: my country's industrialization can't stand your toss, you'd better go and blame other countries.

As a result, Yang Hongyun changed himself and became a diplomat.

Going to Sakura Island, the typhoon swept across the four islands, and the nuclear wastewater was poured back.

Going to the Eagle Sauce Country, the leader of the Eagle Sauce lost his memory and had a seizure.

The leader's eyes were bright, "Yang Hongyun is worth a hundred aircraft carriers alone."

Ying Jiang looked terrified, "We don't use the aircraft carrier, and you don't use Yang, okay?"

Chapter 1

"Yang Hongyun, please."

"You treat our company as a fart, let us go! Really, our company is not worthy!"

Inside the Human Resources Office.

A lady from HR wearing black-rimmed glasses and a professional OL outfit put her hands together and looked at Yang Hongyun pleadingly.

"I've read your resume carefully. Before you joined our company, you joined five companies. These companies are all among the top companies in Jiangcheng."

"But since you entered these companies, in less than a month, these five companies were either fined huge sums of money for tax evasion, or the capital chain was suddenly broken and they went bankrupt."

"Yang Hongyun, if it's one or two, it's fine. Five companies went bankrupt in succession, and now even our company is in a state of turmoil, not to mention our company's operating income this month, which is directly from positive to negative. It is the office supplies of the company. , it was replaced four times in one month."

"Yang Hongyun, don't say these things have nothing to do with you!"

HR looked at the handsome and tall young man in front of him, the joy in his beautiful eyes was no longer there when they first met a month ago.

Yes, she is a beauty control and education control.

During the recruitment interview, she saw Yang Hongyun's well-proportioned body, sunny and handsome, with the corners of his mouth raised, and his smile was extraordinarily seductive, especially those big eyes, like stars, which made people so intoxicated that they couldn't extricate themselves.

Even, Yang Hongyun is still a high-achieving student who graduated from a double first-class university, and with a good name, it might bring good luck to himself and the company, so he waved his hand and directly hired Yang Hongyun.

Unexpectedly, since Yang Hongyun joined the company, the company has become a place of bad luck, and bad luck happened one after another.

For example, the company often cuts off power and water suddenly. For example, the company's office supplies, whether it is desks, chairs, benches, or even computer printers, are often damaged for no reason. Even, many employees have sudden work-related injuries during work, and the injuries are inexplicable.

These unlucky incidents have seriously affected the normal operation of the company, and the old director of the company asked her to investigate thoroughly.

I didn't know the result, I was shocked when I checked it.

After consulting and monitoring the employees one by one, the human resources team was surprised to find that anyone or anything related to Yang Hongyun would be unlucky.

This Yang Hongyun will not bring good luck to the company, on the contrary, if he continues to stay in the company, the whole company will be dragged down by him!

HR shook his head helplessly, the past was unbearable, and he felt scared even thinking about it.

Now she just wanted to send this plague god away as soon as possible.

Go wherever you like, as long as you are not in the same company as her!

After all, HR handed the printed resignation letter to Yang Hongyun, and continued to plead,

"I've already prepared the letter of resignation for you. You just need to sign it. Not to mention anything else, you have to think about Xiaofang, a colleague in your group. She was supposed to come to my aunt at the beginning of the month, but because of With your arrival, she hasn't come to my aunt for nearly two months!"

Yang Hongyun, "..."

Looking at the decisive HR in front of him, and seeing the eyes of his colleagues in the office looking at him like a plague, Yang Hongyun shook his head helplessly, picked up a pen, and directly signed his name on the resignation letter.

"Thank you, Yang Hongyun, thank you so much!"

Seeing that Yang Hongyun finally signed his resignation, HR was overjoyed, put his palms together, and bowed deeply to Yang Hongyun.

Squeak!

HR personally opened the door for Yang Hongyun. When parting, he did not forget to send blessings.

"Yang Hongyun, you are a talented student who graduated from a double first-class university. Our company temple is too small to provide you with a true Buddha. You are a dragon, and you will definitely find a better company. You are so proud of yourself! Come on!"

After all, without waiting for Yang Hongyun to respond, he directly closed the glass door of the office, patted her big breasts, and let out a long sigh of relief.

"Huh... finally sent this plague god away!"

In the originally quiet HR office, there was cheers and encouragement.

"Haha, I'm suffocated. Now that I see this unlucky ghost, I dare not speak!"

"Amitabha, the god of decline has finally left. The water retrograde recedes and good luck comes!"

The HR who had just dismissed Yang Hongyun couldn't help but opened the door, looked in the direction Yang Hongyun left, and finally burst out laughing after confirming that the moldy god had left.

She looked at her colleagues and said with a smile,

"This is the biggest good thing in a month. I suggest that after get off work today, arrange the hot pot!"

As soon as the words fell, the human resources office cheered again!

Click!

However, just after HR finished speaking, his right foot suddenly slipped when he was walking forward, and the whole person squatted down and landed on the ground straight.

All the colleagues were shocked.

"Sister Ma, are you too excited? I've never seen you dance before! So you still have such a unique skill!"

"Sister Ma has had a hard time during this time, and now that the plague god has left, Sister Ma must be so happy!"

Miss Ma, "..."

What kind of shit is a unique skill, I have never stretched, let alone danced.

I just slipped and fell accidentally!

Damn, could it be...

"Pfft!"

"Ouch..."

"boom!"

