……
"Hahahahaha! I'm convinced. Uncle Yu looks like he's eaten blowflies. It's so aggrieved. I've never seen Uncle Yu like this before!"
"Sweating! He's sweating! The last time he sweated was probably when Kong Yunlong stripped the jacket!"
"Lu Xia knows crosstalk actors too well. Silence is better than sound at this time. I will give 100 points for this wave!"
"Cross talk isn't funny but it's really funny. I've never seen such an embarrassing Mr. Yu."
"Smashed!"
……
"I also often hear Bai Lu talking about you."
As soon as Lu Xia finished speaking, the next second, Yu Qian's professional reaction made him quickly answer:
"Tell me what?"
I regretted it just after I picked it up, hell!You should hang this kid for more than ten seconds, or say that you shouldn't answer him, and embarrass him for a while.
This is the professionalism of a cross talk actor, you can't let the words fall to the ground... .
"It is said that you still smoke, drink, and perm your head at such an old age, that your body is strong and strong, that you are old and strong, that your sword is not old, that you are old and strong..."
"Hey!"
Yu Qian blew his beard and stared: "You kid..."
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……
"Hahahahaha!"
The audience burst into laughter.
Even Guo Dalin and Xiao Yueyue were bowing their heads and holding back their laughter. Who doesn't know that Yu Qian hates people calling him old? Your words are like knives, piercing his heart, Yu Qian was so angry that he almost exploded hair.
"Master, don't be angry."
"Master, forget it, there is no need, he is a junior after all."
……
"Hahahaha!"
Everyone present burst into laughter again, and sure enough, where there is Deyun Pavilion, there is laughter.
But Lu Xia's reaction was quick enough.
Not only did he catch the teasing, but he also broke Yu Qian's defense with three or two hits.
……
"I saw a girl outside just now, she seems to be picking up trash by the beach, is she also one of us?"
Guo Dalin couldn't help asking.
"Yes, and also our guest, Deng Ziqi, the little queen of music."
"What?!"
The three of them were completely stupefied when they heard this. Your mushroom house is too ruthless. You guys are chatting here and let the guests pick up trash? !
Still a little diva? !
Lu Xia: "She's really nice. I've never seen such a sensible guest. She helped pick up the trash when she first arrived. No matter how much you tried to persuade her, it was useless. I cried to death. Our Mushroom House likes guests like this."
"Click on me, right?"
Yu Qian rolled his eyes, and he passed the play, but he is not the kind of arrogant and unreasonable person. It's normal for him to be on a show and do some work.
Yu Qian: "Okay, what work do you have, just say hello."
Lu Xia: "Ms. Huang wants to stew two fish at noon, to nourish everyone's body, or... please help me from Deyun Pavilion to get two fish?"
Yu Qian: "Okay, I'm good at fishing. There are many fish ponds in my farm in Kyoto!"
It's all here, and I don't forget to show off. 5.9
"It's not fishing, it's fishing."
Lu Xia said:
"Bai Lu, put on the props."
"Come on!"
Bai Lu understood, and immediately dug out three sets of waterproof suits from the house.
"Here, sir, this is yours."
Everyone in Deyun Pavilion: ...
Fishing is not the same as fishing. You just need to cast a pole, sit and chat, and wait quietly for the fish to take the bait.
Fishing requires wearing waterproof clothing and walking around in the mud, which requires a lot of exercise.
Looking at the three people in Deyunge, they are old, weak, sick and disabled, and they are not fishers.
"No, old ones, let me just ask, do I have to eat fish at noon?"
Yu Qian retreated a bit.
"Master, please do me a favor, we all want to eat fish... okay?"
It's rare to see Bai Lu acting coquettishly, the key point is that she is a sweet girl, she dresses up pure and cute, and she acts coquettishly, not to mention Xiao Yueyue and Guo Dalin.
Even Lu Xia couldn't bear it, if it wasn't for the crowd, she would have to teach her how to eat lollipops.
……
"AWSL!!"
"Oh my god, Bai Lu acted like a baby, I'm numb!"
"Goosebumps all over the floor!"
"What's going on in Deyun Pavilion, hurry up! Hurry up! Fish! Fish!"
"It's so cute, take my wife away in the chaos!"
"Don't even think about it!"
.......
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"I said uncle, why do you have to provoke this Lu Xia if you have nothing to do?"
Xiao Yueyue looked aggrieved, and kicked deeply and shallowly in the mud, now it's over, the three of them in Deyunge came to catch fish.
"Forget it, more exercise is also a good thing, hey, brother Yue, there is a fish beside you, don't move!"
Guo Dalin widened his eyes and approached cautiously.
Xiao Yueyue didn't dare to move:
"Take it easy! Da Linzi, it's up to you whether you can eat fish at noon."
"Shh, don't talk!"
Guo Dalin approached slowly, and without disturbing the big fish, he slapped the net directly on the water.
Huge mud splashed Xiao Yueyue all over his face, but he didn't mind at all, all his attention was on Guo Dalin's fishing net.
"Where are the fish!"
Seeing that Guo Dalin's fishing net was empty again, Xiao Yueyue couldn't help but rolled his eyes.
"Brother Yue blames you. You must be breathing too heavily, which scared the fish away."
"get out."
The corner of Xiao Yueyue's mouth twitched slightly: "Are you a pig? You can't catch such a big fish? Do you think I look like a fish? Or you can catch me."
"The problem is that it's useless to catch you. People want to eat fish, not pigs."
"Who are you calling a pig?"
"I'm calling a pig."
"Guo Dalin, come here, come, see if I won't beat you to death today."
"Hey, don't come here, I'll tell my dad if you do this again!"
"Anyway, your father isn't here, so if I catch you, you're dead."
……
No one expected that just missing a fish would cause the two of De Yunge to fight.
Dripping in the mire, you chase me and fight.
Originally, Yu Qian was fishing with his waist bowed and his head lowered, but after being disturbed by them, let alone fish, he couldn't see anything clearly.
"Hey! You two are not finished, are you, come here and get beaten?!"
……
"Hahahahahaha~"
"Breaking the defense, I laughed so hard, is this the corporate culture of 31 Deyun Pavilion?"
"A cross talk actor who can't fight is not a good cross talk actor."
"They have such a good relationship, they really fight if something happens!"
"Hahaha, Lu Xia is such a monster, let them catch fish, I didn't expect the three of them to have internal strife!"
"It is recommended to save this paragraph!"
"Hahaha, Deyun nemesis, Lu Xia!"
……
"I'm going to pick some mushrooms on the mountain."
Lu Xia opened his mouth lightly. On the one hand, stewed chicken with mushrooms needs mushrooms, and on the other hand, he wanted to come out to breathe.
When I was a child, I often worked in the mountains with my grandparents, and I have a deeper impression of the mountains than I do.
"Don't follow the camera, I'll go by myself."
"Ah this..."
"I'll be back soon."
"All right, Teacher Lu Xia."
……
After dissuading the camera brother, Lu Xia walked into the mountains alone.
These two days are sunny.
The air in the mountains is relatively dry. Lu Xia made marks along the way, for fear of getting lost. In Hainan, mushrooms are an indispensable food.
In Hainan, there is a plate of mushrooms on the dining table from door to door.
For them, this thing is easier to recognize, after all, they grew up here, but for others, things like mushrooms are more dangerous.
Sometimes, the picked mushrooms are highly poisonous, and if one accidentally eats them, one's life will be lost.
Fortunately, Lu Xia has the "survival skills" given by the system, so it is easy to identify along the way.
Soon.
The bamboo basket behind is already full of mushrooms.
Just as he was picking mushrooms with his head down, he only heard a "hey", and a voice like a silver bell sounded behind him.
You don't need to guess to know it's Bai Lu.
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