Just as she was frowning in doubt, a series of ominous sounds suddenly came out in the office.

Looking up, I saw my colleagues, some clutching their stomachs in pain, and some fell to the ground, all screaming in pain.

"Oops, that plague god hasn't left our building yet!"

Everyone in the office suddenly realized this problem, and couldn't help but stroke their foreheads. They...were careless after all!

Yang Hongyun, who left the office building, looked at the bustling metropolis in front of him, his eyebrows squeezed like a mountain peak.

"Oh, I'm unemployed again! It's so hard to survive in this world!"

Yang Hongyun sighed, his whole life looked like nothing to love.

It has been more than 20 years since he came to this world, and he thought that after reliving his life, a system would come.Lie drunk on the lap of a beauty, wake up and take power in the world, and start a beautiful life.How can I imagine that since I came to this world, I have been either unlucky or on an unlucky road.

Just born, the mother died of dystocia.

When he was three years old, his father died in a car accident.

Less than a year after being sent to the orphanage, the orphanage closed down because of internal and external collusion and violations of young children.

After that, he changed six elementary schools, three junior high schools, and two high schools. Wherever he stayed, disasters would accompany him.

Although the university was fairly stable for four years, and there were no incidents such as fires and earthquakes, scandals continued to break out. Not to mention the teachers, the principal alone had changed a dozen times.

Strangely, Yang Hongyun, who was in the center of the unlucky storm, survived unharmed.

But it’s useless to just live, since eating is a problem for me now!

Buzz!

Just when Yang Hongyun was lamenting his life, a phone call came over suddenly.

"Yang Hongyun, you haven't paid the rent for three months. Hurry up and pay the rent. If you don't show up, I'll salute you and throw you out today!"

Chapter 2 Yang Hongyun, Come With Me

The hemp rope is specially picked and broken.

Fate only finds the poor.

He was dismissed by the company just before he was fired, and then he received an eviction call from the landlord Ma Dongmei, which made Yang Hongyun one head and two big.

Now, not only do I have no source of income, but I even have no place to live. If this continues, I might as well die.

Shaking his head helplessly, Yang Hongyun took a deep breath and hurriedly walked towards the nearby Baiyun Community.

The landlord, Ma Dongmei, is a charter woman. She has several properties under her name, and she is not short of money. Maybe, if she licks her face and says something nice, or agrees to some excessive physical contact with Ma Dongmei, she can continue to live in this community for a while.

Yes, apart from being handsome, Yang Hongyun has nothing to own. Ma Dongmei expressed or hinted several times that she wanted to have something to do with him, but Yang Hongyun rejected them all with righteous words.

But now... Yang Hongyun, who was in a desperate situation, couldn't care less.

The Baiyun community is not far from the company. About 10 minutes later, Yang Hongyun came to the gate of the community.

"Drip drip!"

Just as Yang Hongyun stood still, a piercing alarm sounded suddenly from the electronic gate of Baiyun Community.The electronic door was repaired just yesterday, but it was paralyzed again!

boom!

Just at this time, a white BMW mini drove out from the inside out. The electronic brake lever at the door had been lifted up to let it pass, but now, it suddenly fell down without warning and hit the brand new BMW directly. in the car!

"Damn it, the access control is broken again!"

"Made, I just bought a new car yesterday!"

Suddenly, there was a sound of cursing at the gate of the community.

However, Yang Hongyun has long been familiar with these scenes.

Yang Hongyun mourned for the owner of the BMW for a few seconds, then walked towards the small door next to him with a normal expression.

……

……

"Uncle policeman, you saw it too. It's really him. Wherever he appears, this kind of accident always happens. This is not the first time. Please, take him away quickly. Otherwise, we This neighborhood is uninhabitable!"

"Yes, Uncle Police. Since this guy came to our community, the reputation of our community has been bad. Now many migrant workers are afraid to rent houses in our community. Not only that, the housing prices in the community have dropped a lot."

"It's really unlucky, seeing him must be a bad thing!"

In the property building of Baiyun Community.

The landlord, Ma Dongmei, and a group of owners of the community, together with the police from the nearby police station, are checking the surveillance video of the community.

And the scene that happened at the gate of the community just now happened to be caught by them.

The call to the police was made by Ma Dongmei.

At first she was really greedy for Yang Hongyun's body, but the experience of the past six months has made her completely give up her fantasy.

This young man is simply possessed by the God of Plague!

Since Yang Hongyun lived in his own community, in the past six months, various unlucky things happened every week in the unit building where Yang Hongyun lived.

Aside from the elevator being paralyzed, the water and electricity cut off, and the toilet exploding, she had already replaced the furniture and appliances of this apartment building six times in the past six months.

But no, this apartment building is all her property.

In the past six months, due to various unlucky things, many tenants have checked out early, and even commented on the Internet, saying that there are dirty things in this community.All kinds of bad luck will happen to all tenants who settle in this community, especially the tenants of their own apartment building!

This month, [-] suites in the entire building could not be rented out. She has been a charterer for more than ten years, and she has never seen such a situation!

Then, through monitoring and observation, she discovered that so many weird things were related to Yang Hongyun!

After struggling again and again, Ma Dongmei still felt that making money was the most important thing.

After all, if the money is gone, I have nothing, but if the man is gone, the worst thing is to change it myself.These days, as long as I have money, there will always be a little boy who kneels and licks me!